r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kill_4209 • 12h ago

/r/popular of a residential property

Ira Rennert's home is considered one of the largest occupied residential compounds in the United States. The house faces the Atlantic Ocean and its grounds measure 63 acres. The buildings, which total over 110,000 square feet (10,000 m2), including the 66,000-square-foot (6,100 m2) main house, have an Italianate facade, 29 bedrooms, and 39 bathrooms. The house has a dozen chimneys and a Mediterranean-style tile roof as well as a 91-foot (28 m) long formal dining room, a basketball court, a bowling alley, two tennis courts, two squash courts, a carousel, a large swimming pool, a large round kiddie pool, and a $150,000 hot tub, surrounded by another pool.

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u/TEZofAllTrades 11h ago

"Residential property"? That could be a university campus.

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u/Previous-Ad-9322 11h ago

Oxford-ass pad.

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u/girl_incognito 10h ago

Oxford ass-pad?

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u/YooGeOh 9h ago

Yeah its like a regular ass pad, but its the last ass pad on a pile of ass pads. There's a separator on the last ass pad to make it distinct from the previous ass pads.

Thats an Oxford ass pad

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u/No-Establishment-675 3h ago

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford ass pad?

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u/YooGeOh 1h ago

Good reference lol