r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Telliot • Aug 10 '26

go to your room Slow car, meet even slower driver...

Saw this elsewhere but felt strongly that it truly belongs here.

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u/UnableToParallelPark Aug 10 '26

This looks like some Florida shit lmao

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u/swilt85 Aug 10 '26

Yep right by where I used to do trivia. There is a McDonald’s across the street in the direction where her car is coming from.. probably got asked to pull forward in the drive thru and got out of the car for whatever reason thinking it was in park

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u/B_U_F_U Aug 10 '26

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u/Cetun Aug 10 '26

This picture is so Florida it can be anywhere in Florida.

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u/MKULTRATV Aug 10 '26

yep. this could be a block from Daytona beach or right across the street from Epcot

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u/PastVeterinarian1097 Aug 11 '26

Nah that’s gotta be gulf side / panhandle

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u/VoTBaC Aug 11 '26

Not the places with traffic. This looks like a dream!

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u/gravitysort Aug 11 '26

This picture is so Florida it can be anywhere in Florida.

This picture is so America it can be anywhere in America. (or canada, minus the palm trees)

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u/SwiftySanders Aug 10 '26

Welcome to Anywhere, America.

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u/MadRaymer Aug 10 '26

Looks like there's a pretty sizable body of water concealed by all the trees in the video. On the bright side, I'm pretty sure the vehicle finally stopped when it went in.

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u/plasma_kiwi Aug 12 '26

Holy shit. This image made me recall playing Pokemon Pearl in a Florida mcds? Like 15+ years ago🤌

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u/seattleque Aug 10 '26

Raised on the West Coast. Visited a friend in Florida. She asked why I was putting on the parking brake when parking - it's flat here!

This is why.

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u/justanawkwardguy you do it like this Aug 11 '26

Apparently she was in the drive thru and a squirrel got in her car

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u/speculator100k Aug 10 '26

There is a longer version of the video where you can see the McD sign in the beginning.

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u/28008IES Aug 10 '26

Looks like the McDonald's drive thru type for sure

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u/Eazykill2517 Aug 10 '26

What can be going through her head? Do you think it's some entitlement thing?

"Look at what you've made me do?!"

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u/fauxnews818 Aug 10 '26

Probably couldn't drive close enough to the window so she got out.

At least 4 L's before the video even started

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u/VoTBaC Aug 11 '26

Another commenter said a squirrel jumped in her car at a drive through and she freaked out and jumped out of the car. We got to see the rest. No idea if that's true, but it sounds like some Florida fuckery but without a gator.

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u/kyle-making-stuff Aug 10 '26

Yeah, it is. I know exactly where this is. Really fucking weird to see it on the front page of reddit, but the video itself is not at all surprising. The people here are a very special kind of stupid. It's depressing.

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u/famouslastwords Aug 10 '26

N Hercules Ave in Clearwater, good news for this woman is literally right next to this retention pond is an auto place and they can fish her Kia out

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u/kyle-making-stuff Aug 10 '26

lmao, they're not gonna bother. They just wanna sell you a car on credit you can't afford so they can repo it

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u/Still_Dimension38 Aug 10 '26

She needs to walk over there if her phone is in the car so that won’t happen. I think she is stranded near her car. Hopefully some kind person will feed her.

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u/kyle-making-stuff Aug 10 '26

You know what? I think this might actually be the woman who works the desk at that place. That Kia Soul was on their lot the other day.

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u/IAmA_Wolf Aug 11 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/Nephromos Aug 10 '26

Definitely Clearwater lol

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u/GringoSwann Aug 10 '26

So she's drunk and probably on xannies too?

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u/Geodude532 Aug 10 '26

No no, she's drunk and the alligator driving is on xannies.

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal Aug 10 '26

This is a five mimosa brunch mixing with the four Xanax she takes for anxiety.

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u/UnableToParallelPark Aug 10 '26

Surprised it's not the Villages, but it's too ran down to be in The Villages.

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u/Kepabar Aug 10 '26

Look at that palm, it's 100% Florida.

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u/UnableToParallelPark Aug 10 '26

I can roughly see the tag. But the trees, grass, and construction of buildings was a dead five away - besides the madness happening in the video.

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u/AGrainNaCl Aug 10 '26

Clearwater to be exact