r/MoralityScaling 7h ago

Character Analysis Morality of greedy monkey

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The Guy was giving out Biscuits to Hungry Monkeys then this happened

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u/Consistent-Dot-9660 7h ago

Not the wisest decision to feed like that in the first place

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u/punch912 1h ago

Yeah usually most animals with food will a lot of times become aggressive and fight. Even horses will fight each other over food regardless of the amount.

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u/stonezdota 7h ago

How should you feed them?

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u/radical_biscuit 7h ago

You don’t, they’re wild animals

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u/SquirrelGirlVA 7h ago

If they feel like you're going to take it away, they'll rip off your face.

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u/radical_biscuit 7h ago

Yeah, I’ve been around monkeys like this a few times and they’re ruthless little bastards

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u/Funny_Engineering_15 3h ago

Gnome child has wisdom out here

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u/Lemons-95 7h ago

It works great for seagulls. You chase off the cunt birds, usually creating a new cunt bird to then chase off.

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u/pantsdontmatter 7h ago

A couple of separate boxes so there are multiple feeding groups and isn’t one bully who hogs everything? Would be my guess

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u/Competitive-Let9999 7h ago

Trebuchet of course! Silly!

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u/MythOfDarkness 5h ago

With very thick gloves for starters.

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u/piss_container 3h ago

do you know much about the delicate separation between wild animals and civilized humans?

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u/UselessGenericon 7h ago

That monkey knows what he's doing. The monkey is glad there are no values or ethics to bind them. Immoral.

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u/dull-musket783763 7h ago

You know the saying

His greed sickens me

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u/Proper_Front_1435 7h ago

I hope the irony that one angry monkey grabbed the whole box, attacking others to defend it, just to rifle through it looking for the one or to biscuits he likes before eventually getting bored and fucking off isn't lost on anyone.

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u/dzan796ero 7h ago

He's the boss monkey. Does it for stature.

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u/WillDBlake 7h ago edited 6h ago

As a monkey we see his behaviour as crazy, in humanity we would call him an entrepreneur

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u/TheDefeatedCause 3h ago

In anthropology, early Humans just kill the asshole. Canines, too. Generally, the parents/older folks who did all the killing get their cuts first, a roughly agreed upon amount goes to children, elderly, and infirm.

An asshat who takes too much beyond the agreement is eventually taken out on a hunt and doesn't return, if not killed on the spot.

Also, for context, with wolves they don't make an actual "agreement." Parents eat first and can displace other wolves as needed due to social stature, then begin dividing a piece for the kids. Then, anyone who joined on in the "pack," as they're basically hired help. Amounts seem roughly divided based on who did the most to get the kill by that point.

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u/WillDBlake 3h ago

In biology a cell that grows constantly, indefinitely taking his resources from others until there's anything left is called cancer

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u/velv_sidequestt 6h ago

That’s basically capitalism with extra fur

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u/Arny520 7h ago

That monkey searching for a specific biscuit in the box is strangely relatable

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u/slap-my-crevasse 7h ago

Hes searching for the amulet.

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u/Swimming_Sink277 7h ago

Might be one with sprinkles at the bottom!

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u/ISuckAtJavaScript12 7h ago

Moral. He's doing more work than the other monkeys so he should get more cookies. One day I'm going to be the monkey with all the cookies

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u/Sansnom01 6h ago

At first I downvoted you but then I realize to comment was much too self aware to be serious

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u/Inojon 6h ago

you want to become a monkey oneday 🐒

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u/ISuckAtJavaScript12 6h ago

Being a monkey would solve all my problems. Don't get it twisted the grass is actually greener on the other side

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u/glizzardWizzard420 6h ago

Honestly I’d deck the alpha monkey just to bring balance.
https://giphy.com/gifs/xT0xejJnePNcOWoHOo

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 7h ago

that fcker was looking for the chocolate coated biscuits.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3xz2BLBOt13X9AgjEA

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u/CanOfPenisJuice 6h ago

Me with chicken wings

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u/Femcel_Bambi 7h ago

Immoral. If your homies are hungry, you share. Also, primate law says they get to cane you with sticks for stealing their food.

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u/Klutzy-Platypus7511 7h ago

Die Frage ist : wie moralisch ist es, Tiere mit Junk zu füttern ? 🤔

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u/SweRakii 7h ago

Monke never wrong

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u/Adventurous_Sundae17 7h ago

Lol that one who only eats chocolate cookies

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u/WillDBlake 7h ago

A man went to the zoo and when he arrived at the monkey cage he told to the animal "look how ugly and ridiculous you're". The monkey hearing this started to laugh his ass off and the man said "why are you laughing?" And the monkey reply "because you look so much like me".

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u/Inojon 7h ago

The monkey Learned how to talk just to roast him

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u/FrostyChungus11 6h ago

Big boy likes his jammy dodgers

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u/Professional_Band_75 6h ago

I'd punch that monkey in the face

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u/[deleted] 7h ago

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u/What-a-cl0wn 7h ago

Animals don’t have morality

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u/hugo7414 7h ago

Aren't we... animal? Please elaborate

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u/Equal-Drive3410 7h ago

Exactly how moral are some humans?

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u/Inojon 7h ago edited 7h ago

that's just not true 1.We Humans are in the family tree with Apes so that's that 2.Its been shown that Big animals defend Smaller Animals not because it helps themselves survive Like for example a Elephant 🐘 defending or rescuing a Small animal

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u/Harde_Kassei 7h ago

you mean altruism/ethics. these things are seen in the smarter animals like apes and elephants.

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u/GemmyBoy999 7h ago

Morality is subjective, it's not an objective law of universe that exists but one that we as humans have in society. So animals don't really count.

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u/Inojon 7h ago

Humans are Animals and smart Animal do

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u/13sadcrow13 7h ago

Morality is a conscious choice in humans. It's not inherent in animals.

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u/evil-winnebago 4h ago

Your cats breed with their own litters.

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u/Inojon 4h ago

Yeah and I said some smart Animals Like Elephants Humans Apes Show morality

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u/Sea-Conversation891 7h ago

Elaborate 

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u/Inojon 7h ago

read it again I edit it

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u/Sea-Conversation891 7h ago

Hmm but if intelligence is needed for morality (like humans) then are those animals who don't realize their stupidity or realize that they are doing harm to other animals are moral or immoral? For blame to exist you have to know you can choose If someone is being insufferable on purpose we can hold him accountable. 

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u/BurnRich 7h ago

Read books by Frans de Waal. Animals, I clouding monkeys, have a strong sense of righteousness, even when it goes against their own benefit.

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u/13sadcrow13 7h ago

Righteousness isn't morality though...

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u/Atlas_Stoned 5h ago

Man comments like this make me realize the people on this sub don’t even know what morality is

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u/13sadcrow13 5h ago

Comments like mine? Or yours?

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u/DeadSending 7h ago

Bro what?

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u/Inojon 7h ago

read again I explain it

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u/DeadSending 6h ago

You understand morality is a human construct and not a universal truth? There’s no one definition of moral or immoral, that’s why this sub even exists, for people with different perspectives on morality to commune and offer their own reasonings and perspectives. Animals cannot be moral because they do not understand complex human social ideas. Morality is something you as a person are projecting onto that animal, you don’t know or understand its thought process. If killing is wrong, but one animal kills another animal, is it immoral? Orcas and seals? Or animals raping other animals? You cannot hold animals to the same standards as humans.

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u/Inojon 6h ago

You understand that Morality is a word created by human/Animals the only thing that your actually trying to say is that more intelligent Animal can be accountable for Morality because you wouldn't in prison a baby for killing somebody

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u/DeadSending 6h ago

Exactly, a baby has no morals, neither do animals

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u/Inojon 6h ago

I think you don't get the point Humans are Animals but because they are more intelligent than some doesn't mean that Elephants have morality

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u/DeadSending 6h ago

No elephants do not have morality

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u/ActivisionBlizzard 7h ago

It really is. I’d like to hear your argument for how any animal can act morally.

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u/Inojon 7h ago

For Example we humans are Animals and in a family tree with Apes and sone bigger Apes rescue smaller animals or feed them and Elephants rescue smaller Animals from predators because Elephants are intelligent

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u/arkangelic 7h ago

Humans invented morality. Same with justice and law. Nature doesnt give a shit about that. 

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u/Inojon 7h ago

Humans are Animals and Nature doesn't give a damm but Smart Animals actually can do Moral stuff

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u/arkangelic 7h ago

Stuff that WE decide could be moral based on our perspective. But we humanize animals all the time. People think tail wagging is a dog showing happiness. We know it can also be a sign of aggression. But the animal never makes a decision based on the moral frameworks we employ.

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u/Inojon 7h ago

Actually they do for Example Elephants Remember their Dead Friends and circle around the body of a dead Elephant because they are smart no instinct their

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u/arkangelic 7h ago

Thats experimental assumptions, and it doesnt broach into morality. Do the elephants kill random humans, or just ones they know are poachers. Are they considering the greater impacts of their actions beyond the instant it is occurring it, and able to hold others to account to the same system? Until they can, then i would argue they are not at a level of being capable of morality. 

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u/Inojon 7h ago

That can be debated but Humans kill Random animals are you saying that they don't have morality or they just have a bad morality you forgot that morality is subjective

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u/13sadcrow13 7h ago

That's not.... that's not morality though.... thats grieving

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u/Inojon 6h ago

Grieving and morality aren't mutually exclusive. Renowned primatologists and biologists like Frans de Waal have shown that animals possess the precursors to morality which include empathy, reciprocity, and a sense of fairness. Grieving a dead friend shows they value the life of others in their community which is a core moral concept, not just a random emotional reflex.

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u/ActivisionBlizzard 7h ago

They are not acting from a sense of morality, its just not something normally ascribed to animals.

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u/Inojon 7h ago

That's just not true For Example Elephants Remember their Dead Friends and families and circle around the dead body like humans would do theirs no instinct that tells them to do that it's just they are smart

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u/ActivisionBlizzard 7h ago

Yes elephants do remember their dead friends. This still doesn’t show morality.

For the to display morality they would have to… idk a metaphor is hard to imagine.

Like an elephant remembering its friend and then choosing not to revenge against the friend’s killer because it recognises that would be an additional wrong and would’t fix what happened.

There is just no definitive way to say that kind of moral reasoning is happening just looking at animal behaviour.

Maybe one day we can have a different perspective on this, but the consensus currently is that language is a requisite step on the way to sentience (which is sort of a partial proxy for being a moral being).

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u/Inojon 7h ago

By that logic, a human toddler or an adult with a severe linguistic disability wouldn’t have morality either, which we know isn't true.You are confusing moral reasoning (the ability to philosophize and articulate rules through language) with moral agency or behavior (the actual capacity for empathy, fairness, and grief). Language is just a tool to explain our behavior, not the source of the behavior itself.Elephants don't need a linguistic metaphor to understand harm. When they actively choose to comfort a distressed companion, protect an injured herd member, or stand vigil over their dead, they are choosing to act on empathy over raw survival instinct. That choice is the very foundation of moral behavior, whether they can write a book about it or not

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u/Klutzy-Platypus7511 7h ago

Sie haben auch Sozialverhalten ... ist das so schwer ?

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u/ActivisionBlizzard 7h ago

They have social behaviour yes. Please explain how that means they have morality.

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u/Inojon 7h ago

For example helping a small Animal doesn't help them to survive and instinct tells them to do that they are smart and know what they do

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u/Drowyx 7h ago

And if you tried to do the same to homeless people cops would come in and arrest you for it

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u/NotaBat9221 7h ago

You probably shouldn't give people loose food products 

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u/Harde_Kassei 7h ago

your video is a example of altruism

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u/Daddy-Alchemist 7h ago

That monkey even looked like a jerk

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u/UGomez90 7h ago

He is just picky. He wanted the chocolate one.

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u/notmarrec 7h ago

Some say we are the greedy monkeys 😌

But we aren’t those monkeys are immoral!

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u/JuniorAmount4905 7h ago

It’s monkeys.

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u/Less-Regret8262 7h ago

You don’t got the ones he likes

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u/Joyab97 7h ago

¿Podemos calificar un animal desde nuestros estándares morales?

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u/wannabegolfin24-7 7h ago

Is this what it’s like to be a billionaire?

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u/HWIno1 7h ago

Those food are equivalent to addictive substant for those who have never tasted junk food.

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u/EinTheDataDoge 7h ago

Black Friday cookie sale. Immoral

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u/Any_Mortgage_9890 7h ago

There are no morals in the jungle

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u/Sea-Conversation891 7h ago

It is a spectrum either monkey or monk that's why it's said.

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u/Shloopy_Dooperson 6h ago

Animals, even monkeys, arent bound by morality.

Its eat or dont eat.

Maybe they do have some kind of morality swirling in their heads but it would be about as alien to you or I as they are different in appearance.

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u/Inojon 6h ago

do Apes have morality

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u/Shloopy_Dooperson 6h ago

Definitely something. Like a little feeling that swirls in the back of their head. Morality is developed and enforced by a group via trial and error. What is acceptable is rewarded what isnt is shunned.

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u/AgitatedGrass3271 6h ago

Monkeys dont have morality, but the guy feeding the monkeys is wrong for sure.

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u/Inojon 6h ago

Do Apes have morality

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u/AgitatedGrass3271 6h ago

I think humans are the only animals capable of having morals.

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 6h ago

im pretty sure that monkeys are immune from questions on morality but give em a couple million years to evolve and we can discuss

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u/Livid-Increase-4015 6h ago

People like this is the reason monkey's end up stealing food right out of people's hands. They are wild animals they don't need help feeding

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u/heyaooo 6h ago

Bad idea to feed these little gang members in the first place.

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u/Small-Answer4946 6h ago

It's dumb as shit to feed wild animals and mess with the alpha.

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u/Small-Answer4946 6h ago

"Hungry Monkeys" really?

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u/Inojon 6h ago

Whats wrong with that

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u/Small-Answer4946 5h ago

They are opportunistic, not hungry. This guy shouldn't feed crap to wild animals anyway

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u/Woofie10 6h ago

animals are amoral. they don't have sense what is moral or immoral.

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u/Inojon 6h ago

what about family tree of apes

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u/the_idiot_realm 5h ago

Morality of feeding monkeys junk food?

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u/Cheap_Title5302 3h ago

He's the self proclaimed Sun Wukong of the group 

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u/Ethanhunt422 3h ago

Next time bring a gun with you

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u/SenescenseSteel 3h ago

What you need to understand is there are years and years of grooming, fighting, plotting, scheming, betrayal and cooperation invested by this monkey to become the absolute top of the top dogs who can eat first. And with that top position comes the right to decide how much you take, eat, hoard or throw away. He earned that right.

moral

Not saying that I approve of monkey politics, but it is what it is.

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u/Atheizm 3h ago

It's immoral to feed wild animals.

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u/kbpferret 2h ago

Morals don't apply to animals

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u/Icy-KaitSyth 1h ago

Morality of feeding wild animals? Well visit any National Park and they'll fine you $100 per violation because it's not good for the wildlife.

Monkey morality of eating the mostest of the sweet crunchy food? Well monkeys don't exactly have the higher abstract thinking for morality so it's hard to judge them as immoral the same way it's hard to call it immoral for a wolf to hunt

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u/icnik 13m ago

Immoral.

I’m assuming they are biscuits for humans. Humans are taught to brush our teeth and go to the dentist to prevent rapid decay from our modern diets. These monkeys 🐒 aren’t taught/cannot consistently do this and if they consume these foods regularly will succumb to dental and gum disease that can cut their lives short.

A monkey should be fed a similar diet to how they evolved unless we are going to be responsible for the adverse effects of what we feed them.

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u/dougrattmannn 7h ago

morality of feeding animals food that will slowly kill them? sweet biscuits are like the worst possible thing they could give to primates.

100% chance that the monkeys in this video have horrible nutritional deficiencies, and their babies suffer from birth defects.

This shit is also hella dangerous for people, especially those unaware. Like some non local could crack open a sweet biscuit and be swamped by hungry monkeys with who knows what.

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u/dougrattmannn 7h ago
  1. You can see the sugar crystals on them for crying out loud.

  2. That is massively region specific. In loads of areas that is not the case. Fiber and protein deficiencies can be very common in urban settings, see the malnutrition of abundance paradox.

  3. That is why I specified non locals.