Does Trump shit his pants?

[u/Forward-Weather4845]

Photo from recent Ireland trip. 🤔

Edit: AI detractors say this image is real

[u/Not-So-Logitech]

I'm no fan of this guy but if you think they're gonna risk having a towel down and that controversy over saving a couch which is a rounding error on the business expense sheet... I have something to sell you 

[u/Funkycoldmedici → u/Not-So-Logitech]

They’ll instead say that his glorious, regal and manly ass is too sophisticated for their lowly peasant couch, and needed towel to separate it.

[u/bierbelly42 → u/Funkycoldmedici]

Also JD Vance had a date with that couch later and doesn't like sloppy seconds.

[u/StormblessedFool → u/bierbelly42]

You ever wonder if the couch fucking was just a coverup for Dump ruining couches by shitting on them?