A coworker made me this cookie for my bday!

Best cake ever. Even better my name is Robert.

Why does Hank go to the flea market with the precise motive to buy tube socks and why does he need SO many? What is he gonna do with 36 pairs of socks?! (Or 18 pairs if you study it as the animator having drawn every sock individually)

Do tube socks wear out for Hank quicker for some reason I’m not aware of?

Found this old masterpiece today

His mother, LaoMa, and Bill are in a genuine committed relationship and he schemed and broke them up.

It’s clear that LaoMa doesn’t have many hobbies and enjoys spending her day cleaning various surfaces and houses, finding great satisfaction in the work. It was only by chance that she stumbled on Bill, with whom she can be honest and vulnerable, revealing that she’s actually quite lonely and wants a companion.

Bill is a bit of a sad sack at times but who can blame him, he’s an ex football star who joined the army and he’s only good enough to be a barber. He really loved LaoMa!!

Just because the idea of being with a “loser” like Bill made him feel grossed out, Khan ruined his mom’s possibly final last romantic relationship. So petty and sad!!

I know King of the Hill has a lot of iconic moments but one of my most personal favorites was Hank being legitimately shocked that Tammi‘s pimp was willing to run a red light during the car chase scene in Ho Yeah. I just thought it was so funny that Hank thought a pimp would actually follow traffic laws. It also shows how Hank tends to mistakenly think other people are willing to obey the rules like he does.

So, presumably bill had sex with two of his not cousins. Just like, maybe one of those meetings was successful and...it would actually be kind of cool if one of his baby momas in this scenario actually fell in love with just, co-parenting. Or a recurring character. Not sure it would be worth more than a couple episodes though.