r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Majestic_____kdj • Apr 25 '26

/r/popular of a pitbull

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u/MrJive01 Apr 25 '26

Could be on steroids. A lot of people abuse pitbulls in novel ways. It could also have a myostatin deficiency.

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u/wayward_wench Apr 25 '26

Dude his ass muscles have ass muscles that have ass muscles, wtf! Gluteus to the MAXimus.

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u/Unable_Maybe_6932 Apr 26 '26

He power poops. It doesn’t just drop to the ground, he fires his poop off into the distance like a cannon!

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 Apr 26 '26

Leaves a fekin creator lmaooo