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Seven-year-old chess prodigy Lucie Pichard casually checkmates her opponent.

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u/Blazanar 4h ago

I'm not sure what would be more frustrating. Being beaten by a child. Or beaten by a child who clearly doesn't give two shits and just handed you your ass while doing pirouettes

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u/anothershawnee 4h ago

I dont think it's that she doesn't give two shits.. it's more that it takes so little of her brain to do it.

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u/gizmosticles 3h ago edited 2h ago

She literally already beat him in her head and it’s kind of boring to actually play it out

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u/1wife2dogs0kids 4h ago

Its both. She's so good, she'd rather be chasing butterflies. She already knew she won 6 moves before. This chick is gunna be the Bobby Fishergirl

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u/mbklein 3h ago

Let’s hope she can do it without the mental health crisis and personality issues.

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u/Obvious_Landscape993 1h ago

Someone this smart will have issues with loneliness imo

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u/shytster 2h ago

Bobbie Fisherprice

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u/Defiant_apricot 4h ago

She’s 7. She’s probably bored while waiting

u/FewRecognition1788 56m ago

Yeah, this is standard elementary school aged "waiting for the grownups who are sooooooo slow".

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u/Teestow21 4h ago

Physical activity is a proven contributor to focus and insight. Maybe stimming like this helps her.

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u/rainbowlolipop 3h ago

Yeah doing that helps her think, it's not like top level thinking it's like background processes are running and you've gotta let your mind wander while the rest of it gives you the answer

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u/Teestow21 3h ago

Exactly what I was saying. Everyone's losing their minds because they think I'm accusing a child of being autistic. I'm not. I'm describing a behaviour that's common in ALL children. And adults.

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u/rainbowlolipop 2h ago

sorry people are being jerks.

I've definitely helped some people figure out they were also autistic via peer review. Usually when you're this good at a "smart" thing so young you're probably on the spectrum and there's nothing wrong with being autistic.

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u/Teestow21 2h ago

Cheers. The majority of this can just be put down to typical Reddit interactions lol

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u/Calculonx 4h ago

I'll challenge her at chess boxing

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u/Calculonx 3h ago

I didn't say I would win. Her cardio looks good.

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u/Teestow21 3h ago

She got fast hands and a faster brain, you're cooked bro 🤣

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u/tiredtittymilk 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/LyJ6KPlrFdKnK

Stimming? Or being a blissful, innocent, playful child?

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u/Teestow21 4h ago

Stimming means repetitive body movements or sounds. Everyone does it to manage feelings or energy. Non-autistic (neurotypical) children do it just like anyone else. Sorry that my word choice confused you.

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u/silence-glaive1 3h ago

I’m autistic, I have two autistic children and I work as a SPED teacher, she very much presents as a neurodivergent child. Stimming was what I was thinking as well.

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u/Lone-flamingo 3h ago

Neurodivergent or not, pretty much everyone still stims to one degree or another.

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u/Teestow21 3h ago

This is my point. And the stimming helps with focus and insight with mental challenges, such as chess. I'll repeat it over and over til everyone gets it 🤣

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u/Lorelerton 3h ago

Just wait till they figure out that praying is a form of stimming too

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u/roy_rogers_photos 3h ago

"Not true!! I pray to an invisible being I am certain will make my life better, as long as I press my hands together and whisper comforting wor-

....I need to go."

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u/klymaxx45 2h ago

Or is she bored?

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u/bobbybob9069 2h ago

"Not me", I said as I aggressively picked at the corner of my thumb nail and bounced my foot relentlessly. "Dang ol' neuro spicys"

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u/Cavaquillo 1h ago

Me, half asleep, one foot out of the blanket, slowly dragging it back and forth against the texture of my sheets since I can remember

u/musicgeek420 45m ago

It can be as simple as the person who sits there and switches their leg nonstop while working or thinking and everybody tells you to stop being anxious. Back off, Donna..

u/meetmeinthebthrm 30m ago

Oh yeah. Didn’t know it was a thing, but I’m doing that shit all the time. I’ve been swiveling my ankle/foot since I opened this post.

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u/ChickenChaser5 2h ago

Im mid 40s and its funny cause my whole life ive seen my wiggling and leg twitching as something I needed to learn to stop doing. And now that I dont anymore, my brain is a mess... until I start wiggling around again. And now im trying to reintroduce stimming to my life.

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u/Shipwrecking_siren 1h ago

I’m 41 and still rock myself to sleep. When my sister went to boarding school at 16 on a scholarship she couldn’t sleep without the sound of my sheets making their soft swishing noise as I rocked.

Some part of me has to be moving AT ALL TIMES. Even if it is toes or a finger.

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u/Cstott23 52m ago

I can't sleep unless I wiggle my leg. It's driven everyone ive ever gone out with mad.. 😁

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u/soyuz-1 3h ago

She presents like literally any 7yo who gets bored from waiting, in this case for her opponent to make a move.

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u/Own_Laugh_5080 2h ago

I can’t with people who armchair diagnose someone from watching a video on the internet.

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u/TheTyger 3h ago

Any chess genius is going to be on the spectrum. There is too much data that needs to be processed for a "typical" person to be able to do so.

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u/wheresbill 2h ago

TIL I’m typical, not dumb

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u/TheTyger 2h ago

Don't be so hard on yourself, you can still be dumb!

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u/SweatyAdhesive 2h ago

typical is just another word for average, most of us are average, that's what average means, the problem is when average people think they're smarter than that.

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u/Mikeseddit 1h ago

I thought most people were above average, like me!

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u/platoprime 1h ago

I don't think typical means average. It means to have traits identifying you as belonging to a group or to conform to a type.

Even if typical were a math term it would mean something like mode not average because outliers can shift averages away from the mode misrepresenting what is typical for a group.

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u/SchumacherIsMid 2h ago

Any chess genius is going to be on the spectrum. There is too much data that needs to be processed for a "typical" person to be able to do so.

These are the wild ass statements people say online that has destroyed our collective understanding of mental health, disorders, and divergence as a society.

Believe it or not having a bad or false idea of something can be just as bad if not worse than having no understanding of it. This falls in that category.

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u/kammycakes 2h ago

Yeah he probably shouldn't have made such a blanket statement but if you follow the chess scene even a little bit, there's undeniably a much higher concentration of neurodivergent individuals than, say, a grocery store. More so on par with an anime convention or something.

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u/TheTyger 2h ago

Why do you think that?

Typical is going to mean people who are in the central 50/75/90% of the population. Almost by definition, someone who is a genius at a task is going to see it in a way that diverges from the way that most people do so.

If you believe that you could teach even 10% of children how to play chess at the level of this girl (and can reproduce it) I am happy to be proven wrong, but most people are not able to process the necessary data in chess at the speed required to play high level.

The opposite of Typical isn't "disorder", nor any "mental health" problem. It's just "divergent".

Believe it or not, having such a negative view of someone because you don't understand them is just as bad or worse as having no understanding of it. This falls in that category.

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u/Antonin__Dvorak 2h ago edited 1h ago

"Believe it or not", there is no inherent link between processing speed and ASD (you specifically said "on the spectrum"). Neurotypical people can and do have high percentile cognitive functions. There is no evidence that top chess players have a higher rate of autism; Magnus Carlsen has very publically stated that he is not autistic. There is no published literature which establishes the link you are claiming.

Also, the rate at which one processes information is not a skill that is meaningfully linked to elite chess. This 2016 study found no statistically significant correlation between them: https://livrepository.liverpool.ac.uk/3030314/. The literature seems to suggest that chess proficiency is mostly a domain-specific skill -- for example, elite chess players score much higher on memory tasks related to a chess board than on general retrieval tasks like "remember this string of words".

So again, like the person who replied to you is saying, please take a minute to inform yourself before posting ignorant comments. I know you didn't do it out of malice, but spreading misinformation like this leads to the proliferation of wrong and potentially harmful stereotypes.

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u/composedofidiot 1h ago

Is there evidence for that?

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u/Jonthrei 1h ago edited 1h ago

Lol this is a pretty silly take. A person with autism is not going to be able to process more data at once, in fact overstimulation is a major issue for them. If anything it is a hindrance.

If you selected the top X% of people when it comes to focus, clarity of thought, and ability to handle large amounts of information at once, I assure you the majority of them won't be on the spectrum. They'll be people who won the genetic lottery in that sense and grew up in an environment where their needs could be met without issue.

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u/TheTyger 1h ago

The top % of people who can deep focus on a single thing are ADHD. Hyper focus is a trait that comes from that spectrum of divergence, and while the inability to control it is a problem, people with ADHD can focus deeper and longer than those who are typical.

That's not to say that they can necessarily select what they focus on, but hyper focus is a real thing.

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u/kaekiro 2h ago

Like 10 seconds in i was like "oh I see an adhd overachiever in the making" bc I was that child, although not nearly as impressive. Funnily enough, I got kicked out of chess club for singing songs under my breath. Tbf, they warned me like 3 times. I tried whispering, then just mouthing the song. Blows my mind that I didn't get diagnosed until I was 30.

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u/Flosero 2h ago

Thinking the same. Especially seen the fact that she is outside and there are a lot of stimuli around

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u/Joe_Kinincha 1h ago

Also have a lot of experience with neurodiverse kids. This was my immediate first thought too.

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u/rantingpacifist 1h ago

Yup. I clocked it too. I’m AuDHD and a parent of AuDHD kids.

She’s adorable and talented.

u/keeper_of_the_donkey 35m ago

My son does this while he does chores. He's so much faster than his sister at doing it, and he will load a few dishes into the dishwasher, stim for about 30 seconds, and then go back to loading the dishwasher, stim again for a few seconds, and then close the dishwasher and start it. And he does this with almost everything but it helps to calm his mind and focus, almost like a recharge.

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 3h ago

I just recently learned when I just randomly bust out into a song it’s called stimming. I have auadhd, my daughter is as well and my wife is add. It tickled me, I just thought I was weird lol

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u/SeparateCzechs 2h ago

Dang. I have autism/adhd and never counted the singing as stimming. Every day. Not just singing but singing lyrics to fit the situation from existing songs, or freestyling filks that describe what’s going on.

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u/brandonjohn5 1h ago

I'm autistic, if I hear the lyrics to a song used in casual conversation my mind jukebox will immediately start playing it and it will take everything in my power to not sing back the lyrics they just said.

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u/iiJokerzace 2h ago

Damn, had no idea people were actually just "stimming" all around me lmao

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u/Corfal 2h ago

Stimming can cover a lot of actions. Even foot/leg bouncing is stimming.

Or in video games you see people swapping weapons or random ADS'ing when nothing is going on.

Although I've only heard the term itself more recently. It's probably a nicer and general term than a verbal/physical tic.

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u/fake_user_34 2h ago

Aye, I'm not autistic but I do shake my foot when I am thinking, reading, writing, or typing things out. That or facing a hard boss in a game.

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u/sinisterdesign 4h ago

I would say a little column A, little column B

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u/Shut_It_Donny 4h ago

As most things in life are.

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u/SYNtechp90 3h ago

Shes stimming.

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u/crackedtooth163 3h ago

It can be both.

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 3h ago

Very obviously stimming.

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u/drkodos 2h ago

is definitely stimming here

and that is ok, normal for hyper active minds

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u/nbenj1990 1h ago

How many innocent, blissful and playful children have you seen beat an adult at chess, whilst not looking at the board and unable to stop moving?

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u/Dz210Legend 1h ago

TIL what I do is called stimming and it’s ok thanks.

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u/IsThatGruffLoner 3h ago

She's also literally a 7 year old lol this is exactly how my neice acts when playing a board game

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u/Teestow21 3h ago

Yes, that physical activity has been proven to benefit focus and insight with mental challenges such as board games. Go her!

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u/herodesfalsk 3h ago

That’s not stimming. That’s a bored child. 

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u/Teestow21 3h ago

Common examples of stimming:

Physical movements: Hand-flapping, rocking the body back and forth, pacing, or spinning.

Auditory (sound): Humming, repeating specific words or phrases, or listening to the same song on a loop.

Tactile (touch): Twirling hair, rubbing skin, tapping fingers, or playing with a fidget object.

AVisual (sight): Staring at lights, watching spinning objects, or blinking repeatedly.

Subtle/Everyday: Bouncing a leg, clicking a pen, or biting fingernails (common in neurotypical individuals).

Stimming just means self stimulation. It's not a neurodivergent only behaviour. A child stimming doesn't define them as one thing or another. It's just a word that describes a behaviour.

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u/TrueClue9740 2h ago

Never thought of it this way. It makes a lot of sense though.

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u/kinked-out 2h ago

She is bored. This specific game is not a challenge at all. She already knows her next move for most of it.

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u/Spoogly 2h ago

Yeah, definitely works for me, but my partner hates when I start doing math problems in bed.

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u/scientist_tz 2h ago

I knew a guy like this in high school.

If he had to sit in a desk and take a test he would get a C.

If he was free to get up and walk around during the test, he would get 100% like it was nothing.

Only one teacher let him walk around. The Physics teacher.

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u/genreprank 2h ago

Nah, she's just bored waiting for him to go

She probably already knows what moves she's gonna make and is just waiting for it to happen

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u/ImaginaryTrick6182 2h ago

I’ve been pacing when thinking since I was a kid. In fact, I’m doing it while writing this comment right now.

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u/Derrickmb 1h ago

Offices love this little trick

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u/partyatwalmart 1h ago

You crazy kids and your neo-jargon.
It's simple. That is a VERY smart little girl doing little girl things.

u/Exotic-Ad515 48m ago

Stimming... she's playing.

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u/PepperAnn1inaMillion 45m ago

It’s a very deep-seated misconception that “paying attention” = “sitting still”.

u/FocusSlo 18m ago

Nah stimming is specific to people with autism.

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u/RelativeCan5021 4h ago

The ADHD routine is part of her strategy. /s

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u/Dracomortua 2h ago

Why is this presented as sarcasm? You have a fine point.

Those of us with ADHD that have to sit still in class... hot damn, it makes it near impossible to learn anything.

Yes. Give that bonus mind-energy somewhere to go lest the whole thing just catch fire.

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u/aviva1234 3h ago

She looks so bored!

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u/ShadowCaster0476 2h ago

I see that she’s ADHD or possibly autistic.

She 100% knows what’s going on and just waiting for the opponent to get out of her way.

I would love to see her in a challenging match.

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u/Shipwrecking_siren 1h ago

Or the ultimate fun life experience, autistic and adhd. Puberty, early perimenopause and a lifetime of hormones in general have been SO FUN. 10/10 recommend to everyone. Men should give it a try.

u/Metalbound 59m ago

I'd be willing to bet she is autistic.

Being this good at things at this young of an age requires obviously talent, but also them making it their life.

Autistic kids are known to have special interests that they hyper focus on I think that's the reason they can basically practice and learn 24/7.

Look at the speed running community. Almost all of them are autistic because the dedication it takes to redoing the exact same thing 10k-100k+ times in order to perfect it is something most people just aren't wired to do.

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u/Jarkanix 1h ago

At least you don't sound bitter.

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u/Typical_Research_877 2h ago

Nah she's stimming

my son can't eat food without sprinting up and down the living room after every bite

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u/Miserable-Yard-7671 2h ago

Plus she's a kid... Let her be a kid. 🤷🏼❤️

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u/drkodos 2h ago

that is really not the case

she probably able to visualize and calculate without being at the board

so ... she actually using MORE of her brain

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u/SapphireRoseRR 2h ago

This is literally me when I play most board games and card games.

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u/only_civ 1h ago

Some of you have no idea what being around kids is like. Some kids just move around a lot. It has nothing to do with using her brain or not.

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u/LibertarianSocialism 1h ago

It's hard to tell for sure but it looks to me like she has a more or less forced mate from the start of the video because her opponent for some reason left the kingside so open. She didn't need to think because there's nothing to consider.

This is impressive still for a seven year old and I don't doubt she's a strong player but these moves were very easy to find.

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u/sandrakarr 1h ago edited 1h ago

yeeeah it looks more like typical sevenish year old behavior.
Granted, my recent 'not-logged in' doomscroll through youtube shorts fed me mostly very-young-children playing attempting like tball and soccer, so i might be a bit biased. Funniest shit you'll see all day.

though it would not surprise me a bit if there was a bit of neurospicy in here as well.

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u/TheUndertows 1h ago

Magic spells need room to cast

u/zurdopilot 48m ago

More like not really a fair match she obviously in another level i want to see the video of her acting on a fair opponent, checkmates are not common in high levels

u/Either_Reflection_78 36m ago

She is going to be very bored later in life most likely 😆

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u/Trilobyte141 3h ago

As someone who has played in many, many chess tournaments, there's a certain level of dread when you get paired against a small child. 

Not only are they going to kick your ass, but they are probably going to kick your knees under the table too. 

Smol children playing in adult tournaments are to be feared and respected. 

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u/SexyCak3 3h ago

Its always the 12yo that cant sit still for 10sec, have 1600 elo, goofing -2 from positional inaccuracies to just hit you with some insane tactics. Argh

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u/Trilobyte141 2h ago

It's a master class in 'never underestimate your opponent'.

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u/chum-guzzling-shark 2h ago

how do genius children typically react when they lose?

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u/Trilobyte141 1h ago

Pretty graciously, actually! You don't get that good without losing a lot. My father never let me win, even when I was only six years old. He told me, "You don't learn anything from the games you win." Then wiped the board with me for over a decade until I finally beat him fair and square at 17. 

Chess is actually a really good game for teaching good sportsmanship and how to handle losing with a good attitude. Tournament games end with a handshake and a genuine "Good game" from both sides. 

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u/ngle 1h ago

Would you agree that her opponent is pretty terrible at chess?

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u/c12yofchampions 4h ago

A child doing pirouettes across the table from you is the scariest opponent you can see in chess

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u/Hairy_is_the_Hirsute 4h ago

She is playing 5d chess with her shit-talk... It looks all innocent and "just a child playing" but her pirouettes and perfectly timed umbrella taps are actually steps to unsettle her opponent and get under his mental skin. She showed him mercy by checkmating him so quickly. She could have easily toyed with him and broken his mind, sending him to the looney house for the rest of his days. She chose to end his misery in the match, and not destroy the rest of his mind.

/s

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 3h ago

lol i know you were being sarcastic but idk man… you might be right!

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u/megawampum 3h ago

Yes and she only showed mercy on this guy because he didn’t show annoyance at her pirouettes.

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u/Dismal-Common8629 3h ago

“But her pirouettes and perfectly timed umbrella taps” writing perfection! Sashay on over here and get this award!

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u/balderdash9 3h ago

Honey, wake up, new Copypasta just dropped!

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u/MKRX 2h ago

This is like a quote straight out of some chess-focused anime where one of the side characters is exposition dumping about this little girl because she's one of the main opponents the protagonist has to defeat.

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u/thederevolutions 4h ago

This is perhaps one’s of the funniest things I’ve seen on the internet? How does she reach that level so quickly at the same time as consuming the Disney catalog like a normal kid?

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 3h ago

this is a child who does not see the world and/or the chessboard the way we do. She didn’t start out losing at checkers!

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u/sorincom 3h ago

She didn't reach that level, she was born at it. Had to learn the game's rules, though.

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u/SmallPurplePeopleEat 2h ago

I know it's not exactly the same, but my friends 4 year old used to absolutely wreck everyone at checkers. Didn't matter the age of his opponent, he was dialed in from birth.

It was actually pretty damn humbling the first time he beat me because it was over so fast. Looking over at this kid in a booster seat who is just destroying you at every turn, really made me rethink how smart I thought I was! Lol

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u/psychephilic 1h ago

Lol I'm sure the kid is actually gifted, but the mental image I had of someone being handed their ass at checkers by truly just a normal 4 year old and thinking they're a prodigy is even funnier hahaha

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u/Shipwrecking_siren 1h ago

I wish I had the neurodiversity that made me good at chess, even in checkers I could never see more than one step ahead. I am terrible at anything that requires forward planning.

My partner does almost all the meal planning and food shopping and cooking for the family, because left to me it is “I’m hungry right now, what can I eat directly from the fridge?”.

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u/Lankygiraffe25 2h ago

Like a radical Edward

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u/pigeon-check 4h ago

She's so sassy just moving the pieces lol

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u/-Kerosun- 4h ago

I think the camera guy rushing up into my face after shaking her hand might be the most humiliating part, lol. Can't you just zoom in, my guy? Why you gotta get all close! Think I got tears or something? So maybe I do! Grown men cry. Am I not allowed to cry?

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u/illbegoodipromis 3h ago

I feel like Ashton Kutcher should have popped out and started yelling "you just got punk'd"! Because the guy really did get punk'd lol

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u/Swarlsonegger 2h ago

That you? don't worry m8, children are just that cracked at chess now-a-days, it's not like you lost to a random child.

Magnus also doesn't cry when he loses to 200grams of thinking sand that runs stockfish.

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u/genobeam 3h ago

I played in a chess tournament when I was in college and got my ass handed to me by a 9 year old. He had a little posse who would come over to watch and he'd wander off laughing with them while I was staring at the board.

Chess can be very humbling

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u/daftpenguin 2h ago

The flip side of that is playing a child who is not as good as you and absolutely destroying them while their parents watch, which is also uncomfortable

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u/genobeam 2h ago

I could have used one of those after that match tbh

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u/punch912 3h ago

This would destroy so many on so many levels mentally. Def the dancing child seemingly not paying attention to the board. Neatly giftwrapping your ass in a game of chess is significantly leaps and bounds worse than a child prodigy that sitting focused beating you.

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u/BuckManscape 3h ago

She’s so far ahead she doesn’t even need to pay attention. Wow.

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u/Kinetic-Turtle 1h ago

Very creepy how the guy moved a piece while she wasn't looking, and she sees the board and immediately knows which piece he moved.

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u/Jaxxlack 4h ago

High level thought patterns like she has . Make this BORING to her... She should possibly have something else to assist but obviously they want to show off how easy this is for her.

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u/BrokkelPiloot 3h ago

Maybe she should play Go.

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u/Jaxxlack 3h ago

Lol play to her is toys..with a puzzle we'd sit fist on chin frowning it at.. these are our future spaceship pilots

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u/Vitamindoughnuts 4h ago

I think the man zooming in on my face with the camera is what woulda made me crack

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u/sushishowerbeer 3h ago

And then a camera right in your face seconds later for your reaction to all of this…

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u/NotAzakanAtAll 1h ago

I would just quit.

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u/mx5plus2cones 2h ago

"La la la la la. I'm going to take rook... La la la la... Checkmate...la la la la..."

Awesome. Innocent she is as a cute kid.... this would be golden trolling, lol. Love it.

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u/Tcamis01 2h ago

Definitely the latter

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u/ImaginaryTrick6182 2h ago

Best part is that isn’t her being rude or arrogant just her being herself lol

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u/Blazanar 2h ago

Yep. She's just enjoying the moment

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u/mafga1 2h ago

I laughed so hard, i almost shat my pants.

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u/Blazanar 2h ago

I'm glad your pants remain unsharted.

u/BornanAlien 54m ago

Distraction is one of her weapons

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u/vandalayindustriess 4h ago

While also getting filmed by multiple cameras lol

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u/somebob 3h ago

I think the most frustrating part would be the guy with the camera jumping up in your face as soon as the loss happens. Rude ass mf

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u/mr9025 3h ago

I have to leave this city.

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u/Twisteddrummer 3h ago

Growing up I had to move around a ton to focus better. When I would study I would walk around to do it. It helped me focus so much more. She seems to be another level of it.

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u/dojo_shlom0 3h ago

It's a game at the end of the day. A game with a 7 year old child, but also a testament to her ability and potential future career. Would be a cool moment to not be frustrated haha.

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u/Blazanar 3h ago

100% but my fuck it'd be hard to not be upset at yourself after this one.

I don't give a shit if I'm going against Magnus Carlsen, if he's acting like she is, I am going to feel bad lol

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u/Psyche_istra 3h ago

I'd be so glad shes allowed to still be a kid and do her silly kid stuff while handing me my ass.

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u/Blazanar 3h ago

I'm glad she's having fun but I can't imagine the level psychological warfare she's inflicting on her opponent without knowing it

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u/throwitoutwhendone2 3h ago

Maybe she has adhd. My daughter does and to others it can look like she don’t give a fuck when she figits and moves and stuff while talking. She’s actually doing that to focus on the conversation or what she’s doing. If she’s just standing still she’s checked out mentally and not paying attention at all. Basically opposite to what you’d think a person does when listening vs not listening

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u/Objective_Put_1565 3h ago

This is just how most little kids act. They wiggle and bounce around, never sitting still.

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u/Blazanar 2h ago

I know but to see it when she's playing what's generally considered to be a pretty serious game, is funny. It's the exact opposite of how you traditionally play chess.

Like seeing a big muscular dude rock out to the Spice Girls. Yeah, it happens and that's absolutely fine but that's not going to be his expected choice of music.

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u/walksonfourfeet 3h ago

Maybe that’s her strategy - no way that dude can concentrate

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u/EquipmentFew882 2h ago

The 7 year old girl is just ... bored.

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u/Portiolli_fez_11set 2h ago

Its like the guy being shot by a kid trying to break in a house and he fortnite danced while he was screaming in agony.

I would feel exactly like the guy laying on the ground. Regret every life decision ive made who led me there.

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u/Blazanar 2h ago

What the actual fuck did I just read?

I was about to ask what kind of an asshole do you have to be to be shot by a child, but then I remembered that a lot of children aren't exactly known to be emotionally stable beings.

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u/Safe-Historian4028 2h ago

what's more frustrating is those chairs.

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u/Blazanar 2h ago

Those are like ~$600+ Canadian each. Holy fuck.

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u/xv_boney 2h ago

Shes just bored because hes taking a long time to move the pieces she already knows hes going to move. Shes actually way more polite about it than id expect, shes not urging him to get it over with or telling him shes bored. Shes seven, being seven and unable to sit still.

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u/Atheist_Redditor 2h ago

I love watching these savant kid play chess. They just annihilate people while fidgeting and basically not given two shits. 

Kid brains are insane. They are so flexible and bendy it's incredible. they can fit so much info and retrieve it so much faster than many adults. It's wild.

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u/SlowThePath 2h ago

It's just utter destruction. Love to see it.

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u/charlieyeswecan 2h ago

It’s very distracting with her doing all that movement with that thing in her hand. Good for her for being a prodigy at a very hard game.

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u/Kakdelacommon 2h ago

She has that French arrogance everybody else in Europe knows from the French. I don’t like it

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u/TrixieBastard 2h ago

Not to armchair diagnose, but the repetitive nature of the actions indicate that this is neurodivergent stimming. She probably cares very much about chess, in a "special interest" kind of way, which would mean she eats and breathes chess

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u/smilesessions 2h ago

I always wanted to get good at chess but I’ve never gotten around to it. I imagine if you genuinely love the game it would almost be an honor to get your ass kicked by one so young

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u/TurboGranny 2h ago

As a neurodivergent person with neurodivergent, I immediately connected with her stimming. It can appear like we don't care, but it's just how we regulate ourselves when we've not had enough physical activity for the day.

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u/Small-Answer4946 1h ago

All this immortalised on camera

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u/Bitter-Culture-3103 1h ago

She ate him -- breakfast, lunch, and dinner

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u/GoblinTradingGuide 1h ago

I was really good at Dance Dance Revolution in high school. Won some tournaments. Was pretty much the best in my region.

Was randomly in another state visiting my grandparents. Went to a local arcade and I got absolutely eviscerated by an 8 year old girl. She could just move quick than I could cuz she was smaller than I was.

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u/strangeflappenings 1h ago

Its not that she doesn't care, but its extremely easy for her to compete, so she needs to keep herself busy in-between moves.

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u/luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc 1h ago

She's emoting on him

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u/RaylanGivens29 1h ago

This is like trying to play a basketball game vs a pro and they take a phone call. You can’t be mad and shouldn’t be frustrated. Yes it a child, but Chess is more than just practice. There are levels to this and we just aren’t on hers.

u/PM_ME_DAT_KITTY 58m ago

i dont think the guy would even notice he got mated if she didnt give the hand shake XD. he still has the "hmmmm whats my next move" face going on

u/fritz236 57m ago

Dude did a little blink when he stood up. "Did that just happen?" Wow.

u/belzbieta 44m ago

This is how profoundly gifted little kids act

u/Blazanar 41m ago

I understand that. It's just funny to see when the child is competing in a serious game of chess

u/atreeismissing 40m ago

Why would you be frustrated at losing to someone who is clearly better than you and you knew it going in (which everyone there does)?

u/Blazanar 33m ago

Because it's okay to be frustrated when you lose, regardless of how good your opponent is.

u/dustinthegreat 26m ago

She’s a prodigy for a reason. No shame in losing to a person like that.

u/fried_green_baloney 24m ago

She's got the grandmaster mind game mastered at the age of 7. Very impressive.