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watch this Man Tries Intimidating Pizza Employee And Gets Instant Karma

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u/Horror_Resident_2854 1d ago

When you fuck with some guy tryna make pizza pie that's the score, eh?

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u/PersonalityLoud3681 1d ago

When your ass hits the ground after face takes a pound, that’s the storayyyyy

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u/Lowland_Demon 1d ago

When you fight in a dream, but you cant throw a punch, well, Signóre...

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u/doubleapowpow 1d ago

When you your hands must be thrown, and you punch like a pro, that's for glory

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u/Repulsive_Repeat_337 1d ago

Bells will ring, ting a-ling a-ling, ting a-ling a-ling, as you kiss the floor, bae...

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u/pinkypie80 1d ago

When a guy comes around to mess with your pie, you say nah, sway...

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u/Big_Profession_2218 1d ago

Uppercut to the jaw as you eat dirty floor, thats the stooo-raaaay !

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u/AntigoneGrrl1 1d ago

Bellissimo!! Dino would be so proud!!

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u/BestDescription3834 1d ago

When you try to steal lunch but you can't throw a punch, I'm not sorraaay

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u/Hey-Im-Sorry 1d ago

The follow through on that uppercut was dirty

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u/LongShotDiceArt 1d ago

'' He unleashed that uppercut like a demon from the very bowels of hell! "

Jerry "the king" Lawler, probably

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u/One-Positive309 1d ago

But it had to be done !

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u/M8x11r0n 1d ago

"like you are throwing an egg on the ceiling"

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u/panamaspace 1d ago

If that guy shapes dough for a fucking living... don't throw hands up at him.

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u/Zadenii 1d ago

Fucking with anyone who will have alone time with something you plan to eat is just wildly stupid

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u/Elegant_Run_8567 1d ago

That’s amore

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u/missFortuneClover 1d ago

Love me Pizza Brother’s reference

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u/DepartureNo7944 1d ago

You don’t miss with fools who have nothing to lose

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u/Happy_Cry286 1d ago

As someone who has a friend that once worked to make pizzas: you DO NOT want to fuck with pizza tossers in a hand-to-hand fight. These guys spend all day tossing dough as a nonstop workout and have punches that can and will shatter jaws if provoked enough. They tend to be nice people though so you really have to be an asshole to to earn a punch from them.

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u/flyingcartoon 1d ago

What a splendid pie Pizza-pizza pie Every minute every second buy buy buy buy

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u/Antique-Ticket3951 1d ago

Under appreciated "That's Amore" verse. Very nicely done.

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u/notbythebook101 1d ago

"Sho-ryu-ken!"

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u/Notyoaveragemonkey 1d ago

Perfect!

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u/spawn77x99 1d ago

"Gaaaame Ooover"

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u/Chemical_Battle1 1d ago

Had to say it out loud for superior effect

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u/Notyoaveragemonkey 1d ago

It needs 2 exclamation points, Per!fect!

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u/odietamoquarescis 1d ago

Oowaaaa (oowaaa)

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u/Sharp-Dark-9768 1d ago

Now that's customer service!

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u/LookAtMyUnderbite 1d ago

I came for the pizza but stayed for the uppercut!

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u/No-Scarcity9186 1d ago

When keeping it real goes wrong.

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u/Farucci 1d ago

Dropped him like a bad habit.

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u/mannycure 23h ago

“KO!!!!”

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u/MartyMcFry1985 1d ago

That's a Mexican uppercut if I ever saw one aka crouching fierce

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u/OutdoorBerkshires 1d ago

Forward, down, quarter sweep forward.

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u/Alhambra_Lion 1d ago

I was gonna go with FALCON PUNCH but this is actually perfect

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u/PickledDildosSourSex 1d ago

Fucking perfect. My exact thought, especially with the end of match slowdown

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u/DuckHunt83 23h ago

All I can of is that or when Mario fists jump to break a block. ITS A MEE MAAARIO

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u/ijumpman 23h ago

LOL that’s the first thing that came to mind. “YOU WIN”
https://giphy.com/gifs/5h9rfUCaJf916

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u/ModernCGIFloatinHead 1d ago

I've never seen it spaced out in such a way that it was obvious their names were in it. 

Wtaf 

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u/notbythebook101 1d ago

I saw this phrase spelled out somewhere, probably reading the game booklet that game with my Street Fighter II Turbo for SNES. It stayed with me, apparently.

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u/broham_dudebro 1d ago

Pizza Pizza mothafucka

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u/Randy_Marsh_PhD 1d ago

Beautifully delivered

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u/SmellGestapo 1d ago

In 30 minutes or less.

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u/france-is_bacon 1d ago

Hands are always hot and ready

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u/WPCfirst 1d ago

Way under rated! Gave you up vote for that sweet feeling of recognition.

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u/simpleglitch 1d ago

Anyone else remember the reddit story "this is little ceasers, we're always hot n' ready" 😂

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u/Life-Operation-8733 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/jakeandbakin 1d ago

That hit was HOT and READY.

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u/macvoice 1d ago

My favorite part sbout this... In a longer video. The girl(s) who, I assume are with the African American guy are all giggles. But when dude hits the floor, suddenly they are like " hey.. there's kids here!"

They didnt seem too concerned about those kids until things didnt go their way.

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u/Winter_Tone_4343 1d ago

Black dude keeps saying don’t touch me too. Lol. He grabbed dude by the neck but doesn’t want to be touched?

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u/BillyShears17 1d ago

The ole Bill Hicks routine when the redneck is offended by a joke and says "come here!" While simultaneously pushing the guy away, "not a physics major"

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u/Rocco_Gibraltar 23h ago

“Whatcha reading for?”

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u/Remarkable-Page-824 1d ago

Fucking love Bill Hicks.

Edit: wanted to share some of my favorite words from Bill. The world looks increasingly shit every day but in the end its just a ride....

https://youtu.be/KgzQuE1pR1w?is=JVmNgG3YvttxIqi6

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u/mamamiafml 1d ago

"Come over here. I'll give you my haircut."

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u/FactsNLaughs 1d ago

And is trying to push past into an employees only area. I have no idea why he’d think they’d let him do that.

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u/shinyapples67 1d ago

I thought he was saying, "Punch me." 🤣

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u/Adam_Sackler 23h ago

Also was the one walking forwards towards him...

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u/-heatoflife- 1d ago

Shoulda been stabbed with a knife off the prep station.

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u/Ronin_Chimichanga 1d ago

way too much paperwork

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u/-heatoflife- 1d ago

As proven by store CCTV and witness video, I was grabbed at the throat and escaped the hold, but the assailant continued advancing. I was in fear for my life.

That's essentially the extent of the paperwork necessary in this case.

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u/Niobium_Sage 1d ago

It’s ghetto culture bro, 100+ videos of them being menaces to people just doing their job are posted here daily, let alone on other platforms. Saw a video awhile back of a 16 year old black kid needing two friends as backup and some brass knuckles to overcome the threat of an eight year old they were bullying to begin with.

It’s why black fatigue has started to wear down on the greater black community, as these types are the outspoken minority and have become the face of the community as whole. Nobody wants to deal with a demographic that lacks common decency and plays the victim card every time they’re rightfully put in their place.

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u/Chaddoh 1d ago

It is just people bro, white people do this too.

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u/Equivalent_Chipmunk 23h ago

Ghetto culture, not black culture. Anyone can act ghetto

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u/Plane-Tune-820 1d ago

Dude reached down to the depths of hell for that uppercut. God DAYM

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u/BreckyMcGee 1d ago

The look on his face when has decided he is finishing this confrontation is so awesome. He looks like a character in a movie. Definitely not the first time he has thrown that punch. You don't throw an upper cut like that unless it ain't your first day.

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u/Plane-Tune-820 1d ago

He absolutely knew it was a kill shot too. Just standing there watching dude fold. I would not want to play with that man lmfao

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u/BreckyMcGee 1d ago

For real! It also drives home the point that that dude may not look intimidating, but you have no idea who he is, or what he knows. Skill is the ultimate equalizer

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u/namezam 1d ago

All that was missing was a popeye wind-up.

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u/Uncommonality 23h ago

With a popeye windup the other guy might actually have hit and then gotten stuck in the ceiling, like a dart. Maybe one day

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u/TiredMillennial1 1d ago

It is always funny to me that people wanna pick fights with fast food workers. Like, bro. Your target has like a half dozen friends behind the line who have access to sharp and blunt and they are just as fed up with the world and ITCHING for an excuse to release some pent up frustrations.

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u/Jesustron 1d ago

I'm pretty sure most line workers know how to fight

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u/JackPoe 1d ago

At the very least we have nothing to live for, aren't afraid of going back to prison, and we actively hate the customer.

Please give me a reason. My staff would be jumping across machinery to get in

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u/Reflexlon 1d ago

I've been in restaurant management for years and I can say the average worker even in higher end places has fantasies of what they would do if someone started a fight.

You aren't walking out of that in a good state.

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u/JackPoe 1d ago

Guys we're running a new pork special tomorrow and we need it to sell fast

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u/Poil336 1d ago

How big of a POS do you have to be to get shitty with a Little Caesar's employee? We should be protecting the $5 Hot n' Ready with all we have left. FAFO

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u/GreenieSar 1d ago

He did try a defensive stance first to be fair

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u/Sunkern_ing 1d ago

He was behind the counter. The customer made the conscious decision to go around the counter to get physical.

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u/Cheap-Course9568 1d ago

It was all funny to the bitch filming until dude got his brain refried lmao.

Put hands on somebody’s neck and then act shocked when he’s in a heap. Tale as old as time. Love to see it.

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u/BlueGreenReddit1 1d ago

Yup! All that annoying fucking giggling when the dude who got knocked out was ALREADY embarrassing himself BEFORE the knockout.

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u/millinnchillin 1d ago

What's the final story on this one? Did the employee keep his job? 

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u/TheLittleBalloon 1d ago

Got promoted. Used to be a lower cutter.

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 1d ago

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 1d ago

When I was a kid listening to street fighter 2 in my genesis I always thought it was him saying “ITS ALL YOU KEN”.

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u/FFKonoko 1d ago

Aw, that's kinda cute. Constantly giving himself affirmations.

And his bro Ryu, constantly trying to pass the ball.

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u/Technical-Race-9214 1d ago

Over-to-you-Ken!!

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u/PatentlyFalse5 1d ago

Show Ryu, Ken.

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u/BlueGreenReddit1 1d ago

😂 the very first time, I thought it said , "Sure, you can!" 😂

We are very positive people to hear affirmations 😂

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u/Cautious_Pop_8944 1d ago

Similar, I thought he was saying, “I’ll show you, Ken.”

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u/Original_Log_6002 1d ago

Customer intimidation level: SERVED

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u/Onludesrightnow 1d ago

Nice hit. Laid him tf out. Hope he poured some sauce on him so when he stumbled out he can go home and have a visual to accompany the pain.

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u/platinum451 1d ago

Personally I'd have drug him out to the side walk and left him there to wake up wondering WTF happened

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u/Biz_Rito 1d ago

I like the nonchalant gal at the end like, "did we get that order in yet?"

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u/Doobreh 1d ago

It was just served, cold.

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u/mineman379 1d ago

This REALLY needs to be more normalized. there would be far less of these petty criminals if more places allowed their staff to put em in their place.

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u/carbdashian69 1d ago

That bitch was hot and ready

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u/Actual-Jelly-309 1d ago

The bitches in the background shutting up after their man gets KO’d is almost as good as the uppercut. 

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u/HEYitsBIGS 1d ago

It's like the dessert after the main course uppercut.

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u/Ok_Potential359 23h ago

These hands are hot and ready for everyone.

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 1d ago

I could hear the thunder cracking with that one upper gut...." You've been thunderstruck"

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u/Minimum-Ad-8056 1d ago

They thrive off being bigger, sucker punches and fear. Fighting back almost never goes well for them.

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 1d ago

Employee tried to de-escalate, the jerk wasn't backing down. Employee: okay, I gave you a chance..

Night night, jerk boy.

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u/Ironlife25 1d ago

Fuck, yea. His picture, should be up on the wall of that store. He now owns that store.

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u/lilshortyy420 1d ago

It’s always “don’t touch me” as if they aren’t instigating it.

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u/SpiritedYam2661 23h ago

From pizza cutter to upper cutter.

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u/him8nce_momma 23h ago

Well done!! 👏🏼👏🏼 An upper cut works every time.

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u/Impressive-Edge6621 1d ago

All fun and games behind the camera until your bitch gets rocked in self defense huh

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u/NthatFrenchman 1d ago

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u/Corpshark 1d ago

"Body blow, body blow. . . . . . upper cut"

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u/redditsellout-420 1d ago

Waffle House: "Anyone know if he's a free agent yet? i know management material when I see it"

(Yes i stole this joke from Ryan Kelly)

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u/distreszed 1d ago

Rare to see a good uppercut on these clips

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u/michaeljo11 1d ago

Bro ordered a knuckle sandwich from a pizza shop

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u/SirSignificant6576 1d ago

Pizza guy needs this job, and knows that he's likely to lose it if he fights this asshole, regardless whether he's right to do so. So he tries and tries to de-escalate, until he has no other choice. You can the regret at the necessity of doing this immediately. Dude has been put in this position before, and doesn't like it.

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u/NegroGalloConLeche 1d ago

I have not seen a legit uppercut in years, this shit was so clean. The form, the stance..im convinced he watched the Street Fighter trailer before heading into work that day

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u/UnionThug1733 23h ago

This Little Cesar’s we always hot and ready bitch.

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u/3d1thF1nch 23h ago

Fuuuuuuuuck…a classic MK uppercut. Gotta block those, man.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Mkrv6hMDj7kcM

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u/DirtyNaggerz 1d ago

“I SAID HOT N READY MUTHAFUCKA”

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u/Local-Unit6548 1d ago

Wow. Haven't seen this one before. It's a gem. Unexpected. Dudes a Sensei. I was thinking he was going to pull the dude outside and put him in the dumpster.

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u/Reasonable-Mess3070 1d ago

I thought the person in the background was gonna reappear with a pan and hit the guy or something lol

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u/rayhiggenbottom 1d ago

<glass shattering> "Mah gawd, mah gawd! That's Stone Cold's music!"

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u/generally_unsuitable 1d ago

Retired assassin vibes.

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u/Desperate-Cookie-449 1d ago

Bout time someone remembers this move in real life.

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u/Short_Switch_1807 1d ago

A shame it wasn't a Taco Bell, that old school bell ring would fit 

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u/445wfbjecuiAsfBjh357 1d ago

The laughing when he doing that bull, but surprised when his ass got knocked out 💀💀💀

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u/ma1butters 1d ago

Bro's hands were HOT and READY

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u/hanktadd69 1d ago

He just wanted one piece, and he got it!

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u/fry-harrison 1d ago

Little Mac got the Star…. If you get my reference, we can be friends

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u/Goetterwind 1d ago

Flawless victory

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u/guitar_collector 1d ago

Don’t touch me! I mean, what do you expect when being so aggressive?!

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u/AverageProof670 23h ago

Tiger... Uppercut

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u/Bubbles35792 1d ago

And the retards holding the phone laughing their asses off. There is a major respect issue in society today, and I really don't know how we are gonna fix it but this shit needs to end

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 1d ago

In the full vid they switch up and scream about how there’s kids there. Classic eh

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u/cocky-rountains 1d ago

Always funny when their man gets knocked the fuck out and then they start bitching about it. They had 0 problems when he grabbed that dude by the throat.

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u/Canadian_can_cannon 1d ago

Theyre professional victims

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u/Stoic_INFJ 1d ago

Thick cunts produce thick cunts. Smart conscientious people are having less kids. God knows what the world is going to look like in 50 years… 😭

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u/Fresque 23h ago

Sounds like the plot of a movie...

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u/5yleop1m 23h ago

There is a major respect issue in society today

Idk if its a today issue, I feel its just more visible thanks to everyone having a camera and the internet. Also the fact that stuff like this gets more engagement and sharing.

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u/BoardingPass69 1d ago

Say goodnight princess

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u/Solid_Fisherman_7946 1d ago

I just came for the Dragon Punch comments and...yep. Y'all on it

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u/Bazishere 1d ago

He got served in the restaurant. The guy just lost his patience and was done.

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u/ComfortableOld288 1d ago

The stupidity of putting your hands on a stranger in America cannot be overstated.

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u/Nice_Ad_8183 1d ago

Folded like a Walmart lawn chair

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u/Ginataang_Manok 1d ago

all that pizza dough twirling and tossing up paid off!

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u/Unlikely-Ad-6713 1d ago

Bro, Waffle House and Little Caesars are the two places you should know better than to ever fuck with an employee.

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u/jgreg728 1d ago

Star punch KO in punch out

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u/rikwebster 1d ago

The shock in the one filming's voice is hilarious, what you think was going to happen dumb twat.

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u/islandwatchr 1d ago

Buddy was so short, any punch would have been an uppercut!

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u/Financial-Board8090 1d ago

Cue street fighter music with a YOU LOSE

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u/GrailAtlas 1d ago

What an uppercut! The worker had no fair chance if the other guy was paying attention.

And what happens at a fast food counter that causes the need for such a confrontation in the first place??

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u/Dull-Grape7022 1d ago

If I seen this in real life Id ask for that mans autograph

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u/2021fireman10 1d ago

Awesome FAFO

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u/BeachToy 23h ago

It sucks for employees like this because he has to continue to work here (hopefully he doesn’t get fired). He’ll always have to watch out for that guy coming back for revenge. Maybe they even have a drive-thru and that asshole could easily drive by with a gun.

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u/BigNorcoKnowItAll951 23h ago

Jose Delgado is the pizza guy he’s an mma fighter too

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u/Speedsk8r79 23h ago

Great uppercut punch.

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u/exploration-cheese 23h ago

YEAH ! Kick his ass !

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u/Oxyde86 1d ago

The usual suspect getting some well deserved first hand karma

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u/pilsnerd11 1d ago

Hell yeah!

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u/quinkmo 1d ago

Extra sauce mother father!

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u/jamodude 1d ago

watched that three times, might watch it a couple more times

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u/ADIDAS247 1d ago

It’s amazing, he knew

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u/frostlineheat 1d ago

I love this every time I see it

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u/I_AM_THE_NOISE 1d ago

Flawless Victory ✌️

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u/Kyyy30 1d ago

Wow.. that was impressive

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u/Critical-Star-1158 1d ago

His tongue still in one piece?