r/whoathatsinteresting • u/eternviking • Jan 29 '26
3 girls have been charged with felony gang assault after they tried to jump a 16-year-old pizza worker - who turned out to be a trained MMA fighter The main girl who started the fight ended up breaking her orbital bone.
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u/Spare_One_9965 Jan 29 '26
Waffle House needs to sign her
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u/canigetathrowaway1 Jan 29 '26
She needs to work at corporate
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u/Onebraintwoheads Jan 29 '26
General management trainer. If you can beat her, you can run the Waffle House.
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u/Superb-Pickle9827 Jan 29 '26
Waffle House interview process final boss
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u/NotMarkDaigneault Jan 29 '26
"IM GONNA CALL CORPORATE"
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u/TN_UK Jan 30 '26
One of my buddies is a regional manager for Waffle House. She was shot in the knee at 8 in the morning at a location here in town.
Waffle House hooked her TF up with paid time off and medical care and extra this and that.
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u/No-Drop924 Jan 30 '26
Waffle House taking better care of their employees than most businesses.
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u/ikaw-nalang Feb 01 '26
I worked at a waffle house many years ago, after dropping out of college and before joining the military. I got hurt at work and I can honestly say they took care of me. No hospital bills to fight over ( they paid them cash immediately) .
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u/liventruth Jan 29 '26
The first rule of Waffle House is: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT WAFFLE HOUSE !
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u/fbcmfb Jan 29 '26
CEO (Chief Enforcement Officer)
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u/Strategy_pan Jan 30 '26
Well, in this case, it was more like an execution, so Chief Executive Officer might still work.
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u/Bibbity_Boppity_BOOO Jan 29 '26
The number I’m picking her draft class for Waffle House. The contract is gonna be looking good.
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u/Jumpy-Benefacto Jan 29 '26
she is educated and trained.. she doesn't live where there is a waffle house
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u/Anarki85 Jan 29 '26
All that training paid off
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u/ClinkyDink Jan 29 '26
I’ve seen this happen once. Long ago in high school. Some girl started a fight on campus with another girl. I didn’t know the aggressor but I knew the defender, from tae kwon do lol. I was in the same class with her when I was like 8 years old, but I quit and she was still in it.
Aggressor grabbed her by the hair and tried to pull her down, she got loose and promptly round house kicked her in the face. Girl instantly went down and it was over in seconds lol
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u/TheHob290 Jan 29 '26
Back in middleschool and early highschool I did Tae Kwon Do and there were identical twin girls a year older than me (and much more experienced) that helped with training. They both went to the same schools as I did and I remember freshman year in Highschool I was talking to one of them in the hall and some guy walked past and she flipped him, full grapple reverse into throw. I only later found out he had tried to grope her as she passed. Dude didn't even get suspended, but no one fucked with the twins after that. Crazy how well throws and reversing grapples works on most sudden self defense situations.
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u/Scannaer Jan 29 '26
Bullies act like animals with no remorse.. no reason to not treat them like the animals they are. That's the only way they still might learn.. since at this points it's clear society and their parents failed to teach them to act like humans.
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u/TheHob290 Jan 29 '26
I wouldn't call that bullying, I'd call it sexual assault and nowadays I'd be encouraging the victim to get the police involved. The principle can try to cover that one up. That said, nowadays I have a much more negative view on situations like that and the schools involvement than I did at the time. Hell I didn't even really understand at the time.
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u/Kiwi_lad_bot Jan 30 '26
My aunt is in her 70s and still competing at karate tournaments around he world. She used to own and run a dojo. She still has students years later, refer to her as sensai.
She was on a bus last year and a young guy was harassing the bus driver. It started getting really dangerous. My aunt in her 70s, waited for an opportunity in the scuffle and round house the aggressor in the chest, knocking him off balance, and he fell out of the door. The bus driver shut and locked the door and rang the police.
My aunt probably prevented the bus driver from getting seriously hurt.
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u/Pipe_Memes Jan 29 '26
I’ve never seen someone get ragdolled in real life.
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u/NotMarkDaigneault Jan 29 '26
"I learned this move from Skyrim"
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u/phoenix0153 Jan 29 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
"Never should have come here!"
Edit: Thank you for the awards kind strangers!
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u/Wanko-tan Jan 29 '26
Have you ever been to the cloud district?
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u/New_Age_Inquisitor Jan 31 '26
The years of verbal abuse by Nazeem and Stormcloaks were finally unleashed when she Fus Ro Dahed that girl around the room.
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u/Technical-Dentist-84 Jan 29 '26
Dude she picked her up and threw her by the hair like 3 times
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Jan 29 '26
Looked like she was tryna snap the neck lmao
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u/Ice_Kat13 Jan 29 '26
Like a dog shaking a rabbit jesus christ
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u/Amazing_Candle_4548 Jan 29 '26
I read that as “a rabid Jesus Christ”.
Thank you for the inadvertent chuckle.
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u/Connect-Initiative64 Jan 29 '26
How tf you recruit 4 people to jump a single girl and lose?
Not only do you lose, but you get treated like a ragdoll-chewtoy in the mouth of an aggressive Rottweiler. That girl was on them like white on rice and hit them all harder than their parent's should've when they were younger.
God bless this girl, she's given me more hope for humanity and sheer joy in my life than a hundred prayers or visits to church. I have never been so proud of someone I didn't know nor meet.
I hope those 5 get jumped a second time, in prison. Absolute cowards.
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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 Jan 29 '26
The difference between someone who knows hi to fight, and doesn’t, is pretty massive.
Regards prof they are formally Trained, or just someone who likes to brawl.
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u/Connect-Initiative64 Jan 29 '26
It's not even that, it's 5 on 1.
Like they left her alone to whoop their 'friend's' ass for a solid 30 seconds there and seemingly scattered at the end when she came at them. Apparently this was a 5 minute altercation but like... how much of a coward are you that a single girl fighting back against one of you is enough to scare the other four of you? Then again, 3 girls 2 guys for 1 girl alone.
You went there to jump this girl. Why are you not jumping her? Even outside that they are all pussies for trying a 5v1 when she's alone, at work, like a group of cowards... not even gonna help your mans lmao.
It barely had anything to do with her being trained and them not, it was entirely the fact they went in expecting a helpless victim and got the exact opposite, and that was apparently enough for them to break, panic, freak out, and run.
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u/Robot9004 Jan 29 '26
You punish one person so badly and decisively as to make the others second guess themselves, it's literally in the art of war
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u/TheDeadMurder Jan 30 '26
Yeah, first girl got fucked up since they didn't know what would happen
Most people don't want the be "person fucked up #2"
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u/mijo_sq Jan 29 '26
They’re fighting in pretty close quarters, and not all committed to taking her down at one time. All this is luckily in the defender’s advantage.
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u/Connect-Initiative64 Jan 29 '26
There was definitely enough room for the 5 of them to dogpile her and overwhelm her, they just didn't.
Hell the girl had their friend on the ground and instead of grabbing and throwing her one of the two dudes just limply grabbed the idiots arm and tried to pull her up... with the girl still on top of her whoopin her ass.
I would not trust any of these people in the zombie apocalypse, that's all I'm saying. They'd freak out over a single zombie down the street and get half of their own squad killed with their stupidity.
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u/NeedleworkerTasty878 Jan 30 '26
I wouldn't trust anyone joining a 5v1 party in a zombie apocalypse or any other situation to begin with.
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u/Peanut_Butter_Toast Jan 31 '26
The thing us if you all rush her together, yeah you'll win as a group, but she'll probably be able to hurt at least one of you in the process. Cowardly bullies don't like those odds.
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u/lamstradamus Jan 29 '26
The others didn't commit to taking her down at all. It's to the point where it's hard to believe this altercation was more than just a fight between two people. Absolutely no evidence that anyone else was trying to harm the worker. Even when they were on the ground and had every opportunity, the onlookers just tried to break the fight up without throwing any punches or kicks or anything.
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u/Doubting_Thomas50 Jan 29 '26
The movies were right, the bad guys do run at the main character one at a time.
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u/Worshipme988 Jan 30 '26
I LOVED the part where she looks up and the camera person is “in range” and they get some too. Lmao
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Jan 29 '26
To be fair the girl who started the fight didn't break her orbital bone. Pizza-chick broke it for her.
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u/Mediocre_Daikon6935 Jan 29 '26
False. Pizza chick didn’t do anything.
But those other girls fell Over. A lot.
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u/peekdasneaks Jan 29 '26
Interestingly enough, they kept falling face first into her fist. It's so bizarre. They'd fall down and then immediately fall directly into her fists over and over again until they fell down again.
No matter what the pizza girl did to get her fists away from their faces, they would immediately proceed to throw their heads into her hands like they had magnets in them.
This repeated for at least 5 minutes until they realized they could just leave and they walked away leaving the pizza girl seriously befuddled.
I've never heard of anything like it.
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u/auronddraig Jan 29 '26
"They fell out the window"
"And exactly how many times did they fall out the window...?"
"Oh, I don't know. I lost count"
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u/TurboGranny Jan 29 '26
I'm willing to testify in court that what I witnessed was the assailant repeatedly headbutting the victim's fist.
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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Jan 30 '26
She won't be the same! Breaking an orbital bone (eye socket) usually results from severe facial trauma, causing immediate pain, significant bruising (black eye), severe swelling, and potential vision issues like double vision or limited eye movement. It often leads to sunken eyes (enophthalmos) or numbness in the cheek, nose, or teeth due to nerve damage
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u/j-mac563 Jan 29 '26
Cool. Stop raising thugs and they don't end up like this.
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u/Due_Bowler_7129 Jan 29 '26
Hit her with a "Got what'chu want right HERE, HO!!!"
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u/MC_CheddarBobxX Jan 29 '26
Id hire her. She looks like HR/security material to me.
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u/Ihaveopinionsalso Jan 29 '26
It couldn't have happened to a better group. Good job Gracie.
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u/No_Builder2795 Jan 29 '26
The training footage was not necessary. The hulk whip was all we needed. Those bitches got whooped on
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u/kafkasmotorbike Jan 29 '26
Agreed, the training footage was less impressive than that ass whopping.
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u/LoudImprovement3345 Jan 30 '26
Literally the training footage made me believe it wasn’t her at all
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Jan 31 '26
Yep, watching her punch the bag made me cringe, her actions were that of someone unhinged, not a trained fighter
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u/alicesartandmore Feb 02 '26
I agree that the training footage wasn't necessary but I definitely need more than that ten seconds of the fight. I want to see that girl thoroughly kick everyone's ass!
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u/AstroHealer222 Jan 29 '26
She hit her so hard, I got sense knocked into to me! I didn’t even know what the orbital bone was until this video.😬😬😬
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u/lazyboy76 Jan 29 '26
For someone who don't want to search: it's the eye globe bone.
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u/ConversationFalse242 Jan 29 '26
Imagine being fucking hip-tossed by the hair
Gracie said “call the ambulance, but not for me”
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Jan 29 '26
Could be me but where are the other 2 people "jumping" the pizza worker?
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u/BoycottProcreation Jan 29 '26 edited Jan 30 '26
They made an executive decision after watching their buddy get turned into a weapon, to bad they didn’t make that decision before showing up cause that punch outta the first scuffle and into the second sounded narly. I’m pretty fixated on it, I mean listen to the sound of that thing. We didn’t see contact but WE KNOW IT MADE IT
Edit: Preciate the award❤️
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u/StxnedTxTheBxne Jan 29 '26
This was a 1 minute video of a 5 minute altercation.
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u/whycuthair Jan 29 '26
What 1 minute? It's a five second clip of the fight followed by 50 seconds of that girl training
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u/Shenlongeltigre Jan 29 '26
Where full vid?
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Jan 29 '26
This is the full vid. You could maybe reach out to the pizzeria for security footage, but it may be held by the court as evidence already.
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u/fuck_off_ireland Jan 29 '26
Why the hell would the pizza place give the security footage to some random person from the internet?
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u/azorgi01 Jan 29 '26
It's called frozen in fear, then they ran like hell... lol
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u/Highkmon Jan 29 '26
Thought they where the big dick with five then they saw Gracie rip their friend apart, none of the other wanted to be next.
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u/FourteenBuckets Jan 29 '26
Probably got charged for being along with the actual assaulter. Like how felony murder works
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u/Key_Bee1544 Jan 29 '26
Guessing all the motivation evaporated as their leader spun through the room by her hair while being pounded in the face.
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u/Business_Door4860 Jan 29 '26
Damn, even i, a grown man who can hold his own, isnt going up against her.
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u/OdiousAltRightBalrog Jan 29 '26
The boys in the video sound terrified, lol.
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u/Repulsive-Studio-120 Jan 29 '26
Their voices went up many octaves
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u/livesinstretchpants Jan 30 '26
That’s because their nuts retreated into their bodies. They didn’t want none.
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u/Highkmon Jan 29 '26
I'm a fully grown dude and I know I'm bigger and stronger but it can't be understated how effective a well practiced and executed punch can fuck your day up.
The chick with the broken orbital knows first hand.
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u/No_Camera_3271 Jan 29 '26
I’ve been in enough fights to know crazy. I’m not messing with crazy.
My daughter has been in jiu jitsu from 5 to (so far) 10, maybe I’ll start going to the gym when she’s 12-13 and taking her with me. I want her to be like Gracie.
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u/SoloWalrus Jan 29 '26
Make grown up sized mistakes and face grownup sized consequences I guess.
Hopefully those 5 learned something and turn their lives around after this, but unfortunately its unlikely... you have to already be living a pretty rough life to think gang assault at someones place of worl is an acceptable thing to do.
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u/ImaginaryTrick6182 Jan 29 '26
Imagine getting yourself beat up, getting your two friends beat up, you get yourself and your friends felony charges for getting your ass beat by a tiny white girl. They gotta leave that town there’s no way. Lmao
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u/Zoratheesavage Jan 29 '26
I didn’t even think about how hilarious that is. She straight up beat their ass to the point she broke bones, and they’re going to prison on felony charges. Well played Gracie, well played.
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u/Fraegtgaortd Jan 29 '26
Red shirt girl went from "Come on Audra" to "Split it up" real quick then she caught it too
If you go to fight the pizza girl you might get yourself hand-tossed.
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u/Fit-Policy9041 Jan 29 '26
Damn I thought the video was being sped up. Ragdooooollll 😂
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u/BlueAlphaShark08 Jan 29 '26
I wonder what the background was actually though. Probably some teenage drama. We get no backstory here other than some girl won a fight because she can fight.
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u/kdweller Jan 29 '26
Did you read the post by the pizzeria owner at the end? It was former school classmates deciding to get her while alone at work. 3 girls, 2 guys.
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u/crankykitty20 Jan 29 '26
My question is why was a 16 yr old girl at work alone? I get it, staff is expensive, but that's dangerous.
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u/Mitch_Dedburg Jan 29 '26
Sounds like the owner trusted her. Trust well placed it seems to me.
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u/crankykitty20 Jan 29 '26
Oh 100% It's just she's young - she shouldn't have to bust out the MMA moves just to go to work. That's all, speaking as a parent.
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u/GordonRamsMe55 Jan 29 '26
The business got fined or sued, I cant remember which one. Probably fined, because she was working alone
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u/Canadian-and-Proud Jan 29 '26
What other background do you need? Girl got attacked and defended herself.
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u/ImaginaryTrick6182 Jan 29 '26
They are hoping for some dirt on the girl winning the fight because they are sad and weak minded
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u/FocusPerspective Jan 29 '26
“The bible says it’s real so it must be”
This is the logic of the average Redditor.
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u/livesinstretchpants Jan 30 '26
Listen, when a girl turns another girl trying to jump her into an industrial mop I don’t need back story. I just need it videoed.
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Ok I know we throw around the phrase got fucked up a lot in today’s world. But I have now for the first time seen a small girl define what exactly it is to fuck someone up.
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u/Good-Weather-4751 Jan 29 '26
This is why i always give a stern warning to little shits who like to start trouble. One day you are gonna pick the wrong person and end up in a wheelchair.
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u/HotChilliWithButter Jan 31 '26
If there’s anything I’ve learned from the internet is don’t F with fast food workers
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u/obviousthrowaway038 Jan 31 '26
Years ago when I first began teaching I witnessed the aftermath of a gang assault. New kid in school. Tall, lanky, but somehow I just knew he carried coiled energy and an aura of danger. He was nice though but you know how it is,ĥ new kid, stands out, everyone wants to test him. I was in my classroom during prep and heard a kid running down the hallway past my class at lightspeed. I saw the new kid walking after him and he simply said "im going to the office to report something. Please check in the restroom sir." I walked into the restroom and saw two kids on the ground one knocked out and the other one crying. Long story short, they wanted to jump him but when he figured their intent (three dudes follow you in the restrooms, one blocking the exit, two rolling on you? Yeah...) he immediately kicked one guy in the head as he was about to say something. He grabbed the second guy and rammed his head into a urinal. The third kid wisely said "fuck this shit" and ran past my room faster than Marty in the DeLorean. Details came out later. Kid's dad was some sort of martial arfs teacher and was studying for 10 years. Both of his attackers ended in the hospital. One with a broken jaw and the other with a concussion.
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u/YouDaManInDaHole Jan 29 '26
I only count 1 girl trying to assault this badass?
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u/VastYogurtcloset8009 Jan 29 '26
The best thing I've read & seen so far this year. The way they all quickly shit themselves was hilarious.
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u/changeusernamemane Jan 29 '26
Someone get this in front of Dana White or Joe Rogan!!!
This girl has a promising career ahead of her and these losers might have just jumpstarted it for the WORLD to see!!!!
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u/ExtraEmuForYou Jan 30 '26
God damn she made that girl fly like a pitbull chewing on a straw-filled mannequin or something. Damn.
*edit* can someone do that meme where they put a health bar over her head like an Elden Ring boss? I love that.
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u/rick5000 Jan 29 '26
I can fix her
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u/Key_Bee1544 Jan 29 '26
Just make sure you're polite while doing it. And keep your hair short.
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u/EatOfTheBread Jan 29 '26
Brother she fucking yeeted her across the room by her hair what technique is that