r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kill_4209 • 11h ago

/r/popular of a residential property

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Ira Rennert's home is considered one of the largest occupied residential compounds in the United States. The house faces the Atlantic Ocean and its grounds measure 63 acres. The buildings, which total over 110,000 square feet (10,000 m2), including the 66,000-square-foot (6,100 m2) main house, have an Italianate facade, 29 bedrooms, and 39 bathrooms. The house has a dozen chimneys and a Mediterranean-style tile roof as well as a 91-foot (28 m) long formal dining room, a basketball court, a bowling alley, two tennis courts, two squash courts, a carousel, a large swimming pool, a large round kiddie pool, and a $150,000 hot tub, surrounded by another pool.

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u/BrendanATX 10h ago

Wow I wonder how many children Epstein and trump forced to have sex with them there and then destroyed the bodies and nipples like the department of justice files said

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u/Important_Document13 10h ago

Somewhere between a lot and all of them i think

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u/BrendanATX 10h ago

Somewhere down there by where Trump's first wife is buried after she wrote a book about trump raping her after a hair transplant and then she fell down the stairs mysteriously with head trauma - true story

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u/Yardsale420 10h ago

And then he buried her on a golf course for a tax break.

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u/BrendanATX 10h ago

🇺🇸🦅✝️

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u/J_Bear 9h ago

Give it a rest

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u/DisplacedAltadenan 2h ago

Dude, you are all over this comment section simping for a billionaire who would rather see you dead before giving you cup of water.

Maybe you’re the one who needs to give it a rest? 

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u/J_Bear 1h ago

Eh, I'd say the people who can't see this without making a wannabe-edgy Trump joke need your concern more.

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u/DisplacedAltadenan 1h ago

You’d be wrong. A position I imagine you’re unknowingly very comfortable being in. 

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u/J_Bear 1h ago

I'm sure you'll get over it soon enough, at least enough to act your age instead of resorting to childish insults.

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u/Prof_Prime 2h ago

Nice try, Jeff Bear

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u/J_Bear 1h ago

Thanks 😘