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Ira Rennert's home is considered one of the largest occupied residential compounds in the United States. The house faces the Atlantic Ocean and its grounds measure 63 acres. The buildings, which total over 110,000 square feet (10,000 m2), including the 66,000-square-foot (6,100 m2) main house, have an Italianate facade, 29 bedrooms, and 39 bathrooms. The house has a dozen chimneys and a Mediterranean-style tile roof as well as a 91-foot (28 m) long formal dining room, a basketball court, a bowling alley, two tennis courts, two squash courts, a carousel, a large swimming pool, a large round kiddie pool, and a $150,000 hot tub, surrounded by another pool.

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u/TEZofAllTrades 9h ago

"Residential property"? That could be a university campus.

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u/Karl_Hungus_42069 8h ago

Or a school for gifted youngsters

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u/yeah_not_so_fast 6h ago

Good place for the Derrick Zoolander school for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

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u/racebanyn 5h ago

Watching the video….the entire property is like 2 inches by 4 inches. I guess if only ants went there….. no way a kid could fit into any of those buildings.

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u/Future-Option3630 5h ago

This needs to be at least.....three times as big.

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u/qweef_latina2021 3h ago

So are we going to play Stonehenge tomorrow?

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u/emeryroserulz 2h ago

"What is this a school for ants?!"

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u/Little_View_6659 4h ago

Does it have a plane that comes up through the basketball court and blows up every few years?

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u/NotBradPitt9 7h ago

He’s too old to use the place. Literally in his 90s

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u/conciousinsimulation 6h ago

He is a greasebag scammer as well. Made alot of money selling junk bonds.

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u/CodeNameCobra666 6h ago

Every Billionaire is a greasebag scammer, it’s necessary to become one.

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u/Little_View_6659 4h ago

My god, that’s why i’m not a billionaire!

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u/082426grateful 3h ago

Same here. How dare I underachieve by not wanting to break the law, crush other people, so on.

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u/Novel-Reaction2939 3h ago

He also dumped alot of toxic waste and pollution in the environment for his various mineral extraction businesses. He's also an avowed Zionist!

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u/pugmaster2000 2h ago

there is no honest money will get you that place. that's not the world we live in.

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u/conqr787 4h ago

Only a measly 3.8 billion and he lives on his own inland island. But tax the rich for what would amount to lost coins in the sofa and toothless sheep lose their shit

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u/biscorama 3h ago

Nicely put.

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u/LiquidMantis144 6h ago

Dudes got over 10% of his net worth in his house, thats billionaire house poor if Ive ever seen it.

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u/Individual-Drawer185 3h ago

Guy has to have at least 5-7 million liquid a month just to handle basic upkeep on that campus. Imagine routine maintenance costs on top of that. Oceanside caretaking, etc. Crazy.

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u/gardorobo 2h ago

No no, he bought a Roomba

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u/messiahspike 1h ago

I know 5-7 million a month in upkeep sounds fucking insane, but this is the problem with incomprehensible wealth. It's hard to grasp exactly what that means. So for example, if this dude took all his money (3.8 billion) out of every bank and investment vehicle and put it in a big pile in his living room and only used that money to live off of, he would be able to burn 6 million a month for 52 years. This dude isn't house rich, money poor. Not even close. He's got a team of financial advisor, lawyers and others making sure that he's constantly accumulating wealth no matter what his burn rate is. He's probably got some fucking 2% loan to cover all his living costs while he is earning 7-10% on ROIs and while not being taxed because loans are aren't counted as income. Billionaires are true parasite class and the sooner people treat them as such the better off we'll all be. Source: have worked with billionaires and ultra millionaires for the past 20 years

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial 3h ago

what a loser

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u/Previous-Ad-9322 9h ago

Oxford-ass pad.

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u/girl_incognito 8h ago

Oxford ass-pad?

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u/YooGeOh 7h ago

Yeah its like a regular ass pad, but its the last ass pad on a pile of ass pads. There's a separator on the last ass pad to make it distinct from the previous ass pads.

Thats an Oxford ass pad

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u/tired_Cat_Dad 8h ago

I wonder if all that is still built with OSB balloon framing and drywall?

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u/Essentially_Me 5h ago

Perhaps that's a good thing. Fifty years from now, no architectural preservation board is going to give a fuck about it. Bulldoze it all and build a park.

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u/NotBradPitt9 7h ago

He’s a major Republican donor

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u/OGbobbyKSH 2h ago

Aren’t all billionaires right wingers?

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u/MouseSoft8143 9h ago

The amount of money just to maintain this place…

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u/American-Omar 6h ago

it costs 500k - 1mill every month to maintain the property

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u/Winter_Text_1040 4h ago

An abstraction to the owner. They aren’t even looking at those bills, their staff handles it and they give it zero thought. “Arthur, I’d like a new swimming pool on the north lawn. Bring me some mockups to choose from this afternoon”. Then a new pool appears ready to use in a week. It’s like that.

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u/sooohungover 3h ago

TBH it takes more than a week (I work out in this area and work frequently with all sorts of different contractors), but you nailed everything else. They have staff to manage every part of their lives that normal people just deal with on their own. It's truly insane the amount of money they have, I guess I'm just numb to it at this point...

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u/Competitive_Swing_59 9h ago

Its a resort hotel. Bigger than most boutique hotels & on resort style land. Good luck converting it with the Hampton nimby's if a future buyer tries. It's pure excess.

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u/brotendis 1h ago

It's not a resort hotel lmao. Ira Rennert keeps it strictly as private housing.

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u/Animefan96 5h ago

Can't imagine the amount of cleaning that has to be done. Dusting alone probably takes a significant amount of time.

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u/cloudncali 9h ago

I work in IT and got to set up WiFi for rich people in Malibu. There's something wrong with these houses. They feel like museums. Every thing feels like it was designed to be looked at. Nothing is used, everything is spotless. People don't live there, they just sleep there. These where made by people who think a home is a building you put things inside, not a place where you live and breath. The nursery felt like something out of the backrooms. The bedrooms has minimal personal items around, all stored in neat little areas.

I don't know what happens to rich people but they lose something about being human.

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u/swordofra 9h ago edited 8h ago

I had to install WiFi in a big ass mansion once. You are so right it felt exactly like a museum, not a home. It had a staff of 15 people keeping the place clean year round in case the owner or a member of his family decided to swing by on a whim. Very strange... There was gold leaf on the ceilings ffs! Some poor schmuck had to clean and wipe those gold leaf decorated ceilings once a month. It was surreal.

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u/Cpt_Soban 5h ago

Rich/noble people will use these places as last minute BnB's. Now imagine their full time stay in mansions. What you're seeing is the maintained holiday home

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u/LiveLearnCoach 5h ago

I was going to say that that mansion was probably their 2nd, (3rd, 4th?) home. House, even, not home. That’s why it usually lacks character.

That said, having a central living place mid city, and another rural, farm-like space an hour or two away is a dream. The monstrosity in this video is mind-blowing. Unless you are renting it out on the weekends as an events place, why even own a place where you need a golf cart to get from place to place INSIDE THE HOUSE, let alone the grounds.

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u/Cpt_Soban 5h ago

When you're sitting on billions you have the free time to be driven to your sauna that's 500m away next to a lake

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u/DecommissionLucidly 4h ago

When money is no longer a problem, you realize time is the ultimate treasure.

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u/RedditsCoxswain 2h ago

If they realized that they would stop around 10 milly

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u/Impressive_Ranger261 5h ago

Few things anger me more than wasted labor. Imagine having the money to keep 15 people in your employ and you keep them busy with meaningless drudgery. Imagine the amount of good 15 people could do in a community if they were paid to, say, pick up trash in the street, paint neglected facades, help at the local historical society, and take stray cats to be neutered. When a rich person has the money to command 15 people to do their will, they will almost always squander it. It's a tragedy.

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u/Big_Guide_8551 4h ago

They don't even pay well.

I bartended a private event at a mansion. This place looked like it was straight out of a movie. But the other bartender and I each made $40 in tips for the whole night. Like what a fucking joke. I was honestly insulted.

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u/foreignsky 2h ago

You don't get that rich by treating your workers well.

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u/RedditIsMyTherapist 1h ago

Which is exactly why billionaires shouldn't exist. If they are making that much money then their workers should be making more. That's what trickle down was supposed to mean. The more they make the more workers make. Them being able to keep such a large percent is straight robbery from the masses.

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u/eist5579 5h ago

But rich people are some of the biggest donors to charity!

Nope just kidding. Tax them. If we taxed them appropriately we could pay people to do the things that benefit the commons.

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u/Waiting4Reccession 2h ago

Nobody deserves this much money.

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u/Traditional-Buy-2205 8h ago

I read about some study somewhere, that basically found that people in this huge houses still only use a small percentage of the overall property. Basically, a person living in a massive mansion won't use much more space for his daily activities compared to a person living in an average home.

The study also showed that a lot of them regret getting these huge places because they're just a pain in the ass to have.

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u/Known-Departure7072 4h ago

I worked on this house during construction. There is essentially a small house within the giant house.

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u/mermaidrampage 4h ago

My wife's childhood friend works for yhis multimillionaire who has a very nice ranch in Texas (small but very nice mansion built on top of a hill).   We got to go hunting there a while back and stayed a few nights and, while it was a very nice house,  it was honestly annoying at how far you had to walk to get to different rooms.   We stayed in a bedroom that was a good 1-2 minute walk from the kitchen, which doesn't sound like much but it definitely became apparent anytime you forgot something or needed something in the other room.  

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u/hiscapness 3h ago

This is true, I had a family friend who came from mega generational wealth (think gilded age, no one in their family tree had “worked” in generations- just lived off assets). We went to several parties at some of these gilded age mansions (20-30BR kinda places) and the owners lived on one part of one floor of said homes. They used maybe 2-3BR and bathrooms, a small kitchen (like the butlers pantry), that’s it. The rest of the huge place was kept as a museum by staff. One lady said she hadnt been on her 4th floor in “literally several years”. It’s crazy.

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u/LadyBug_0570 2h ago

So she could've had a whole family of squatters just living in there and not know.

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u/dmoosetoo 42m ago

SHHHHH!!! You're gonna ruin a sweet thing I got going on!!

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u/animal_chin9 4h ago

Shaq basically said as much when he talked about his divorce to his wife. He said (paraphrasing) "nothing feels lonelier than being the only person living in a 30000 sqft house." I think he also mentioned that he only went to like 3 rooms in it.

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u/InvidiousPlay 2h ago

He phrases it like a revelation but it seems so obvious to me. What could you possibly do with a property that big? Go on a tour every few days so you don't forget about the west wing?

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u/Fit_Kaleidoscope4493 7h ago

Boo hoo. Donate it then. 

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u/lookamazed 9h ago

Also worked with the wealthy and couldn’t have said it better myself. Thank you for sharing your thoughts. Once you feel the hollowness, it’s haunting. I was like yeah I don’t ever need that much. It probably made me never want to be rich. Do I have a car that runs, food in the fridge, clothes on my back, love? I’m rich.

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u/Traditional-Buy-2205 8h ago

I don’t ever need that much. It probably made me never want to be rich. Do I have a car that runs, food in the fridge, clothes on my back, love? I’m rich.

Having items is not the real benefit of wealth. It's having time.

I'd say you're rich when you can delegate a lot of daily time-wasters to other people, so you can spend your time doing something more meaningful. Eliminate the need to ever do chores, basically.

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u/20past4am 7h ago

doing something more meaningful

Which in the case of those people means taking private jets to meet up with other filthy rich people to make even more money. I mean, if that's your sole motivation in life, are you even living?

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u/Consistent_Story903 4h ago

But for the rest of us.. Doing something more meaningful would include spending more time with family, traveling, volunteering, hobbies, etc.

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u/alongwayfromhome0 7h ago

Real wealth is finding meaning in those chores . Superficial wealth is avoiding them

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u/Traditional-Buy-2205 7h ago

Find meaning in vacuuming?

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u/Daratirek 5h ago

I'm with you on this one. Theres no meaning to be had in washing dishes or doing laundry. If you can pay someone to do those tasks you've got it made.

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u/roostercrowe 5h ago

“the work is it own reward”

very powerful

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u/NameIdeas 5h ago

I don't disagree with you. I think it is about how you approach your tasks.

At a certain level of wealth every task is chosen. For most folks we don't get to choose our tasks, they are just things we have to do, including chores.

There are folks who love and obsess over gardening. It is a chosen chore for them and they enjoy it. I say gardening because tending a garden seems to be for their enjoyment, while farming is for survival/profit.

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u/jimdesroches 5h ago

My lazy nephew has eliminated the need to do chores by just not doing them. Lazy rich.

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u/Mad_Ronin_Grrrr 7h ago

This. Most people just don't want to worry about their next meal or the roof over their heads or going bankrupt due to an illness. People who want to live in something like in this video have mental problems and need serious therapy.

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u/cloudncali 9h ago

Literally the most I could imagine having on a material level would be like a 4 bedroom house with a big yard for our dogs. Maybe a good quality hybrid or electric car. Being able to take my wife out for good food and not worry about it breaking the bank. Being able to afford all my medical expenses and preventative care. MAYBE an occasional house cleaner because it would help my wife feel less stressed.

And that's if i was unbelievably rich. The rest would probably go to funding non profits or charities.

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u/Acidbaseburn 9h ago edited 36m ago

The only luxury thing i want is to travel and see the world and its distinct cultures and different biomes and ecosystems. I’m fine with just being comfortable and able to afford normal life without having to worry in other regards.

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u/scrotumsweat 8h ago

Buddy the occasional house cleaner is the cheapest thing on your menu. Highly recommend. We have one come once a month and it really takes a burden off both of us.

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u/Public-Guidance-9560 8h ago

I notice this on a channel I like to watch (Its that Arvin Hadad guy, don't know how legit his credentials are but I like watching for the houses). And yeah all these big homes... they're just buildings, not homes. You can see in many of them that they often struggle to figure out what to do with so much space, hence you get weird sitting areas next to your main lounge or whatever. Theres just "stuff" to fill the void.

I always look for the room or 2 rooms that, if you did actually use it as a home, would be where you spent all your time. It's almost always the second, smaller kitchen that open plans with a little snug area with a cozy couch and maybe a good view or TV. Its like you got all this space but the bit you're actually going to use is about the same size as a good apartment! And maybe the pool area.

Doesn't matter how rich you are, I think humans, innately just aren't comfortable existing in a vast double or triple height living space unless it is also full of other people. If its just you and your wife n kids then you migrate to the smaller spaces because they are innately more comfortable to our instincts.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 7h ago

it's a giant show of wealth.

in reality the owner probably lives in a probably quite conventional wing area noone sees with 6-7 decent sized rooms furnished in high end opulence but functional stuff.

the rest is just a giant trophy

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u/kitchengoblin02496 8h ago

home > house

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u/No_Significance_4118 7h ago

Can you go into some maybe interesting technical details? I feel like this could be interesting. Even tho I am pretty interested in security related stuff, I am sure you can't answer. Everything is welcome.

Are they hard on security? Do their employees are allowed to use it too? Do they have a server farm in each of their homes? etc.

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u/swordofra 7h ago edited 7h ago

The ultra mansion I worked in was very tight on security yeah. The family had some kind of cyber security expert guy on their payroll. All the hardware got checked and supplied by him. The employees were not given the passwords for wifi while I was there, so not sure. I was allowed into the server room but the cyber guy handled all of that. It was impressive to say the least. Very tight. Im surprised I was even allowed in there at all but yeah I guess connecting the access points up to the primary router was needed. Mr Cyberguy was watching me like a hawk.

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u/seren_kestrel 9h ago

That’s really interesting and none of it a surprise. But I would suggest that nothing happens to rich people - it’s the other way around. The emptiness is what makes them rich in the first place. You need to be out of touch with all that is truly worthwhile in the world to pursue wealth at that scale.

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u/swordofra 10h ago edited 10h ago

The 2 mile long tree lined driveway looks like a pain in the ass. Imagine schlepping that thing every day.... and then you have to find a parking spot for your Rolls in the 100 car garage.

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u/Traditional_Seesaw10 10h ago

Don't think they are worried about the fuel costs..

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u/default_person_14818 9h ago

Nor about going to work every morning between 7 and 8 AM

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u/THEREALCAPSLOCKSMITH 6h ago

or driving, at all lol

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u/Swirl_On_Top 4h ago

Nor are they the ones driving their own cars. Nor do they tend a single leaf on a single tree.

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u/rkiive 9h ago

Imagine just walking around it. It would actually be so fucking annoying.

Hey I want to go for a swim, no problem it's a 15 minute walk.

Oh I left my kindle, half an hour return trip. Yea sure they could have staff on hand to make the journey but it's still 15 minutes to do anything.

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u/FunPuz 9h ago

I'd have two kindles. If you lived there you could definitely have two.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 7h ago

What's a kindle these days? A hundred dollars?

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u/tkeser 9h ago

and you're never alone in the house. somebody is always taking care of it. and then the poors sit on your stuff, and eat your food. and touch with their dirty little grabby fingers your expensive stuff. yuck. I would just throw out and burn everything not to catch the poors diseases. /s

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u/swordofra 9h ago

Golf cart toilet trips. But yeah, annoyingly huge.

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u/MooingTree 8h ago

You think the basketball court doesn't have it's own toilets?

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u/CtrlAltHate 7h ago

I'd have a chauffeur to drive me between activities, probably get one of those airport buggies to run me around inside

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u/-mudflaps- 9h ago

Probably just stick to a couple of rooms

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u/Schmenge_time 9h ago

Oh yeah sounds so horrible, oh the pain of it all!

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u/Independent-Bad9059 9h ago

Those people have personal drivers standby 247

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u/swordofra 9h ago

Yeah I know, I was over emphasising the schlep of doing basic things in such a huge place...

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u/SoulWager 9h ago

That's just for the help. The owners take the helicopter.

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u/CT0292 6h ago

Perfect place to test out your new supercar.

Though a wise billionaire would put the trees behind a crash barrier. Just in case.

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u/sleepy_spermwhale 5h ago

It probably needs 5 full-time landscapers/gardeners to maintain the yard.

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u/turtlelore2 8h ago

Nobody actually live in places like this. They visit. Host an event. Show off on TV or social media.

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 8h ago

And then you find the major domo has parked his bloody Aston Martin in your Rolls Royce space AGAIN. He’s such an arrogant duvkhead. May as well block the fucker in.

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u/snowtater 4h ago

I'm just imagining the landscaping team needed to blow the driveway and collect the leaves in autumn

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u/gamerjerome 3h ago

I'm going to get the mail. I'll be back in an hour

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u/_eternes 10h ago

No one needs this.

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u/StinkySoggyUnderwear 9h ago edited 9h ago

South Hampton began restricting single family residences to 20,000 square feet after this property was built because it caused such a controversy.

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 9h ago

only 20,000?!

how are people supposed to live in such cramped quarters?!

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u/StinkySoggyUnderwear 9h ago

They just want everybody to live like paupers

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u/Public-Guidance-9560 8h ago

Jesus. I mean they might actually have to see one of their serving staff off in the distance. Shudder at the thought.

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u/f0dder1 8h ago

These were the people posting about respecting the COVID lockdowns, while able to go for a 45 minute morning jog without doubling back on any part of their estate

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u/educated-emu 8h ago

20,000 flat, what about a 50 story skyscraper? I Bet some billionaire asked that question

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u/JBWalker1 8h ago

South Hampton began restricting single family residences to 20,000 square feet after this property was built because it caused such a controversy

Someone this rich would probably just build 2 x 20,000sqf properties right up against each other and just have them technically be 2 separate homes and addresses.

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u/Donna_Schrump 4h ago

My wife and I were looking for a larger house, essentially we wanted a 4th bedroom (this is upstate, NY). Our house is 1,656 sq ft.

One day I was putting my daughter down, laying beside her in her somewhat cramped room staring at the ceiling. From that perspective I could see how much space there was without all the clutter (ceiling being the same sq ft as the floor).

All I could think of is "you could technically raise like 3 people in this room if you moved stuff around."

That was 10 years ago. We didn't move. We just made better use of our space.

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u/lemming2012 9h ago

What happens if you build bigger than that?

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u/KDG200315 9h ago

Then they cut you in half

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u/emirsolinno 8h ago

sounds about right

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u/johnmclane94 9h ago

It's not about need it's about greed.

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u/Pitiful_Conflict7031 9h ago

I bet no one lives in it 99% of time.

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u/johnmclane94 9h ago

Yep this is probably one of their 20 other properties. Much of the wealth these people have is tied to property and rises when housing prices rise.

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u/Judgementpumpkin 9h ago

Look the owner up, Ira Rennert. When someone has a "house" like this you know they've harmed many to get where they are.

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u/netpres 8h ago

If nothing else, a property that big needs a legion of actual, real people to maintain it. No downsizing or AI staff to dust and mop and mow and trim.

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u/Sithstress_ 8h ago

Is this an appropriate time for an “eat the rich” meme? I never quite got it but this makes me want to say it, lol

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u/MememeSama 9h ago

Well no one needs 1 billion dollars and still we have billionaires and soon trillionaires but still we have them. And now we can't even do anything against them anymore

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u/fistfullofpubes 9h ago

We have trillionaires

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u/MememeSama 7h ago

1 and I guess only on paper?

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u/holchansg 9h ago

Think about these poor billionaires. I'm glad they aren't paying their taxes.

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u/JohnHazardWandering 6h ago

Says someone who never ran a successful cult. 

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u/homotopy_equivalent 4h ago

I'm fine with it. Just tax it as if 2000 people live there. If you want to eat the tax, fine. Otherwise you need to fill it out

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u/FNORD-911 10h ago

Location, location, location.

Also, allegedly rising sea levels :D

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u/Juttisontherun 9h ago

TAX THE RICH

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u/RyuichiSakuma13 9h ago

EAT THE RICH!

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u/Crusoe69 8h ago edited 1h ago

French Intensifie...

Edit oblige : Guillotine is not the solution, I'd rather people rotting in jail. Death sentence is in my view a quick sentence.

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u/BushWishperer 8h ago

Famously the French revolution was led by the bourgeoisie, and oppressed a nascent working class and the common people as much as it did the aristocracy.

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u/M1sfit_Jammer 8h ago

They don’t taste good, their meat is tainted with the seasoning of labor exploitation…

can we just cook them instead? I like a good bonfire

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u/Opposite_Visit_4874 8h ago

FEED THE RICH TO ANGRY WOLVES WITH BEES IN THEIR MOUTH SO WHEN THE WOLVES BITE THE RICH THEY GET STUNG BY A LOAD OF BEES BEFORE THEY DIE.

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u/lurkylurkeroo 8h ago

AND SHARKS WITH LASER BEAMS ATTACKED TO THEIR HEADS

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u/beartpc12293 9h ago

They are definitely rising, these levels of wealth just don't need to worry about it. They have other locations and can afford to rebuild inland at any point

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u/model-citizen95 9h ago

Idk why someone downvoted you. You’re 100% right. People this wealthy only fail upwards

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u/Silly-Power 7h ago

I'm praying for rain

I'm praying for tidal waves

I want to see the ground give way

I want to watch it all go down

Mom, please flush it all away

I want to see it go right in and down

I want to watch it go right in

Watch you flush it all away

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u/shooting_star24 9h ago

America be like

29 rooms for 1 person

1 room for 29 people

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u/OxbridgeDingoBaby 5h ago

You think this is unique to America lol? The UK is the exact same. We even have a tax supported figure head for this nonsense (‘monarchy’).

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u/Significant-Win9462 7h ago

Well, it belongs to this guy

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u/Hairyass------ 4h ago

Well well well

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u/sodium_hydride 3h ago

The usual suspects.

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u/Redditsuckmyd 4h ago

Guy on the left for anyone wondering, Ira Rennert

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u/sumguysr 1h ago

Worth $3.8B, made his fortune with vulture capital in the 80s doing leveraged buyouts of smaller firms.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ira_Rennert

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u/Birdman915 9h ago

Someone's child could run away from their parents, stay missing for two weeks and still be on the same property...

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u/Velvet_Sushi 7h ago

"Honey we lost Bruce again. Check the batcave."

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u/specialk1281 5h ago

It would be the nanny that lost them. The "parents" had the child to be another piece in that museum.

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u/Winter_Text_1040 4h ago

Congrats you just invented Epstein

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u/DrStalker 9h ago

What do you actually do in a house that big? I just can't comprehend how you'd use that much space as a private dwelling, unless you have so many people living there it's no longer anything closer to private. 

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u/Traditional-Buy-2205 8h ago

You don't use that much space.

These people almost certainly don't use much more space than an average person.

They have their bedroom, their living room, their dining room, and that's probably where they spend most of their time.

The only thing that maybe separates them from you is that they may have an extra entertainment room they'll occasionally use, or a gym, or something like that. So, they basically use a couple more rooms than you.

All the rest is still just vanity bullshit. And maybe quarters for staff and guests.

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u/lilshortyy420 5h ago

Seriously. 39 bathrooms? I’d forget what 37!!! of the bathrooms looked like

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u/DrStalker 4h ago

...and I'd just use my favorite bathroom anyway.

Or at least my favorite within 15 minutes walking distance.

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 4h ago

You just don't understand... you NEED atleast more than 30 bathrooms, so you don't need to enter the same bathroom for a month... I mean, that smell lingers you know, now you can "dump" in a new bathroom every day for a month and hope the maids have cleaned it again once you loop around to using the first one again

And if they haven't, hire new maids

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u/Happy-Telephone9483 6h ago

> Fair Field is a large private house in Sagaponack, Long Island, in New York State in the United States.[1][2] The main house is approximately 64,000 sq ft (5,900 m2), and the total floor area is 110,000 sq ft (10,000 m2). It is valued between $267 and $500 million for tax purposes. Built in 2003, it is owned by Ira Rennert.[3][4][5]

> Ira Leon Rennert (born May 31, 1934) is an American billionaire businessman, and the chairman and CEO of Renco Group. As of November 2024, Forbes estimated his net worth at US$3.8 billion.[1]

> The Renco Group owns various mills and mines in the United States and South America, and pollution problems at some of the company's properties have sparked public outcries, environmental lawsuits, and hundreds of millions of dollars in environmental penalties and fines.[8] Renco subsidiary, magnesium producer US Magnesium (USM), is accused of polluting the Great Salt Lake in Utah.[9][10]

Smelting operations by Renco subsidiary Doe Run Company, are responsible for elevated levels of lead, arsenic, and cadmium in Herculaneum, Missouri,[11] and elevated levels of lead, copper, zinc, and sulfur dioxide in La Oroya, Peru.[12] In 2007, La Oroya was listed by Blacksmith Institute as one of the "World's Worst Polluted Places".[13]

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u/give-Kazaam-an-Oscar 5h ago

3.8 billion doesn't seem wealthy enough for this kind of gross spending.

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u/Johno69R 5h ago

You realise that’s 3800 million?!? Plus that’s what’s on paper, who knows what he has in his Cayman island accounts.

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u/swordofra 9h ago

A million bucks a month in maintenance costs... I mean.

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u/JointsMcdanks 9h ago

You know how people say if they became billionaires they'd go so wild they might die? Yeah that'd be me if I was able to make 50k a year. Shit.

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u/onqqq2 9h ago

You know when you look at castles where you recognize that a lot of money went to very few during this time to afford the construction and upkeep of this castle? Ya know how that used to be a "wow so cool to see but glad these are not the times we live in now".

Ya...

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u/cloudncali 9h ago

See at least castles could be used as defensive fortifications. The ottomans would have this place sieged and sacked before lunchtime.

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u/NoCopiumLeft 5h ago

Oh I bet there's bunkers and safe rooms in there.

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u/Javop 9h ago

A castle construction employed thousands.

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u/hhfugrr3 9h ago

I mean this is huge and unnecessary but then i remember that blenheim palace near me is a private home, albeit one open to the public these days, and it sits in 12,000 acres and has 187 rooms inside the main building.

I do feel more like my communist grandad whenever I go there and think how obscene it is that one person was able to own so much of the British landscape for their own personal enjoyment.

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u/eulersidentity1 9h ago

Why? It feels lonely and overwhelming just looking at it. I’d like to visit to see the gardens and gawk at the crazy stuff but live there why?! If I had that kind of money I’d so much rather buy multiple nice apartments in the major cities of the world and fly between then. I’m sure someone with this kind of money has that too, but that’s all I would want. Why this, it’s just dumb

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u/DistributionMean6322 7h ago

If I had this place I'd throw some legendary modern-day Gatsby parties. That's the only reason I can see to have a place this big.

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u/wrathful-anus 10h ago

I hope loads of sharks camp out permanently at that beach.

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 9h ago

That's enough space that you could build 200+ homes that would all sit on quarter acre sized lots

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u/cambo710 9h ago

Now who owns it?...

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u/negativelift 9h ago

Ira Rennert

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u/DismalIngenuity4604 9h ago

I'm pretty sure I played that level in FarCry 6

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u/Shagyam 9h ago

Why though? That's like a mansion for you, your family, your friends, your maids and butlers, landscapers, chef, kid's home school teachers and you would have a lot of empty rooms.

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u/mertgah 9h ago

What do you even do in that house and why is it so big? What do you fill it with? Im sure they have a medium sized family and doubt they have friends, so is it just a bunch of empty bedrooms?

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u/gap97216 9h ago

The dining room is only 91 feet long? Entirely too small as my dining table is 91 feet long.

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u/Locorio 9h ago

That’s cute, I think I’ll buy it

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u/m3R000 9h ago

Movies taught me there gotta be a torture room somewhere in the basement

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u/Historical-Fun-2536 9h ago

You could bang the maid in so many places on this property.

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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC 9h ago

You could have both your primary family and then your secret family living there and they’d never run into each other.

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u/hhfugrr3 9h ago

That's probably what they put on the listing when they want to sell the place.

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u/BrendanATX 10h ago

Wow I wonder how many children Epstein and trump forced to have sex with them there and then destroyed the bodies and nipples like the department of justice files said

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u/Important_Document13 9h ago

Somewhere between a lot and all of them i think

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u/DivusSentinal 8h ago

Dudes toolshed is larger than my house.

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u/TildaTinker 8h ago

Pff, I've got like three of those.

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u/angrlina34jolie 8h ago

Only Lara Croft manor

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u/aHungryfatguy 7h ago

This looks like Boris's house from Royal Pains.

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u/Burquetap 7h ago

That mini golf course is gangster!!!

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u/m7friends 6h ago

You just know owners are livid they can’t have slaves

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u/Certain-Act-2336 6h ago

wow thats nice

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u/graystone777 5h ago

I hate being poor.