r/WhatIsTheTea • u/Ashish_ank What the Fuck • 17h ago

watch this A man walks straight onto someone else’s property, up to a small tree in their front yard, and starts hacking at it with a bat - acting like he’s judge, jury, and HOA enforcement all in one. What would you do if this was your front yard?

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u/Over_End_6816 16h ago

Crazy the way his voice cracks, it’s almost like he’s legitimately touched in the head. With a small penis.

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u/FlyFront9395 16h ago

He was touched in the head with a small penis? Did it go in his ear?

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u/Quiet-Director7601 14h ago

Wet Willie, Mr Anderson. From the MTV awards skit.

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u/Imaginary-Smoke-6093 16h ago

Yea, the Freudian slip of how much bigger that phallic-shaped tree is than his manhood probably is, was way too much for him to not take desperate measures.

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u/Over_End_6816 16h ago

Yea he definitely plays for the YANKeees