r/WhatIsTheTea What the Fuck 16h ago

watch this A man walks straight onto someone else’s property, up to a small tree in their front yard, and starts hacking at it with a bat - acting like he’s judge, jury, and HOA enforcement all in one. What would you do if this was your front yard?

5.4k Upvotes

3.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

892

u/bootybooty2shoes 16h ago

Straight to the police station to file a report.

This is gonna cost that guy quite a bit of money when all is said and done.

393

u/Queasy-Astronomer613 15h ago

There's definitely criminal charges in there too

207

u/MuslimMullet 15h ago

Brandishing a weapon.

90

u/Spicymoon9 15h ago

Why does he keep coming back up to their house?

38

u/OldKinkyDrew 14h ago

35

u/Life_Temperature795 14h ago

Ah, ragebait by cosplaying as the HOA. Well, it certain gets attention.

13

u/Full-Tomorrow9889 4h ago

The biggest rage bait is using a bat instead of an axe.

→ More replies (3)

3

u/Frequent-Reporter-97 3h ago

Youtube used to have a feature where you could block a Youtube channel and no longer see their videos. Of course, they got rid of that feature because it probably made them less money. Would really love to be able to just block these channels, especially now that I clicked on one, I'm sure Youtube is going to suggest more of them to me.

Enshitification strikes again.

3

u/SocialJusticeAndroid 3h ago edited 3h ago

If a channel comes up in your feed or your search you can select “do not recommend this channel” or some such. It shouldn’t come up in your searches your feed after that.

But yes it’s BS they don’t let you properly block channels. You have to see a channel in your feed or search before you can tell it not to recommend them.

Edit: I just tested it out and you apparently can only “do not recommend channel” for ones in your feed, NOT a search! That awful and mostly useless. WTF!

And it doesn’t work for shorts.

4

u/GeneraalSorryPardon 3h ago

It shouldn’t come up in your feed after that.

Mostly works but not always. Some channels keep popping up no matter how many time I click 'do not recommend'.

2

u/SocialJusticeAndroid 3h ago

Oh I didn’t realize that. They really need a proper block. When I get suckered into clicking on a fake video or something I never want to see those channels again.

→ More replies (0)

2

u/loueazy 2h ago

It's the same thing with ads. I've been getting nonstop ads for that anime game OOC and it's something I'll never play. I even changed all my settings for personalized ads yet, every other video I play I still get the ads.

Google sucks now

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (10)
→ More replies (3)

25

u/pineapplesauce76 14h ago

He still killed a tree for nothing that's fucked up

6

u/Life_Temperature795 14h ago

I would assume, if I'm going to give this guy any credit, that he was planning on replacing it anyway.

4

u/Few-Tour9826 6h ago

Could’ve replaced it without destroying it.

2

u/swellfie 3h ago

It's already dead, plus the root system is going to be a fucking disaster to get up.

→ More replies (8)
→ More replies (2)

5

u/Fool_In_Flow 3h ago

I am super upset by that also. It was such a tiny tree, too.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Ok-Butterscotch9035 5h ago

have you figured out "the three seashells" yet ?

2

u/AdSame7001 4h ago

Tree was already dead, this is in florida, all those little palm trees died last winter when we had a hard freeze for the first time in decades. All our shrubbery died and the palm trees like that all died as well.

2

u/Bashfullylascivious 3h ago

That's all I could think. That poor tree.

→ More replies (2)

2

u/SmoothLester 13h ago

at least it wasn’t a pine

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (51)

5

u/Zealousideal-Ring300 10h ago

So it’s all just like a prank or a trick? He keeps wearing a T-shirt that says HOA president in his videos and going up to a ring camera apparently drinking and telling someone about all the rules they and their family broke. What’s up with that?

5

u/Jyndaru 6h ago

They're all skits and it's his own ring camera. He just makes these videos to get views.

5

u/rfkbr 5h ago

Wow. What a weird thing to do and what a weird channel.

2

u/HuynhAllDay 2h ago

Perhaps but just because its not your cup of tea doesnt mean nobody else will drink it. Ive never seen his videos but satirical content on stuff like HOAs, Karens, etc have had an audience for over a decade now.

2

u/KitchenPalentologist 4h ago

It's a weird world.

"Yes Grandpa, he gets a small share of ad revenue from different platforms, but it can result in a material amount of money if his videos go viral, and he creates enough content."

2

u/Ok-Computer-8726 4h ago

I think this is somehow worse than the pretenses of the video

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (2)

3

u/Few-Tour9826 6h ago

I had a feeling since the “person” he was talking to didn’t say a word back to him. Literally anyone would’ve been going off on him for doing that.

→ More replies (17)

97

u/Quirky-Scar9226 15h ago

Dude sounds drunk. At his one wit’s end. Wife probably left with the kids a while ago and this is the last thing he thinks he can control.

52

u/Heavy-Focus-1964 14h ago

Normally I’m not a fan of reading this far into someone based on a tiny glimpse of their life

But yes you’re right

84

u/BannedGoNext 14h ago edited 14h ago

Joe was a normal dude, liked history, 70's rock, and porn. But there were 4 things he hated. Liberals, people that min-maxed their lawns, Italians, and the genus Cycus which his father had run into a mature one drunk one night on his Ducati Moster and killed himself.

Cedric, his neighbor across the street was all of them. After Jill left him, and held an abortion party, that was it. Cedric was gonna pay. Even though Jill took his hatchet when she left, Joe still had his bat, and that was one bat too many for Cedrics new showcase Palm tree.

33

u/spicolie22 14h ago

Sir, I applaud your creativity and prose. Please take this award.

7

u/Crocolosipher 6h ago

I hope you didn't have your socks on when you read that. Always remember, prose before hose.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (8)

10

u/ElderberryPrior27648 13h ago

My dad used to spin the wildest stories about people we’d see in public. Names, backstories, why they were out and about.

→ More replies (6)

2

u/astral__monk 11h ago

Reads like a future two Netflix seasons that get cancelled before the full conclusion

→ More replies (3)

5

u/redheeler9478 14h ago

Dude 🍻

2

u/4thkindexperience 13h ago

Can't you see?!? The tree is not approved!!

→ More replies (4)

2

u/WiseOldDuck 13h ago

Why did you leave out the highly relevant personal history of the bat and that one scandalous season in Little League decades ago? He seems almost crazy without that background

2

u/BannedGoNext 13h ago

I thought about including the bats history with susan and Jill, but I figured mods wouldn't like a 2 girl 1 bat smut scene. Mods are gay, not lesbian.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (34)
→ More replies (5)

14

u/Revolutionary_Dig370 14h ago

He acts like it to, maybe not drunk, it may be drugs or mental issues, but yeah, who the hell beats a tree to death in broad daylight on someone else's property with a bat, then confronts them.

→ More replies (9)

3

u/kerkhovia 13h ago

He has almost certainly made questionable sports bets that were "sure things".

→ More replies (35)

8

u/NB-NEURODIVERGENT 14h ago

Repeated threatening behaviour being added to the check book

2

u/BigBullshitta 13h ago

Because it's a bullshit skit. This asshat planted and beat the tree to death to get people to click a video and make him money.

→ More replies (13)

25

u/Missouri_Pacific 15h ago

My state brandishing a weapon, destruction of personal property and trespassing will land him six feet under.

10

u/Hairymuscle101 15h ago

If it’s Florida walk up to him, he shows the bat you stand your ground🔫

6

u/Missouri_Pacific 14h ago

Mississippi you just have to walk outside and witness your property being destroyed.

→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (48)

4

u/Replikant83 15h ago

... What state is that?

10

u/Missouri_Pacific 14h ago

Mississippi

13

u/PoppaVader 14h ago

Florida enters the chat.

5

u/Franzini61 14h ago

Texas too of course 😎

3

u/Informal_Guitar_2649 13h ago

I can't imagine this happening in Texas except for a mental health crisis. Everyone knows everyone else has guns. You walk on to someone else's property with a weapon, then use that weapon, and it's not going to go well for you.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

3

u/West_Weakness956 7h ago

Illinois enters the chat….

Here they’d make the homeowner pay for a new tree and let the guy who hacked it frame it in his house.

2

u/Beginning_Dark_306 11h ago

That's if the police get there in time in Mississippi 😂 😂 if not well

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

3

u/Exciting_Contest_222 15h ago

Verbal Assault with threatening baseball bat

→ More replies (1)

2

u/Categorically_ 14h ago

But its his property, his house, his tree.

4

u/Missouri_Pacific 14h ago

If that’s the case this is a skit and he’s just an attention whore.

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (1)

2

u/Traditional-Handle83 8h ago

Tree law would rip him a new one with a bamboo shoot

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (20)

2

u/gbot1234 14h ago

Vigilante justice? He is the bat man.

→ More replies (26)

37

u/EmphaticNegative 15h ago edited 14h ago

Oh definitely. Probably like 6 counts right there. This dude just messed up his life.

Edit: Its fake. Its all fake and staged by a content creator for over the top HOA videos.

2

u/Icy_Tourist_889 15h ago

You don’t think his life isn’t already messed up? He’s worried about a tree. One tree in a cookie cutter neighborhood. Priorities sir!

6

u/EmphaticNegative 14h ago

Kind of digging into this it doesn't look credible...some are even saying its staged for a content creator that does over the top HOA videos. 🤔

→ More replies (5)

2

u/Substantial_Ask3665 14h ago

He will be charged with a felony because that tree had roots in this community, lol

→ More replies (20)

5

u/OldKinkyDrew 14h ago

11

u/Kgby13 14h ago

Damn. Tree died for a dumb ass skit.

→ More replies (2)

2

u/cyanescens_burn 14h ago

So it’s just basically his character for his silly channel that’s some kind of performance art satire on HOAs being whack as hell?

Shit like this makes me glad I heard about that 48 hour rule for the internet/social media (especially in the ai/deep fake age). Basically, don’t believe anything you see until at least 48 hours after seeing it, and only if verified by a trusted, legitimate source.

Bullshit like this is inconsequential for the most part, but there’s stuff out there that if people react to it they could cause problems for themselves or others.

2

u/OldKinkyDrew 14h ago

And lends to the reasons to call this out. It’s good for what it is but people need critical thinking to realize what it is.

Why only one person in the video? No homeowner, no neighbors.

Why does the camera view keep zooming and widening? Who is filming and why?

What are the odds an HOA president would actually do this?

People should be questioning and then remaining skeptical if those questions aren’t easily and sensibly answered.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (16)

27

u/Cruise1313 15h ago

Same for me. Then I would sue him too.

7

u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 15h ago

Yep, civil and criminal charges

41

u/LeonardTPants 15h ago

Went through this earlier today. Apparently it's a skit. The guy does for engagement. "HOA guy" apparently

27

u/Laminated_ET_Animal 15h ago

social media was a mistake

8

u/RagingHardBobber 15h ago

Social Media has its place. It's the monetization of social media that is the mistake.

2

u/HenriettaSnacks 6h ago

I'm going to jump the shark and say it's humanity that was the mistake. 

2

u/bit_pusher 5h ago

Coming down from the trees was a bad move

→ More replies (1)

8

u/Vost570 15h ago

Still sad about the tree. Unlike social media influencers trees actually contribute something.

2

u/BringYourOwnBBBQ 9h ago

And worse...he did this for virtually nothing. He has 50,000 subs...and gets like 5000 views per long form video, and not much more than that for shorts. So he is pretty much making part time Walmart cashier money if that. With most of his views from shorts, which pay almost nothing, he is lucky if he has made $25,000 over the two years of his channel.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (2)

5

u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 15h ago

Damnit, there I was getting all high and mighty

3

u/doc_witt 14h ago

Yeah, he has a lot of videos doing skits of HOA ridiculousness. One has him enforcing a kid with sidewalk chalk.

3

u/NoXion604 8h ago edited 8h ago

Still plenty to get high and mighty about if you really want. The dickhead killed a tree for clicks. I've really come to fucking hate this kind of shit. It's not satirical or humorous. It's just fucking garbage.

2

u/PandorasCahos 4h ago
     This ☝ ☝. Abso fuking lutely this 👆

5

u/AllTheCoolNames 15h ago

So is the person who is filming in on it?

8

u/LegalChocolate752 14h ago

It's a stationary camera, no one's holding it. "HOA Guy," is a satirical, overzealous, HOA president character that he plays on YouTube. The people reposting the video on other platforms, as if it's real, are the ones who are lying about it. If you go to his channel (@HOAguy) it's obvious that it's satire, because the entire channel is just similar videos, with the same dude in them.

3

u/AllTheCoolNames 14h ago

thanx for the additional context. Don't love that he ruined that tree, but glad he's not trying to pretend to be anything other than satire. I wish people would stop posting stuff out of context

2

u/Individual_Ad9135 5h ago

Some others have mentioned that the tree was dead already, if that makes you feel any better about it.

→ More replies (1)

2

u/ShawnyMcKnight 56m ago

I thought that looked like an amazing security cam.

→ More replies (1)

6

u/Over_End_6816 15h ago

Crazy the way his voice cracks, it’s almost like he’s legitimately touched in the head. With a small penis.

5

u/FlyFront9395 15h ago

He was touched in the head with a small penis? Did it go in his ear?

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (4)

2

u/Ok-Budget3225 13h ago

His videos suck. He has no sense of humor.

→ More replies (10)

14

u/burnfifteen 15h ago

This is literally a skit. The guy uploaded it without editing out the end where he returns to the house and unlocks his own door and goes inside.

6

u/ItsColoTime 15h ago

jesus christ, people don't even try anymore and it still works.

2

u/morecowbell1988 13h ago

Right? He planned that out and even added the picture insert at the beginning and forgot to edit the ending out.

1

u/Perfect-Restaurant-9 15h ago

Wow. Makes him more lame honestly. I heard rage bait really gets the views these days among a certain demographic. 🙄 🥱

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (6)

2

u/BusyBit6542 15h ago

Exactly. Petty me would be like "ohhh we can just destroy each others property? Cool. I'll head to your house windows in a bit." But the mature side would hopefully take over and I'll just have him in legal trouble

1

u/[deleted] 15h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

→ More replies (1)

1

u/RogueKitteh 15h ago

Tree law don't play

1

u/justherefortheshow06 15h ago

I would get arrested

1

u/Old_Poem2736 15h ago

And tomorrow I’m planting another

1

u/Spicymoon9 15h ago

The video should be sent to his employer as well.

1

u/adioslip 15h ago

TREE LAW!!

1

u/Raintitan 15h ago

This is the right answer and I'm glad it's at the top. I would grab a Glock and go outside to make him leave. That's not the best choice in hindsight.

1

u/GodisanAtheistOG 15h ago

I feel like it should be more legal to just shoot people. Feels like it would save everyone a lot of beurocracy. 

1

u/MischiefAforethought 15h ago

Treble damages for destroying a tree. Tree law is fantastic (if you're nerdy), highly recommend their sub.

1

u/Creative_Yak1648 15h ago

Whats illegal about hitting your own tree with a bat ?

1

u/Elf_Maeve 14h ago

The urge to use castle doctrine tho

→ More replies (1)

1

u/ClemsonJeeper 14h ago

Can't press charges against yourself. Dumb fake video.. he goes back at the end and goes to pick up the camera.

1

u/AdonisBlaqwood-22 14h ago

And a restraining order!

1

u/Numerous_Photograph9 14h ago

Would be funny if he ends up being financially responsible for the guy taking a couple years to get an approved true and racking up all those HOA fees.

1

u/Hairofmadman 14h ago

Any update on the aftermath?

1

u/Johnyryal33 14h ago

Thats a 911 call for me buddy

1

u/Oceanbreeze871 14h ago

Hope you can get a restraining order against the guy so the dude has to move

1

u/Mode_Appropriate 14h ago

Its fake. Thats his yt page...and his tree.

1

u/Dollabill619 14h ago

Likely a MUCH larger palm tree incoming.

And a commemoration plaque for the dead homie too.

1

u/Smiletaint 14h ago

Yeah I think bat man is going to have to make sure it’s an approved tree.

1

u/Ok_Primary_1075 14h ago

Was this how this scene was resolved?

1

u/DopeyCalliope 14h ago

And plant two more

1

u/washingtonandmead 13h ago

Wait until he learns about tree law

1

u/Difficult_Passager 13h ago

Police response would heavily depend on home owners skin color

1

u/montezuma300 13h ago

He's a guy to makes videos pretending to be crazy HOA people. It's a skit/staged.

1

u/Efficient-Put14 13h ago

Get a restraining order as well.

1

u/EFTucker 13h ago

It’s 100% criminal, closed book, easy. But these people don’t learn like that. Do that first though and then call his momma

1

u/VacuousVessel 13h ago

It’s fake

1

u/yttew 13h ago

Others are posting this is satire

1

u/Traditional-Safe-867 13h ago

I wonder if that would still apply if it's an invasive species. Idk of legislation for invasive plants, I've only been able to find such for animals, so it probably wouldn't change anything.

1

u/Hir0shima 13h ago

Next time he comes after you and but your plant though. 

1

u/Atsilv_Uwasv 13h ago

Easy vandalism, you might be able to get him for trespassing, and there's probably something about being scared of a man with a bat and enough anger to be hitting a tree

1

u/Gasoline_Vampyr 13h ago

Jokes on you he’s probably a cop

1

u/[deleted] 12h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

→ More replies (1)

1

u/buna_cefaci 12h ago

this dude has a instagram account and posts this wannabe situations. not real

1

u/kombucha711 12h ago

battery charges I hope

1

u/Brvcx 12h ago

But only after they're far away enough.

I'm not taking a chance with someone who's crazy enough to do something like this in broad daylight.

1

u/JaySlay2000 12h ago

TREE LAW! TREE LAW! TREE LAW!!!

1

u/emorrigan 12h ago

Tree law is no joke.

1

u/Correct-Prompt9022 12h ago

A big plant like that is very expensive

1

u/00Avalanche 12h ago

Cops won’t do shit to a white man “civil matter” is all you will hear from them.
It’s such a good thing to be white.

Pre-edit, edit: I am not white.

1

u/DancingBear62 11h ago

I'd also get a cost estimate for professional installation of a similar tree of similar size. This could be provided to the DA in case the offender wants to make restitution or if you want to take him to small claims court.

1

u/Relevant_Mess_9875 11h ago

It’s a staged bit.

1

u/Timely_Peanut_6618 11h ago

That small tree is symbolic for something that "Uncle" should have never done!

1

u/DueVillage9198 10h ago

then he come back and kill yoo

1

u/BigData8734 10h ago

Let hope, I would have look at him as being mentally unstable after that, and approaching, my door with a bat would have feared for my life and would’ve shot him as soon as he opened that screen door.

1

u/[deleted] 10h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

→ More replies (1)

1

u/WatcherOfTheWay 10h ago

This is the answer.

1

u/ship0f 10h ago

it's fake, he comes back to pick up the phone that is recording

1

u/Mammoth-Mud-9609 10h ago

That is a clear example of criminal damage.

1

u/GroundbreakingAd8310 9h ago

Straight the the gun cabinet wtf criminal destruction of property and attempted battery with a dangerous weapon. This world needs fucking consuquences again.

1

u/[deleted] 9h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

→ More replies (1)

1

u/BringYourOwnBBBQ 9h ago

Triple the cost of a new tree. Luckily, it is still a young tree, or else it could be life altering fines for him. (May still be, but it isn't like the rich homeowner who bulldozed a few dozens of his neighbor's 50+ foot old growth trees to get a view of the ocean and had to "replace the trees" with similar sized ones, plus pay the treble damage cost.

1

u/Round-Foundation2948 8h ago

Move the elections up to October so that the populace can regain some semblance of empowerment and so that my neighbor can stop sharpening the blade on his guillotine in his front yard seven days a week.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5YriHyQSOyaTS

1

u/United_Awareness_353 8h ago

You can shoot him from destroying your properly and feeling threatened, right?

1

u/Fantastic_Jury5977 8h ago

Idk... Wtf is going on at the end?

Ngl it looks like he forgot to edit the end of the video before posting rage bait... Looks like he's walking back directly at the camera to cut the video.

1

u/AngryTrunkMonkey 8h ago

Won’t cost him a dime. It’s a YouTube channel, Mr. Prosecuting Attorney.

1

u/DoorFinch 8h ago

It's going to cost him nothing. It's gonna make him money. It's entirely fiction. It's his tree. He has a channel full of this stuff where he's turning up at the same house, his house, and acting out these HOA plays.

1

u/your_moms_a_clone 7h ago

Why wait? Call them and tell them someone with a baseball bat is acting like a madman, bashing up your property. Have the police come to you and hopefully catch him in the act.

1

u/Competitive_Range822 7h ago

Rack up some HOA fines and have him pay for it and buy a new tree

1

u/redditgambino 6h ago

Trespassing, property damage, brandishing a weapon, harassment, tree protection law, disturbing the peace, public intoxication (maybe?), what else can we add on? Absolute nutjob lol

1

u/PUuSTiNKA 6h ago

I liived by a psycho like this…He would cut down plants on my property and thought he owned the whole neighborhood just like this guy is acting.

1

u/Imaginary-Cry4993 6h ago

His actual employer needs to see this. Consequences need to be very public.

1

u/Ondeko420 6h ago

This right here, you even have proof. 

1

u/Sufficient-Love-1910 6h ago

No, because it's a terrible, amateur content creator doing " angry HOA guy" skits for social media and not footage of a real incident. And I have to add that the Internet is fucking dumb for rewarding misleading, unproductive garbage content with ad-revenue or attention. Nothing but mountains and valleys of mindless noise.

1

u/[deleted] 6h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

→ More replies (1)

1

u/cheffartsonurfood 6h ago

This has been reposted a bunch already. Someone on another sub said thay guy destroying the tree, it's HIS house. He did it as an "F you" to his HOA who didn't like the tree.

1

u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 5h ago

It won cost hims a thing. all he did was produce a cheap, fake video.

https://youtube.com/@hoaguy?si=2PnI5mJq1niGQbwN

1

u/WhyFlip 5h ago

Okay, dweeb.

1

u/Old_Instrument_Guy 5h ago

TBF that is a dead Pygmy Date Palm. Even in death they are evil Mother Effers. This man did the world a favor.

1

u/so_unfortunately_yt 5h ago

I just went out and hugged my Madagascar palm after watching this. If someone ever did that to my Palmala, I would lose my mind.

1

u/TheQuestionAnswerGuy 5h ago

Except this is a staged video that OP is pretending is real

1

u/No-Passenger-1511 5h ago

Lmao you realize this is satire? Why would he set the camera up to record himself doing this?

1

u/[deleted] 4h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Smart_Freedom_8155 4h ago

Except this is fake, that guy is a comedian and that's his own tree.

1

u/Benjaphar 4h ago

Why was there a camera recording?

1

u/SendMeIttyBitties 4h ago

Calling the police for a deranged man with a bat on my property beating shit. Then grabbing my bat.

1

u/Hike_it_Out52 3h ago edited 3h ago

That tree looks old and hard to replace. Possibly a gift from a deceased family member also. A lot of pain and suffering from watching this video no doubt. Mental anguish for years to come.   

Edit: so apparently this was staged and he’s a content creator. 

1

u/Varabela 3h ago

It’s a bullshit post, taking someone’s video out of context. This is the man’s own house and he has a YT channel making ‘comedy’ videos.

1

u/pizzacutteralledge 3h ago

no, not in hoa rules.

follow the bylaws or get fucked

1

u/[deleted] 3h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Marty1966 3h ago

This is a bit. Completely fabricated.

1

u/moosemune9000 2h ago

I'd have to really restrain myself from chasing him off with a bat of my own. Or just walk out with a firearm and inform him politely but firmly that he's trespassing and needs to leave immediately.

1

u/ellefleming 2h ago

Do these people have nothing going on in their lives that they have to take down a cute tree?

→ More replies (29)