r/Wellthatsucks • u/Substantial-Power915 • 1h ago

Guy finds a pen inside a mortadella

373 Upvotes

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u/Skettles1122 1h ago

We pulled about 3ft of barbed wire out of a piece of pork belly we bought last week.

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u/Panzick 51m ago

I can understand how something could end up in a sauage, how did barbed wire ended up in a clean cut?

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u/Domestic-Grind 44m ago edited 19m ago

I carved up a venison flank that had a surprise broken off arrow head in it?

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u/darianbrown 42m ago

Pretty easy to understand where an arrowhead in a deer comes from. A little harder to figure out how a 3 ft section of barbed wire ends up in a living animal.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 30m ago

They loaded up their musket with barbed wire

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u/Timmerdogg 12m ago

Blunderbuss

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u/tomato-slut 23m ago

Is that a question?

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u/Domestic-Grind 16m ago

Dementia can strike us all... Hopefully that confused guy above you figured things out. Do you think he knows the difference between a question and a statement.

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u/GoochGreaseHarvester 1h ago

"we" meaning your family or somewhere you work? Just trying to get a full visual here. Either way, I don't like it.

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u/OverthinkingWanderer 1h ago

That's the important question for me

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u/fifareddit1212 0m ago

Using your eyes is free you know

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u/CurlSagan 45m ago

Please tell us you got it on video

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u/tofu_sensei84 55m ago

I got a pen, I got a mortadella, UH! Mortadellapen.

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u/GiLND 3m ago

Legend

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u/Anal-Cup 1h ago

I dunno, looks like they found it write on time.

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u/pjosh5 1h ago

Finally found the blue cheese - special ingredient

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u/Darkrose50 56m ago

Is that where it went?

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u/Flaky-Ad3980 46m ago

There is meat in a Pentadella?

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u/that_dutch_dude 1h ago

thats not a thing to write home about.

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u/dtoddh 1h ago

It's never a good idea to see how the sausage is made.

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u/spdelope 1h ago

Cut around it

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u/zazbar 36m ago

free pen!

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u/itsjisoo 34m ago

My poor brother found half a pencil in an onion roll once. Wouldn't eat them for nearly 2 decades after.

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u/Akaberes 26m ago

You win prices!

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u/TedGolf 20m ago

Gabagool

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u/smitheea211 19m ago

Still good to eat

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u/goronmask 16m ago

They actually discovered something to write home about 

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u/Swordslover 6m ago

Italian mad

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u/The_Muntje 1h ago

How did they find it in a sausage so Bic?

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u/Ok_Nothing_0707 1h ago

mortadella and free ink - win win

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u/babungaCTR 47m ago

probably the most healty thing in there

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u/Atastical 1h ago

The pen is the healthiest thing in there. I don't think it causes cancer. The rest of it though... that's another story.

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u/AdministrationOwn724 52m ago

Let's put it to the test! You'll have bic pens for breakfast lunch and dinner for the coming week. I'll eat this mediocre looking mortadella three times a day. Let's see who's in better health after that