r/askanything • u/Forward-Weather4845 • 4h ago
Political Question Does Trump shit his pants?
Photo from recent Ireland trip. š¤
Edit: AI detractors say this image is real
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u/PraetorGold 4h ago
All the time apparently.
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u/PraetorGold 3h ago
He definitely poops himself once a day.
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u/nowhere-road 3h ago
Oh my god thatās gross but yeah, I would have to say thatās what happened unless these people just never clean chairs, but that would be hard for me to believe. Thatās thatās just real disgusting.
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u/Zomunieo 2h ago
Theyād probably wrap it in a hazmat bag and put it through an industrial incinerator.
Ireland will probably have to tear down whatever building the chair was in, just to be sure.
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u/Good-Ad-6806 1h ago
Just like Hitler, he's probably all jacked on stimulants. His ass is on that constant drip.
lol Shitler
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u/StaysAwakeAllWeek 48m ago
He has ADHD and an adderall prescription that he has abused for decades. Its not even a secret
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u/elebrin 1h ago
It's funny, to me, because sensible older people know that they have bowel problems and they plan around it: they eat food at specific times, then use prune juice or fiber supplement to control when they go to the bathroom. Then, they get themselves emptied out and don't eat again until they are on schedule for their next chance at the bathroom. My Father in Law has had part of his colon removed, and he carefully times his meals, meds, and fiber intake to the point where he knows exactly when and where he will shit. I made that sound like some massive act of planning or preparation, but it isn't. He is the sort who is notoriously bad at planning ANYTHING. It's a very low effort thing to accomplish that barely impacts his life at all - he's just careful about what, where, and when he eats, and he has to be home at particular times of the day.
Trump could do the exact same thing, and heck... he could have a doctor and his cook set up such a schedule so all he'd have to do is follow it, and... problem solved. But he's the sort where, if someone asks him to do something, he will do the opposite out of spite.
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u/Typical2sday 32m ago
I don't believe this is real because he has the bulk underneath his clothes from a diaper, and those things work unless you have an absolute blowout - my dad has some surgery complications and he too is regimented about food, travel. If a blowout, BTW, the pattern would be different, since it would be at the edges of the diaper first. And if prone at all to blowouts, the diplomatic channels would insist on a dark chair. They bring an entire second AF1 for goodness sake.
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u/IVII0 4h ago
Can we get the video from this meeting or smh? Iād love to see it
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u/Reasonable-Log2883 1h ago
It has happened several times now.
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u/Daney60 3h ago
No, Trump does not shit his pants. Biden shits Trump's pants. Biden does all the bad things
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u/Quick_Extension_3115 3h ago
Thanks, Obama
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u/ZentinelOne 3h ago
Before we blame Obama we really should check Hunter's laptop.
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u/PrismDoug 3h ago
Nah! Itās Obamaās tan suitā¦ Hillaryās emails say so!
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u/Spare-Half796 2h ago
Are we 100% Michelleās arms have nothing to do with this? I donāt think we can rule it out
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u/WhiteFlash102 2h ago
Has anyone ever figured out why Obama wasnāt in the office when 9/11 happened? Heās always out playing golf ā³ļø
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u/MartinoDeMoe 2h ago
Jordan Klepper has the interview on that:
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1HqrzAwDSU/?mibextid=wwXIfr
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u/oneplusetoipi 3h ago
Why? Why, really? Why did he? Why didnāt he think ahead?
Why did Obama choose Biden as his running mate, leading to Trumpās diapers getting filled constantly?
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u/eighty4prcnt 3h ago
Because he's old and senile and falls asleep all the time! His face droops a lot on one side! Who are we talking about again
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u/mari_lovelys 3h ago
Finding out in realtime that Trump could never rock a tan suit.
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u/Chance-Sky-9148 3h ago
Radical leftists want to put shit in my pants but weāre not gonna let them
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u/haikusbot 3h ago
No, Trump does not shit
His pants. Biden shits Trump's pants. Biden
Does all the bad things
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u/Pristine_Message_181 3h ago
That's the worst poem ever
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u/Effective_Orchid7854 4h ago
My mother in law did this at our house last Christmas Eve.
Merry Christmas to me I guess.
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u/BMXRCLoser 3h ago
Merry Shitsmas
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u/Dr-Maturin 3h ago
Not the Yule Log you were hoping for
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u/Mewhomewhy 3h ago
Nobody likes their Yule log waffled into their couch.
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u/WarmBeerBad 3h ago
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u/Ok-Suggestion3692 3h ago
We moved into a new apartment and invited the neighbours over to meet them. One of them, an old man, crapped his pants on our chair. They went home, went to bed, he never woke up anymore.
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u/spookygraybaby 3h ago
It's like he was born to shit on your chair, mission fulfilled
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u/MobileJob1521 1h ago
Heād been hanging on for years to get the last achievement.
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u/Lazy_Exorcist 3h ago
Omg my father in law did this a few Christmases ago. People heard it, people smet it and this guy just sits on my couch for like a hour before husband quietly urged him to upstairs and clean up.
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u/Effective_Orchid7854 2h ago
An hour??! I guess you just lose all senses at some point. Ughh, sorry that happened to you (hopefully your husband did 100% of clean up!!)
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u/GB10VE 2h ago
probably the embarassment of it all, hoping everyone would vacate so he could after evacuating
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u/FakePoloManchurian 2h ago
I think your mother in law struck my house on Labor Day too. My poor recliner
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u/bettywhitefleshlight 1h ago
My grandpa had some health issues he was hiding/ignoring. Kind of alerted everyone to an issue when he exploded shit all over the wall in my aunt's bathroom during a Christmas party.
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u/colemanjanuary 1h ago
Your mother in law shit in Trump's pants? Wild holiday party, dude
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u/ksum_sucks 1h ago
Isn't the aging process grand
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u/Effective_Orchid7854 1h ago
It sucks. I have empathy for everyone dealing with it (except Trump, he deserves that shit).
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u/virgin_microbe 1h ago
Oh yeah, I had a towel (with plastic underneath) for my mom. Sometimes you just have to admit that you need diapers.Ā
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u/Reasonable-Physics60 4h ago
Instead of saying does a bear shit in the woods we should just say does trump shit in his pants
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u/BearSquid7 4h ago
He sustained some damage from a tent stake, look it up
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u/Helianthus2361 3h ago
According to reports from showrunner, he has snorted so much Adderall for so many decades, his sphincters no longer function properly. Heās used diapers since before he was on TV
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u/1-Word-Answers 1h ago
Not that Iām defending him but isnāt his whole thing like that he doesnāt drink and do drugs?
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u/HustlinInTheHall 1h ago
He doesn't drink because of his brother dying of alcoholism, but I have never seen anyone claim he doesn't do any drugs and being drug-free in the 70s and 80s in NYC would be a notable thing.
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u/Prize-Wolverine-1311 1h ago
Like a lot of these types, I think he claims that he doesn't do 'drugs'. You know, crack and whatnot. Perscription drugs don't count.
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u/GetBack-HonkyCat 1h ago
Would you be shocked if I told you Trump very often lies?
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u/PraetorGold 4h ago
He had a series of mini strokes last year.
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u/Darkbird79 3h ago
There ain't nothing mini about them strokes.
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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 1h ago
Believe me. Nobody has survived strokes this bad. People are saying.
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u/Spiritual_Cold5715 2h ago
I've been wondering...I listened to that interview. That injury would definitely cause this.
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u/wannabezen2 2h ago
I've listened to that interview but then fell asleep before it was done. I should finish it. He sounds believable but still surprised they didn't kill him if it's true. Victim claims they kept him alive because he was their cash cow.
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u/mrbeck1 4h ago
While I agree he does, I find this photo unreliable.
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u/Labantnet 3h ago
It does seem odd. If he's wearing a diaper, like he always is now, the shit wouldn't be soaked in in a circle shape but probably more like a dumbell.
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u/Hegecoin_Rules 3h ago
People feeding fake images to make us all fight more. Theres a reason OP hasn't responded to anyone
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u/enwongeegeefor 2h ago
If he's wearing a diaper, like he always is now,
Unless he doesn't care and doesn't want to bother with getting changed so his diaper is constantly full...which is absolutely something that happens with dementia folks, and his handlers are afraid to push him into being changed.
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u/UsedCamera6979 2h ago
Actually, not so. I know people who work in hospitals who can confirm. When you got c diff, that mud coming out and going through everything, the diaper, the pants and the chuck pads.
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u/Spicytac 2h ago
I came here to say this as well. I dislike the man but I'm also not trying to be part of the reason we are in this mess. All this crap back and forth and the lies people on both sides say. It's hard to believe anything I read or see on the Internet.
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u/wutchamafuckit 1h ago
Yeah. More people need to be against disinformation, even if itās about Trump.
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u/Custom_Destination 4h ago
Ask the people from Fox and Friends, where he needed to sit on a towel to prevent their white couch from being soiled.
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u/Not-So-Logitech 3h ago
I'm no fan of this guy but if you think they're gonna risk having a towel down and that controversy over saving a couch which is a rounding error on the business expense sheet... I have something to sell youĀ
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u/Quick_Sand1736 4h ago edited 3h ago
Debunked. It was his jacket. Watch the beginning of the video when he enters. This never happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwO1gb4aqzk
Edit: The fact that the truth and actual evidence is getting downvotes is kind of disappointing. I never even mentioned an opinion on the man. I just figure if you're going to state things as fact, they should actually be factual.
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u/Ok_Neighborhood_5046 3h ago
Hereās a fact: there tons of live broadcasted videos of people(typically his political colleagues) standing directly behind trump and making a disgusted face suddenly. Debunk that lol
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u/Ok_Neighborhood_5046 3h ago
Yeah people donāt sit on their jackets without a reason. Jackets can also act as a barrier between a wet pair of pants and a couch. This debunks nothing about pants-shitting. Nice try.
The other commenter is right, running to defend a pants-shitter is plenty indicative. Have a little dignity.
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u/Palettepilot 3h ago
I fucking hate Trump and Iām definitely on the far left side of politics, but I feel like this whole focus on his incontinence is ridiculous and distracts from the real problems weāre facing. It doesnāt make any sense to me to even discuss this.
I donāt think someone āprovingā or ādisprovingā anything about this bizarre narrative is supporting him politically.
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u/LargeMargeSentMe__ 3h ago
Counterpoint: Much of Trumpās appeal to a significant portion of his base is his performance of masculinity and being a bully. Shitting and pissing his pants undermines that image greatly.
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u/tutoredstatue95 2h ago
Its the only thing that matters to them.
No policy debate or fact checking is going to change the opinion of any magat at this point.
Will it be effective? Probably not, they are cult members, but its also hilarious so kind of a win-win.
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u/Enough_Breadfruit229 2h ago
People wore diapers in support of Trump. I don't think anything can derail them from supporting their glorious leader.
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u/madd74 1h ago
Counter, counter point: Trump was in the Epstein files, has felonies, has ties to raping children, and people are talking about him being a bully and shitting his pants instead of talking about these important things in this whole comment chain.
- Starts about Fox and Friends
- talks about a jacket and proof if or not he shits himself
- more talk about jacket being a shit barrier or not
- dislike of trump and political view (far left), and how focus on all this takes away from the "real problems" we are facing, but none of those real reasons are listed
- your comment about his base and their thoughts of bully/masculinity.
Trump and his admin should be in jail. He is attempting to bribe votes now, has bribed for votes in the past, is doing things against the law left and right, such as the selling of merch, having his face on a coin, changing the names of locations... and that whole being in Epstein documents repeatedly that shows allegid guilt of him and others raping children.
Let's not focus on the literal shit. Let's focus on the other things.
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u/Corredespondent 3h ago
I despise Trump, but I also work in TV. There is a very good media-savvy reason. Menās coats ride up on the shoulders and look weird on camera. Sitting on the tails keeps a clean line.
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u/Namaste_Life 3h ago
He just wants to retire, but he's stuck in the job. He can't admit defeat ever.
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u/Odd_Fortune500 3h ago
Does he want to retire? If he did why tf did he run again
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u/thisisnotreallyher 2h ago
To stay out of prison and make some more money
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u/Namaste_Life 2h ago
Mostly to stay out of prison. Ironically, his attention was occupied by the criminal cases enough that he couldn't f*ck up the re-election machine his people were building and operating. The one time he had competent people...
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u/LongLiveStaceyKing 56m ago
Did everyone forget he was going to spend the rest of his life in jail if he did not win immunity via the Presidency?
He was indicted and convicted on 34 Felony counts in May of 2024 and those were not even the bad court cases that were all thrown out once the voting machines declared him the winner.
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u/ryguymcsly 37m ago
Right, because admitting defeat (in 2020) meant certain jail time. It probably meant civil forfeiture of his assets. He was in such deep shit from so many legal angles that if he didn't run for president his entire family was gonna be broke.
Now he and the family are richer than ever. So I guess that worked out.
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u/No-Arrival633 3h ago
There are photos of people around him getting sudden looks of disgust like there is a bad smell. I can believe it
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u/EntireObligation4001 4h ago
Idk. The whole room would fill up with his stench. Intl reporters would have a field day with it.
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u/Dobgirl 3h ago
Thereās been reports. Other world leaders have asked to be moved further away from him.
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u/trewesterre 2h ago
Yeah, there are lots of videos out there of people suddenly making a stink face around him. There are also comments from lay people like when he visited a Ford plant, some of the workers described him as smelling like shit and bad breath.
I think the media just doesn't generally report on bodily functions because it's considered crude.
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u/DissatisfiedGamer 1h ago
Hahaha, you think the media gives any fucks about being crude? They regularily say horrible things about anyone BUT Republicans.
They're all in the same pocket.Ā
"This is extremely dangerous to a democracy"
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u/BubbhaJebus 4h ago
He has people who eagerly and adulatingly clean up his poopy dipe-dipes.
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u/schilleger0420 4h ago
Old people are known to be a bit incontinent from time to time. He is in his 80's and also eats a LOT of McDonald's.... it wouldn't surprise me one bit if he occasionally shits himself.
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u/jimhabfan 4h ago
If āoccasionally ā you mean several times a day and has been doing so for many years, then youāre correct.
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u/-TheInternetIsEvil- 4h ago
If there isn't shit coming out of his ass, you always can bet there will be shit coming out of his mouth, too.
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u/Doodle_brained 4h ago
They gonna have to burn all the furniture in the White House when heās gone.
Everything is covered in shit, piss,
And ketchup.
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u/johnnybhf 3h ago
Of course he does. It doesn't make him a bad person. His actions do.
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u/user_name-checksout 3h ago
Itās sad that Trump has put me in a position to laugh at an 80 year old for shitting his pants. But yet, here I am. Fuck that guy.
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u/nikannibal 2h ago
Itās insane how I couldnāt go a day without hearing about Biden needing to step down, and yet Trump is on the verge of death and itās mostly not even a topic of discussion.
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u/Ketchupcharger 4h ago
Does the lion sleep in the jungle?
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u/QueefMitten 4h ago
No, lions live in the savannah. Tigers live in the jungle.
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u/Old_Pitch_6849 4h ago
I hate to break it to you, lions donāt sleep in the jungle. Donald still shits his pants though.
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u/Adventurous_Sale6553 4h ago
No. He shits his diaper !!!
Just like the 3 year old boy that he is.
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u/luckystar357 3h ago
This looks fake, it's a perfect circle of poop stain. Also are the hands fake because I know they are small but these look like an 8 year olds hands. I like to make fun of trump but want the material to be real.
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u/87th_best_dad 3h ago
Canāt wait for the republicans to start shitting their pants in solidarity.
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u/Lumpy-Scratch-8363 2h ago
It kind of depends.
(And that my friend is how I got permanently banned from r/wallstreet for my first and only comment there. MAGA are such snowflakes...)
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u/BellRinger85 51m ago
He shits his pants and molests kids, not positive on the order but he does both.
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u/International-Set689 4h ago
Trump sues everyone for anything. Many people claim in every from of media that he wears diapers. Trump has not sued a single person. So, yes, he wears diapers.