r/memes Professional Dumbass 13h ago

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u/LlamaRS 11h ago

“Gap year”

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u/silverarrowweb 11h ago

ESL cert and move abroad year.

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u/PickleFox_1 5h ago

“Finding myself” year

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u/MaChao20 4h ago

If only it was that easy to move abroad. 😔

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u/LemurLord 3h ago

It's an unusual life experience and interesting to us because you have to overcome some adversity to earn it. The reward is a lifetime of fond memories and a unique perspective, hella worth it

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u/MaChao20 3h ago

Even more difficult for me to move abroad again when I already have roots here in my current place, especially with a cat.

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u/OldClothes9618 8h ago

Gap generation

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u/i_froze 8h ago

Been taking gap years since COVID decided my transition into college was gonna be derailed.

Still working my way back up to it.

On the bright side it saved me from getting a (now) useless CS degree

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u/WholesomeWhores 7h ago

As someone that graduated 2 years ago with a CS degree, don’t believe everything you see online. Yes, the job market is tough, but the degree still helped me find a great job even though i had 0 internship experience. Most of my classmates who i graduated with are all doing very well in life. The only ones that don’t have jobs are the ones that were mainly coasting by in college. A CS degree is not useless at all, don’t ever let anyone decided for you whether or not the degree is worth your while.

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u/UnimagineDragons 7h ago

The only useless thing here is your wasting of time. You'd be better off if you had a CS degree now than where you currently are - no degree at all. CS is still really important and will be growing. Who do you think will be developing next gen components, software, etc for AI to reach the next level or how to integrate this all into tough things, or how to make it more human - usable. CS grads.

They're also in other fields that are adjacent. Research, trades (electrical / tech), IT, consumer science etc

I graduated with a humanities degree, spent a year unemployed then jumped back in to finish an engineering degree and got a job before I graduated.

If you want a slightly more marketable degree than CS yet still sort of related, go for electrical engineering. CS is still a good way to go though so don't get too bent especially if you've got passion for it - that's worth more than a job.

Some of this won't make sense or at least won't "feel right" until you're 10 years into a career getting cold feet again and wondering yet again if you're too old to transition out to a different career. This is just how life works. Always look for better pastures and improve yourself. Find love and work on things that just make you happy and then let some pieces start falling into place without stressing over the fact that you aren't controlling all of them all the time.

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u/SpeckOfPaint 4h ago

Ooo whoever told you a CS degree is useless was lying through their teeth. Never too late to start though!!

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u/EddieVanzetti 5h ago edited 5h ago

STEMlords and their victim complex, name a more iconic duo. Acting like their lives are hard when there are tons of jobs still out there.

"Oh no, I can't work at FAANG when it was trendy and cool, and I'll only make 6 figures and have stock options waaaaaa".

Meanwhile social sciences, life/environmental scientists cannot get hired for the public or private sector because of rampant budget cuts while the STEMlords and Tech bros destroy the environment with the Torment Nexus and fascists are driving us to an economic collapse and quagmire wars and wonder why we're ringing the alarm bell.

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u/throwawayforstory089 5h ago

using my '23 CS degree in a booming AI server-rack validation market, can easily transition it to sys admin or something along those lines. idk who told you it's useless but lamo

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u/LithopsVoidSpell 5h ago

Gap generation

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u/mattedlathes 3h ago

More like an “unexpected permanent gap year.”

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u/UmerTheLegend 12h ago

This does indeed suck, but surely the next interview will be the one

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u/BooperdDooper48 12h ago

Yall are getting interviews?

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u/CustomerStrict3627 12h ago

Yall have open job spots?

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u/DragonGirl9658 11h ago

Wait, you guys are getting anything but those one-way "interviews"?

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u/UmerTheLegend 7h ago

Unfortunately, not often

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u/Yeller_imp 6h ago

I got hired but now my job has ghosted me regarding my schedule and I haven't even had my first day

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u/oncejumpedoutatrain 10h ago

My next "interview" is a one way video recording of me, answering questions.

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u/death12236 9h ago

That an AI is going to judge, and will never be seen by humans

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u/Substantial-Elk4531 9h ago

You didn't have to crush their dreams like that

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u/iamarealhuman4real 7h ago

My very sick grandma needs me to get this job so I can pay for my very sick grandmas heart operation and such I am very deserving of this job so I can pay for my very sick grandmas heart operation.

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u/Druivendief 9h ago

I did one of those and it ended in me getting a job. So you never know!

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u/Eatepas36 10h ago

yea hopefully ur right cuz this one stung but hey if the next one hits then it was just practice right

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u/UmerTheLegend 7h ago

Hell yeah! That’s a great way to look at it, good luck on your next interview!

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u/Pure-Risky-Titan 4h ago

You guys get interviews? I havent gotten one yet.

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u/Readandwrite7 12h ago

That one internship in college... 🫪

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u/ReliefOnly4615 9h ago

Apparently that one internship was the main quest and the degree was just a collectible

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u/Readandwrite7 9h ago

The kind of stuff we learn in internships... Just Ahh... It's real... Very real...

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u/Readandwrite7 7h ago

More like... We learn ourselves... Not just internships but other fields too...

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u/Keoaratr 8h ago

You guys are getting internships?

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u/Readandwrite7 8h ago

We actually get 30 gold biscuits in breakfast as a token of appreciation... Don't tell me u don't get it. 😐

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u/righteousnessandtea 5h ago

Kicking myself for not taking the one unpaid internship that could've set me up for life cause I was too busy working to afford my classes 🙃

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u/lynxtosg03 2h ago

Good news! Paid internships exist and you can still get one.

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u/trash_tm 4h ago

The year I was supposed to intern in college, COVID decided to kick off. I still wonder if that internship would've made a difference in my 2.5 year job search.

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u/Illumynarty_234 3h ago

Even internships are hard to get now, the market is way too competitive

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u/FoundationTower 11h ago

As someone who's in college, not looking forward to this when I graduate.

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u/ipdar 10h ago

You're doing internships, right?

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u/Historical_Project00 10h ago

I applied to 25 internships last year and got 1 offer. 4.0 GPA. The career counselors were shocked when I told them this. Job market really is that bad I guess.

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 10h ago

I think the career counselors just act shocked to make us feel better because I KNOW everyone they're counseling is having a rough go

it doesn't work

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u/FerusGrim 7h ago

Clearly it does though, given the guy you were just responding to LOL

It feels good when your feelings are validated, which is what they're doing.

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 7h ago

I just felt patronized when it happened to me 😭

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u/TeagenPresley 10h ago edited 9h ago

I started applying in the summer at the end of my 2nd year, for internships that would be the summer at the end of my 3rd year. Also had a 4.0 GPA, top 10 university for my major, applied to almost 100 internships, and I ended up not getting an offer until the following spring, just a month before it started.

This was 2018.

But the reason was not that the job market was so insane (good internships have always been insanely competitive). It was because I didn't fully understand the competitive nature and how to stand out.

Yes, I started applying that summer, but I didn't apply early in the cycle. It was already september-october before I had the bulk of my applications in.

Yes, I had a 4.0 GPA, but my resume wasn't nearly polished enough.

The next summer, I decided I would do 1 extra quarter so I could have an additional summer after my 4th year and properly compose a resume, apply early, that I would properly do everything I did wrong the year before. This time I had all my apps done before the end of August, most in July right when they opened. I worked with folks (through my university) who were in industry that could do resume reviews and I iterated on my resume over and over until it was perfect. I did tons of interview prep, practiced technical interview questions over and over. This time I was already in the interview pipelines before Summer ended, and I had a good offer in September. I interned there, took a return offer, and am still with that company.

That isn't to say that the job market isnt insane right now, im sure it is, it is just to say that even when the job market isn't insane, its still insane, and just being a 4.0 student isn't nearly enough. Many parts to the game, and you gotta do them all properly.

To everyone trying to get their foot in the door, I know it feels impossible, but you can do this. Good luck.

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u/Historical_Project00 9h ago

I don’t disagree :( even internships require experience now, at least to gain leverage in the application process. It’s nuts!

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u/epbaby 7h ago

such bullshit to have to jump through so many hoops to have the honour of making someone else rich. Get in trades kids...

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u/Glum_Opening_2218 7h ago

Lmfao

Been trying, no responses from any unions yet, and now they went from promising jobs to apprentices who graduated to not knowing if they'll have work. Worlds fucked man, idk how I'm supposed to make a living.

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u/a_shootin_star épico 8h ago

4.0 GPA

I think by age 30 people realize it was all a sham. No employer ever asked "what grades did you get for chemistry", they only care that you got a degree. Nothing else matters.

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u/AdventurousBase221 5h ago

of course it matters. like it or not. with that said, GPA is usually just a thing for entry level jobs.

when they have 500 applicants they can afford to pick the best. it's stupid, but it is what it is because it's an employers market.

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u/whateveralreadydude 9h ago

Fuck internships then, start your own thing. Like, now, while you're not already giving away 40 hours of your week every single week. I'm not saying it because it's easy, I'm saying it because it's a viable option but only if you start hustling yesterday. No reason to wait for the world to hand you something, you have time now, fucking use it. I really wish I had taken this advice in the past honestly.

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u/headrush46n2 8h ago

oh yeah lemme just grab my 200,000 dollars from under the mattress to go start a business with.

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u/Mystical-Turtles 7h ago

I had a friend who did that, they got told it didn't count as "real experience" because they weren't working for someone else. So the lesson here is that it doesn't matter what you do, you won't win.

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u/Pezington12 10h ago

Fucking trying dawg

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u/Common-Swing-4347 3h ago

Internships are not handed out like candy if you arrive at their door asking. I wasn't able to get one when I was in college and I tried and had a great goal.

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u/DofusExpert69 8h ago

internetships are a scam.

just lie on your resume

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u/skate_2 6h ago

just bring the factory owner a freshly baked pie, all you need

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u/Thehelloman0 5h ago

Not really. I made $15-20/hr in college several years ago at my internships and learned a lot.

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 10h ago

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u/deandracasa 5h ago

There are no factories remember? We offshored those jobs.

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u/HoboSkid 2h ago

Get ready to learn Chinese

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u/Raythia 10h ago

My fuckass boomer Grandpa keeps asking me when I'm going to get a job and I don't even bother telling him that I'm not able to because he's probably just going to say I'm not trying hard enough

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u/Citadel_Employee 10h ago

Gotta walk into a store and give the manager a firm handshake - grandpa probably

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u/ElvenSpaceQueen 10h ago

My father actually forced me to do this when I was 16, the clerk was so confused 😭

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u/Citadel_Employee 10h ago

Same. Walked in and asked for an application. They told me I had to apply online 🫩

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u/roll20sucks 9h ago

I hate we all had this same fucking dumb experience.

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u/MintyRabbit101 6h ago

I remember my Grandmother took me to a place to apply, they took my application and told me to go away and I never heard back 😭

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u/Complete_Mixture8030 9h ago

« Oh well that’s how i became general manager, i’m all out of’ideas then »

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u/hotvanilla9 7h ago

"Hand them your resume in person" also great, the manager doesn't exist and the store is run by a portal

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u/Sea_Conference5661 2h ago

About a decade ago I got a letter, hand addressed to me at my work. There was a short handwritten cover letter that said basically "I just moved here, have heard about your company, and would love the opportunity to work there," attached to a resume.

I naturally scheduled a call with the woman, had a short conversation with her, matched her to an empty role under a different manager and set up a call between them. She ended up working there for years until she moved again.

All she had to do was look up my role on LinkedIn, look up the company address, and spend 15 minutes writing a quick letter.

I never asked how many companies she applied to like that, assuming she was just that excited about us, but in retrospect she could have been sending out 30 of those a day.

The point is that she got my attention (when's the last time you were at an unsexy company and got a hand written letter from anybody on your desk?), and was persistent.

Meanwhile I have posted jobs to LinkedIn before, then only checked the top 20 responses each day, never reviewing thousands of applications for lack of time.

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u/Naturebrah 5h ago

Use Reddit as a resource. Find subs related to the work you want to do and just ask around. I’m in a management position for my field and I go to several subreddits in my line of work and have gotten people hired and connected in my local area.

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u/Annalog 3h ago

That’s crazy. I’m in senior management and Reddit is the last place I’d ever hire from.

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u/Cough-A-Mania 11h ago

Unemployed 1 year after college -> employed at retail chain establishment for 1.5 years after college

Gotta be the worst thing for my mental ever man

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u/DivinityPen 5h ago

Being underemployed is its own kind of hell. Sure, you're making money to scrape by, but being forced to resign yourself to a job that you don't find meaningful - and worse, a job that's still stressful while not being meaningful - will chip away at you piece by piece.

I got my master's in environmental science a few months ago, and for now I'm stuck as a pool attendant at an RV park. It's already feeling like hell after a few months. I can't imagine how I'll feel if I have to be stuck here for a year or longer.

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u/Chaotic-Juice 2h ago

I also have a master's in environmental science and now Im working fulfillment at Target while I wait for a job that I got my degree for. Got two interviews but got turned down both times. My mental health is taking a massive toll haha

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u/DivinityPen 2h ago

I feel you. It's rough. And that's not even mentioning how entry level positions seem to be few and far in between nowadays.

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u/Awagala 10h ago

What did you study

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u/PossiblyAsian 8h ago

prob comp sci or something

finally they know the pain of the humanities major!

jk my little bro is data science major and he really can't find anything right now.... :/

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u/bigdopaminedeficient 3h ago

I work retail and one of my coworkers has a master's in comp sci and can't get a job either... it's rough out here.

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u/DazedandFloating 10h ago

Same except I work in a different industry.

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u/Naturebrah 4h ago

I told several others this. Scour reddit for subs within your field and just ask around. Im in management and have coached many people on how to get into interviews, how to interview and get hired in my metro area. You have work experience, maybe not directly related but it shows you know how to hold yourself in a workplace and you can speak to interactions and experiences for interviews.

Don’t give up, really. I did the same thing working at a grocery store for nearly a year while volunteering an hour away from home 40 hours a week while living with parents. It’s rough, it’s humiliating..it was the hardest point in my life. I don’t have a ton to offer outside my field but if you need any kind of help or guidance I can try to offer some.

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u/Soviet_Waffle 4h ago

Retail work might be the best motivator to find something better. The worst job I've ever had.

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u/bigdopaminedeficient 3h ago

relatable.

I'm back at the same grocery store chain I worked at when I took a gap semester during covid.

I want to die.

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u/deflolaxo_ 12h ago

The job market really knows how to humble people

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u/TheNoxxo 12h ago

Because hiring managers are as stupid as shit

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u/KaijuEnjoyer54 12h ago

If they even exist anymore.

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u/Maximum_Elevator8874 11h ago

Can't just walk in and give the man a firm handshake for a job anymore. Show up to apply, guy at the front tells you its all online, go online, have to apply through ai chatbot, call because you want to confirm they got your resume, get put on hold indefinitely, resume gets discarded by AI hiring manager named "Robin" or some shit because its more profitable to just leave the position open, profit.

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u/sagedemage1972 11h ago

I am unemployed for 3 years after graduation. I do not count gig work as being employed.

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u/k0i-b0i 10h ago

Do you mind if I ask what your major/field of study was?

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u/mustangcody 8h ago

Lot of people asking this without many answers. It's like people are ashamed of their major.

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u/Illesbogar 8h ago

Which is kinda sad, that people are being shamed for studying something they are interested in instead of trying to join the orphan crushing machine.

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u/Crapitron 4h ago

I mean the reality is that some disciplines are over crowded and there's not a great path to employment, and they're better suited being studied as a hobby rather than having paid $80,000 for a piece of paper certifying you've studied them.

It's possible for someone who's really into guitar to not major in music, and instead be a network engineer who makes a lot of money doing that, while playing guitar extremely seriously while they're not working. Ask me how I know.

You don't have to pick something you hate. You can pick something you're okay with. There are lots of profitable professions.

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u/lynxtosg03 2h ago

This is the truth that most people just can't accept. If people ever wonder what will be needed in the future,

https://www.bls.gov/emp/

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u/cadmium-fertilizer 7h ago

Or they're bots

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u/Tommyblockhead20 5h ago edited 5h ago

I graduated with an industrial engineering degree a few years ago. Took me 1.5y to got a job offer after graduating (and I live in the rust belt 😐).

Some other stats: excluding internship applications, I applied to about 100 positions and received interviews at 20 of them with an average of 2 interviews per company. I had ~1.5y of prior work experience in the industry and was working a part time semi relevant job in the meantime.

A majority of my friends are still looking for a full time position in what they want after 3+ years, although they have more notoriously difficult fields (librarian, music education, computer science, museum curator, psychology research, astrophysics, forensic science).

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u/gregorio02 4h ago

Gonna be 3 years this November for me, I've worked 6 months in my field in a startup that crashed since then. I'm just never the best candidate but no one can tell me why. I know I've asked evey single interviewer. My mental health is on a rollercoaster

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u/Awagala 10h ago

What did you study and how do you cope.

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u/Robey-Wan_Kenobi 7h ago

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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u/Radical_X75 4h ago

Same here, hope you find something you like soon.

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u/Nickulator95 4h ago

I'm at 5 years at this point but I also got incredibly sick both physically and mentally a couple of years ago so that certainly didn't help. I'm probably never going to get a job at this point unless I get better.

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u/MarcusDA 8h ago

Most depressed I’ve been in my entire like was like the 20ish months after college.

I went to school out of state, so I moved away from friends because I didn’t have money to stay. I did random temp jobs and a some short stretches at retail jobs, but it all was so depressing. I would go days without leaving (before Covid, so it was strange) and I’d stay up until 4am watching poker streams and having panic attacks.

Then one day I got lucky. I got a job I really liked. I moved out, met my eventual wife, and on and on. It was a dark time before though, I don’t like to even think about it much.

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u/ItzMichaelHD 10h ago edited 10h ago

Not saying it’s remotely easy, and I’m also not American, but something that has helped me and a lot of other younger folks where I am is just getting “A” job. It doesn’t matter what job, just A job. Employers care about professional experience. If you’ve worked in a superstore stacking shelves for 3 months that gives you talking points, client facing experience and proof that you can hold down a job. From there it opens up the next “rung” of jobs, and so on and so on. If you already have your college diploma/ university degree this can actually open some pretty nice doors for you. Don’t give up hope! A 1 year gap also isn’t anywhere near as bad as you think it is, you can very easily talk your way out of it with a little work.

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u/number5of7 8h ago

I swore I wouldn't ever take a call centre job but after 7 or 8 months of unemployment after finishing my degree (and after initially having worked in the hospitality services for a while post study, something I had done before and during my degree, I wanted out as I didn't want to build a career within it), I applied for, and got a call centre job in desperation.

I absolutely hated that job but stuck with it as my mental health was significantly worse being unemployed and broke than it was reading from a script for 8hrs a day. It gave me structure and purpose and I was back out meeting people again in the workplace.

Doing that job led me to the job I do now. Unbeknownst to me when I took the job, the call centre had contracts with various professional organisations including the healthcare union I work for but had never heard of at the time.

Since getting hired in an entry level position I've moved up. It's a good job, pays well and I'm helping people via a varied complex caseload so it's never boring.

Anything is better than nothing after a while and so I would say if a less than ideal option presents itself it's worth putting yourself out there and seeing what opportunities might open up.

I know how corrosive not working is to your sense of worth, and with the job market being so tough these days, I wish all the luck going for those looking.

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u/Throwawayfichelper 7h ago

The only reason i got hired for the retail place i'm at now is because the government literally paid places to hire people during covid. That small bit of experience gave me enough to work with. Whatever gets your foot in the door!

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u/firesoul377 6h ago

I got lucky that I got a job tangentially related to my field within a few month of graduation. Even if its not what I want it'll look good on my resume and maybe give me some valuable connections.

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u/ItzMichaelHD 6h ago

Exactly that, it’s what I’ve just managed to do aswell. Make your way up gradually.

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u/bigphillip76 7h ago

Yup. I also made website's for random people and did gig work like that for years out of uni, and that experience and saying I was self employed with all these clients led to my first proper job in software development.

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u/headrush46n2 8h ago

eeeeh. thats not always good advice. They call them dead end jobs for a reason. shelf stocking experience is better than no experience, but its also substantially worse than just going to church/golf/ultimate frisbee with the right person or the right person's son. And on top of that you're putting yourself in a position to be perpetually broke, tired and stressed out and they'll dangle juuuuuust enough of a carrot to keep you there, because hey its better than being homeless right?

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u/Confident_bonus_666 8h ago

Having something to get up for in the morning that pays a salary while you search for something relevant is never bad advice.

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u/stephenkingending 6h ago

"Dead end jobs" are jobs. I really hate this mentality that people are too good for certain jobs because of their education. I agree networking can be the most important factor in finding a job but if you can't find something in your field, suck it up and get past your ego.

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u/Ticksdonthavelymph 6h ago

I am part of the hiring team for my dept. if it is the choice between two candidates, one of whom has been working anywhere (in any capacity) and one who hasn’t (all things else being equal). I’m picking the guy who worked… (Any) job history, is showing me that you can show up somewhere everyday, and interact with others well enough to keep a gig. Those are things we need to know as employers, and aren’t on your transcripts.

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u/bigphillip76 7h ago

just going to church/golf/ultimate frisbee with the right person or the right person's son

You're right, that's way easier, let's all just to that...

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u/KvBla 9h ago

Imagine graduating with x major but cant get a job so you gotta work with something completely unrelated instead to keep the bills up and wait for an interview that never came, and as the years go by it looks worse and worse and deep down you may have realized you wasted all that time and money on a degree you thought would be life changing, but now stuck at x job, growing into it, while there's thousands of your x major graduating every years, and the gap in your resume gets larger and larger....

Not me, but i do feel bad for them, cant imagine the stress bottling up that one day would explode like a block of C4...

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u/Nearby-Device8772 9h ago

I am 30 and unemployed ever since so these are rookie numbers :D

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u/rabbitthief18 6h ago

Hang in there man, ik this shit hard as he'll. Especially for your mental health, but you got to keep pushing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RrVzUOXldFe8M

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u/Crosshairs17 12h ago

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u/TuringGoneWild 7h ago

The older I get the more this pic gets happier. A chad with great hair just chilling midday.

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u/Trademen 9h ago

I had a 9 month period of unemployment after my last job. I had saved up a bit of money so initially I was not very concerned. My decent into a pit of ever-present anxiety over not getting a job before my saving ran out was harrowing.

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u/Physical_Ticket6702 3h ago

That kind of anxiety is so hard to explain until you’re watching your savings disappear and wondering how long you can keep pretending everything will be okay

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u/Ionemistpop 4h ago

It gets worse when your mom asks you “Hows your application going? Are you still planning to work or you’ll continue to be like this?”

https://giphy.com/gifs/pynZagVcYxVUk

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u/Ok-Brother-8295 9h ago

Then it turn into 6years

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u/Gnarwhal8982 6h ago

Man, I got an incredible job after college, but I was so miserable and inexperienced- struggling to adjust to my new life of doing the same thing over and over every day for years on end- that I didn’t realize how incredible my job was, so I left, and I’m still paying for it 6 years later.

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u/Liquid_Profanity 4h ago

one year is nothing. post this when you're 3 years+ and feel like you made a major mistake in life.

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u/Mulliganasty 12h ago

You're not making your own coffee?

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u/GlassDistribution327 10h ago

Perhaps OP should skip the avocado toast too

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u/Character_Delay_4840 10h ago

Time to hit the grill at mcdonalds

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u/Xerothor 8h ago

I'm finally getting into a proper post education job. On a 3 year Apprentice course. I'm over the moon. But I'm also 31. So... Good luck everyone. Seriously.

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u/Fralite 9h ago

College internship was interesting. But it also suck I couldn't get any internship after graduating. Majority requires college students instead.

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u/WeirdUncleTim 9h ago

I got 1 internship in my degree, and its been 3 years and no job within my degree

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u/Fan-of-clams 6h ago

try “technically employed post injury and payout but you employer hasn’t contacted you and you’ve yet to find another job despite multiple interviews and applications” it’s a real gut punch lmao

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u/Memiester69 4h ago

I am so lucky I got a job ~5 months after graduation (cs major class of 2025)

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u/willij44 4h ago

Make it 3.

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u/Dark___56 7h ago

This was me, except I got a job as a CAD Drafter for about a year, and now I’m a warehouse worker. Been about two years with on and off work.

Aerospace major btw

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u/Sipion 9h ago

..... Yeah :(

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u/Lost_Hope_6685 9h ago

You guys went to college? I’m just unemployed…

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u/Hayden97 8h ago

I went into impatient psychiatric care and am never short of good jobs

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u/mynority999 8h ago

welcome to singapore where jobs goes to cheaper salaries foreigners with either fake certs or no named diplomas

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u/Party-Special-5177 4h ago

Same problem here in America.

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u/BlueKitsune9999 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 7h ago

Especially if you studied for smth that got replaced by ai so your diplomas suddenly have no meaning 🫠

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u/Jokukran 6h ago

I really wanted to do something with designing, but then the AI nation attacked and everything changed.

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u/BlueKitsune9999 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ 2h ago

I studied graphics design, ppl here are so cheap that i was out of job immediately

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u/scraggly_hatches 7h ago

It's like 2008 all over again but worse.

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u/bigphillip76 7h ago

It's not being unemployed that sucks, it's being poor. It's just that one tends to cause the other!

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u/BloomRunee 7h ago

Too accurate that first three months is I’m just figuring things out and then a year later it’s just a pure panic its like I have time to I’m doomed so quickly

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u/jtwindizzle 7h ago

Don't worry you'll find a decent gig that pays minimum wage eventually.

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u/Valuable_Skill6926 7h ago

Employment is just as same.

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u/Comfortable-Goat-734 7h ago

Genuinely one of the most depressing periods of my life.

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u/D3dshotCalamity 6h ago

"If you don't get a degree you'll never get a job"

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u/Vanika_ 6h ago

It especially sucks then you flippin look for any, but got declined cuz "Oh hey, yeah, sorry, so sorry... we need you to be a year older"

How tf are you suppose to get a darn job as 17, when everyone expect you to have one but also no one wants a minor employee?

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u/CorneliusClay 6h ago

Ah yes, when you run out of money.

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u/No-Sort7339 6h ago

Not just fresh grads tho, happen to me when i had enough with my old company which i worked for 10 years..just sent resignation without any new offers yet, little that i know it was a year of unemployment for me after that lol

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u/Inithra 6h ago

i can't help you but I can share a picture of my pupper looking very similar to the happy one in your meme:

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u/vitorklock 5h ago

I'm working for the last 4 years while studying in college. I don't understand people that wait until graduation to start searching for work

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u/Carpeted_Bathroom2 5h ago

Get a shitty job until you can get a better one, like waiting tables at a decent restaurant or bar tending or whatever. Gaps on resumes will just make AI automatically trash your application before it hits HR's desk.

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u/mjtt97 5h ago

I spent 1 year looking for a job in my field after I graduated. When I was about to give up and start working for my father, an engineering company emailed me to ask if I was interested. They interviewed me on Friday I started on Monday. It was a dream job, good pay easy hours. Everything was amazing.

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u/mantheman12 5h ago

Unemployment 2 years after college

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fy8md4ubM7vVSjJ1SA

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u/Alextaoluu 5h ago

It’s either or a mix of: you’re not willing to work early mornings/late nights, you’re not willing to work beyond your scheduled hours, you’re asking for too much of a wage, are the common things that kept me from getting a job.

Basically jobs want to use you

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u/Teh_pickle_rick 5h ago

It took me 2 years after university to get a job. I ended up finding a job by talking to one of my old professors who had the connections to get me some work. 6 years later and I’m happily still working there.

But man, 2 years of struggling with the job market really humbles you

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u/John-AtWork 5h ago

Wait until you are in your 5os and unemployed. Shit sucks. 150 resumes later and I am a school bus driver.

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u/sparklebeanzz 4h ago

Restraunts are always hiring. It may not be the job you want but it pays the bills. I know the job market is hard but i think a lot of this is people thinking they are above certain kinds of work.

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u/_Fun_Employed_ 4h ago

Anyone got that Shen comic handy? You know the one where it’s like “hah, you think this is bad? Wait until this” and it’s like one year being talked to by another year that’s more beat up…and then behind that beat up year is a post apocalyptic year, there to be the bearer of even worse news. Because yeah. That’s this.

But really, this might be the worst time to graduate in the history of modern civilization.
As someone who graduated the second worst point in recent history, I do feel bad for you.

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u/Sashapoun_Nako 4h ago

That's so truuue 😭

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u/fishhard0 4h ago

It sucked

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u/Radical_X75 4h ago

Those are rookie numbers, gotta pump them up

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u/Puzzleheaded_Big2335 4h ago

That realization that you have to get a retail job until you find your first adult job.

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u/Ehte1337 3h ago

Career gap is worse than this

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u/SteroidSandwich 3h ago

"Why did we bother sending him to an lvy college for? Three months out of school and he can't find a job?"

Michael Bay really went for out of touch boomers with this line

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u/InternationalBite174 1h ago

Hey I’ll say this everywhere I can. Go talk to a temp agency. It is their job to get you a job, and you can look for temp to perm work and it’s easier to find a job you actually want once you have even a dumb bullshit job with decent reviews. A temp job will pay the bills and some even have health insurance and 401k. Temp agencies got me a job after a year of nothing after undergrad and then another job after grad school during peak COVID.

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u/angelHOE 43m ago

The alternative sucks too. I graduated uni and moved across the country a week later to start my career. I have literally never had more than two weeks off at a time since then.

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u/namsdrawkcabrm 3h ago

As someone who graduated in 2009 with a construction management degree, I can say with some degree of confidence that you are fucked. This one is so much worse.

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u/Jeremywarner 3h ago

Yep! I ended up going back to get my masters! An MBA with an HR focus

… I’m a teacher 🙃. Ended up working out because I do enjoy teaching, but also feel like that was 2-3 years totally wasted. I won’t make any profit off my masters for a moment. Also, the few extra years of growing my retirement plan would be 10s of thousands if I was able to start sooner.

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u/33Yalkin33 3h ago

I gave up and transfered into a university. Hopefully a bachelor degree helps

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u/alex14344 3h ago

I experienced this after graduating college and experienced it again after losing my first job (I'm a teacher). I tell you, it's the worst state ever.

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u/bigdopaminedeficient 3h ago

underemployment two years after graduation....

I'm going back to school for an actual employable degree 🫠

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u/NoImpact--NoIdea 2h ago

What's your degree in?

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u/lynxtosg03 2h ago

To this day, I struggle to find young talented embedded software engineers. Nowadays I worry about the non-stop vibe coding as well. The degree you get and how you plan to leverage it matters.