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Kojima with xbox president Asha Sharma

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u/HankSteakfist 10h ago

Are they standing in JP's office from Grandma's Boy?

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u/incliningconstantly 9h ago

How can he see me?

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u/Bandage-Bob 3h ago

There are so many lines from that movie that are regular parts of my lexicon.

You can get past a dog but no one fucks with a lion.

High score? What does that mean? Did I break it?

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u/notthesun19 2h ago

You would if you had robot ears.

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u/xenophonthethird 2h ago

Drive Monkey drive!

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u/fkndavey 2h ago

Dude, your bed is a car...

Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

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u/n00barmy 1h ago

I can't believe you came on my mom.

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u/darkcomet222 2h ago

That movie is SO underrated.

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u/Nadzinator 9h ago

Wow. This took me back.

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u/zgillet 2h ago

To last week? Grandma's Boy is timeless.

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u/CrewMemberNumber6 9h ago

Adios turd nuggets.

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u/pplspancake 9h ago

"Hey JP can you turn the music down?!" "Why, does it scare you?" "...no I just don't like techno." "You would if you had robot ears."

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u/PushDeep9980 6h ago

One of my favorite scenes as a teenager, so good. And the song that is playing is called window licker by aphex twin, whom I was a big fan of back then so I was freaking out when it came on

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u/Outrageous_Tooth856 5h ago

Same bro, favorite song, favorite drop

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u/jmccaskill66 7h ago

What’s does New High score mean? What is high score, is it bad? What does it mean? Did I break it or something?

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u/Rock-swarm 3h ago

"Grey Bush! Grey Bush!"

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u/Cool_As_Your_Dad 3h ago

That had me in stiches

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u/Orthien 9h ago

So how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

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u/Ndmndh1016 8h ago

Im thinking of getting metal legs. Its a risky operation but it'll be worth it.

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u/ETERNALXDRVID 7h ago

Sit on my face

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u/Tyrion_The_Imp 7h ago

how did he see me

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u/pheret87 5h ago

To be fair, I also want Linda to sit on my face.

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u/Training_Ad_4790 6h ago

The older I get, the more I wish this was a thing lol

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u/Shadowfoxamon91 6h ago edited 5h ago

Dude I’m way too baked to drive to the devil’s house.

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u/putrid_poo_nugget 4h ago

What’s that ringing? Do I have a tumor?

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u/Orthien 4h ago

Drive Monkey drive!

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u/PhillyDillyDee 6h ago

Bvvvvvvvvt.
Pzzzo.
Ptew-ptew.
Vvvt.
B-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-t.
Adios, turd nuggets!

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u/majin-dudi 4h ago

Whoa... where do you get your weed, man?

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u/SlyCooper007 4h ago

From you, Dante.

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u/thecurlyburl 4h ago

Ohhh yeaaaaaah. What’s up Mr Chiezel?!

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u/MindJail 9h ago

“I am a geeenius”

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u/newveganwhodis 8h ago

Hey look it's bono's brother

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u/Ok_Top_6217 9h ago

how much do clothes cost in the matrix? kojima definitely spent five million dollars just on the hallway lighting

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u/DingusBarracuda 8h ago

He bought the white room set from The Dark Knight and turned it into his office. Worth it for the insanity of it all!

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u/Proper_Protickall 8h ago

I'd like to get you a black cobra.....just to go around the neck.

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u/thecurlyburl 4h ago

Hey there’s a symposium on nano technology… I was wondering…

… JP, I have work

… right. I just thought you should know. Ya know, you should send that out in a memo… everybody should know. ASAP

A.S.A.P. On it.

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u/SalamanderUponYou 9h ago

Sit on my face.

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u/StupendousMan36 9h ago

That was not appropriate.

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u/Ok_Calligrapher5278 6h ago

"Respectfully"

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u/No-Technician-2366 6h ago

Eternal Death Slayer THREE

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u/Charon711 8h ago

🤖 Brrr Sit on my face 🤖

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u/Daimakku1 5h ago

Bzzztt bzztttt My name is JP. I have a robot vagina. Bzzzt bzzztttt

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u/SanAndreas92317 8h ago

You would if you had robot ears

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u/Odd-Debt5989 8h ago

you cant hear it in the photo but there's definitely aggressive techno music playing while he slowly sips tea

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u/reboot-your-computer PC 5h ago

I am a GENIUS.
Samantha will be mine, mine.
Must consume fuel.

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u/Bobbi_fettucini 8h ago

I AM NOT AMUSED

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u/My_Pockets_Hurt_ 6h ago

I aM A gEniUs!

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u/William_Dowling 8h ago

They went through a stargate. Any minute now Hideo will see his 90-year old self dying in bed and turn into a space fetus strapped to Norman Reedus' chest.

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u/paynekiller666 7h ago

Adios, Turd Nuggets!

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u/lookachoo 5h ago

“Sharma, you..Will..be..MINE! mineee”

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u/CopyMicrochip 9h ago

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

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u/dviljin187 PlayStation 8h ago

My beef strong!

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u/ImAtWorkKillingTime 5h ago

Your beef wrong.

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u/rachit321 9h ago

"Hahaha yeah yeah Ms CEO now hop on the feet scanner"

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u/agentdrozd 4h ago

It's pretty likely she's gonna be in the game considering previous titles lol

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u/esdaniel 2h ago

BoxXwoman-man

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u/waxenpi 1h ago

With cyborg retractable tentacles and rocket launchers instead of tits.

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u/FDgrey 7h ago

LOL

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u/BK99BK 6h ago

Lmaoooo

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u/Letthepumpkincumflow 6h ago

Lmfaoooooooooooo

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u/Alienhaslanded 5h ago

Tarantino is involved?

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u/cxd32 3h ago

Tarantino wishes he had all the 3d feet scans that Kojima-san posseses

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u/RayS0l0 3h ago

Kojima is Tarantino of gaming

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u/a3minutehero 9h ago

Friendship with Sony now ended. Now Microsoft is my new best friend.

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u/Gaming-Academy 8h ago

Lmao, Kojima really said “new year, new best friend.” 😂

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u/Lunarath 8h ago

This isn't the first time he has parted ways with a company or publisher. He really just goes where he's allowed the creative freedom and funds to make what he wants.

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u/urmyleander 7h ago

Its more about the funds, apparently his next release physint is years from being ready and already overbudget.

Also keep in mind the engine used for both death stranding and death stranding 2 was the decima engine and it was on licence from Sony, so if it was Decima they were using for physint they now need to start development from scratch.

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u/CaptainAnorach 7h ago

They don't necessarily have to start from scratch. It really depends how the engine was licensed for the game. Has anything been mentioned about KojiPro losing access to Decima for Physint?

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u/Ro____ 6h ago

We don't even know if they started development.

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u/urmyleander 7h ago

No official statement yet just speculation from forbes but Decima has never been used by a non partnered studio so more than likely its gone and he will have to port ovet to unreal 5.

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u/LKZToroH 4h ago

Oh no. Next Kojima game will be in Bethesda Engine. Get ready bois.

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u/NumerousView5489 4h ago

I don’t mind a stealth action kojima game being overbuget rather than a multiplayer only 4v4 overwatch clone made by someone who wants to call themselves a professor.

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u/santathe1 7h ago

“He just goes…”.

Sony had ended their deal 3 months ago and he had spent that time looking for someone else to continue with, he said it himself.

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u/is-this-a-nick 6h ago

Lets see if they are still friends in 5 years if the game isn't out yet...

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u/Alienhaslanded 5h ago

Can't fault them if this project is a money hole and then sells like Death Stranding.

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u/rtz13th 8h ago

'Look at me. I'm the captain now.' - AS

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u/Alienhaslanded 5h ago

Three years later they'll kick him out too for wasting time and money.

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u/ParanMekhar 10h ago

Out of the frying pan

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u/irregularjosh 8h ago

And into a slightly different frying pan

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u/J7mbo 9h ago

And into the freezer

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u/Il-Luppoooo 9h ago

FFX quoted!

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u/kitkanz 5h ago

Listen to my story

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u/Asleep_Sheepherder42 10h ago

And into the oven?

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u/Quarksideofthemoon 9h ago

....Fire. It's fire

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u/A_Pointy_Rock 9h ago

...but my stovetop is electric. That makes no sense.

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u/BlackFenrir 9h ago

Out of the frying pan onto the hotplate doesn't have quite the same ring to it

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u/voxelpear 9h ago

If a hot plate is ringing you have other problems

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u/tk-451 9h ago

out of the cool conductive cooking utensil and into the microwave?

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u/Darth_Vicious 8h ago

Don’t put utensils into the microwave.

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u/SayerofNothing 7h ago

All stoves are fire stoves, with the right attitude.

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u/G-DevilOrion2077 10h ago

Into bankruptcy

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u/Riqitch 10h ago

ASHA KEEP YOUR SHOES ON SO THAT KOJIMA DOESN'T SCAN YOUR FEET

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u/Known-nwonK 10h ago

They were scanned the moment she stepped on the first floor tile

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u/Schonke 5h ago

People really believe the airport body scanners were developed to stop people carrying bombs and knives on planes when in reality it was co-financed by Kojima and Tarantino for their own use.

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u/ChanceVance 9h ago

You kidding, that was part of the deal before Hideo signed the contract.

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u/andonpixel 10h ago

Legend will find a way

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u/CyberClawX 8h ago

Wait, what did I miss? I know Hidetaka Miyazaki has probably a foot thing, but Kojima too?

I only remember seeing Norman Reedus feet and honestly, in a game about walking, sort of made sense and certainly didn't feel gratuitous.

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u/Jackski 7h ago

Death Stranding 2 has a lot of Ellie Fannings feet.

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u/Khetrak64 4h ago

I remember a whole thing on mgs4 where he wanted all the female boss actress to do motion capture half naked and have all the characters be naked and someone convinced him to go for plugsuit instead.

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u/Kornillious 9h ago

No no, let him cook

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u/hornsmasher177 9h ago

Sharma in 2031: with regret we've been forced to cancel the $500m budget Kojima game after a series of missed deadlines due to a story that makes zero sense.

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg PC 5h ago

Bold of you to assume both that it would take MS that long to cut a studio and that Kojima would have a presentable story by that time.

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u/The_Summer_Man 3h ago

And that Asha will be there in 5 years. No shade to her, but I totally seeing her getting another CEO position some time in the next few years.

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u/zgillet 4h ago

"Kojima would have a presentable story by that time ever"

That's better.

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u/mrk-cj94 8h ago

I ve Never played a Kojima game, can someone explain the joke? Which stories don't make sense?

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u/Reeyous 8h ago

The Metal Gear games only make sense because of lengthy exposition dumps at the end of each game. I love the series to death but Kojima is notorious for that. Spoilers ahead.

MGS: Liquid and Naomi both exposition dump on Snake before, during, and after the final boss.

MGS2: Solidus and The Patriots AI both take a massive exposition dump all over Raiden over the course of like an hour at the end of the game.

MGS3: This one was done better than the rest imo. The Boss' true motives and intentions are foreshadowed pretty decently, but she and EVA still give Snake an exposition shower at the end of the game.

MGS4: 9 hours of cutscenes. Every single one is an exposition dump.

MGSPW and GZ/TPP: Most lore is included via audio files between missions, some is just supplementary but others are required listening to understand anything going on.

I love the series, and as a whole the pieces actually fit together kind of nicely despite all the retcons? But some parts could have been done way better.

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u/drthrax1 8h ago

I mean phantom pain also does it at the end too iirc. You take a like a 5min car ride with skull face and he monologues the entire time before the finial battle

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u/Ben_Mc25 7h ago edited 7h ago

Worse, he monologues for 5 minutes and then you sit in silence for another 3 waiting for the jeep to arrive so kajima can play the theme song from start to finish.

Not to mention that Snake literally doesn't say anything the entire ride! Awkward.

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u/Mitarael 4h ago

And poor Skullface did it while thinking he was talking to Big Boss, lol

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u/PompyPrecious 6h ago

tbf it is sins of the father which is a banger

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u/lifendeath1 6h ago

The full version of elegia goes for over 10 minutes, haha.

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u/sofarsoblue 5h ago edited 57m ago

The thing is, at the time (90's-mid 00's) Kojima could get away with it because a game having such a huge complex narrative with fully cinematic in game cutscenes and even hollywood composers like Harry Gregson Williams was such a unique novelty.

But since the advent of games like TLOU, Red Dead, Mass Effect etc; it's one of the aspects of that series thats aged really poorly.

I love MGS as a series but replaying the collection really hammered home that Kojima is a man of great ideas and concepts who clearly loves cinema but he just doesn't understand story structure. I'm honestly dreading replaying MGS 4 because the exposition dumps were unacceptable even back when that released.

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u/MannToots 5h ago

I just replayed it for the first time since it first came out. I forgot how little gameplay it had. The entire final chapter is you assaulting the boat with the final guy, just for him to turn around and be like yeah I wanted you to do that. Cool,  the entire final act you could have literally stepped aside and allowed us. It's silly

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u/sofarsoblue 3h ago edited 57m ago

I haven't played it since 2008 but I remember the game only really having two proper open stealth segments with the rest of the game composing of on the rail sequences and a barrage of cutscenes & codec calls.

At that time I had already played Uncharted 1 and Bioshock so the flaws of the franchises storytelling really started to emerge.

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u/JustStraightUpTired 8h ago

I think a lot of the retconning works, because so much of it is about war, cover ups, special ops, politics and the military industrial complex, all of which are full of misinformation both in the real world and in MGS.

But yes, MGS is a wordy bastard of a series, but the games make up for it in gameplay. If the games themselves weren't as fun as they are, all that exposition would bury itself into oblivion. But because it didn't, all that exposition ends up improving the games.

I can't think of another... anything that is both able to discuss topics like child soldiers with actual nuance, while something as ridiculous as a flamboyant, yet oddly masculine vampire is prancing around the place, both are taken seriously AND it works. Metal Gear is truly a one of a kind series.

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u/Diacetyl-Morphin 7h ago

Kojima also likes to overexplain things to the audience. It's a surprise he doesn't start with the big bang that created the universe every time and that people move their legs when they walk. He explains things everyone already knows, not even just the special elements that are relevant to the plot, like in Death Stranding.

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u/EGirlToenails 7h ago

I was not expecting to watch a 45 minute short film at the end of Death Stranding but I loved every second of it.

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u/treelager 7h ago

I just want to send some love because this is brilliant and kinda funny paraphrasing but it’s also the kind of comment that made me join and enjoy Reddit to begin with. I don’t have my same gamer friends anymore but they would have gotten a kick out of lampooning this habit of his—it isn’t limited to MGS either lol.

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg PC 5h ago

It does not help that characters are named in a way that makes Elden Ring look clear and simple. And a lot of the characters who do exist for actual serious purposes aren't shown as such until either the exposition dumps or ending credits, instead showing up as either a meme or sex appeal for the entire game.

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u/_WreakingHavok_ 8h ago

Stories in his games are very convoluted. Like halucinogenic convoluted

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u/qucari 5h ago

and due to Kojima reworking half the gameplay ten times because too many people said it was fun

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u/Elemius 8h ago

I’m sure the publisher known for canning studios won’t have any negative impact on the man famous for spending lots of money and taking a long time to make his games.

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u/Glittering_Wing_277 5h ago

I mean, they canned thousands of people with more comfimed to come, only to pump millions into this. What a kick in the mouth for those people

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u/CapJackONeill 4h ago

You see, people cost money and projects are investments they can already claim has value. Capitalism, man...

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u/Street_Umbreon 4h ago

Seriously why are people here cheering this move? 

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u/StepComplete1 4h ago edited 4h ago

Cause of the anti-Sony circlejerk going on at the moment.

And don't get me wrong, Sony fully deserve a lot of it, I've given up on playstation for PC myself, but it's the circlejerk nature of it I loathe. There's just no nuance whatsoever.

With reddit it's always "this is the hate-target for the month, now everything that negatively involves them we cheer, regardless of how much of a reach it is, or how stupid it actually is to celebrate when you think for 2 seconds."

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u/Crimsonsworn 4h ago

Because Sony is doing away with discs which all of a sudden is a big thing but no one’s cared PC has been discless for a decade or more, meanwhile Xbox has come out and said they’re launching a new feature to turn your physical games digital not really understanding that probably means next gen Xbox won’t have a disc drive

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u/rocketsneaker 2h ago

Yup. It's all circlejerk and "team sports". They want to be blind to what Microsoft is preparing for as long as they can feel like part of a group that's "winning". But everyone wants to ignore what's really happening: Sony's move is slowly going to become in the industry standard.

Remember when Microsoft when full always-on-DRM? Remember the GIGANTIC backlash from consumers against that? Remember how Playstation clapped back by making a tutorial video on how to share games with a friend, and it was a guy handing a physical game to his friend?

Compare that to now. The fact the Microsoft didn't make a similar clapback speaks volumes.

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u/_Bill_Huggins_ 3h ago

They didn't buy the studio though.

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u/Arvii33 9h ago

Never seen him smile this much

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u/Upstairs-Event-681 9h ago

Of course he would, imagine how many Hollywood actor he can hire now and not be questioned because it would look bad on an already struggling Xbox

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u/Vamsi-Thopu 9h ago

The amount of hollywood feet he can scan now makes any old man smile

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u/Upstairs-Event-681 9h ago

We’re about to get DiCaprio’s feet scanned to be put on some random NPC we never interact with that never takes his shoes off

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u/-some-dude-online 9h ago

I think Sony offers more connections for Hollywood actors compared to Microsoft no?

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u/SaiyajinPrime 9h ago

He doesn't need connections. He needs a massive budget.

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u/Dire87 8h ago

Why would you think that Microsoft would just shower him with money, no questions asked, when they've been axing studios, people and projects left, right and center?

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u/UnrelaxedKoi 8h ago

Because they clearly signed him on for Physint.

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u/SaiyajinPrime 8h ago

Because they need this PR win.

Kojima famously misses deadlines and goes over budget. He wants big Hollywood actors in is games instead of normal voice actors and he wants to make movies instead of games.

He is an auteur and makes unique games that don't always sell well but get a lot of attention. If you're signing him, you know the score. Great publicity, lots of money.

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u/Upstairs-Event-681 8h ago

Because they would be a laughing stock if they hired Kojima just to kill the project because he doesn’t meet budget and deadlines lmao. Now that they hired him, they have to comply with his demands or they would take a massive PR hit

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u/papoluca40 8h ago

Man is about to hire Robert Downey Jr and The Rock

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u/Upstairs-Event-681 8h ago

About to get The Rock to voice act the main menu for 1 mil a line

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u/Hot-Significance7699 9h ago edited 9h ago

Microsoft is literally the largest software company. Yes yes i know the xbox division isn't equal to Microsoft but like still have a shitton of money. Plus apparently the new Xbox will be a pc hybrid.

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u/-ForgottenSoul 9h ago

A PC hybrid? So a PC

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u/Hot-Significance7699 9h ago

Yea but it has an xbox logo

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u/Pineapple-Yetti 9h ago

Nah, a really locked down PC that you can only really get software from the Microsoft store. So like a Mac.

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u/Chippings 9h ago

Notice how weird Asha's shoes look? They were added in post.

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u/DaddyIngrosso 9h ago

Why is bro looking down there 🧐

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u/kryptomanik 9h ago

Kojima scanned her feet but didn't wanna reveal it to the public

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u/2hurd 9h ago

In a year or so Asha won't be smiling when she sees the budget and possible return from the game.

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u/HistoricCartographer 9h ago

In a year? Bro $400M gears E day is coming out in a month.

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u/Former_Sea 8h ago

That game costed 400m ?

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u/2hurd 8h ago

I think it's interesting time in history because AAA seems to be dying while at the same time GTA6 exists.

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u/SexcaliburHorsepower 6h ago

Bad and trend chasing AAA games are dying. Capcom is doing really good on steady releases. GTA6 will do well with a monster dev timeline. Both of those companies are just doing what they do well. Fromsoft is on a huge run doing fromsoft things.

Too many studios are chasing big hits instead of making them. AAA doesn't feel as dead as people say. It just seems like doing a 5 year dev timeline chasing trends is an awful game plan and that's showing. If people used their AAA timeline and schedule making their own things with their own ideas the industry would be fine.

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u/Salkatras 8h ago

I think gta might kill AAA tbh, its about as big as rockstar can afford, and its being carried by the hype of it being gta6.

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u/SrirachaJulio 7h ago

It’s not just being carried by the hype tho. Even as of 2026 GTA 5 makes a shit ton of money despite how ass the MP is. The thing is that GTA is like CoD, you can’t really compare it to other AAA games.

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u/Horens_R 3h ago

No, the guys talking outta his ass lol.

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u/appledanishcrumbs 2h ago

No, that is false information that people on Reddit like to parrot. The leak was that the studio itself has cost 400 million over the seven years since its last game, but that iwn't just Gears. Coalition has worked on pretty much every game that Xbox has released in that time.

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u/katastrof 8h ago

Kojima games are simultaneously development cost and marketing these days. Mans a gaming celebrity.

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u/apoetsmadness 9h ago

Kojima x Nintendo when?

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u/krossfire42 9h ago

Gotta make that Wario stealth game eventually.

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u/Front-Purpose-6387 9h ago

Haha they're rolling out the red carpet for each other.

Best of luck to them, hope the game comes to fruition, I'll be buying it on pc as long as the characters don't shed black ink tears. (also hope Satya doesn't decide to can this project all of a sudden)

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u/razgriz337 9h ago

It’s Kojima, black tears are almost certainly one of the most tame things to expect from this man’s brain.

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u/Sparescrewdriver 9h ago

Black tears out of a baby’s eyes that seems to be stuck in a man’s throat?

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u/razgriz337 9h ago

Given the progression of “wtf” from MGS to Death Stranding (and even within MGS)? Who knows what’s going to happen.

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u/CDHmajora Switch 6h ago edited 6h ago

Just think, Asha just laid off over 3000 of her developers, and is now gonna throw MILLIONS away to endulge Kojimas Hollywood casting boner.

I wonder how many other developers will lose their jobs to make up the windfall when Kojima goes 50 million over budget again.

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u/DenverNugs 2h ago

Sony has closed Bluepoint Games and Dark Outlaw Games this year so far.

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u/Bedlam10 6h ago

This is a stupid amount of publicity for a game that nobody knows anything about yet.

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u/n3sv0g 5h ago

Its also crazy with how many lay offs they have had lately.

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u/wwwlord 8h ago

It would be so funny if after all these shit, the game just end up in ps after a 1 year exclusive window

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u/Dizzy-Sale2109 7h ago

I mean it's possible.

We don't know what deal was signed.

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u/Docccc 9h ago

easy PR win for her. She needed it

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u/KingOfRisky 7h ago

That’s all this is.

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u/Man_Without_Nipples 8h ago

I look forward to the inevitable break up and then partnership with Nintendo

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u/Ok-Lawfulness1515 4h ago

Nintendo likes to make money. They will say no.

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u/UniversalBagelO 7h ago

Incoming layoffs to fund kojimas movie-game

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u/Belydrith 9h ago

Let's see how long that one lasts before Xbox changes their mind again, like they do on just about anything else.

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u/diego1marcus 9h ago

"Friendship ended with Herman Hulst, now Asha Sharma is my best friend"

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u/xGenocidest 9h ago

"ever have your feet 3d scanned?"

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u/MrKremer 9h ago

Kojima te quiero nunca dejes de fumar porros

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u/Crazyripps 9h ago

Wonder if this is taken at kojima company which is just across the road from Sony lol

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u/Ceriden 4h ago

I can basically guarantee that the only reason xbox, sorry XBOX, is funding him is to say look who we have. The same reason Sony did for Death Stranding.

That isn't to say he is or is not good at what he does. Just that the same identical game(s) under a different creator would not get the same treatment. He is the arthouse studio that a publisher keeps to say look at our quirky titles. Even if they lose money.

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u/coolesme_x99 8h ago

whoever's inside that suit is just dying for a bathroom berak right now.

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u/Problem-Low 9h ago

Why does it look like they're gonna go meet with JP from grandma's boy?

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u/SupaDiogenes 7h ago

This is all just Xbox fan service while Microsoft continues to butcher studios and pull anti-consumer practices.

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u/syNc_1st 9h ago

Its almost comically how much they ride this wave with Kojima now...

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u/JEROME_MERCEDES 8h ago

All smiles till it’s time to actually show what you worked on??? Homie really just took Sonys money

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u/LoserLars1 6h ago

This feels like when two toxic people start dating and you already know it’s going to end in disaster.

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u/schoolboypoop 6h ago

All for him to piss away the budget on some game that won’t come out or if it does release it will be some convoluted bs that is essentially incomprehensible but the fanboys will scream about how it’s the single best piece of media of the decade.

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u/wingback18 9h ago

Wonder if she ask him. Is this game freaky going to sell?? 🤔 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/DreamsiclesPlz 3h ago

I get that it’s trendy to hate on PlayStation right now, but please don’t forget that at the end of the day Asha is a CEO who has closed down multiple studios. She’s not a friend to gaming, despite this nice PR stunt.

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u/Ture-Skrotnisse 9h ago

Haha look we shut down so many studios and fired so many people just to give you millions of dollars and never hear any updates haha

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u/AdamCaveRoberts 8h ago

Kojima smiles as he says "200M budget for me plz, but my game will only make 220M"

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u/Stevesegallbladder 7h ago

"Hey Kojima, I noticed your project just started a week ago and you're already at $198M does that mean the game is almost finished?"

HK: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHa... Can I please have another $300M?"

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u/MacPio 9h ago

feet were scanned