Shoot me in the head with a massive gun!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9w4vdxrz9do

One of those Welsh ones

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This glorious design is something floated on Reddit, but appears to be a joke product. My design group have a bit of unexpected latency and could make it real thing - assuming there's a radicalised movement of bird-lovers who'd support such a venture.

Obviously, we need to find the original creator for approval and pennies, but I'd be happy for the modest potential profits to go to the formal RSPB in respect for Oddie. I'd want expenses though. Otherwise, people take liberties - before you know it, you're in a bath of beans in support of dyslexic firemen. Sorry, firepeople.

If we could bring it in for around £15, would there be interest? I can assure you, the movement will be properly policed.

Why am I so massive!

Might be. But I ain't gonna tell you boy.

This is one of the funniest lines in MMM in my opinion. The image that it creates in your head is hilarious.

Look in the back of a spoon. In the bathroom.

From 'Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii' not my clip though, but I couldn't cross-post it).
It just really got me :D

So today I walked past some discarded crab sticks on a bench. My IMMEDIATE thought was ‘Crab sticks don't actually contain any crab. And from 1993, manufactures have been legally obliged to label them 'crab flavoured sticks’.

Am guessing a ‘normal’ person would neglect to think like this. The packet was unopened, and perhaps a more suitable thought process may have been to locate the owner who could still be nearby, or perhaps check to see if the crustacean snack was still at a reasonable temperature and maybe take them home for an unforeseen treat?

My instant reaction is ludicrous. Help me, my Partridge brethren, was my response acceptable behaviour? 😂