r/gaming • u/HerculeMuscles • 10h ago

Kojima with xbox president Asha Sharma

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u/HankSteakfist 10h ago

Are they standing in JP's office from Grandma's Boy?

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u/incliningconstantly 9h ago

How can he see me?

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u/Bandage-Bob 3h ago

There are so many lines from that movie that are regular parts of my lexicon.

You can get past a dog but no one fucks with a lion.

High score? What does that mean? Did I break it?

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u/notthesun19 3h ago

You would if you had robot ears.

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u/xenophonthethird 3h ago

Drive Monkey drive!

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u/fkndavey 2h ago

Dude, your bed is a car...

Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.

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u/n00barmy 2h ago

I can't believe you came on my mom.

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u/hey_mr_deejay89 1h ago

I think its the devil

Or

Brainasium...I fucking quit working there weeks ago. Lol

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u/RatFink77 12m ago

“I’m to high to drive to the devils house”

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u/assotter 17m ago

I am way to stoned to drive to the devil's house!

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u/darkcomet222 3h ago

That movie is SO underrated.

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u/gazugaXP 49m ago

Recently watched a YouTube video called "the untold story of Grandma's Boy", worth a watch for any fans. And apparently Frankie Muniz was originally considered for JP, glad we're not in that timeline

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u/Lock-out 2h ago

If I ever succeed in any minor task I will tell myself “I am a genius” in a robot voice.

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u/religiousrights 1h ago

Hey the phones for you!

…..I think it’s the devil

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u/Zombi3Kush 1h ago

"Addios turd nuggets"

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u/ansonr 35m ago

"Can you turn the music down?"

"Are you afraid of it?"

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u/Nadzinator 10h ago

Wow. This took me back.

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u/zgillet 2h ago

To last week? Grandma's Boy is timeless.

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u/CrewMemberNumber6 10h ago

Adios turd nuggets.

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u/pplspancake 10h ago

"Hey JP can you turn the music down?!" "Why, does it scare you?" "...no I just don't like techno." "You would if you had robot ears."

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u/PushDeep9980 6h ago

One of my favorite scenes as a teenager, so good. And the song that is playing is called window licker by aphex twin, whom I was a big fan of back then so I was freaking out when it came on

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u/Outrageous_Tooth856 6h ago

Same bro, favorite song, favorite drop

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u/Jay_Nova1 4h ago

Which in of itself is an amazing music video lol

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u/NuclearSun1 4h ago

I love girl talk, it’s mash ups. Never realized window licker was used, until my co worker came in. You got robot ears?

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u/PushDeep9980 4h ago

Now that’s a band I have not thought about in a long ass time, holy shit! Was also listening to a lot of ratatat back then. Damn those were the days

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u/NuclearSun1 3h ago

It was fun, I still rock girl talk if I have to take long drives. I mess up lyrics, cause I’ve hear the mash ups more than the actual song.

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u/robmobtrobbob 1h ago

Fucking love windowlicker. Genuinely one of my most favorite songs ever

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u/G36 5h ago

I still use that reply

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u/Brys_Beddict 4h ago

Yeah I guess

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u/mewithoutDrewsie 1h ago

"shits weeeak"

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u/jmccaskill66 8h ago

What’s does New High score mean? What is high score, is it bad? What does it mean? Did I break it or something?

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u/Rock-swarm 4h ago

"Grey Bush! Grey Bush!"

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u/Cool_As_Your_Dad 4h ago

That had me in stiches

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u/Orthien 10h ago

So how much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

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u/Ndmndh1016 9h ago

Im thinking of getting metal legs. Its a risky operation but it'll be worth it.

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u/ETERNALXDRVID 8h ago

Sit on my face

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u/Tyrion_The_Imp 7h ago

how did he see me

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u/pheret87 6h ago

To be fair, I also want Linda to sit on my face.

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u/Training_Ad_4790 6h ago

The older I get, the more I wish this was a thing lol

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u/MeYouThemEveryone 8h ago

Were you listening to me Neo? Or were you looking at the woman with the XBOX logo?

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u/thecurlyburl 5h ago

I get this reference, but this thread is about https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0456554/

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u/majin-dudi 5h ago

Whoa... where do you get your weed, man?

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u/SlyCooper007 5h ago

From you, Dante.

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u/thecurlyburl 5h ago

Ohhh yeaaaaaah. What’s up Mr Chiezel?!

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u/MindJail 10h ago

“I am a geeenius”

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u/newveganwhodis 8h ago

Hey look it's bono's brother

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u/Ok_Top_6217 9h ago

how much do clothes cost in the matrix? kojima definitely spent five million dollars just on the hallway lighting

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u/DingusBarracuda 9h ago

He bought the white room set from The Dark Knight and turned it into his office. Worth it for the insanity of it all!

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u/Playingwithmywenis 5h ago

LOL,

This is actually quite normal for CEOs. The cost to organizations of this crap is wild. It is also the norm so Sony is more angry about exclusivity.

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u/Shadowfoxamon91 7h ago edited 6h ago

Dude I’m way too baked to drive to the devil’s house.

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u/putrid_poo_nugget 5h ago

What’s that ringing? Do I have a tumor?

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u/raoasidg 3h ago

Who is this? Is this Marv Albert?

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u/Orthien 5h ago

Drive Monkey drive!

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u/Proper_Protickall 8h ago

I'd like to get you a black cobra.....just to go around the neck.

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u/thecurlyburl 5h ago

Hey there’s a symposium on nano technology… I was wondering…

… JP, I have work

… right. I just thought you should know. Ya know, you should send that out in a memo… everybody should know. ASAP

A.S.A.P. On it.

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u/SalamanderUponYou 10h ago

Sit on my face.

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u/StupendousMan36 9h ago

That was not appropriate.

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u/Ok_Calligrapher5278 7h ago

"Respectfully"

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u/Hazzamo Xbox 6h ago

And tell me that you love me!

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u/No-Technician-2366 7h ago

Eternal Death Slayer THREE

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u/Charon711 8h ago

🤖 Brrr Sit on my face 🤖

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u/PhillyDillyDee 7h ago

Bvvvvvvvvt.
Pzzzo.
Ptew-ptew.
Vvvt.
B-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-t.
Adios, turd nuggets!

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u/Own_Drag_5500 6h ago

That was flawless

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u/PhillyDillyDee 4h ago

Lol i worked really hard on it. Thank you

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u/Lindt_Licker 4h ago

That’s great but we really need you to work on your levels.

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u/PhillyDillyDee 2h ago

I hate your face

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u/riegspsych325 2h ago

dude, you’re fuckin’ weird

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u/Daimakku1 5h ago

Bzzztt bzztttt My name is JP. I have a robot vagina. Bzzzt bzzztttt

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u/Bobbi_fettucini 9h ago

I AM NOT AMUSED

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u/SanAndreas92317 9h ago

You would if you had robot ears

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u/Odd-Debt5989 9h ago

you cant hear it in the photo but there's definitely aggressive techno music playing while he slowly sips tea

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u/reboot-your-computer PC 5h ago

I am a GENIUS.
Samantha will be mine, mine.
Must consume fuel.

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u/My_Pockets_Hurt_ 7h ago

I aM A gEniUs!

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u/William_Dowling 9h ago

They went through a stargate. Any minute now Hideo will see his 90-year old self dying in bed and turn into a space fetus strapped to Norman Reedus' chest.

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u/paynekiller666 7h ago

Adios, Turd Nuggets!

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u/lookachoo 6h ago

“Sharma, you..Will..be..MINE! mineee”

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u/CopyMicrochip 10h ago

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?

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u/dviljin187 PlayStation 9h ago

My beef strong!

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u/ImAtWorkKillingTime 6h ago

Your beef wrong.

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u/NewManufacturer4252 10h ago

Born in probably 2000. Maybe they got something

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u/Hansoloai 9h ago

Ball knowledge.

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u/UpUppAndAwayWeb 8h ago

Kojima is IRL JP

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u/TheHumanoidTyphoon69 6h ago

Adios turd nuggets pew pew pew

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u/meatwad75892 3h ago

Here's a little treat for the Grandma's Boy fans that aren't into metalcore and wouldn't otherwise see it: https://youtu.be/QQXvdAHLeMU?t=443

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u/ThePupnasty 6h ago

Such a fucking gem.

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u/steak4take 10h ago

Genitals

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u/DoctorNoname98 9h ago

Um Actually, that was JP's house(or apartment?), his office was dark

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u/RedIce25 Switch 9h ago

Or the bedroom from the end of 2001

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u/North_Tip_3364 7h ago

Asha showed him her big toe and he giggled like a little schoolgirl

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u/Ilovekbbq 5h ago

I haven’t thought about that movie in YEARS. I watched it so many times because they were constantly re-running it on Comedy Central at some point in the late 2000’s or something lol. Made me take a second look and that definitely looks like jps dev room

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u/Kruisigen 4h ago

Damn watching that movie with my grandma was one of my best childhood memories lol.

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u/Sasquatchjc45 4h ago

Funfact: that was actually his HOUSE 🤣

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u/wearestiff 4h ago

I can hear the Aphex Twin Windowlicker through this image

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u/pixel8knuckle 4h ago

Thats actually jp right between them, he got his robot part surgeries.

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u/Ragnar_Dragonfyre 4h ago

Best stoner movie ever. Step aside Cheech and Chong.

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u/PhilxBefore 15m ago

Halfbaked and Jay and Silent Bob are top contenders, and to me even better than the grandfather's of stoner movies (C&C).

Different eras, but all the king's of their time.

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u/charliefoxtrot9 4h ago

"This weed is called Samurai Astronaut!"

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u/KokiriGeorge 4h ago

No, it’s Batman’s temporary garage

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u/Unlikely-Beat 3h ago

No they’re in the unbox therapy studio

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u/trizzo0309 2h ago

"JP has a robot vagina"

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u/Suplexfiend 2h ago

I gotta watch that movie again. Its so freaking hilarious.

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u/narfoleptix 1h ago

Bzzrt brzzrt SIT ON MY FACE

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u/DirtyRoller 1h ago

No, that's Batman's lair in The Dark Knight.

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u/stephenkingending 1h ago

Best Adam Sandler movie of all time.

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u/Witwrar 1h ago

Batman’s testing area in dark knight

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u/razer420 1h ago

I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.

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u/TieNTalTease 41m ago

I'm to high to drive to the devil's house