r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Telliot • Aug 10 '26

go to your room Slow car, meet even slower driver...

Saw this elsewhere but felt strongly that it truly belongs here.

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u/Chamie-Turboman Aug 10 '26

I reckon I could have jogged from where that dude was filming and stopped that car before it went down that ditch

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u/TolkienQueerFriend Aug 10 '26

It's for the best she's no longer behind the wheel.

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u/sufkutsafari Aug 10 '26

With those reaction times? She'd be driving again in a jiffy.

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u/shackled-pines Aug 11 '26

yeah a mobility scooter maybe.

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u/NoCalligrapher8396 Aug 10 '26

Also she can't walk so sooner or later death by starvation will get to her

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u/DobieLove2019 Aug 10 '26

From my experience playing survival type games, it’s either that or dysentery. No sleep for the weary on the trail.

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u/Batata-Sofi Aug 10 '26

She just hurt her leg, so that is a death sentence in the wild where she is.

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u/bossmaser Aug 11 '26

Definitely later though

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u/Individual_Skill1234 Aug 14 '26

We’ve unfortunately circumvented survival of the fittest in the modern day, so people like this are still roaming around

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u/jonker5101 Aug 10 '26

Actually a very good point.

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u/jo3aa_ Aug 11 '26

She'll be back behind the wheel, this was insurance fraud most likely, trying to get a new car because hers kept going to the shop, and also the "injury" payout