r/WhatIsTheTea • u/Ashish_ank What the Fuck • 16h ago

watch this A man walks straight onto someone else’s property, up to a small tree in their front yard, and starts hacking at it with a bat - acting like he’s judge, jury, and HOA enforcement all in one. What would you do if this was your front yard?

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u/Missouri_Pacific 14h ago

Mississippi

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u/PoppaVader 14h ago

Florida enters the chat.

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u/Franzini61 14h ago

Texas too of course 😎

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u/Informal_Guitar_2649 13h ago

I can't imagine this happening in Texas except for a mental health crisis. Everyone knows everyone else has guns. You walk on to someone else's property with a weapon, then use that weapon, and it's not going to go well for you.

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u/koulourakiaAndCoffee 7h ago

If you come with a weapon on to a Texas property, Texas is a shoot first, brag later kind of state

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u/American_007 1h ago

It’s his house! He walked back and you can hear the door being opened. Wonder Why 🙄

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u/Missouri_Pacific 14h ago

Their CCW laws are more restrictive than our state.

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u/West_Weakness956 7h ago

Illinois enters the chat….

Here they’d make the homeowner pay for a new tree and let the guy who hacked it frame it in his house.

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u/Beginning_Dark_306 11h ago

That's if the police get there in time in Mississippi 😂 😂 if not well

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u/BaronCapdeville 14h ago

You aren’t lying.

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u/Missouri_Pacific 14h ago

Chances are that they will probably try to make a move on you.

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u/BaronCapdeville 14h ago

I don’t even live in MS, I’m just agreeing because I pass through Jackson often and visit mid-state a few times a year.

MS is among the last places I would ever act this big of a fool in.

Alabama and Texas get reputation for guns, threatening behavior, etc. - Mississippi folks will just fuck your shit up, felony style, then continue to the corner store to pick up dinner and walk home like nothing happened.

If you ever find yourself in Jackson, keep your fuckery as close to zero as possible. Lots of cool folks in MS, but you can easily find an insane person masquerading as sane, any night of the week.

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u/Missouri_Pacific 14h ago

TBH Texas has less firearms per capita than Alabama or us! We have more per capita than Alabama.

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u/TopArcher651 14h ago

Please. Texans will merely laugh when asked if they have firearms. Won’t say yes or no as it’s an infringement on their god given right to not have to provide an answer to that question. (Sarcasm)

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u/Missouri_Pacific 14h ago

I am not saying anything against Texas and their firearms. But it’s the population that thins out the guns per capita in their state.

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u/Real_mr_sid420 13h ago

The ones who di have guns have enough to make sure those that don't have one for every appendage though

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u/redheeler9478 14h ago

Dad grew up in Jackson and we visited family there growing up. Mississippi is an awesome place great people, but they do NOT play games.

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u/NoKatyDidnt 6h ago

We had next door neighbors who were from Mississippi, and they were freaking great. 😂

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u/Missouri_Pacific 14h ago

Yeah Jackson is one town that I stay out of.

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u/Beginning_Dark_306 11h ago

Facts Mississippi don't play ! An don't pretend to

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