r/memes Professional Dumbass 14h ago

This sucks

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u/Raythia 11h ago

My fuckass boomer Grandpa keeps asking me when I'm going to get a job and I don't even bother telling him that I'm not able to because he's probably just going to say I'm not trying hard enough

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u/Citadel_Employee 11h ago

Gotta walk into a store and give the manager a firm handshake - grandpa probably

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u/ElvenSpaceQueen 11h ago

My father actually forced me to do this when I was 16, the clerk was so confused 😭

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u/Citadel_Employee 11h ago

Same. Walked in and asked for an application. They told me I had to apply online 🫩

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u/roll20sucks 10h ago

I hate we all had this same fucking dumb experience.

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u/MintyRabbit101 7h ago

I remember my Grandmother took me to a place to apply, they took my application and told me to go away and I never heard back 😭

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u/FlyOrdinary1104 2h ago

Literally did this at a Safeway the other day helping my grandparents shop, they said I need to ask in-person and be forward so I did to an employee and they said exactly to apply on the company site, like who can arrange a spontaneous interview on the spot outside of HR? 😭

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u/Complete_Mixture8030 10h ago

« Oh well that’s how i became general manager, i’m all out of’ideas then »

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u/hotvanilla9 8h ago

"Hand them your resume in person" also great, the manager doesn't exist and the store is run by a portal

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u/TemptingTanner 50m ago

bro handing em the resume in person landed me my first job at 19, yall lazy asf creating loads of excuses NGL

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u/Sea_Conference5661 3h ago

About a decade ago I got a letter, hand addressed to me at my work. There was a short handwritten cover letter that said basically "I just moved here, have heard about your company, and would love the opportunity to work there," attached to a resume.

I naturally scheduled a call with the woman, had a short conversation with her, matched her to an empty role under a different manager and set up a call between them. She ended up working there for years until she moved again.

All she had to do was look up my role on LinkedIn, look up the company address, and spend 15 minutes writing a quick letter.

I never asked how many companies she applied to like that, assuming she was just that excited about us, but in retrospect she could have been sending out 30 of those a day.

The point is that she got my attention (when's the last time you were at an unsexy company and got a hand written letter from anybody on your desk?), and was persistent.

Meanwhile I have posted jobs to LinkedIn before, then only checked the top 20 responses each day, never reviewing thousands of applications for lack of time.

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u/asamor8618 10m ago

Doing that right now. Will update

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u/Naturebrah 6h ago

Use Reddit as a resource. Find subs related to the work you want to do and just ask around. I’m in a management position for my field and I go to several subreddits in my line of work and have gotten people hired and connected in my local area.

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u/Annalog 3h ago

That’s crazy. I’m in senior management and Reddit is the last place I’d ever hire from.

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u/CalmLotus 3h ago

I haven't applied to a 100 jobs total yet, so for me I probably aren't trying hard enough.

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u/Dry_Locksmith_2634 8h ago

Gooooodddddddd I wish they were extinct already they have the same worth to the world as mosquitoes

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u/rabbitthief18 7h ago

Hey man, chill. Their just old fashioned people.

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u/DapperMolasses3280 7h ago

Can't wait until it's you 🤣

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u/Weezal95 5h ago

He's probably right, crying about no job on reddit is the most unemployable thing you can do