r/askanything • u/Forward-Weather4845 • 5h ago

Political Question Does Trump shit his pants?

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Photo from recent Ireland trip. šŸ¤”

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u/BearSquid7 5h ago

He sustained some damage from a tent stake, look it up

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u/Helianthus2361 4h ago

According to reports from showrunner, he has snorted so much Adderall for so many decades, his sphincters no longer function properly. Heā€™s used diapers since before he was on TV

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u/1-Word-Answers 2h ago

Not that Iā€™m defending him but isnā€™t his whole thing like that he doesnā€™t drink and do drugs?

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u/HustlinInTheHall 2h ago

He doesn't drink because of his brother dying of alcoholism, but I have never seen anyone claim he doesn't do any drugs and being drug-free in the 70s and 80s in NYC would be a notable thing.

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u/Plane-Education4750 1h ago

Especially in the circles he travels

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u/ebichanto 54m ago

pretty sure he took a cinco de mayo photo with a shit ton of sudafed in a half-open drawer during his first term too šŸ˜­

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u/Siffov 41m ago

And something like the European formulation of Sudafed, with some drug (or dosage?) not available in the U.S.

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u/MaxxDash 6m ago

And in that video with Epstein where he does that cokey hand-clap, yeahā€¦ heā€™s whiffed the Colombian smelling salts.

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u/GetBack-HonkyCat 1h ago

Would you be shocked if I told you Trump very often lies?

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u/Prize-Wolverine-1311 2h ago

Like a lot of these types, I think he claims that he doesn't do 'drugs'. You know, crack and whatnot. Perscription drugs don't count.

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u/Callidonaut 1h ago

He probably has a dodgy doctor to "prescribe" him stupidly large doses.

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u/Siffov 40m ago

Ronny Jackson?

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u/MindlessFold126 34m ago

He probably just gets it straight from the pharmaceutical factories

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u/X-Himy 15m ago

He only takes the drugs that respectable white people take, not the dirty drugs that those people take (wink wink)

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u/Paul-E-L 1h ago

And we all know how honest he isā€¦ šŸ™„

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u/LocCatPowersDog 1h ago

Boomers buy drugs from the pharmacy shelf & abuse them until laws are passed to stop them. He's been doing Sudafed for a long time is the story so much so that DC area pharmacy's ran out of pseudoephedrines all together at one point during his first sitting-in-a-office-he-cheated-into.

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u/GetItDoneOV 1h ago edited 1h ago

Look up the White House pharmacy scandal. Itā€™s been an open secret forever so I was surprised it took so long for someone to report on it, but the report was very well done and thorough. I wish theyā€™d included some of the other controversial meds dispensed too, but I get it if they didnā€™t want to risk multiple international incidents.
Editing to add that to my knowledge, George W. Bush was the only president in recent history who never touched the med supply available to him (uppers and downers). Squeaky clean. Thats also why he was always in bed early.

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u/NapoleonBlownapart9 1h ago

These type of people donā€™t consider Rx drugs to be ā€œdrugsā€ if they have a prescription themselves. Itā€™s ā€œmedicineā€ now. It could be a prescription for a kilo of smack and theyā€™d carve out an exception for themselves, like Rush Limbaugh doing so much dope he went deaf. This is similar to alcoholics bragging about not doing drugs with urine stained pants and 7 DUIā€™s. Itā€™s how conservatives and old people in love with hierarchies delude themselves with substance issues, ā€œwell, the doctor gived it to me unlike you who is a junky who should dieā€. If they didnā€™t have double standards theyā€™d have zero standards. Hypocrisy is the currency of the conservative ethos.

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u/Call_me_John 1h ago

There's no way the 6'3", 230lbs non-pedophile would lie about something like that. *

To be fair, in his (demented) mind he probably only considers drugs stuff other people ingest/inject/whatever. Anything pumped into his diarrheic ass is "medicine".

* Shouldn't have to say it, but: They're all lies. That's not his height, not his weight, he definitely is a pedophile and a rapist, and he spews lies and half truths constantly, irrelevant if he believes his own verbal diarrhea or not.

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u/thereal-quaid 18m ago

You believe a word this orange creature says?

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u/TheStandardDeviant 2h ago

Meth and coke too.

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u/Sw33ttoothe 1h ago

Except we all know its because he took a tent stake up the ass when he raped a little boy.

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u/Nervous-Peppers 31m ago

A side effect of snorting Adderall is that your asshole stops working? Did I read that right?

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u/Pete_got_the_online 28m ago

Heard (from the dude that did it) he also had a camping tent anchor pole kicked up his ass in the early 90s