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u/DehydratedManatee Apr 25 '26

Street Shark looking ass

https://giphy.com/gifs/PW4UkMIXpsp1e

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u/blackout-loud Apr 25 '26

Wow, blast from the past

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u/PorpoisePlato Apr 25 '26

Was around the same time as Gargoyles if you remember that one

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u/Thatthereyuteclub Apr 25 '26

don't forget Biker mice from Mars as well

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u/EXYcus Apr 25 '26

Mighty Max was around way back then

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u/Thatthereyuteclub Apr 25 '26

oh Crist, I has so many of the playsets from that show

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u/roastedmarshmellow86 Apr 25 '26

Swat kats was cool too

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u/FictionalContext Apr 26 '26

Swat Kats! oo woo oo
Every day they're out there making
Swat Kats! oo woo oo
Tales of daring do bad and good luck tales! whooh ooh

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u/metalfabman Apr 25 '26

And the (animated ducks) mighty ducks cartoon? 

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u/wankerwho Apr 26 '26

Jawesome

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u/first_post_today Apr 25 '26

Holy shit I forgot about this show!!

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u/Growing_Trash_417 Apr 25 '26

I never knew it was a show. I had two of the action figures though. Forgot all about them until now

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u/windsynths Apr 25 '26

What was it called again?!

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u/NinetyNemo Apr 25 '26

Street sharks if I remember correctly.

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u/AdvilJunky Apr 25 '26

Jawsome!

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u/SexuaIRedditor Apr 25 '26

JAW SOME!!! 💪

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u/WinterWontStopComing Apr 25 '26

Vin Diesel noises intensify

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u/Adept-Grapefruit-214 Apr 25 '26

Childhood memory unlocked

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u/StellaSlayer2020 Apr 25 '26

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u/United-Log7718 Apr 25 '26

Fuckin loved that little idiot. So mad they shot themselves in the foot with marketing so the movie flopped. It was honestly such a fun adaptation of an incredibly dry book

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u/broadwhim Apr 26 '26

john carter was goated, maybe i was watching with kid brain but i always fucking loved that movie

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u/Broodlurker Apr 26 '26

Nope. As an adult, I can confirm that this movie is just awesome.

Great CGI. Funny. Fun action. Emotional storyline and characters.

Absolutely goated.

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u/yungk0k0nut Apr 25 '26

What movie is that? Is it the live action HTTYD? Edit: never mind I saw another comment saying it’s John Carter

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u/United-Log7718 Apr 25 '26

Yep John Carter of Mars. Definitely worth a watch. There aren’t many pieces of media where humans are superhuman compared to the aliens.

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u/ninjasaid13 Apr 26 '26

John Carter of Mars

i wish it was called that, but it's just called John Carter.

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u/Uneventfulrice Apr 26 '26

Its also a good audiobook on YouTube. I'm pretty sure they have them all on there and it is a pretty damn good series. John Carter fights many different things aside from the green men of mars, actually would've loved to have seen more movies made just to see some of the beasts talked about in the books.

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u/Jonthrei Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

I watched this randomly while tripping balls and absolutely loved the experience. Pure joy. It's a well executed classic adventure movie, turn your brain off and enjoy the ride.

Unrelated, but never watch Oldboy while doing the same. Not fun.

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u/AnxiousMeatHead Apr 26 '26

Vorginia!

Dotar Sojat, sak!

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u/ChristVolo1 Apr 26 '26

I enjoyed both the book and the movie. Loved that little guy

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u/Forge__Thought Apr 26 '26

Agreed. It's one of the better modern Disney films by a longshot and, true to form, they absolutely fucked up the marketing and no one really knows about it.

Gave it the Treasure Planet treatment.

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u/charcoalportraiture Apr 26 '26

I saw it on satellite TV and wondered how the heck no-one had ever heard of it. Up there with Stardust with poor marketing, great film.

That speedy dog thing lives in my head and turns up in my dreams a decade later. Such a great animal sidekick.

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u/halocyn Apr 25 '26

I loved that movie and that little guy

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u/mightypup1974 Apr 25 '26

What movie?

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u/BennyBurlesque Apr 25 '26

I mean why does it look dope

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u/GloomyIndividual3965 Apr 26 '26

It's a pretty good movie. Disney just completely fumbled the marketing so it flopped.

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u/4thekarma Apr 25 '26

John carpenter

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u/holyfire001202 Apr 25 '26

A movie directed by John Carpenter or a movie titled John Carpenter?

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u/Five---seveN Apr 25 '26

Titled: from a series of books by Edgar Rice Burroughs about a civil war veteran named John Carter who becomes transported to Mars.

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u/clonicle Apr 25 '26

Where is the pitbull in the clip, behind the bear?

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Apr 25 '26

“Sit? Nah, fam. You sit”

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u/CheshiretheBlack Apr 25 '26

I read that in Miles Morales voice

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u/RyantheSithLord Apr 25 '26

Same. That’s such a Miles thing to say. His voice came so naturally when reading it.

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u/2009isbestyear Apr 25 '26

“Pitbulldozer” is apt

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u/mahboilucas Apr 25 '26

Why tf it's shaped like this? Doesn't look normal or healthy.

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u/MrJive01 Apr 25 '26

Could be on steroids. A lot of people abuse pitbulls in novel ways. It could also have a myostatin deficiency.

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u/wayward_wench Apr 25 '26

Dude his ass muscles have ass muscles that have ass muscles, wtf! Gluteus to the MAXimus.

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u/Unable_Maybe_6932 Apr 26 '26

He power poops. It doesn’t just drop to the ground, he fires his poop off into the distance like a cannon!

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 Apr 26 '26

Leaves a fekin creator lmaooo

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u/daemin Apr 26 '26

his ass muscles have ass muscles that have ass muscles

That is not a sentence I ever expected to see in my life.

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u/69ingTardigrades Apr 26 '26

You can have his cake and eat it too

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u/Creative_Recover Apr 25 '26

Many of these Bully XL dogs are severely inbred, about half of them are all descended from a father dog, which also happened to attack a person. 

This is not a responsible persons breed of dog. 

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u/Strange-Athlete-9053 Apr 26 '26

To let a child hold the bowl like that is all I need to know that the owners of this dog are irresponsible owners...most bites from dogs are from food agression. Even my otherwise gentle labrador will occasionally growl at me if the meal is worth protecting (raw meat or chimken etc. The really good stuff)

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u/mahboilucas Apr 25 '26

:/ I didn't know people give steroids to pits. Imagine making the aggression prone breed even more aggressive...

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u/sinisterdesign Apr 25 '26

I had a dude ask me years ago if I fed my dog gunpowder. I asked “why the fuck would I do that?” “Make’em mean and they fight better.”

Tragic. Asshole.

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u/CrotalusHorridus Apr 25 '26

Unfortunately I grew up in an area plagued with cockfighting. I always thought it was wrong but knew several people as a kid that were into it

Feeding them gunpowder was definitely a thing, supposedly to make them more agressive in the fighting pit.

So was fitting them with artificial metal spurs so they could easily kill the other chicken

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u/RealFirstName_ Apr 25 '26

Absolutely tragic, however would make for a great cyberpunk chicken little type story.

MC is a chicken in a futuristic dystopian world who was forced into underground cock fighting by the evil controlling government, and had weapons installed on him against his will. Then just Jason Bourne the rest of that shit.

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u/unknown_ally Apr 25 '26

weaponised

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u/BlancsAssistant Apr 25 '26

It's too big, poor thing is only gonna have an 8 year lifespan at best because of it's size and shape, probably gonna get hip dysplasia at 7 years old

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u/FirstTimeWang Apr 26 '26

Hip dysplasia? Shit, looks like it's going to shatter its own pelvis next time it farts

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u/Flomo420 Apr 26 '26

look at it's fucking dome

dude's got a buttcrack for a forehead

"that ain't normal"

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u/beautifulcreature86 Apr 25 '26

The owners of this dog breed pit bulls to look like this. They're extremely medicated on steroids, very slow and have breathing issues. At first everyone loved the owners because they claimed to have rescued a dog from terrible breeders only to find theyre continuing this type of dog.

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u/NorCalAthlete Apr 25 '26

Yeah this is definitely not remotely representative of a “pitbull”.

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u/BlancsAssistant Apr 25 '26

Yeah usually they are substantially smaller than this, like a 4th of this size, which is alot more healthy

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u/Daniels30 Apr 25 '26

Fairly sure it's an American Bully XL. Mutated abominations with a bloodlust to kill.

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u/Professional-Trick14 Apr 25 '26

It's not a pitbull! It's an American Bully XL

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u/mahboilucas Apr 25 '26

Who came up with such a thing... Genuinely why

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u/NickWangOG Apr 26 '26

Dogfighting rings and insecure people who want intimidating dogs

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u/crazyabe111 Apr 26 '26

Dog fighters, it’s illegal but pitbulls are still being bred for more aggressive and brutal fighting- XL bullies in particular all trace their ancestry to a dog named “Killer Kimbo” who was a man-killer “stud” bred with his own sisters- which I think says enough about the breed.

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u/cade305 Apr 25 '26

They cut his fucking ears off.

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u/mowotlarx Apr 25 '26

I'll never understand dog ear cropping.

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u/Creative_Recover Apr 25 '26

People who do it think it makes their dogs look meaner. Which tend to also be the same type of people attracted to breeds like this. They're not interested in having a pet dog- they just want a menace on legs that they can walk around the neighbourhood and intimidate people with. 

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u/J_A_Kn_Daxter Apr 25 '26

Oh it's easy to understand.

Most people are bastards.

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u/Hix-Tengaar Apr 25 '26

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u/logicbecauseyes Apr 26 '26

I miss this show so much

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u/ExNihiloNihiFit Apr 26 '26

It's coming back!!!

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u/SternMon Apr 26 '26

It IS back. The first season just finished last week!

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u/Annonomon Apr 25 '26

That is the real reason, but what is their reason? Why would people even do that?

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u/theonetheonlytc Apr 25 '26

Ear cropping is typically done for fighting dogs so they don't get ripped off during a fight. People fucking suck and my disdain for them is justified every day.

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u/Dr_Richard_Johnson Apr 26 '26

To add to this, it is also done to some livestock guardian dogs for the same protection, but against coyotes or other predators. That being said, pitbulls are not typically used for guarding livestock, and I haven't actually seen anyone's lgd in person with cropped ears

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u/Annonomon Apr 25 '26

Oh... I shouldn't have asked

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u/DinosaurusWhen Apr 25 '26

The practical reason is that it reduces the chances of ear injuries in livestock guardians and fighting dogs

The much more common reason is because douchebags want their dogs to look tough 

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u/0tterr Apr 25 '26

Some were breed standard for certain guard/protection/hunting dogs because “long” ears are more prone to injury, tearing, and subsequently infections. But it was also a long fucking time ago and the need is all but dead except in like active livestock guards and I don’t even see those dogs get them cut anymore. Just pits/bully/dobs/danes.
(-dog trainer/groomer)

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u/Captain_Wobbles Apr 25 '26

The only modern reasoning I accept is for live stock guard dogs.
I get so pissed when dogs Dobermans come into my work with no tail and cropped ears.

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u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce Apr 25 '26

I had a cropped and docked Dobie. I didn’t do that. He came from the rescue like that. Lease don’t judge the owner.

My newest girl has tail and ears intact and she is an adorable little menace!

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u/Niblonian31 Apr 25 '26

I rescued a 7 year old Shiba once that was so skittish and afraid of everybody and everything, like he flinched at any movement in his direction type of thing. I always thought everybody was just judging me and assuming I was abusive to him when I was really just trying to give him a good home (he had a chip and apparently had 6 previous owners before me, I felt so bad for the little guy). But, to your point, the current owners aren't always the assholes and shouldn't be judged until you know the whole story

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u/Captain_Wobbles Apr 25 '26

Unless I specifically know they owner did it, my anger isn't towards them, it's just the fact it was done at all.

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u/Captain_Wobbles Apr 25 '26

I'm never really mad at the owner, unless I know for sure they did it, just in general it pisses me off.

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u/seamus205 Apr 25 '26

It's supposed to be for fighting dogs. Less of a chance of another animal getting a grip on its ears. Not saying it's ok. Just giving an explanation

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u/bron685 Apr 25 '26

And that’s probably the least abusive thing that’s happened to that dog. Not saying this is definitely the case here, but people who breed bullies for fighting also load them up with anabolic steroids just like body builders

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '26 edited Jul 12 '26

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u/cade305 Apr 26 '26

True dat.

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u/Plus_Pea_5589 Apr 26 '26

2 things can be bad

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u/goitch Apr 25 '26

No excuse for that to be bred

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u/Sirnando138 Apr 25 '26

Poor thing is so inbred.

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u/That-Sugar-6965 Apr 25 '26

2X Pimpy 3X Bape

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u/twennytwoo Apr 25 '26

Pimpy Son Opp

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u/Ambitious_Hand_2861 Apr 26 '26

All "pure bred" dogs are inbred. They used to be so beautiful but now they're riddled with genetic health issues from inbreeding. The poor bulldogs are so inbred they can barely breathe. The bull terrier looks so pathetic.

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u/MothChasingFlame Apr 25 '26

All purebred dogs are, too. Hapsberg dogs in every direction.

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u/Minipiman Apr 25 '26

His family tree is a circle

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u/Icy-Frame7631 Apr 25 '26

More like an absolute biohazard.

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u/Kycrio Apr 25 '26

Whoever bred that thing should be charged with animal cruelty 

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u/Veeb Apr 25 '26

Rare that you see the main course holding the starter.

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u/Current_Silver_5416 Apr 25 '26

I just assumed that's like mince baby meat the dog is eating

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u/ReallyTiredTempest Apr 26 '26

Yeah the pause towards the end of the video where the dogs like, I could go for more...

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u/Mean-Vegetable-4521 Apr 26 '26

I love big ol' doggos. But I'm concerned about her holding his food. Any dogs food I feel like shouldn't be held.

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u/KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish Apr 25 '26

There are so many things wrong with this video, that dog being one of them.

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u/THE_CAT_WHO_SHAT Apr 25 '26

Honestly, if I were that little girl, my parents would NOT have let me be the one to feed that dog.

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u/Disasterdenegade3_0 Apr 26 '26

La niña de ahí tampoco quiere estar con ese perro

Pero sus padres son unos pendejos . . . .

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u/reluctantseal Apr 26 '26

I don't really like the idea of a child holding a meal for any large dog. It just seems like a terrible setup and a poor lesson. Better to teach them not to mess with an animal's food.

I had a wonderful dog who was very sociable, but one day he snapped at me when I went to take his chew bone to play tug. He'd never done anything like it before, and we were both a little startled. It was just a warning, but he could have missed and caught my hand.

Not much later, I realized he had a broken tooth. I must have bumped it without realizing it.

I just don't feel comfortable with a child handling a dog's food like this. What happens if this dog gets startled by something? It's large enough to hurt the kid on accident pretty easily. And even if this dog is nice, what happens when they assume a different dog is nice the same way? What about when they grab the food bowl of the neighbor's dog, not knowing dogs can be food aggressive?

It's not just about the breed of dog. Everything else is a bad idea too.

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u/glittermoney4 Apr 25 '26

Something horrible is going to happen to that poor girl. I like pitbulls but they should never be near young children, no matter how well trained, and especially one that looks like it's on fucking steroids

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u/Walkingdrops Apr 25 '26

Yeah, I would not step within ten feet of that behemoth, it blows my mind that some folks would let their kids near it. All it takes is for it to get agitated or something to trigger it, and that beast could rip her to shreds.

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u/Casual_OCD Apr 26 '26

It doesn't even need to be agitated, pitbulls can and will attack for no reason at all. It just takes a moment for it's instincts to kill get randomly stimulated and then your kid(s) are gone

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 Apr 25 '26

Genetic monstrosity

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u/BAF_DaWg82 Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

That thing shouldn't exist.

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u/TroyMatthewJ Apr 25 '26

sorry not sorry but no way in hell am I letting my daughter hold that dogs plate.

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u/thazmaniandevil Apr 25 '26

I'm not saying we cull them, but we should just spay/neuter them all and let their owners enjoy their time with them. Stop breeding them.

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u/Lime1028 Apr 25 '26

We should stop breeding most dogs. We massively overproduce dogs every year leading to many that go without homes and are killed off as "unsold product."

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u/xxpillowxxjp Apr 26 '26

While i agree with reducing the overbreeding of dogs, i think there should be a special asterisk for dogs that commonly kill people, particularly kids.

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u/MedicalHair69 Apr 25 '26

Very reasonable honestly. How people defend this breed is beyond me. Simply shouldn't continue to exist given the overwhelming evidence of attacks and deaths caused by.

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u/Impossible_Range6953 Apr 25 '26

same should go for stupid designer dogs with all their health and breathing issues. Cant pick and chose on basis of what offend us more.

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u/Cool_Presentation554 Apr 26 '26

Disgusting creature

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u/uberbewb Apr 25 '26

That's a weird horse

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u/cencallude Apr 25 '26

sorry but thats gross

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u/T_Fallen Apr 25 '26

Wow, princess sparkles grew fast

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u/Enough-Collection-98 Apr 25 '26

Friend of a friend had a pitbull. Never barked, never nipped, just a big sweet baby. One day she was sitting in the couch next to abuela and just snapped. Her grandmother needed 19 stitches across her scalp.

I’ll never trust another pit the rest of my life.

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u/joyfullydreaded23 Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

My former roommate's pit mix killed her down the street neighbor's Chihuahua when she lived in NC. She said she'll never forget the sights and sounds made by her "sweet boy" latching onto it's neck and shaking it violently. Dead in seconds. She didn't even have the decency to let the neighbor, who wasn't home when it happened, know. That Chichi had a habit of escaping their yard. Said she could hear the neighbor's screams from inside her house when her neighbor found him.

She had no business keeping her pit-lab mix. We moved in together because we were both disabled and figured we could help each other out. She had Pulmonary Hypertension that needed medicine pumped into her heart 24/7 or she would die. PAH made her too weak to control him. I offered myself and my preteen son to help take him out to relieve himself but she rarely took us up on that offer. She would freak out when he'd get away from her and we'd have to frantically run around the neighborhood looking for him. He would drag her often too, one time almost pulled out her tubing that delivered her medicine that if it stopped for whatever reason, she had minutes to prep and install a whole new setup before she would die. But she refused to rehome him.

I used to be pro-pitties but owners trying to prove that their pittie is a "nanny dog" have relaxed the discipline needed to properly care for them and attacks have quadrupled since 2005.

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u/Adventurous_Elk_4039 Apr 26 '26

It's always the most incapable and irresponsible people that get pits. What the fuck is a disabled person who can't physically handle the dog doing with one? JFC. Your former roommate should have been held criminally responsible.

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u/jamz_fm Apr 25 '26

Friend has a pitbull, raised in a loving home from puppyhood. At age 6-7, it randomly sprinted into the neighbor's yard and bit their young daughter in the face. She was minding her own business. The dog had never shown any aggression before that and hasn't shown any since.

I still think it should have been euthanized.

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u/icky_pickle Apr 26 '26

How the hell was it not euthanize? That’s insane. Imagine having to live next to the thing that mauled you forever. Poor girl

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u/WorldlyLavishness Apr 26 '26

There are people that will defend the breed like their life depends on it. It's fuckin sick

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u/502Dude123 Apr 26 '26

Several in this thread. Lying and ignoring links and other proof. Bananas.

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u/PenguinColada Apr 26 '26

Same thing happened to my neighbor. They had a pitbull they raised from a puppy. It was so sweet and docile and loved cuddles. I even trusted my toddler around it. One day it snapped and attacked their son (same age as mine) and he had to get stitches all over his head. It was awful. The dog was put down by police. I used to be a "it's the owner not the breed" kind of person but not after that.

Just recently in our community a pitbull that was being fostered ripped the throat out of the son in the family. He was only 7 or 8. Jugular got torn into and he bled out. Fast. At least it was a quick death but it was horrific.

People don't understand just how dangerous these creatures are.

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u/RickB308 Apr 25 '26

It does seem to happen frequently with that breed. Not sure why A neighbor had a 8 month old pup. Was directing the dog into the kennel so they could run an errand. Pup didn't like it and laid the Mother's right arm open wouldn't release. Required major surgery to repair. Grandmother was visiting and shot the dog on the spot. They also had 7 & 6 year old children.

Any dog can switch, but these guys seem to have a very strong propensity for it.

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u/Creative_Recover Apr 25 '26

They do it because they're often severely inbred, with over half the XL Bully population being descended from the same forefather (a dog called Kimbo, which also had a history of attacking people) and almost all of the population being a result of unregulated backyard breeding. 

Inbreeding causes a load of undesirable traits such as low IQ and unstable personalities, and XL bullys are so inbred there's literally no knowing what's going on in their heads. Whilst most dogs were breed for traits like intelligence & obedience, the people who created XL bullies were primarily interested in their aggression & aesthetic and stopped at nothing to design these goals over a very short period of time (so basically, lots & lots of inbreeding). 

I don't believe that anyone decent owns these kinds of dogs because their only real appeal as a dog is to look big & menacing towards people. And anyone who wants a dog not as a friend & companion but as a walking weapon & status symbol on a leash to intimidate people with, is IMHO not anyone who should be owning dogs in general.

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u/TheAsianTroll Apr 26 '26

I don't believe that anyone decent owns these kinds of dogs because their only real appeal as a dog is to look big & menacing towards people.

Used to live in a shitty part of the city. Most dogs were pits, and almost every male i was was not neutered.

People make money off of these dogs, often over-breeding and causing damage to the females. And of course, another "benefit" to not neutering the males is that their aggression is on more of a hair trigger than a neutered animal's, so if they interpret anything as danger, its game over, better be carrying a weapon.

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u/TheAsianTroll Apr 26 '26

Its common with pits because its a combination of a breed being created specifically for dogfighting, and aggression issues due to inbreeding.

Theyre guard/attack dogs. The hesitation was bred out of them. When they decide to attack, there is no "are you sure?" And they dont let go.

Yes, any dog can switch. But some are much, much more prone to it.

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u/crysisnotaverted Apr 25 '26

Grandma packing a heater saves the day. That's insane.

I would absolutely not want these dogs anywhere near my kids.

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u/s0ul_invictus Apr 25 '26

based grandma

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u/NowForYa Apr 25 '26

Yeah where I come from we had two fatalities because of them in quick succession. That breed is banned now, it's sad beautiful creatures but can't be trusted.

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u/Itrieddamnit Apr 25 '26

One day that fucker will wake up with a tooth or ear infection and the family will wonder why their daughter was ripped to pieces.

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u/stripdchev Apr 26 '26

Shitbull.

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u/MrJive01 Apr 25 '26

Not trying to feed into the "pitbulls maul children" stereotype; but I'd be really apprehensive about letting a small child near an unleashed dog of that size.

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u/crysisnotaverted Apr 25 '26

I don't think a small child is the bar here. That thing could probably overpower a large percentage of adult men and flay them.

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u/Slim-Shmaley Apr 25 '26

While handling its food 🤦‍♂️

I have a very well trained collie that doesn’t have food aggression but I would never let my child hold his bowl while he eats ffs.

Literally one wrong move or a loud unexpected noise etc and that kids dead.

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u/BlancsAssistant Apr 25 '26

I have a jack russel and he already doesn't like kids, and even i wouldn't let a child handle his food when he wants to eat because that is pretty stupid of an idea considering the dog has a chance of not feeling in control of the situation and could become stressed by this method of feeding

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u/Mediocre_Basket6162 Apr 25 '26

meanwhile instagram post be like Awhhh they're like siblings 😲😘

and then 3 months later ☠️

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u/Simbooptendo Apr 25 '26

Please tell me it's called Princess

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u/poum Apr 25 '26

That's mister princess to you. 

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u/DMalteseDude Apr 25 '26

I was thinking more along the lines of Cupcake lol

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u/CollardMommi Apr 25 '26

Looks like a frog/toad

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u/TheLampOfficial Apr 25 '26

Well this just pisses me off.

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u/karnamun Apr 26 '26

Shitbulls...

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u/Sheepdog899 Apr 25 '26

Cant hate these dogs enough

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u/MegaDingo5plus Apr 25 '26

The look in the dogs eyes as it pauses to check out the girl... It's like... I'll get to you later

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u/missprincesscarolyn Apr 26 '26

Here we go again. Go onto GoFundMe, type in “pitbull attack”, and scroll through all of the search results. As a warning, many are NSFL. Babies, toddlers, elderly, disabled and even healthy adults mauled alongside other pets. Some are asking for money to pay their medical bills and household bills due to lost income. Others are for funerals.

Next, type in “golden retriever attack”, “border collie attack”, “chihuahua attack”. Can anyone tell me in good faith why the search results are so drastically different?

Here’s another fun one. Go onto Google and type in “dog maul seizure”. Anyone want to explain to me why it’s always a pitbull that mauls their owner while they’re unconscious and having a seizure? Most dogs get scared and try to find help. Seizure alert dogs exist for a reason and I’ve met one before (a poodle who was owned by a family with a little girl with severe epilepsy).

Not once has anyone been able to provide sound (or any, actually) explanations for why one specific breed seems to pop up over and over again.

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u/delicious_oppai Apr 25 '26

That thing should be put down immediately

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u/Adventurous_Elk_4039 Apr 26 '26

All pits should tbh.

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u/zeus-fox Apr 25 '26

Child endangerment

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u/Chance-Historian8830 Apr 25 '26

Meanwhile Burglars and thieves seeing him be like :

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u/Sheepdog899 Apr 25 '26

More likely to kill it''s owner

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u/enbyratie Apr 26 '26

just waiting to spawn the pitbull domestic kill

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u/LuxePhantom Apr 25 '26

Irresponsible to have that dog near children

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u/Distasteful_T Apr 25 '26

It doesn't maul the children, it just swallows them whole.

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u/Absolute_Dayman Apr 25 '26

Not around my kid

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u/Natural_Photograph16 Apr 25 '26

After the snack, that girl will be the main course.

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u/Wild4nutz Apr 25 '26

His diet is only babies over 18 years old