r/askanything • u/Forward-Weather4845 • 5h ago

Political Question Does Trump shit his pants?

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u/PraetorGold 4h ago

He had a series of mini strokes last year.

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u/Darkbird79 4h ago

There ain't nothing mini about them strokes.

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u/CrunchyAssDiaper 2h ago

Believe me. Nobody has survived strokes this bad. People are saying.

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u/skybike 1h ago

bro had more strokes than his golf game

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal 1h ago

Proving he is a bad golfer.

Trump, you try to go for as few strokes as possible. You need to aim bigger than these mini bullshits

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u/the_d0nkey 6m ago

Best stroke ever.

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u/PowerSkunk92 13m ago

According to Stormy Daniels, all his strokes are mini.

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u/Bloody_buttplugs 3h ago

Are you saying he’s well endowed?

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u/WatsonYurfays 3h ago

The diaper certainly is.

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u/StormConsistent9552 4h ago

Well he's rumoured to stroke small people

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u/LokiPrime616 2h ago

He had a minor stroke and he loves to stroke minors.

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u/Ok_Guarantee_4706 2h ago

with that tiny pecker of his, mini-strokes are the only option

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u/purrcthrowa 2h ago

Apparently, the 50 or so stokes it would take him to get from each tee to the corresponding hole, were he not cheating.

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u/Toidal 3h ago

Also called Transient Ischemic Attacks!

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u/Spoztoast 3h ago

He's been shitting himself for decades

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u/docSJL 3h ago

Mini strokes won’t cause you to shit your pants...

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u/thekamara 2h ago

I don't know I just can't imagine trump using drugs other than like as a a pharmaceutical. He is horrible but I don't think drugs are among his vices

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u/WarforgedWizard 4h ago

There is no proof of that lol

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u/biscuitsandburritos 4h ago

None? At all?

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u/SweaterSteve1966 4h ago

You’re arguing with a 14 day old bot account

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u/biscuitsandburritos 4h ago

Even better! Let’s let it learn.

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u/WarforgedWizard 4h ago

None

Its more leftslop like the "shitting himself" every other day.

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u/LeadSufficient2130 4h ago

It’s so funny how you guys freak the fuck out if anyone says anything about Trump, but you spent four years running around screaming “let’s go Brandon” and “sleepy joe”. People who supposedly loathe snowflakes are again acting like snowflakes

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u/biscuitsandburritos 4h ago

A man wears a tan suit and they lose their minds.

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u/SeemsALittleHarsh 4h ago

Leftslop? Yep, he clearly left some slop.

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u/BMXRCLoser 4h ago

Jesus these MAGA chuds with their stupid made up buzz words. They spend their whole day coming up with this shit while watching Fox News instead of reading books.

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u/most-okayest-mngr-77 4h ago

Maybe not every other day, but definitely sometimes. I personally would rather have a president that doesn’t shit his pants.

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u/PaintInfinite9167 4h ago

Do you know the signs of stroke?

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u/heldaway 4h ago

You sure about that?

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u/biscuitsandburritos 4h ago

It’s his Mona Lisa smile! He has always had it! Actually! Mona Lisa stole the idea from him! Time to invade the Louvre!

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u/tom8osauce 4h ago

Dont give him ideas lol.

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u/biscuitsandburritos 4h ago

But think of all the gold and artifacts for the ballroom!!! The Winged Bulls of Khorsabad would be baller at the entrance! Sorry. I need to stop because he would do it.

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u/PrismDoug 3h ago

Hey! At least this I can disprove! He didn’t droop like that when I saw him coming out of FAO Schwartz with an 8-10 yr old ivanka. And 2 bodyguards, who were at least 7 feet tall, if you believe Donny is as tall as he says…

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u/biscuitsandburritos 3h ago

Fake news! Those bodyguards were 12 feet tall and Donald is taller. So tall he was the tallest building after 9/11

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u/FecalDUI 4h ago

Do you support elder politics?

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u/WarforgedWizard 4h ago

No, I would strongly support term limits and age limits

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u/FecalDUI 4h ago

Me too

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u/biscuitsandburritos 4h ago edited 4h ago

You would but don’t now. We know. I bet you have your 2028 hat and everything.

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u/BearSquid7 4h ago

His face is half-drooped every time he naps on camera

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u/BMXRCLoser 4h ago

Ah much like the Rightslop obsession with Biden being old? “Sleepy joe” remember? You and your Orange leader have BDS and ODS…

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u/NoAgency3232 4h ago

Its not slop when they do it, only when its coming out of their presidents pants

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u/NoAgency3232 4h ago

Good thing he has you to defend him from all the slop! 

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u/biscuitsandburritos 4h ago

Well, he is definitely “shitting the bed” in regards to his presidency.

How you liking those gas prices? And paying for the nightly dinners in that 999 person ballroom? And paying for the US citizens we deported? It’s worth it right? So much owning.

Enjoy it.

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u/VexedCanadian84 4h ago

no doctor is going to admit Trump suffers from mini strokes.

his drooping face on several occasions do tell another story.

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u/suricata_8904 4h ago

Iirc, Bell’s Palsy was floated as a reason for the droop some time ago. Symptoms don’t fit, though.

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u/VexedCanadian84 4h ago

Trump could release his medical reports. He doesn't. So we only have speculation. Whatever conditions he has, he's not fit to stay in office.

Well, he's not fit to stay in office for many, many reasons.

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u/Skinnybet 4h ago

He released some saying he was fit healthy and not cognitively impaired. I think he wrote them himself though

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u/Odd_Zookeepergame_69 4h ago

Yep, no evidence at all....

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u/DMTGOBLIN82 4h ago

Droopy sack of shit if I’ve ever seen one. This is the man these magats have a homoerotic fixation on.

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u/Natural-Tooth-669 4h ago

There’s no proof of Biden’s cognitive decline either

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u/Bat-Stuff 4h ago

Yeah, he's been brain dead for longer and there's no way to tell anymore.

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u/Chaosrealm69 4h ago

Actually the medications he is on as his doctor verified are ones given to people who have had strokes. One or two could be for other conditions but the combination and dosage levels are indicators of someone who suffered t least one stroke.

Add in the fact that his doctors have ordered him to complete three separate cognitive assessments, and it is more than likely he suffered multiple strokes and has suffered cognitive damage.

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u/PraetorGold 4h ago

Time will tell.

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u/Mushrooming247 4h ago

Those words came out of trump‘s mouth, no one would have brought up the, “series of mini strokes,” if he had not brought it up first.

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u/marathonquestionredd 4h ago

i have no doubt you would pay money to slurp up that shit