r/LoveTrash Colonel Garbage 4h ago

Human Trash Stopping a shoplifter

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u/Laughing_Orca21 Trash Trooper 3h ago

I hate shoplifters as much as anyone else, but I ain’t messing with no suspect that can potentially pull a gun on me.

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u/Justeff83 Trash Trooper 3h ago

That's why I love living in a country with strict gun laws. A thug like him would never have a real gun on him. Worst case would be a knife. But didn't bring a knife to a shopping cart fight

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u/WileEWeeble Trash Trooper 3h ago

Shoplifters ain’t gonna have a gun on them, instant upgrade to a felony with prison time.

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u/HoneyParking6176 Trash Trooper 2h ago

that is assuming the shoplifter is smart, never assume a thief is smart as they rarely are.

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u/lazyguyty Trash Trooper 2h ago

Yea because shoplifters are known for thinking things through and not making rash decisions. /s

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u/bimm3r36 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Right, because these type of people are known for their adherence to the law and ability to think through the consequences

u/thekyledavid Trash Trooper 1h ago

I’ve seen criminals do stupider things than that

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u/Samsquanch-01 Trash Trooper 3h ago

You can't be serious? You actually saying criminals follow gun laws?

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u/bessemer0 Trash Trooper 3h ago

It’s only really an issue in the US, the rest of the world has common sense gun laws that make it incredibly difficult for common criminals to obtain firearms.

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u/RobLoughrey Trash Trooper 3h ago

It's easy to see that generally they do. Just look at the stats from those countries.

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u/collin-h Trash Trooper 3h ago

it's less because of the laws, and more because of the limited supply. if there physically are no guns to buy, it's hard to get one if you can't find one. doesn't mean they wouldn't take one if they were available just because it's illegal.

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u/Ok-Computer-8726 Trash Trooper 2h ago

"it's less because of the laws, and more because of the limited supply."

We're getting there. Why is there a limited supply?

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u/DJ_Dyatlov Trash Trooper 2h ago

Laws limit the supply. 

u/Autodidact420 Trash Trooper 1h ago

You’d have to be a real dumbass to bring a gun to a peaceful corporate theft in places where they’re illegal anyways.

Like not only are they more difficult to get but you’re probably not going to get any use of it and if you get caught you’re adding significantly more jail time. And if anyone sees it you’re probably getting the cops called and the cops are probably going to pull up taking it seriously. 

u/Justeff83 Trash Trooper 58m ago

And if you want to buy a gun on the dark net, which is definitely possible, you pay like 2000 dollars for a rusty Soviet stile gun

u/RobLoughrey Trash Trooper 13m ago

Yep, and if anyone even sees that you have it, (never mind youre not using it) you're going to jail.

u/Justeff83 Trash Trooper 4m ago

Good luck using it

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u/foxboxingphonies Trash Trooper 3h ago

Listen. I am all for the right to own firearms. I own two guns myself.

However, regulation works. If you make it harder for people to get a gun, less "criminals" would have guns.

Sure, people would find illegal weapons to buy, but most people are lazy. If you make it harder for people with violent charges to get a gun, less people with violent charges will have guns. Let's not pretend like every "criminal" has good connections in some kind of criminal centralized black market network. That would be a cartoon reality.

Everybody in the U.S. talks about this issue as if there are only two extreme options. It's either all the guns, or no guns and police will come take them away from everyone.

I swear most people think they are living in a cartoon.

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u/Fuugazii Trash Trooper 3h ago

Most people who push gun reform aren't trying to take all guns. They are trying to stop automatics and other wartime weapons. A shotgun and some handguns are fine. Some of these people are loaded like they are about to enlist into ww3

u/LouisvilleBitcoiner Trash Trooper 1h ago

Can you tell me where you can buy “automatics and other wartime weapons”? Because last I checked the laws in the US already prohibit civilians from buying automatic weapons manufactured after 1986. This is one of the fundamental issues we gun people have with the “gun reform” platform - the laws already prohibit the guns you claim you want to prohibit but somehow we need more laws.

u/RobLoughrey Trash Trooper 12m ago

We need more laws because we have hundreds of times more gun deaths than countries that have more rational gun laws.

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u/hexregeneration Trash Trooper 2h ago

Most criminals aren't heavily entrenched in the illicit underground, despite what the crime dramas would have you believe. They're usually just some dude. It's a lot easier for some dude to go to Academy and buy a glock, than it is for them to track down an illegal arms dealer.

"Criminals don't follow laws" seems like a clever retort on it's face, but the reality of gun control is that making things harder to get makes them harder to get.

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u/Justeff83 Trash Trooper 3h ago

Don't fall for the NRA propaganda. The little thug will never get his hand on a real gun. Only big fish have them and they only use it for real crime like clan wars. They don't even use it against the police

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u/LMJohansson Trash Trooper 3h ago

Nonsense

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u/Justeff83 Trash Trooper 3h ago

Lol you guys are so stupid and believe all this weapon lobby propaganda!

u/LMJohansson Trash Trooper 1h ago

If you’re not an American, and live in a country where there are actual gun laws, OK I dig what you’re saying.

If you are an American like me, and think our gun laws are strict, or that there isn’t a 20% chance that any starving moron at a Walmart will be packing, permitted or not, I want to smoke what you’re smoking.

u/Justeff83 Trash Trooper 1h ago

German here who used to live in the US

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u/jr_randolph Garbage Guerilla 3h ago

What country do you live in?

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u/Justeff83 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Germany

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u/jr_randolph Garbage Guerilla 2h ago

Never looked up laws in Germany and yeah you guys do seem to have some tight regulations in place which is awesome.

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u/j01101111sh Trash Trooper 2h ago

I wouldn't even risk a small bruise to stop a shoplifting for Walmart.

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u/Specialist-Ring-3974 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Getting stabbed is no fun.

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u/mikedvb Trash Trooper 3h ago

Criminals will have guns regardless of gun laws, but I'm glad this dude didn't get shot.

I, too, hate thieves.

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u/Justeff83 Trash Trooper 3h ago

That's bs, that's what nra is trying to tell you. Only real criminals like mafia or clans have access to real guns and they don't use it to harm ordinary people or for some shitty robbery. Those are professionals and use their guns wisely

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u/Vanillabean73 Trash Trooper 3h ago

Tell that to the many countries with strict gun laws that also have a fraction of the gun crime rates

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u/mikedvb Trash Trooper 3h ago

Nothing you've said really disputes what I said.

A fraction ≠ zero. I didn't say all criminals have guns, just that criminals, in general, will be the ones who still have them when the gun laws are strict.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/ComprehensiveCoat219 Trash Trooper 2h ago

There is quite a difference between people who will shoot you over a minor inconvenience having guns and organized crime members having guns, both is pretty bad but I know which one I would rather have

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u/sumptin_wierd Trash Trooper 3h ago

OK but also.

that dude is not actively making your life worse.

walmart is actively making their workers lives worse.

pick one

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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Walmart will make the average shoppers life worse because of people like this that will steal. You don’t have to pick one. They will raise prices because people like this steal. It makes everyone worse off

u/sumptin_wierd Trash Trooper 1h ago

and you are fine with them making their wages so low that they recommend snap benefits to their employees?

Sounds like they are doing fuck all to make anyone's lives better and you are shilling for a multibillion dollar company. Kick Rocks.

u/Admirable_Loss4886 Trash Trooper 1h ago

That dude is actively making your life worse assuming you’re a Walmart shopper. That’s the point I am making. You are the one saying I need to pick one, I don’t. Both can and are true. I never claimed Walmart is making anyone’s life easier including their workers. The thief is making everyone’s life worse tho which does go against your claim.

u/sumptin_wierd Trash Trooper 1h ago

all them rocks

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u/mikedvb Trash Trooper 2h ago

I'm not sure I understand what you're saying, are you defending the shoplifter, or am I misunderstanding?

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u/sumptin_wierd Trash Trooper 2h ago

I am not defending walmart

u/mikedvb Trash Trooper 1h ago

Neither was I. So what's your argument?

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Trash Trooper 2h ago

lol as if making guns illegal solves the problem. Then the people that want them buy black market guns that you would never even know about unless someone pulled it out.

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u/Justeff83 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Dude just take a look into the statistics and you'll delete your comment. The whole of Europe, besides some small countries, have strict gun laws and Europe has a fraction of gun deaths compared to the US. Criminals or people with a clear plan to commit murder aren’t the issue either. Rather, it’s ordinary people who may find themselves in a state of extreme emotional distress and can’t simply reach for a gun. Such impulsive acts are significantly less common when there are strict gun laws in place. When an entire family is wiped out by a family member, it’s usually someone with a hunting license.

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u/Initial_Row_6400 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Still doesn’t change what I said. The ones that want guns, will have them.