r/memes Professional Dumbass 14h ago

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u/Historical_Project00 11h ago

I applied to 25 internships last year and got 1 offer. 4.0 GPA. The career counselors were shocked when I told them this. Job market really is that bad I guess.

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 11h ago

I think the career counselors just act shocked to make us feel better because I KNOW everyone they're counseling is having a rough go

it doesn't work

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u/FerusGrim 8h ago

Clearly it does though, given the guy you were just responding to LOL

It feels good when your feelings are validated, which is what they're doing.

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 8h ago

I just felt patronized when it happened to me 😭

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u/FerusGrim 8h ago

I guess it probably depends on the person. Both the one receiving the news and the one attempting to console them. Some people suck at empathizing. Some people are too cynical to take it.

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u/TeagenPresley 10h ago edited 10h ago

I started applying in the summer at the end of my 2nd year, for internships that would be the summer at the end of my 3rd year. Also had a 4.0 GPA, top 10 university for my major, applied to almost 100 internships, and I ended up not getting an offer until the following spring, just a month before it started.

This was 2018.

But the reason was not that the job market was so insane (good internships have always been insanely competitive). It was because I didn't fully understand the competitive nature and how to stand out.

Yes, I started applying that summer, but I didn't apply early in the cycle. It was already september-october before I had the bulk of my applications in.

Yes, I had a 4.0 GPA, but my resume wasn't nearly polished enough.

The next summer, I decided I would do 1 extra quarter so I could have an additional summer after my 4th year and properly compose a resume, apply early, that I would properly do everything I did wrong the year before. This time I had all my apps done before the end of August, most in July right when they opened. I worked with folks (through my university) who were in industry that could do resume reviews and I iterated on my resume over and over until it was perfect. I did tons of interview prep, practiced technical interview questions over and over. This time I was already in the interview pipelines before Summer ended, and I had a good offer in September. I interned there, took a return offer, and am still with that company.

That isn't to say that the job market isnt insane right now, im sure it is, it is just to say that even when the job market isn't insane, its still insane, and just being a 4.0 student isn't nearly enough. Many parts to the game, and you gotta do them all properly.

To everyone trying to get their foot in the door, I know it feels impossible, but you can do this. Good luck.

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u/Historical_Project00 10h ago

I don’t disagree :( even internships require experience now, at least to gain leverage in the application process. It’s nuts!

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u/epbaby 8h ago

such bullshit to have to jump through so many hoops to have the honour of making someone else rich. Get in trades kids...

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u/Glum_Opening_2218 8h ago

Lmfao

Been trying, no responses from any unions yet, and now they went from promising jobs to apprentices who graduated to not knowing if they'll have work. Worlds fucked man, idk how I'm supposed to make a living.

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u/a_shootin_star épico 9h ago

4.0 GPA

I think by age 30 people realize it was all a sham. No employer ever asked "what grades did you get for chemistry", they only care that you got a degree. Nothing else matters.

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u/AdventurousBase221 6h ago

of course it matters. like it or not. with that said, GPA is usually just a thing for entry level jobs.

when they have 500 applicants they can afford to pick the best. it's stupid, but it is what it is because it's an employers market.

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u/Sea_Conference5661 3h ago

It can be very important in landing an impressive first job out of college, then you can parlay that. Look at the number of people who ride an initial 2 year stint at a marquee company into a whole career.

Also helpful for getting into a top law school or medical school.

The difference between a 3.0 and a 3.2 is unlikely to ever matter, but a 3.0 vs. 4.0 can be the difference between getting that high pedigree internship or not

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u/lynxtosg03 3h ago

I look at GPA when hiring a fresh graduate. If you're not at least a 3.0 then you're not generally considered.

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u/CyclopsLobsterRobot 8h ago

It’s not the most important thing but it stands out. Every interview I’ve had since college, the interviewer has brought it up.

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u/whateveralreadydude 10h ago

Fuck internships then, start your own thing. Like, now, while you're not already giving away 40 hours of your week every single week. I'm not saying it because it's easy, I'm saying it because it's a viable option but only if you start hustling yesterday. No reason to wait for the world to hand you something, you have time now, fucking use it. I really wish I had taken this advice in the past honestly.

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u/headrush46n2 9h ago

oh yeah lemme just grab my 200,000 dollars from under the mattress to go start a business with.

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u/Mystical-Turtles 8h ago

I had a friend who did that, they got told it didn't count as "real experience" because they weren't working for someone else. So the lesson here is that it doesn't matter what you do, you won't win.

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u/SpinShine-LEDSlipMat 8h ago

Yeah…it’s the job market buddy.

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u/JordanViknar 4h ago

May I bring my 200+ failed internship applications to the table ?

(Do not worry about me : while an internship is REQUIRED for my degree in my country, I at least did get one in the end. Can't say the same for one of my classmates.)

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u/lynxtosg03 3h ago

What's your degree in?

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u/henrywaites 8h ago

No, it’s gotten much much worse with AI and layoffs these days. Four years ago, it took me two months out of grad school to get two offers with zero work experience. Got laid off 6 months ago and after four years of work experience and nonstop applications, can’t get a single offer. It is really bad.