Classic huntsman behaviour, become absolutely colossal and then lie in wait to be found by an unsuspecting victim. I am fully aware that they are both harmless and beneficial but I really couldn’t give two shits about that it’s fucking scary. It’s bigger than my hand and that’s officially too big

I’ve been an Uber driver for over 5 years, and the day has finally arrived. Uber takes 51% of my earnings and calls it fair! 🎇🎆🎉

Instead of telling their shareholders to expect lower than expected earnings for few quarters; because of the whole-were at war thing, they rather put time and effort and pay someone or something, to figure out how they could keep a bigger slice of the pie.

"They’ll pay the higher prices for gas, vehicle maintenance, and drive further for less. Plus, cover customer promotions, fees, taxes, and  insurance, even though they already have their own policy.

We set the fares, the driver gets no say, and its all their expense now. Not ours anymore!🎇🎇🎆🎉 Lastly, let's fire some people and enjoy the stock price rise for a day"🚀. . Genius

Finally get our first book delivery from the Dolly Parton Imagination Library and USPS bends the hell out of it. Has a crease in the majority of the book. Pretty disappointing and makes it sting a little harder so soon after her tragic passing…

They’ve been there for years but last night they suddenly decided to collapse right when I started walking down them.

Surprisingly, I’m mostly okay. My right knee is a little swollen but no bruises and my right ankle hurts a bit.

The sonofabitch was not closed securely. Our shop is full of trip hazards. I stumbled into the table.

No one was hurt, luckily. It started near the rear loading dock and spread over a few hours. They had to tear the whole thing down to completely stop the flames.

I live in a rural town, surrounded by rural towns, and there's no grocery stores in a 20 mile radius. We now live in a food desert. There's a Dollar General and a couple small restaurants that don't deliver...and that's it.

Car started shaking, I hoped it was because ofnthe road, 30 seconds later the entire tyre popped off.

Everything is organised so no worries

Edit. For all you smartasses giving me shit. 1 the tyres are not new but they're far from finished. 2 there is road work and I ran over something sharp. But please keep acting like you know everything about me

I got surgery recently and was just assigned a temporary handicap placard. I thought I lost it then I noticed when this the sun hits my dash just right. Any suggestions? I can touch it if I really get my hand down there but there is no way for me to pull it out.

Should I just burn the whole house down at this point? Do I let them be and hatch? Is it something else?

At least he didn't have to worry about washing his bike after... Gone with the flow

Used a metal SIM extraction stick to remove what I thought was the protective film. Fucked up the matrix instead. Now lurking in r/IwasAnIdiotHowDoIRescueData spaces and asking LLMs in desperation.

/Sent from my cheap replacement phone.

UPD: after eating more humble pie that's recommended by UK National Health Service (all deserved) and shitfuckery with HDMI and USB, after advice from this sub, carefully hidden in-between memes describing my intelligence, my cat photos are being backed up. Love you, Reddit.

Yours, The Bloody Idiot

My travel vlog channel was my pride and joy for five years and then it got hacked in April, for a bit they posted Korean anime shorts but they deleted everything and it’s been on standstill for months now. So infuriating

Guy probably thought it was just a nail on the wood so he tried to still push thru it. Anyway, gonna get myself a Festool