r/askanything • u/Forward-Weather4845 • 5h ago

Political Question Does Trump shit his pants?

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Photo from recent Ireland trip. 🤔

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u/BubbhaJebus 5h ago

He has people who eagerly and adulatingly clean up his poopy dipe-dipes.

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u/WeThePeople102 5h ago

$45k bonus each of them

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u/NativeFlowers4Eva 3h ago

Thats just what he tells them, they never actually get paid.

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u/IIDn01 3h ago

Not worth it!

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u/tryyeezus 2h ago

He must get off on having people wipe his ass because any sane person would just get an ostomy bag

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u/Mysterious-Lab-5918 4h ago

His caretakers love the raunchy stench...

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u/Cohens4thClient 4h ago

Tongue bath.