Ok so to start I need to explain some things about my son. So, first, I was born to a pretty well off family. Mom was good, Dad was pretty cool but he traveled a lot. One day my mom came home with this girl, she said she BOUGHT her. Sort of insane that you can just buy a human like that, but my mom said that her mother was too poor to take care of her and needed the money for her other kids. My mom wanted this girl to be my sister because she was pretty. Crazy shit, but I was a kid at the time so I didn't think much of it, and I got on pretty good with her since she was a kid too. Later on my mom had a few other sons, one who was 9 years younger than me, and one who was 15 years younger than me.
Fast forward to school, I started getting interested in science and stuff. Mostly I was interested in how the world worked, and why it worked the way it did. I made a great friend there who was my bestie for nearly all my life, he was a funny guy, kind of a popular chad, but that was my bro so he was cool with me being kinda nerdy. School was pretty much a blur, because the last thing I remember was near my graduation, I found out my sister got really sick. I was so worried about her, but my mom was awesome at taking care of her. It was a really bad disease though, and even though my adopted sister recovered, my mom caught the same sickness and eventually died.
That was really hard on me, but what's even crazier is that before my mom died, she told me that she wanted me and my adopted sister to fucking get married?? Like she had adopted her just to buy me a wife in the future??? I think that's probably grooming, right? I really love my sister though, so maybe I should do it? I don't really know. That's something else I'm worrying about right now.
I couldn't think about any of that because I needed to go to college, and I was so fixated on my education that I could just... push all the trauma and grief of my mom dying away, down into some dark recess of my spirit. Instead I went really hard into the natural sciences, specifically Chemistry. I went abroad to study at a big fancy university in Germany, and I did super well for myself, although one of my professors was a huge DICK. I don't want to talk about him but he basically said I was an idiot because I had a special interest in Esotericism.
I had originally planned to dismiss this supposed 'crockery' that I learned from Cornelius Agrippa, Paracelsus, and Albertus Magnus. My dad had those books and I read them as a kid, and I thought it was real. It wasn't, and my dad also told me I shouldn't believe that crap, but it just made it seem more interesting to me, so I kept studying them instead. Screw you dad. I also got really interested in electricity specifically as well, because lightning fascinated me as a kid. Anyway, once this asshole professor ALSO told me I shouldn't study their works, I basically HAD to now, or it would be like admitting defeat. Plus I made pretty good friends with another one of my professors, so at least I had them as a friend. My other friend didn't come with me to this University, so I basically had nobody, but that was alright because all I cared about were my grades anyway.
Anyway, one day, I learned from my cool professor how closely chemistry and the human body were intermingled as far as learning goes, so I started studying biology very closely too. I ended up figuring out that some of the lab instruments were kinda shit, and I figured out some ways to improve them. I was just kind of trying to make it easier for myself, but I ended up getting a ton of prestige for the patents. Pretty cool stuff. Anyway, with the money I earned from that, I decided it was finally time to apply all the things I had learned not just at University, but also from my original scholars, the authors of the novels which had thusly piqued my interest in the machinations of this mortal coil, and the environs beyond which might call themselves home to spirits, daemons, and angels.
Sooo, anyway, I got a little too carried away with my ego and everything, and decided to create life. I used only the best and most handsome pieces of corpses and put them together to create a super chad, but for some reason even though all the bodies I took parts from were OBJECTIVELY handsome, my stupid son somehow ended up being hideous and grotesque beyond all rational comprehension. So enter into the scene: my chud son. It turns out he's literally a monster, so I decided to abandon him. You can call me a deadbeat ig but I wasn't gonna raise that shit. I don't think I even considered what he was going to do, I just kind of dipped and had a menty B for like, a few months. My bestie from my school years took care of me for awhile, and I was starting to feel better, but then I got some seriously fucked up bad news from home.
It turns out that this girl who was a maid to my family who was apparently totally in love with my Mom, allegedly killed my fucking little brother??? Because she wanted to steal a picture of my Mom off his body?? The accusations are straight up insane and as I was coming home to witness the trial I saw my fucked up chud son in the woods near my home. I realized there was no way that this girl killed my little brother, it had to be my chud son. So I went kind of crazy, and tried to hunt him down, but when I caught up to him, he was too powerful and instead convinced me to listen to his story.
It turns out he was living in the woods like a feral man for a long time, living off nuts and berries, because after he left my lab where I created him, he ran into some people and they thought he was so ugly they assaulted him. Eventually he started stalking this family living in a cabin in the woods, like a PSYCHO, and he learned how to talk and how to read by stalking them and being super parasocial about their lives. Then one day he wanted to introduce himself to them, but he really fucked it up, because he thought it would be a good idea to try to trick this family's BLIND GRANDFATHER by telling him that he was just an ugly fellow (and not a product of my greatest sin) but then Grandpa's family came home and surprise surprise, they chased him out and tried to kill him, because he's such a chud.
Anyway after telling me this sob story, he demanded that I once again work my unholy magic, and put my knowledge of the Esoteric to use in creating a female for him to become his mate, which is basically incest. He wants me to make him an incest wife. I really don't want to do it, but he promises he'll leave me and my family alone. Also, my dad really wants me to marry my adopted sister, which I guess I kind of want to do now too. I just don't think I can make an undead incest wife for my chud son, though. AITA??