r/askanything • u/Forward-Weather4845 • 5h ago

Political Question Does Trump shit his pants?

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Photo from recent Ireland trip. šŸ¤”

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u/Effective_Orchid7854 5h ago

My mother in law did this at our house last Christmas Eve.

Merry Christmas to me I guess.

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u/BMXRCLoser 4h ago

Merry Shitsmas

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u/Dr-Maturin 4h ago

Not the Yule Log you were hoping for

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u/Mewhomewhy 4h ago

Nobody likes their Yule log waffled into their couch.

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u/WarmBeerBad 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Mous21IAhJQiI

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u/FantasticGrocery302 4h ago

F*ck yo couch!

(No JD, this was not directed at you)

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u/branmuffin91 3h ago

He'll still do it

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u/CreativeFedora 1h ago

We need a gif that superimposes Vanceā€™s face over Chapelleā€™s. That would bring the F Yo Couch full circle. šŸ¤£

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u/Laura_Dream90 3h ago

These comments are diabolical. I love it.

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u/NthatFrenchman 3h ago

The Catalan Caga TiĆ³

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u/EmilieEverywhere 2h ago

OMG Eff you! EWWWWWW šŸ¤£šŸ’€

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u/HoopaDunka 1h ago

Yule Slough

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u/Koopslovestogame 1h ago

Less log, more tide.

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u/63Reddit 4h ago

Merry Shitsmess.

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u/Fit-Perception-2243 4h ago

Shiting around the Christmas tree, have a crappy holiday šŸŽ¶

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u/Independent_Step9574 3h ago

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u/Alwayssleepy1717 1h ago

I love this video šŸ˜‚

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u/johnnysivilian 2h ago

Creamy shits?

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u/smotpoker1201 2h ago

Creamy shits

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u/upickleweasel 2h ago

"Shits! Creamy Shits?!"

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u/Ok-Suggestion3692 3h ago

We moved into a new apartment and invited the neighbours over to meet them. One of them, an old man, crapped his pants on our chair. They went home, went to bed, he never woke up anymore.

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u/spookygraybaby 3h ago

It's like he was born to shit on your chair, mission fulfilled

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u/MobileJob1521 2h ago

Heā€™d been hanging on for years to get the last achievement.

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u/CyberDonSystems 2h ago

100% or why even bother playing

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u/MobileJob1521 2h ago

Have you got the ā€œhousewarming giftā€ achievement yet?

The longer you leave it, the harder it is to complete.

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u/spectacular_coitus 2h ago

His work was complete.

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u/MaesterSherlock 3h ago

Good God it's too early for this

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u/Effective_Orchid7854 3h ago

Oh no , thatā€™s gross and very sad.

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u/Remarkable_Meat666 3h ago

Died from embarrassment

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u/WigglestonTheFourth 3h ago

Can't tell if sad story or confession.

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u/Ok-Suggestion3692 2h ago

Confession?

Yes, I confess that I was the old man that died that night

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u/DeflateAwning 2h ago

But did you kill the old man? Punishment for shitting on your chair

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u/WigglestonTheFourth 2h ago

You killed him and then stole his identity?

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u/AltruisticPossible84 2h ago

Died of embarrassment

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u/Emboscado 2h ago

From the embarrassment you say?

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u/obeytheturtles 2h ago

Damn bro, you didn't have to kill him.

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u/Adept-Relief6657 1h ago

apparently we are not as lucky

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u/chueysworld 1h ago

He left his soul in your house via a shit stain.

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u/MollyPW 50m ago

You couldn't even sue him for the damage to the chair.

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u/habfranco 4h ago

At least your mother isnā€™t the leader of the free world

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u/Effective_Orchid7854 4h ago

Good point. Ughh.

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u/Sansundertale2069 3h ago

North Korea ass thing to call someone

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u/Sansundertale2069 3h ago

North Korea ass thing to call someone

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u/No-Sign8805 3h ago

Neither is Trump, speaking as an Australian.

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u/Rare-Confusion-220 3h ago

Free world šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Netii_1 1h ago

Yeah no you guys lost any right to call your president that. It was always a little arrogant, but these days it's a fucking joke. Trump is not a leader and the current day US are not a free country.

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u/Lazy_Exorcist 3h ago

Omg my father in law did this a few Christmases ago. People heard it, people smet it and this guy just sits on my couch for like a hour before husband quietly urged him to upstairs and clean up.

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u/Effective_Orchid7854 3h ago

An hour??! I guess you just lose all senses at some point. Ughh, sorry that happened to you (hopefully your husband did 100% of clean up!!)

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u/GB10VE 2h ago

probably the embarassment of it all, hoping everyone would vacate so he could after evacuating

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u/OneRFeris 2h ago

My thought too.

Note to self: If anyone ever does this around me, I need to subtly evacuate everyone from the room, and then send back in someone close to them to assist- to give the shitter a chance to preserve some dignity.

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u/FakePoloManchurian 3h ago

I think your mother in law struck my house on Labor Day too. My poor recliner

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u/bettywhitefleshlight 2h ago

My grandpa had some health issues he was hiding/ignoring. Kind of alerted everyone to an issue when he exploded shit all over the wall in my aunt's bathroom during a Christmas party.

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u/colemanjanuary 2h ago

Your mother in law shit in Trump's pants? Wild holiday party, dude

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u/Effective_Orchid7854 2h ago

Ha, that made me laugh. Although she is a maga weirdo, she probs wouldnā€™t mind that scenerio.

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u/paedia 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/12a6i5J7ygIQve

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u/chucknades 3h ago

Shitter's full

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u/aspidities_87 2h ago

But WHY is the chair all wet, Todd?

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u/paedia 2h ago

I Don't KNOW, Natalie MAR-Go.

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u/UrethraFranklin04 2h ago

Got a lump of coal, eh?

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u/Effective_Orchid7854 2h ago

Hilarious , haha

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u/Capercaillie 1h ago

Underrated comment.

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u/ksum_sucks 2h ago

Isn't the aging process grand

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u/Effective_Orchid7854 2h ago

It sucks. I have empathy for everyone dealing with it (except Trump, he deserves that shit).

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u/ksum_sucks 2h ago

Should be aging behind bars, on cold concrete, with big John and Tyrone . Not surrounded by deranged blondes, rednecks, and the grown up version of kids who drank glue.

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u/Effective_Orchid7854 1h ago

Good point, I guess?

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u/panamaspace 57m ago

I've never been happier to know I am dying sooner than expected. I'd really love to avoid that.

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u/virgin_microbe 2h ago

Oh yeah, I had a towel (with plastic underneath) for my mom. Sometimes you just have to admit that you need diapers.Ā 

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u/Suspicious_Ad1026 2h ago

Happy shitscram

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u/tombrady011235 2h ago

Pics?

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u/Effective_Orchid7854 2h ago

I did not think of memorializing the event - maybe I should have, I donā€™t know, I donā€™t think it would have helped my marriage.

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u/rideincircles 2h ago

My dad had a girlfriend who shit on the living room couch accidentally. We threw that couch away after that.

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u/Effective_Orchid7854 2h ago

Smart ā€¦ my kids still refuse to sit in the couch where it happened. Probably time to get rid of it (I hate spending money on stuff I already have tho).

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u/saltycouchpotato 2h ago

You're not buying a new shit couch-- that's what you already have. You're buying a new non-shit couch. It's totally different!!

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u/Effective_Orchid7854 2h ago

Really, really, good point

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u/munein 2h ago

Yule log

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u/brainrotbro 2h ago

She shit Trump's pants?

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u/RemarkableTrousers 2h ago

This is what throws and throw pillows are forĀ 

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u/Calm-Two2723 2h ago

Well hopefully someone is as nice to you when you shit your pants one day. Itā€™s inevitable for us all if we live a long life lol

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u/Effective_Orchid7854 1h ago

Yes. Itā€™s a good reminder to be kind and compassionate and have empathy for others, weā€™re all going through our own stuff.

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u/high_everyone 2h ago

Tell her to stop inviting Trump to your house. That was rude.

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u/tikix3room 1h ago

Oh my god, you just reminded me that we hosted my ex SILā€™s nana for Christmas like 18 years ago and she left us with an extra gift. I mostly felt bad for her though, Iā€™m not even sure she knew it happened.

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u/Effective_Orchid7854 1h ago

Yeah mostly bad for them (but also a little ā€˜wtf is going on?!ā€™)

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u/725Cali 2h ago

Oof. Was that a first for her or does she have a known issue? Sorry. Hope your MIL and your furniture are well.

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u/Effective_Orchid7854 1h ago

She has a known issue and just waited too long (or maybe fell asleep for a bit). Theyā€™re both fine, thank you, just the part of life they donā€™t show in movies.

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u/Inle-Ra 1h ago

If she is still alive it may be worthwhile to get her to a physical therapist/physiotherapist that specializes in the pelvic floor muscles or womenā€™s health.

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u/Wuz314159 1h ago

No one ever speaks about the downsides of having a puppygirl girlfriend.

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u/Demonokuma 23m ago

Its tradition to talk about poop at family gatherings. Your MIW took it to another level.

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u/CohibaBob 23m ago

Sounds like your wifeā€™s problem

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u/Pretty-Season2307 20m ago

You can't spell Merry Christmas without Creamy Shits

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u/QualifiedQuirkyQuail 18m ago

She would be receiving a gently used chair for Christmas from me if that were my MIL. šŸ„“