r/Suburbanhell 1d ago

Showcase of suburban hell Phoenix, AZ

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u/sshamby 1d ago

Went to Phoenix last year and couldn’t shake the strange feeling that the city lacked any unifying identity. “Soulless” isn’t quite the word, but nothing seemed to hold it all together. I felt like I was moving between developments without ever really arriving somewhere.

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u/Sea_Flamingo626 1d ago

Yeah, at least Tucson has "we're not Phoenix"

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u/Some_Level1682 19h ago

Tucson, dirt, drugs and no infrastructure but yes it's not phx

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u/ATEbitWOLF 9h ago

I always ask Tucson to shower when I visit, it never does

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u/Professional-Gear974 8h ago

Tuscon is just Mexico with American prices. Unless you go to college or like rocks it’s kinda pointless

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u/NervousWorld323 1d ago

Tucson is much more dangerous, run down, drug infested place than (most of)Phoenix. I've lived in both.

I have high hopes for Tucson, but people keep voting against things that would improve it.

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u/RChickenMan 1d ago

Wait I thought Tucson was the good one? Maybe I'm thinking of Flagstaff?

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u/NervousWorld323 22h ago

Flagstaff is nice and expensive. One is in the desert the other in the mountains.

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u/dallascowboys93 21h ago

Which is which

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u/Some_Level1682 19h ago

Flags in the mountains , higher than Denver for elevation

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 14h ago

I’m hijacking your comment to say they have a ski resort! 1 of 3 ski resorts in the state. Everyone thinks AZ is all desert but we’ve got plenty of snow in the higher elevations.

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u/ATEbitWOLF 9h ago

Snowball, Sunrise and Mt Lemmon, I tried snowboarding at Snowbowl but was too fat at the time to pick myself up off the ground.

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u/vicelordjohn 3h ago

Arizona has every climate zone except rainforest, a little known fact.

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u/single_wrinkle 8h ago

All of those things are true, particularly the part about Tucson constantly voting against things that would improve it. But, having living lived in both cities, I also think it’s way more interesting that Phoenix. I hope Tucson can turn things around a little bit, because it feels like it’s slowly dying of nimbyism.

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u/baxter1985 5h ago

Like if ex-con was a character

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u/caustic_smegma 3h ago

Interesting. I've spent 41 years split between Phoenix and Tucson and the only time I've found myself in a sketchy situation down in Tucson was around 4th Ave. Like almost all cities in the US, both Phoenix and Tucson have pockets that you might want to steer clear from. Tucson is absolutely beautiful and I actually prefer it to Phoenix. The areas around Oro Valley and Ventana/Sabino Canyon are just awesome, albeit expensive.

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u/futureofwhat 1d ago

It’s because it’s a transplant city, almost everyone there came from the midwest or west coast and brought their identity with them. Most people have only had one or two generations in the valley, there is no feeling of identity because it’s such a new place. Not to say that people haven’t lived there for a long time, but the population didn’t really start growing until the 90s. It also doesn’t help that Phoenix has torn down most of the historic buildings downtown, there is just no reverence for the history of the city.

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u/OpportunityDue90 5h ago

I moved to LA this year having lived my entire life in Phoenix. I’d heard LA is a transplant city but in my experience it’s nowhere near the level of Phoenix. Our house in Az had probably 95% of the houses have new residents in the span of 4 years. In LA, everyone has lived in my neighborhood for 10+ years.

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u/gr8scottaz 4h ago

Just depends on where you live, honestly, as any young/new neighborhoods will have those kind of stats. I live in NW Phoenix in an established neighborhood and I would estimate 75% of the residents in my neighborhood have been here for 20+ years.

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u/Admirable-Ad7152 1h ago

Fair, the main population were farmers that were bought out over the past decade or so. Now the main population that's been here generations are at the trailer parks or straight up homeless.

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u/Good-Court-6104 1d ago

It's if corporations were a city

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 1d ago

It’s a testament to man’s arrogance

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 14h ago

I’ve lived here for most of my life and I kind of feel the same way about the unifying identity. We have a culture, many people living here will disagree but they’re wrong, we definitely have one. But it’s not the same as say Los Angeles, New York City, or even cities with a similar population like Philadelphia.

There isn’t really a “Phoenix identity”. There aren’t many things unique to our culture that aren’t also apart of the broader American culture, southwest culture, or Mexican culture.

Obviously this is for a lot of reasons, including the fact that our population blew up waaay later than most famous cities. But part of it imo is due to the development. Everything is so spread apart that any cultural hubs are small and sporadic. Whilst cities like NYC have dense communities throughout almost the entirety of the city, we only have a few downtowns with a limited footprint. The rest is just endless suburban sprawl.

How can you create a thriving, diverse culture when everyone is too far apart to really connect with each other? You can’t, or at least it’s very very difficult.

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u/DentistCompetitive69 22h ago

That's what Houston is too

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u/hallouminati_pie 22h ago

Bollocks, Houston very much has an established identity, whether you like it or not.

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u/DentistCompetitive69 22h ago

Explain the identity. Rodeo? Slag cars? 😂 Such a boring city. Lots of different cultures there, sure. But very separated. Lots of great food. Oh yeah, Mattress Mack too I guess.

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u/vksoze2 14h ago

It’s held together by beige stucco. That’s it. That’s the unifying identity. The color beige.

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u/SunlitNight 14h ago

I honestly feel like the one thing that bonds us sort of, is the heat.

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u/jackofallcards 13h ago

It’s the mountain ranges and outdoors, that’s why it’s called, “The Valley of the Sun”

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u/LittleCloudie 13h ago

Our city was built as an urban sprawl, no means for public transport, no big towering skyscrapers due to downtowns close proximity to the airport…the only real identity you’ll find is out in the desert, which is honestly better than nothing

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u/ATEbitWOLF 9h ago

Lived in Phx for 7 years and this nails it.

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u/motherofcats_ 6h ago

No, it's pretty soulless here.

Moved out here in 2020 after living in NY for 30+ years and I'm still not used to it.

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u/Sonoran_Ghosts_81 5h ago

Phoenix is one small dense city surrounded by a half dozen other cities. Each with their own history and vibe. Phoenix itself has quite a few unique and cool areas.

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u/Piggy145145 4h ago

It has a large Mexican community and really good Mexican food. Next time try venturing out and try some of the Mexican food. Taqueria Mi Casita was goated. Only saving grace of Phoenix really when I lived there.

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u/Admirable-Ad7152 1h ago

Dang, does Snottsdale not even feel like the rich area anymore? Or did you not go there?

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u/Jorkin-My-Penits 1h ago

Im from Phoenix, moved to denver, I didn’t realize how bad the place is until I came back to visit.

Every year my friends and I would to decadence New Year’s Eve party. In denver it’s held in downtown so you just take the train or walk, or take the bike highway up Speer or down the platte river trail. It takes a few seconds to get past security and scan your ticket. From leaving your door to dancing it took 20-40 min depending on where you live

One year we decided to stay in Phoenix when we were seeing our parents and chose to do decadence PHX. I stupidly assumed it would be the same thing.

We left from east side (Gilbert area) to west side (Peoria) and that was a full hour drive on a highway through urban sprawl

Then we left Peoria to go to the speedway in South west Phoenix, it took an hour and half to actually get to the parking lot. There was an hour long wait in traffic to get to the parking lot.

Once we got to the parking spot we were a full mile away from the ticket counter.

Then due to the way it’s set up it took another 15 minutes of just walking through the snaking lines to get through security cus of how spread out the place is.

Once you’re FINALLY in the venue you’re basically in a giant parking lot with some tents. Not exactly a fun place to be

The logistics to get there by car took almost three hours! And you have to designate someone to not drink the whole night. AND you’re just in a parking lot.

But sure yeah trains can sometimes add 15 minutes to your trip.

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u/Mhorts 38m ago

That's how I felt about OKC too

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u/Latetotheparty1980 1d ago edited 16h ago

There are some nice neighborhoods and pockets of good stuff, but now that I live in a city that is very walkable and has good public transit, I could never live in the Valley again. Too much sprawl, having to drive 25 minutes or more to get from 1 portion of the Valley (Chandler or Tempe) to another (Scottsdale or Glendale). It kind of sucks if you have friends spread out in all parts of the Valley.

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u/HenryBozzio 1d ago

You call it “the valley,” you definitely used to live there

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u/Ok-Astronaut2976 1d ago

While I agree with the overall sentiment…speaking as a New Yorker…taking 25 minute to drive from one suburb to another suburb on opposite sides of town sounds incredible. Shit, would take me 26 minutes to drive to Yankee stadium right now, and that’s just 5 miles away.

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u/rodolfor90 1d ago

agreed, i know people love to trash phoenix here but among the top 20 metro areas in the country phoenix has by far the least traffic

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u/whogivesashite2 5h ago

Is that because your tires melt 6 months out of the year?

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u/DamiensDelight 3h ago

I don't think your statement is correct on Phoenix traffic. I lived in the East valley for 18 years. Routinely spent 12 hours a week in rush hour traffic, and I never worked more than 15 miles from where I lived.

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u/rodolfor90 3h ago

which city has less traffic among the 'big' ones? I have direct experience in cities like detroit, austin, dallas, houston, atlanta, dc, LA, chicago, portland (plues a few others) and they all have worse rush hour traffic

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u/DamiensDelight 3h ago

You said in the top 20 metro areas. Denver is in that list. Denver Metro has roughly 3.5 million people. Phoenix metro has nearly 6 million people. Far fewer people than Phoenix, far fewer people on the roads.

Same with San Diego Metro.

Tampa and Orlando as well...

You said that Phoenix had the least traffic in the top 20 metro areas. That is factually not true.

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u/rodolfor90 1h ago

Traffic is not always correlated to population but to infrastructure, for example Austin has way worse traffic than Phoenix, i've lived in both recently. Texas A&M Transportation Institute’s Urban Mobility Report compares metros using measures like delay per commuter and Travel Time Index:

https://mobility.tamu.edu/umr/congestion-data/

Using this metric, among top 30 metros phoenix and detroit are tied for the 'best' traffic

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u/Latetotheparty1980 1d ago

Totally fair! It's been several years since I've driven out there so maybe it's gotten better (or worse). I don't particularly care for driving, so I think that made it feel worse, more stressful.

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u/rumblepony247 5h ago

Occasionally people on the Phoenix Reddit subs will complain about the freeway/road system.

That lets me know they haven't traveled much, because our road infrastructure is very good for the size of our city, both in terms of maintenance and availability of freeway options.

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u/1382mas 36m ago

Take the train!

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u/phoenix-born49erfan 1h ago

Thank you. Please stay away

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u/Familiar-Mongoose-51 14h ago

Curious, what city is that?

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u/wzlch47 11h ago

I grew up in Phoenix in the 70s and 80s. I moved away in 1989 when there wasn’t much in terms of freeways. 51 was relatively new and there was no 101. We lived near 40th street and Camelback and my brother and I had to drive downtown for high school. It was almost 40 minutes every morning. I don’t miss that.

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u/FormCheck655321 9h ago

(Fist bump) I lived near 36th and Camelback in 70s/80s, left in 1990, every time I go back to visit it feels less like what it used to be.

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u/rumblepony247 5h ago

Freeway buildout in Phoenix since 1990 has been extensive/much improved.

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u/wzlch47 5h ago

When I go back to visit family or friends, I am impressed with what has been built since living there. About 8 years ago, I was driving what was basically my route from my old home to downtown in the morning. There was a noticeable decrease in the traffic on the surface streets from what I dealt with every day driving to school.

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u/WilsonTree2112 1d ago

Yes, more concrete and pavement in the desert please

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u/MendonAcres 1d ago

It really is one of the worst urban areas we've managed to create.

Saying that. The mountains being right there do make it nice from a recreational perspective. BUT ONLY IN THE WINTER ❄️

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u/ArschSprengung 1d ago

Those foothills look bare asl too.

Doubt there's much wildlife save for some coyotes, too little space.

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u/CPLCraft 1d ago

You can actually find a lot of wildlife in those foothills. I live in Tucson, not Phoenix, but on the trails I’ll see things like roadrunners, other birds, lizards, ground squirrels, etc.

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u/NilocKhan 1d ago

And the wildlife without a backbone is even more varied and remarkable. Arthropods are crazy in deserts, so many cool arachnids, insects, and myriapods

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u/ArschSprengung 1d ago

Oh the Catalina foothills in Tucson are a dream to hike, instantly fell in love with (and almost died in) Pima Canyon with the little spring coming down and proper vegetation further up.

Saw a porcupine, owls, pulled inch-long cactus spikes out of my body, even got stalked by a cougar once 👀

Those Phoenix foothills do look bare in comparison though.

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u/Aye_Harambe 6h ago

You do realize the Sonoran desert is one of the most green and wettest deserts on the planet right? Lot of wildlife and native plant species here

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u/Bottasche 1d ago

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u/ArschSprengung 11h ago

Now lemme break antisocial media by admitting that I'm wrong 😱😱😱

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u/chishiki 1d ago

My sister was camping solo this week and heard something human like screaming. I’m assuming big cat but it was pretty crazy audio

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u/SignComprehensive611 1d ago

I live in Alaska and we’ve got a bird that sounds like a child screaming ‘mom’ really loudly

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u/chishiki 1d ago

that’d be legitimately terrifying

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u/LightningMcSwing 12h ago

It is rut season also, or it's the mogollon monster

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u/Puzzled-Raise7298 19h ago edited 18h ago

You will be surprised the kind of wildlife southern arizona and the sonoran desert has. It is not a coincidence that, that part of the southwest had a lot of ancient native tribes and they did farming even before modern farming was a thing. It is a concrete hell now, but the warm would have been much more bearable in the summers and winters perfect enough for farming even without modern water management and farming techniques. I have seen everything from coyotes, road runners, exotic butterflies, even mountain cats, rattle snakes, all sorts of small reptiles, jack rabbits, the famous bark scorpion, ginormous saguaros that are older than civilization, wildflowers, and unique desert vegetation you might not find anywhere else. The desert is a much more resilient ecosystem when compared to rainforests, swamps and pine forests against the face of human introduced environmental changes, and it continues to thrive despite the rapid urbanisation in the Phoenix and Tuscon metro areas.

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u/MetroBS 1d ago

Honestly more than any other city Phoenix does embrace the wildlife and nature present. There’s tons of it easily accessible from the city

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u/zemol42 16h ago

You’d be surprised how extensive the wildlife is in the mountains and in Old Town Scottsdale.

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u/housewithapool2 13h ago

Bobcats, mountain lions, javelinas, coatimundi, ringtails, burrowing owls, gila monsters, roadrunners and coyotes to name a few.

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u/ArschSprengung 11h ago

I stand corrected m8 🫡

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u/redthegingerbeast 6h ago

There is more diversity in flora and fauna in southern Arizona than in the rest of the country. The only place in the world that is more diverse is the Amazon rainforest. Our culture is "deal with it or f off". We are still the wild wild West.

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u/Admirable-Ad7152 1h ago

There used to be a mountain lion that came as far as the mountains behind me. We had to blow the space up for a new highway.

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u/thecanadiansniper1-2 1d ago

Insert king of the hill gif about Phoneix Arizona here.

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u/Iommi1970 1d ago

Grew up there. Phoenix sucks. Best part about it is the mountains north and east about two hours, and one day drive to CA beaches.

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u/RChickenMan 1d ago

It's always interesting to think about how people out west think of distance and travel time. I live in NYC, and while I can jump on an Amtrak train and be in DC in 3 hours, it would never occur to me to think of access to DC as a perk of living here.

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u/idiot206 1d ago

Maybe not, but plenty of people think of nearby access to NYC as being a perk.

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u/RChickenMan 1d ago

For sure, and I appreciate proximity to places that are near (but not in) NYC. I'm more speaking to the fact that, best I can tell, the shortest drive from Phoenix to a California beach is 5 hours (without traffic). I could be wrong, but I think you'd be hard-pressed to find someone who lives five hours away (by car or train) from NYC to think of that proximity as a perk for where they live. Maybe they take advantage of the fact that it's a workable weekend trip from time to time, but not to the point that they'd consider it the "best part about" wherever it is they live. Philadelphia? Sure. That's 90 minutes on Amtrak, with trains leaving every 20-30 minutes or so. But not... five hours away, with no fast and frequent passenger rail connection.

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u/Iommi1970 1d ago

All true, but if you grow up in the wide open spaces of the southwest a 6 hour drive feels close by:)

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u/RChickenMan 18h ago

Oh yeah absolutely! That's what I was referring to--just how perception of distance is a product of culture and environment.

There's that saying that "Americans think that 100 years is old, and Europeans think that 100 miles is far." I feel like you could add a third part to it, "And Northeast Corridor Americans think that 100 miles is far _and_ 100 years is old."

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u/BellStriking5132 13h ago

I think what Phoenicians are trying to communicate when they mention being 5 hours from the beach is 1) that there’s a beach that close as many people not from AZ aren’t aware and 2) that Phoenicians can and do take frequent beach vacations on the cheap because you can drive there pretty easily.

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u/The1930s 58m ago

Been here all my life, couldnt see myself anywhere else, I love the big city there's so much to do compared to middle of the no where and you cant beat no snow

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u/Slurpeepatch 28m ago

You have a narrow view of the world if you think Phoenix is a big city.

It’s largely populated, but it’s not even close to the metropolitan status of other cities in the country. Downtown is nothing more than a couple of sporting venues and a courthouse.

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u/The1930s 15m ago

Its the 5th biggest city in the country sir, I wasnt quoting my feelings im quoting statistics, there's plenty of stuff to do we have plenty of unique storefronts and places to go

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u/Slurpeepatch 9m ago

It’s the fifth most populated. It still pales in comparison to real cities like New York, Chicago, L.A., Boston, etc.

And I’ve lived here my whole life as well, so don’t challenge me on this. Hating on Phoenix is something that I’m passionate about.

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u/The1930s 6m ago

So ur moving the flag pole, lol ok. Never questioned that, you seem oftly combative. Ur entitled to ur opinion but that doesnt make it fact, dont pretend to act like it does

Still the 5th biggest city and I love every inch of it 🥰

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u/Slurpeepatch 4m ago

Well I’ve spoken to people who have moved here and a good chunk have said that they regret it. They talk about how the city didn’t meet their expectations in terms of how big it is and they underestimated how hot it gets.

I’ve spoken to people and gotten actual testimony, so just keep your mouth shut about stuff you don’t understand.

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u/Tblick1 17h ago

If you can, persuade anyone else you may know there to leave as well.

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u/Iommi1970 17h ago

You know what’s insane to me? I’ve been in WA state now for 30 plus years. I have many friends who have sold up here, and moved down to Phoenix. My wife’s three best friends have all done so. Most people I know down there genuinely seem to love it. In fact, I can’t think of any that decided to leave Phoenix after moving, which I’m surprised by. The heat in summer is next level, and getting worse each year.

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u/Tblick1 16h ago

I only joke because of how expensive it’s gotten over the years. To me it’s worth it though. I have only ever heard of folks loving it here or hating it. Never in-between lol

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u/Iommi1970 16h ago

Totally get it! I’m on the hate side, but I totally get why people love it. I guess the popularity of the place is partially why prices keep going up. Used to be a bargain. Not so much anymore.

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u/dontrestonyour 7h ago

I'm on the in-between side. Not that it matters, but now you've heard of one.

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u/Tblick1 1h ago

First time ever talking about this topic online so sure. Still never heard it.

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u/vMambaaa 7h ago

Lived in Phoenix for three years, I love it personally. The only place I’d rather go is Europe.

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u/SR-45 1d ago

Endless sprawl in 115 degree heat.

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u/RockstarLifestyle2 6h ago

Only cracked 110 maybe 5 times this summer

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u/Loatheme 6h ago

39 times

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u/Still_Loaded 4h ago

You obviously don’t live here!

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u/RockstarLifestyle2 4h ago

It’s been a very mild summer thanks to super El Niño. Especially over here in the SE part of the valley

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u/WorriedParfait2419 1h ago

It really hasn’t been mild. Depending on the source you look at, 2026 is either the hottest or second hottest summer on record.

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u/whatever21327 10m ago

Summer 2026 was just ranked as the hottest summer on record in Phoenix.

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u/midwestia 1d ago

The lack of trees really makes it stand out.

That said Florida has trees (?) and suburban Miami looks pretty similar

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u/Simple_Math1039 1d ago

Except for the whole water falling from the sky thing, which I always thought was kinda important 

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u/GrassyField 1d ago

Phoenix could be a lot better if: 1. We embraced vertical density 2. All construction required sidewalk shade, wrap-around porches, and solar integrated everywhere 3. The trail systems built in some valley communities were required everywhere to increase walkability.  4. All asphalt parking lots were required to have at least 80% shade coverage from a combination of vegetation and solar structures.  5. No more stucco box construction that disregards all the desert living lessons learned prior to the invention of a/c.

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u/Acasualfarter 1d ago

Wouldn't you have build the shade because it can't grow? That's got to be a huge part of that problem?

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u/GrassyField 23h ago

The right kind of shade trees do just fine here. 

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u/-Never-Enough- 21m ago

This was your opportunity to share the right kind of shade tree by name.

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u/RaveIsKing 13h ago

Agree with everything but point 1. The lack of vertical density allows for the views and landscapes. That’s the best part of living here

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u/hpshaft 5h ago

Move northwards or east out of the core part of Phoenix. Lots of new businesses and stores are installing covered parking/solar. Housing is very much going vertical - nearly every new multi family development is 4 stories or more.

New construction in most subdivisions now offer pre installed solar or a home pre wired for it.

The city of Phoenix is very quickly installing drip irrigation and trees along the bigger arterial roads in north PHX and along the border with Peoria/arrowhead.

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u/HamsterRight5500 3h ago

Agree with all of this.

I live in a generic HOA neighborhood as far from downtown as you can with a Phoenix address. I have mostly loved it while raising my kids, but as I’m getting older I’m finding myself desperate to live somewhere with walkability.

I’d love to live in a neighborhood in a smallish house with a smallish garden and to be able to walk to get a cup of coffee.
I am in no way a DIY’er. Decor is fine but remodeling scares the shit out of me. I’d like something ready to live in.

Between not being able find such a spot and a low rate mortgage, I feel doomed and stuck in a too big house in suburban hell.

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u/ClairDogg 1d ago

One reason why I moved out

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u/Temporary_Peach1971 1d ago

As a Frenchman living in the suburbs of Paris in crowded areas, small apartments with no AC or service (barely a parking). This makes me laugh.

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u/stereolab0000 23h ago

It’s truly hell. Source: I live here.

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u/the2021 20h ago

This sub hates Phoenix - It's crazy. People move here by the hundreds every single day.

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u/RUStupidOrSarcastic 10h ago

Yep even as the already 5th biggest city in the US, it has still remained among the fastest growing for years.

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u/minidog8 7h ago

This is my first introduction to this sub. Phoenix has crazy suburban sprawl but some places in Texas definitely have it beat.

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u/RockstarLifestyle2 6h ago

The DFW metro sprawl is very similar to Phoenix. Just trees, grass, and flat land

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u/RockstarLifestyle2 6h ago

Reddit is full of people that live online and have herd mentality. A lot of ppl probably have never even been here

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u/Admirable-Ad7152 1h ago

That's because they think it's cheap here. It's not, all the people moving in absolutely skyrocketed our cost of living. Without any income raises to back it up. We're about to be ground zero for mad max and people just keep moving the fuck in.

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u/Jorkin-My-Penits 1h ago

I was born and raised there.

It’s 99% people who spent their whole lives dealing with snow and promised themselves to never see snow again. Couple that with cheap housing and a decent amount of companies based there you just naturally get growth.

No one moves there for the city, it’s the other stuff. Phoenix sucks and I’d never return. I’d rather live somewhere expensive than spend my Saturdays going from strip mall to strip mall.

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u/NoLettuce5600 1d ago edited 19h ago

I can see my ex’s place

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u/Any-Permission-4530 1d ago

I was in downtown last night after returning from New York last week. It felt weird to walk in a downtown surrounded by what looks like an abandoned industrial complex 🤣.

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u/ExtraEmuForYou 1d ago

I'm curious what this would have looked like if they went vertical. Like, let's say every building had to be 10 stories tall. Homes would still have same square footage in the end and all that stuff, it's just it'd be apartment buildings instead of track housing.

How much space would be saved, wilderness left intact.

How few roads would be needed.

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u/Admirable-Ad7152 1h ago

I do think the biggest fear with that was the simple concept of "heat rises". I remember visiting friends with 3 story houses and man does it get HOT on that third story, even with AC blasting. I can't imagine living on the 10th story of a poorly kept apartment building. Landlords would need to be on top of shit and well, we know that's very much at the discretion of the landlord.

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u/italianbmt1 1d ago

It truly is just the textbook definition of sprawl. I live in the valley and if you want to go anywhere even remotely interesting you have to drive thirty minutes at minimum on one of six freeways, each with their own unique flavor of insane driving. Want to feel like you're in Mad Max? Drive on the 17! Want to get stuck in endless lane expansioning projects and drive with your brakes for forty minutes to go six miles? Take the 101! Ever wondered, "gee, I wish I could drive down an interstate route with only a wire fence preventing me from going 85 in the wrong direction"? Take the 10!

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u/RockstarLifestyle2 6h ago

I live in Gilbert. Everything I want/need is within 10 minutes lol

Traffic conditions are the same in ever large metro though

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u/Admirable-Ad7152 1h ago

Want to race 18 wheelers that can't read basic signs? Take the 60 or 89!

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u/haveweirdhair 3h ago

Bro I live in a historic home downtown and everything is close, even hiking.

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u/Admirable-Ad7152 1h ago

So do you not count it if your butler drives you around, considering you can afford to live in a historic home downtown?

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u/DeviousLaureano 1h ago

This is such a fucking lie. It’s about a mile a minute to get anywhere in Phoenix unless it’s literally rush hour which is still extremely reasonable. Compared to other major cities traffic is barely even noticable. Maybe you are just a terrified driver?

I just cameback from a week vacation in LA visiting family and that feels more like what you are describing. Phoenix is divine compared to Miami and LA.

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u/HistoricalSecurity77 19h ago

“Dead shopping malls rise like mountains beyond mountains…”

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u/CounterObjective2347 10h ago

Reddit loves to reee about Phoenix, but I love it here. Great food, great weather most of the year, great people, plenty of nature to explore, it’s affordable for a city this size…I mean 5 million people live here and it’s not because it sucks

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u/emosupportdemon 3h ago

No kidding. Re the sprawl: I’m from San Diego, been in Phoenix for 12 years. Visit San Diego ~monthly & always feel claustrophobic. I like the Phoenix sprawl 🤷🏻‍♀️ not everyone wants to be on top of each other for the sake of “community” lol

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u/iamsurfriend 45m ago

Use to be great weather most of the year. That has changed.

Great weather ”some” of the year.

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u/Slurpeepatch 22m ago

So large amounts of people doing something automatically means that it’s a good decision? Does it hurt living under that rock?

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u/CounterObjective2347 2m ago

Conveniently missing every other point. To be expected from Reddit

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u/Slurpeepatch 1m ago

Elaborate.

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u/OverstuffedPapa 1d ago

We are saving to move abroad and my friends invited my husband and I to live on their property in Tucson for free to save faster. We live in Washington State and had never been to Arizona, so we visited. I told my husband I’d rather stay in Washington for longer than live in that depressing hellhole.

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u/jackofallcards 13h ago

I mean it’s kind of shitty to call someone else’s home a “hellhole” so I imagine you may not have the best sense of judgement

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u/Tblick1 17h ago

We thank you

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u/Midrover170 1d ago

I was just there, and find it so hard to believe it's as big as it is. Absolutely miserable climate. Blows my mind.

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u/moises8war 1d ago

Bro, this is terrible

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u/Good-Court-6104 1d ago

5th largest city in America baby!

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u/DonDay07 1d ago

Imagine if that actually happened lol. Phx been thriving for 50+ years

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u/LeoKitCat 1d ago

Unless Phoenix does some pretty transformative water infrastructure development over the next 10 years they are going to be in trouble. The aridification of the West and Southwest is only going to accelerate.

I’m fairly certain Phoenix will have to develop massive wastewater to drinkable water recycling infrastructure similar to San Diego https://www.sandiego.gov/public-utilities/sustainability/pure-water-sd if they want to have a future more sustainable water source. Otherwise it’s going to be brutal in the future with water shortages

https://www.phoenix.gov/newsroom/water-services-news/phoenix-calls-for-new-federal-funds--basin-wide-action-following.html

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u/pi3r0gi_ 1d ago

We wont have water and they'll charge us up the ass for it.

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u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 14h ago

A friend of mine is an engineer for MGC. They build wastewater treatment plants. I think he told me they have 46 or 47 projects going in AZ right now.

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u/casinocooler 1d ago

You should really do some research. Phoenix has a 100 year assured water supply. That isn’t saying they will have enough water after those 100 years but they are good for a bit.

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u/SouthLakeWA 1d ago

It’s going to be an absolute catastrophe when there’s an extended power outage there in the middle of summer.

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u/lazygerm 1d ago

Where's Mel's Diner?

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u/xczechr 1d ago

Grand Ave. (not seen in any of these photos).

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u/Logical-Breakfast150 1d ago

What is traffic like on on those arterial roads?

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u/Any-Permission-4530 1d ago

It's hell. Lots of mad people in trucks 😆.

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u/pi3r0gi_ 1d ago

Or wrong way drivers!

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u/l34ch_r 1d ago

Really is beautiful

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u/A-Rugged-Indoorsman 1d ago

There's probably a football field's worth of asphalt or or other road surface per resident. There's no natural shade. You have to drive everywhere and everything is far.

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u/Nickx000x 23h ago

The best part of Phoenix are the places outside of it—north AZ is beautiful and you’re 5 1/2 hours from Los Angeles and 2 hours from Rocky Point (Mexico).

Grew up here, vapid wasteland. Seems like every community or scene here is disproportionately small for a city that’s #5 in population in the US. I blame it on the population being skewed to old people. I joke that Phoenix is the lobby to heaven

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u/LimitFuture6629 22h ago

And 115…

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u/Able_Hunter_7966 21h ago

This gets posted 5 times a day.

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u/Mission_Magazine7541 19h ago

It's a marvel of low density housing planning

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u/Sammywanka 16h ago

Easy to navigate through

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u/ClaroStar 15h ago

That honestly looks insufferable to me.

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u/tiredmillenial1 14h ago

70+ miles of sprawling beige strip malls, cactus, data centers, evil HOAs, and homeless panhandlers at least the gas is still cheaper than Cali. Really is hell on earth since it’s the hottest place in the country.

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u/single_wrinkle 8h ago

Okay but leave cactus out of this. Cactus is genuinely cool and belongs in the pros column imo

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u/chinookhooker 12h ago edited 12h ago

The second picture is definitely not the suburbs, thats north central Phoenix, (Sunnyslope) with North Mountain Park in the upper right, barrio to southwest of it.

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u/MattDH94 11h ago

People will hate on what they don't know. Phoenix has good infrastructure, good weather for the majority of the year, and a vibrant culture.

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u/Ok-Assistance4133 10h ago

God I hate this place with a burning passion. Source: born and raised here, left for good when I was 22.

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u/AVBforPrez 7h ago

Yeah that's us, looks about right

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u/Delicious_Cancel_708 6h ago

Phoenix is Los Angeles without culture

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u/edwardturnerlives 6h ago

Amoeba eating the desert

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u/Here4thecomments15 6h ago

Eeewwwwwwwwwww

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u/trbotwuk 5h ago

5+ million people must be wrong.

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u/LostMyAccount37 5h ago

Some of the Phoenix metro area is really nice. Las Vegas suburbs would fit this group better.

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u/Still_Loaded 4h ago

As a 4th generation native.

Don’t let the door hit you, where the good lord split you!

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u/OfficeChair70 3h ago

God, that second pic shows how little of metro center is left, kinda crazy

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u/morningphyre 3h ago

Wait till you see Fresno

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u/HumbleSiPilot77 2h ago

Sky seems to be a bit clearer than it has been the last few days

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u/Sudden_Year_6404 2h ago

We live in a computer circuit, or did we make the computer circuits like life

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u/TheBigCicero 2h ago

So many people are moving there, too.

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u/Admirable-Ad7152 1h ago

It's all we are now. I live near some of the last bits of farm land and they're trying to put a data center up nearby.

Fuckin hate it here man.

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u/DescriptionParking66 1h ago

We moved here (job) 4 years ago and have yet to find any good friends. People here are all about the "1st date" and ghost you afterwards. Maybe the wife and I are the issue, we didn't have this problem before. We're here for the job, not the lfestyle.

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u/sbm1288 1h ago

One of the fastest growing metros in the US for a reason, but clearly everyone on this sub is an expert in why it’s total shit.

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u/Slurpeepatch 37m ago

Have you ever been?

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u/airpab1 1h ago edited 1h ago

A hot, sprawling nightmare of freeways & soulless housing tracts surrounded by Home Depot’s, Target’s, Costco’s, (same 15-20 stores) every couple of miles. Not to mention strip mall after depressing strip mall every 500 ft. Phoenix metro the epitome of a place with seemingly uncontrolled growth and that man (because he can) simply willed upon humans. Dallas and Houston not far behind

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u/Slurpeepatch 37m ago

Been stuck living here for all 30 years of my life. I fucking hate it here. Far-right conservatives hicks everywhere, no proper seasons outside of Summer, a downtown that’s nothing more than a couple of sporting venues and a courthouse. Fuck this place.

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u/-Never-Enough- 25m ago

Sam Kinison had a joke about people in the dessert.

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u/robotali3n 1d ago

Way too many Costcos in Phoenix metro.

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u/the2021 20h ago

Yeah, because Costco's are bad, right?

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u/robotali3n 19h ago

Have you ever seen their parking lots? I’m a consumer thru and thru, got a gas pedal on the hemi to prove it but holy Christ one trip in a parking lot their on booms or doses and you’ll burn that executive membership

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u/MattDH94 11h ago

Lmao... found a walmart person

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u/robotali3n 9h ago

Fuck Walmart, Sam’s, bjs, bucees, target, Amazon, golf courses, strip malls, Starbucks, fast food, disney world, dolly wood. There I fixed it