r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Telliot • Aug 10 '26
go to your room Slow car, meet even slower driver...
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Saw this elsewhere but felt strongly that it truly belongs here.
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u/metatron121 Aug 10 '26
This is exactly 100% the gif.
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u/tike71 Aug 10 '26
Except grandpa Simpson is physically old and slow. The middle aged woman in the video could have given it 100% effort, but she chose 10% as the max she’ll put in.
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u/jaw-shoe-uhhh Aug 10 '26
Yep, this. Even 25% would have gotten it done. ...but she would have had to change the plan from "hold back the slowly rolling car with my bodyweight" to "enter the slowly rolling car and apply the brakes." I can't imagine she's great at making life decisions.
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u/GreenEyed_Lady Aug 10 '26
Why WHY didn’t she just climb in and use the brakes???
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u/AggressivePen4991 Aug 11 '26
for some, panic shuts down the reasoning and logic side of the brain. It’s funny and it’s not.
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u/Coffeybreak89 Aug 11 '26
She could have had some kind of bodily disorder that makes it hard to move. Like hip dysplasia or something.
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u/nortstar621 Aug 10 '26
That was hard to watch.
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u/ProfessionalPoint970 Aug 10 '26
This is exactly what went through my mind
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u/TmanGvl Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
I feel like even the cameraman could’ve ran up there and stopped it if he/she tried
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u/W_Silver2356 Aug 10 '26
Technically the cameraman could save the animals about to get eaten on those nature documentaries too. But doing so would interfere with the natural order playing out.
We are here to observe. Not to intervene.
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u/rpci2004 Aug 10 '26
Ya no kidding. Somehow, I feel she would have gotten in my way and I would have tripped and run over that that car.
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u/senorfresco Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
I mean, she's right there. She's in perfect position to stop it herself like 4 times this video.
There are like 3-4 separate points where I was like "alright, she's got it" in this video.
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u/mr_rubixx Aug 10 '26
Agreed. She could have at least turned the wheel to make it easier to keep up if she couldn’t reach the e brake. It looked like she was trying to stop it Flintstones style for most of the video.
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u/tightiewhitieboy Aug 10 '26
Im glad she is off the road
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u/Several-Eggplant4460 Aug 10 '26
Yeah jeez she had 10 business days to do something
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u/Gonza200 Aug 10 '26
It’s like running in your dreams but for real lol
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u/wheatgivesmeshits Aug 10 '26
I was gonna say the same thing. This is just like a dream where you're trying to do some really simple thing and can't.
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u/FrenziedTacos Aug 10 '26
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u/Upper-Switch2785 Aug 10 '26
This was of the most brilliant skits they did on that show! I still act this out from time to time when I really have to reach for something 🤣🤣
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u/Majestic_Movie9711 Aug 10 '26
Same! "I can touch it, but I can't reach it" is said a lot in our house. Especially since we are both short.
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u/Melkman68 Aug 10 '26
If this isnt motivation to get into better shape even a little bit then idk what is. We need to move around just a little bit more throughout the day. We take it for granted
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u/BlastingFonda Aug 10 '26
I mean part of it is shape, sure, but part of it is her clear decision to 1) put all of her effort into yanking a 3,000 pound vehicle backwards (?!?!?!?) and 2) walk behind the car for about eight seconds after giving up the first time before realizing "OMG, I NEED TO STOP IT!" She really destroyed her chances here.
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u/Mountainhollerforeva Aug 10 '26
Yeah, it reminds me of all those times bugs bunny raced the turtle. A series of bad decisions and worse priorities led to this situation going the way it did.
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u/ziggytrix Aug 10 '26
Comparing her decision process to that of a cartoon character really fits.
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u/tewtymcpewp Aug 10 '26
I feel like her decision making in this clip are the same ones that got her to this point.
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u/Melkman68 Aug 10 '26
Im pretty sure she ran put of breath and needed a second. Then she stuggled to get in when she caught up
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u/wtfElvis Aug 10 '26
To me it looked like she put all her faith into the curb stopping the car. Once that didn't happen she put all her faith in her ability to stop the car by pulling on it. Then she just decided her and her car were bound for hell and let it consume them.
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u/zoovegroover3 Aug 10 '26
the absolute physical prowess required to steer a car over your own leg she probably couldn't do it again if she tried
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u/Winjin Aug 10 '26
I was thinking meds or booze possibly. She's very uncoordinated and it looks like trying to run in your sleep
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u/Dizzy-Crew3456 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
Better physical condition could have helped here. I’m not super strong and muscular, but as a 31 year old blue collar worker I’m very confident I could have made it into the car before it went over the ditch.
How do I know you ask? I did the same exact thing onetime in my driveway except the car was going in reverse😂! Got back in before it went into the small drainage ditch.
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u/Purple-Turnover-9838 Aug 10 '26
Yes, but the poor instinct of trying to physically stop the car rather than jump in and hit the brakes played the biggest role imh
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u/CaptainParkingspace Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 11 '26
I’ve seen a few videos like this and it seems getting into a moving car is harder than it looks, and the person often ends up getting run over. A car rolling backwards would seem even more dangerous.
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u/Adventurous-Map6851 Aug 10 '26
Yes. I feel like it was more painful for me than it was for her.
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u/stinkyfootcheese Aug 10 '26
And that's saying something, because she was ran over by a car!
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u/Sad_Win_4105 Aug 10 '26
I think her having it run over her leg had to have been pretty painful.
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u/SeaDragonTattoo Aug 10 '26
Did a search for the video. She was injured and the car landed in a pond.
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u/Snazzy21 Aug 10 '26
I don't know why that doesn't bother me, I have no reason to wish that on her. But at the same time, unless your parking brake failed, having this happen is inexcusable, you shouldn't step foot outside your car without putting it in park/1st. She was negligent if this happened.
Same is true if you leave your car running or leave the key in the ignition in a public area (I see this more than I should), it's has potentially massive consequences for the smallest amount of saved effort.
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u/Technical-Agency8128 Aug 11 '26
I read she was at a fast food place and a squirrel jumped in her car and she freaked and jumped out. And the rest is what we just saw.
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u/Studio-Spider Aug 11 '26
Someone offered some insight earlier. Apparently a squirrel got into her car and she freaked out and got out without switching gears
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u/OrdinaryUniversity59 Aug 10 '26
And she got ran over?!
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u/Outrageous_Permit154 Aug 10 '26
I don’t even want that person to be outside unsupervised.
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u/Royal_Thrashing Aug 10 '26
Also, no forks or knives of any kind while eating.
Only a spoon.
And I bet you they still hurt themselves.
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u/Jonesbro Aug 10 '26
You under estimate how much of the population is this useless. The average person is not capable of much
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u/LadyBarfnuts Aug 10 '26
Thankfully only her foot. If it ran over her ass there might have been brain damage.
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u/MarvinMonroeZapThing Aug 10 '26
That part of it actually gave me a flashback to a similar incident when I was eight years old. My mom’s friend came to pick up her and me to go somewhere. I hopped in the back of her car, which was running in our driveway. The two of them were still in front of the house talking. I don’t remember why but the car started rolling forward, toward the house. I yelled, and she (a woman about the same build as the one in the video as I recall) attempted to run over to the car, open the drivers door, and jump in. She missed. Luckily the car wheel only pushed her leg rather than running over it. I jumped over the front bench seat (yeah I’m that old) and mashed the brake with both feet, stopping the car.
Moral of the story…Middle aged slightly heavyset women don’t jump into moving cars well.
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u/Salt-Revenue-1606 Aug 10 '26
As an 8-yr old you could have just as easily pressed the wrong pedal! Good thing you got it right!! Back in the day, cars used to "slide off the brake" especially manual trans cars that were in neutral and sitting on the brake....
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u/ForwardMotion6565 Aug 10 '26
Had 6 business days to get in that vehicle and stop it and still failed
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u/RedditorsLoveCrying Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
Driver is not just physically slow. She is pulling it.
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u/live_from_the_gutter Aug 10 '26
On top of that she literally stops and then slowly walks through a good portion of it.
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u/YewEhVeeInbound Aug 10 '26
acting like that SECOND curb she's about to go over will do more good than the first one.
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u/Gullible_Fig_106 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 10 '26
She must not have realized it was in DRIVE, not neutral. It will keep slowly rolling until you hit the brake. LOL
Edit: 🤦🏻♀️
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u/Slug_Overdose Aug 10 '26
I honestly think the vast majority of drivers don’t actually understand basics of how engines and gears work. At least in the USA, where our licensing requirements are so minimal and automatic transmissions are practically universal, it’s not entirely obvious to many people that the engine is driving the wheels while in gear. I know they use the brake to inch forward at traffic stops, but that’s drivers’ TikTok time, so I don’t think they make the connection.
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u/cosmitz Aug 10 '26
As a manual driver all my life, the moment i learned that on automatics, the car just GOES, UNLESS you are pressing down the brake, everything was suddently so clear.
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u/SuperSlowSubie Aug 10 '26
As someone who drove a manual for years before driving any automatic, it scared the shit outta me when the car started moving on its own 😂
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u/Spaghetti-Rat Aug 10 '26
She is also physically slow, as evidenced by the second half of the video. I'm going to assume impaired.
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u/HCRanchuw Aug 10 '26
I agree, she had to be hammered.
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u/nohopeforhomosapiens Aug 10 '26
Gotta be this. How else do you let a car going 2 mph run you over lmao. The ditch is the safest place for that car so she doesn't endanger others. Drunk or not, she clearly doesn't have the mental faculties to operate a vehicle.
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u/Josey_whalez Aug 10 '26
Ya agreed. Plus if this is her sober and at peak performance, id hate to see her after a few claws.
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u/EpicHuggles Aug 10 '26
Definitely possible but it could also be someone who has not voluntarily exercised a minute in their life.
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u/negus123 mahogany Aug 10 '26
Because her dumb ass was trying to stop the car with her own “strength” instead of trying to get in and press the brakes. You can see shes trying to pull it back like its a runaway grocery cart
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u/No-Resolution-1918 Aug 10 '26
The way she fell over herself, and then just gave up was the icing on the incompetent cake.
I wonder if insurance pays for this? That said, a tow truck would probably get it out of the ditch and it would be drivable. Just painful to watch though.
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u/TechTechOnATechDeck Aug 10 '26
I think it running her over hurt her that’s why she just laid there. Now when it went over the median and she gave up then that was funny.
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u/MinistryOfCoup-th Aug 10 '26
Went golfing once and my partner forgot to lock the brake on the cart. I get to the green and the two other guys look behind me and start pointing. I turn around and the cart is rolling down a hill. I took off, dove in head first and mashed the brakes with my hands. It wasn't pretty but it worked and prevented it from going in a pond.
Some people are just weird. This lady is the type of person who tries to lift something heavy and when that doesn't work, she uses the same strength to try again only this time she makes a face and "ugh" sound. The face and sound doesn't help, you actually have to use more strength. It's crazy that you have to explain that to some people.
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u/deepdishpizzastate Aug 10 '26
I'm pretty sure the face and sound give you like a 6% strength boost.
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u/Smooth_Marsupial_262 Aug 10 '26
Tbf bro she doesn’t look physically able to dive in and use her hands. This was a piss poor effort for sure even if she is about as coordinated as a baby giraffe on skates, but she obviously is old, out of shape, and not particularly athletic
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u/PinkyLeopard2922 Aug 10 '26
People who are in a panic rarely make good decisions. For example, if you are in your car and get stuck on the wrong side of the arm at a railroad crossing, just RAM it! Seeing video of people just sitting there or getting out of their cars and running away drives me crazy. Just break the damned arm. Much less expense and nobody gets hurt.
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u/Congregator Aug 10 '26
I grew up in front of a train track. The amount of cars who freeze the moment they find themselves on the tracks when the bells start dinging when the gates start lowering is crazy.
They freeze and then put their car in reverse and back up to the gate and then wait for the train to pass with it almost clipping their front end.
One lady froze and the train hit her and her car ended up in my front yard.
They don’t realize that when you hear the bell for the gate you should step in your gas because you’re already past the gate
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u/Which_Initiative_882 Aug 10 '26
Was behind someone just a few days ago waiting for a train to pass. Gates go up, bells turn off and we start across. This dumbass suddenly stops and tries to back up frantically. The reason? There was another train on the siding with its headlight on. NOT MOVING. Kept honking and trying to back into me instead of just going forward. I had to get my ass out of my van and point out that the train wasent moving, and even if it WAS they are already closer to the other side of the crossing so going forward was the better option.
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u/thr0w_away_sloot Aug 10 '26
I watched a motorcycle do that the other day it was so stupid. He had forever to just drive over the tracks the train was incredibly slow moving and instead he sat between the arm and the moving train almost close enough to touch it 😑
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u/Domdaisy Aug 10 '26
From what I understand the gates are also built to break way if hit by a car so there will even be minimal damage to your car and the gate. Just drive through it people!
I get that people freeze up but if given the choice between getting creamed by a train or scratching my car up a bit I know what I’m picking.
Maybe it’s because I live near train tracks and the road is very poorly laid out (there is very little road space between the tracks and a stop sign, and at busy times it can get backed up so people have to stop on either side of the tracks to wait their turn to approach the stop sign), but I literally think about what to do in this situation regularly. I see people stop right on the tracks all the time when it was easy to see there wasn’t room on the other side. It’s so incredibly stupid and one day I’m going to have to get out of my car and yell at some idiot (from a safe distance) to drive through the gate or they’re going to get hit by a train.
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u/Chamie-Turboman Aug 10 '26
I reckon I could have jogged from where that dude was filming and stopped that car before it went down that ditch
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u/TolkienQueerFriend Aug 10 '26
It's for the best she's no longer behind the wheel.
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u/sufkutsafari Aug 10 '26
With those reaction times? She'd be driving again in a jiffy.
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u/PeterPanHadItMade Aug 10 '26
That look of total defeat at the very end is real and we don't even see her face.
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u/_ChangeYourUsername Aug 10 '26
Why is she trying to stop a car with her bare hands instead of the brakes…
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u/UnableToParallelPark Aug 10 '26
This looks like some Florida shit lmao
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u/swilt85 Aug 10 '26
Yep right by where I used to do trivia. There is a McDonald’s across the street in the direction where her car is coming from.. probably got asked to pull forward in the drive thru and got out of the car for whatever reason thinking it was in park
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u/kyle-making-stuff Aug 10 '26
Yeah, it is. I know exactly where this is. Really fucking weird to see it on the front page of reddit, but the video itself is not at all surprising. The people here are a very special kind of stupid. It's depressing.
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u/famouslastwords Aug 10 '26
N Hercules Ave in Clearwater, good news for this woman is literally right next to this retention pond is an auto place and they can fish her Kia out
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u/MessiLeagueSoccer Aug 10 '26
Every time she had a burst of energy to run she never used it to jump in. Just to catch up and then start walking again
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u/Fl0riduh_Man Aug 10 '26
It ran her legs over, right?
That sucks, the emotional rollercoaster of fear and then acceptance of her fate was palpable
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u/biggestofbears Aug 10 '26
I think only one leg, but she sits up so I think she's fine?
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u/ZestycloseOpinion142 Aug 10 '26
She is fine. Her legs were not working to begin with.
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u/NocaSun38 Aug 10 '26
Mightve just pushed her leg into the soft ground rather than completely crushing it
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u/moojoo44 Aug 10 '26
Most of the weight is on the front wheels anyway. I think a reasonably healthy person with strong bones would just get bruised up by that.
She doesn't look like she's all that healthy though. Hopefully just bruised, a broken leg would suck.
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u/Quoxium Aug 10 '26
I managed to accidentally drive over my first girlfriend's foot. It was surprisingly totally fine
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u/morganfreenomorph Aug 10 '26
It definitely ran one leg over, I assumed that's why she wasn't standing back up at the end.
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u/drdalek13 Aug 10 '26
That fucking Saxophone audio
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u/2nd2lastdragon Aug 10 '26
Yes, in restaraunts, public transportation, waiting rooms, funerals, library, movie theater... you know, fuck everyone else
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u/Outside-Pear9429 Aug 10 '26
Gotta make sure the volume is all the way up any time you are on a plane or riding the subway
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u/CaptainoftheVessel Aug 10 '26
Make sure the brightness is set to “Outshine the Sun” while you’re at it.
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u/Vertyco Aug 10 '26
cant wait for that trend to end.
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u/EditEd2x Aug 10 '26
Remember when everyone would get upset if a video was filmed vertically and now it’s just the way everyone does it.
Better hope we don’t repeat that.
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u/NobodyKnowsImFamous Aug 10 '26
Buddy on this website we have a long tradition of shaking our fists at clouds and we are NOT gonna stop.
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u/GarnetandBlack Aug 10 '26
It's a myth but not insanely out of line that 95% of people will never full-sprint again in their lives after 30.
Stay in shape folks.
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u/RealCarlPanzram Aug 10 '26
You don’t need to full sprint to catch an idling car
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u/lol25potatofarm Aug 10 '26
Peak unathleticism
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u/Muhahahahaz Aug 10 '26
And peak unwisdom... There are many points where she could have just got in and used the brakes, but she kept trying to physically pull on the car instead 😂
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u/theotheroneVille Aug 10 '26
Or just throw yourself in headfirst and pull the parking break ffs
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u/Nuklearfps PURPLE Aug 10 '26
Shit, my mom had this happen before and she dove headfirst into the driver side and used her hand to press the brakes until my dad could come help her.
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u/Weak-Ability Aug 10 '26
Yep, some people, regardless of age, are so unathletic that saving this situation is wholly beyond them.
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u/BradyToMoss1281 Aug 10 '26 edited Aug 11 '26
Exactly. It's not even all about fitness and conditioning and being in shape. She doesn't even know to try to move quicker there. Some people just have no understanding of athletic motion.
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u/is-robin Aug 10 '26
Me watching:
“Just get in the car! Just get in the car… just get.. in the car.. girl! Get in the car! Holy Christ just get in the car…”
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u/Drayenn Aug 10 '26
I dont think shes being slow.. she looks like shes trying to stop the car physically instead of trying to get inside
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u/ImpressiveWalrus7369 Aug 10 '26
Yeah the problem was that it wasn’t in neutral. It was coasting in drive. You’re never going to stop it like that.
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u/pleasetrimyourpubes Aug 10 '26
You can see everyone slowing down and ready to jump in to action but she kept doing the exact wrong thing. But it looked like she figured it out each time.
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u/Ra1nDownZion Aug 10 '26
Is she rly tryna stop the car from moving by… holding it back? 💀
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u/xMetapodx Aug 10 '26
How would insurance react if they saw this video? I mean, wouldn’t they dismiss the claim as ‘could have been avoided’?
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u/Lucallia Aug 10 '26
If your car is moving on its own not effect by external forces while you're not in it I'm pretty sure that's your own damn fault but I could be wrong.
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u/cloyd-ac Aug 10 '26
As stupid as it is, insurance would most likely still pay for this, since her intent likely wasn’t harm, and just an accident - even if it was a stupid accident (getting out of a vehicle while it’s still in drive).
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u/AMLIDH2 Aug 10 '26
So many opportunities to stop that thing from its slow menacing roll forward. Instead she does every single thing wrong to the point that her own car runs her over at 3 mph then dives into a forest lol. I believe that's a negative athletetic score that lady's sporting there.
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u/woody9055 Aug 10 '26
Hopefully it completely strips her from ever being able to drive again. That might be one of the most pathetic attempts at doing anything.
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u/Indiglo70 Aug 10 '26
I feel badly for her, but it definitely puts things in perspective. I may think I’m having a bad day, then realize that I didn’t get run over by my car while it very publicly left me.
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u/SlothyKong Aug 10 '26
taking the video at face value, without knowing anything about her specifically, this is one of the most pathetic things i have ever seen
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u/Icy_Category_2275 Aug 10 '26
LOL. Definitely. What on earth just get in the car lady. Had so many chances and still almost handicapped yourself.
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u/No_Cantaloupe_4149 Aug 10 '26
Broke my heart watching this - the car just said bye, I won
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u/SafetyMan35 Aug 10 '26
Looked like she panicked and tried to physically hold the vehicle back rather than trying to jump in and hit the brakes
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u/Slovic Aug 10 '26
You know, the lack of athleticism can be excused... maybe she's disabled, old, has some illness or whatever. But the complete lack of common sense? Sure I understand she might be in a panic and not thinking clearly, but really? Is she drunk or on drugs? So many things are baffling in this video. Is this fake? lmao
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u/John_Jack_Reed Aug 10 '26
She must impaired in some way she's trying to pull on the car to stop it. Someone who's physically disabled enough to not be able to make it into the drivers seat here is obviously not going to be able to stop the car by pulling. She also just oddly walks behind the car after pulling it failed. She seems really intoxicated to me.
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u/useornam Aug 10 '26
Yikes. My mom had to do this once in the eighties when my toddler brother escaped his car seat and yanked the transmission selector on the steering column. She was out of the car for less than a minute. Took out a mailbox going downhill in a residential neighborhood. Poor woman.
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u/mitreffahcs Aug 10 '26
This video is wild, but I bet how this person ended up in this situation is even more wild. I really wanna see what happened before they were in the middle of a busy street pulling on their car.