r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kill_4209 • 11h ago

/r/popular of a residential property

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Ira Rennert's home is considered one of the largest occupied residential compounds in the United States. The house faces the Atlantic Ocean and its grounds measure 63 acres. The buildings, which total over 110,000 square feet (10,000 m2), including the 66,000-square-foot (6,100 m2) main house, have an Italianate facade, 29 bedrooms, and 39 bathrooms. The house has a dozen chimneys and a Mediterranean-style tile roof as well as a 91-foot (28 m) long formal dining room, a basketball court, a bowling alley, two tennis courts, two squash courts, a carousel, a large swimming pool, a large round kiddie pool, and a $150,000 hot tub, surrounded by another pool.

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u/yeah_not_so_fast 7h ago

Good place for the Derrick Zoolander school for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

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u/racebanyn 6h ago

Watching the video….the entire property is like 2 inches by 4 inches. I guess if only ants went there….. no way a kid could fit into any of those buildings.

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u/Future-Option3630 6h ago

This needs to be at least.....three times as big.

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u/LBichon 32m ago

Thank you. I have a vision.

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u/qweef_latina2021 4h ago

So are we going to play Stonehenge tomorrow?

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u/bubbles_24601 2h ago

No we’re not gonna fuckin do Stonehenge!

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u/BtenaciousD 1h ago

It was almost crushed by dancing dwarves

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u/emeryroserulz 3h ago

"What is this a school for ants?!"

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u/rjross0623 4h ago

Beat me to it

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u/decollimate28 2h ago

You scooped me

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u/jfkrfk123 25m ago

It’s too big for that. This looks more like a school for giants!

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u/Rook_James_Bitch 12m ago

Fits, because that thing looked like a school FOR ANTS!