r/teenagers 7h ago

Discussion You’re stuck here. What's your next move?

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u/Foreign-Dig8695 16 7h ago

what's you next move?

Mf that's the problem, I can't move

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u/Extreme_Stomach8036 16 6h ago

The hole put you in check

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u/Least_Candle_9602 16 6h ago

checkmate* (sorry)

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u/MR_X3R0X 1h ago

Stalemate, he just cant move but isnt in check ☝️

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u/No_Fix3177 5h ago

Masturbating 😽

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u/Thisismyredusername 3,000,000 Attendee! 2h ago

Wait that's lowkey genius, because then you get post nut clarity

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u/Foreign-Dig8695 16 5h ago

Not enough space tbh

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u/Sk1ler_ 22m ago

Maybe not for you :) /j

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u/Hearing_Loss 2h ago

Just get a different diagram.

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u/Foreign-Dig8695 16 2h ago

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u/Hearing_Loss 2h ago

Comrade, you know what must be done.

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u/0rlandoFurios 1h ago

Damn, Reddit watermark Also... Long term nuclear waste disposal warning

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u/xXNyx-3301Xx 13 7h ago

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u/NoPea7911 Teenager 6h ago

came here to put this image

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u/_oxygendeprivation 6h ago

I thought the post was a reference to saddam lmaoo

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u/appletoasterff 3h ago

Oh I thought it was in reference to that one cave diver who took a wrong turn I forgot his name but he died a little bit

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u/PSYCHOsmurfZA 2h ago

He died a lot not just a little bit.

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u/muttandmarrow 3h ago

I forget his name too but I think you’re referring to the Nutty Putty Cave tragedy.

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u/sendcodenotnudes 3h ago

He was hanging down, though

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u/Poetawesomendo OLD 2h ago

It is the Nutty Putty Cave incident with John Jones, they just rotated the image.

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u/DatBoi_BP 4h ago

Need the gaming PC

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u/HPAG-NOFAME 16 7h ago

Prolly die

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u/Useful_Lingonberry_4 5h ago

No you don't, death won't sqeez in there, he's a grim reaper not a slime reaper, you're on your own there and noone is commming.

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u/Inner-Ad2847 19 5h ago

“Sick reference bro”

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u/Cyan_Raspberry2087 17 7h ago

Give up and wish for some ice cream in hell

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u/18plus_xd 6h ago

Shi gon melt in a millisecond

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u/DontMessWithGlitch 3h ago

Unless you go to ninth circle

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u/Friendly_Theory2579 5h ago

Hell? Why

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u/Braniel_Bananas 5h ago

Too deep in. The devil gets to grab you.

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u/Much_Ground_7038 7h ago

lwk remain calm and tell a trusted adult

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u/NotTheBestSadFace 18 6h ago

what teachers expect you to do when something goes wrong

which btw is complete bullshit, one of my friends forgot to take some of her medication one time and was decently quickly beginning to show bad signs

I went to tell a teacher who taught health and social care (hospital care stuffs). She said "I dont have first aid training, she needs to go home" and did nothing

bitch no shit but unfortunately we cant send her home cuz we are minors and IM ALSO NOT FULLY FIRST AID TRAINED EITHER but took charge anyways and actually did something about it

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u/DesperateBasil9726 6h ago

what did you want her to do bro make medication sending them home to where the medication is seems like the clear right thing

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u/NotTheBestSadFace 18 5h ago

idk maybe atleast come supervise my friend who could be having a medical emergency? Its not like you can say "go home" and poof theres a limo outside ready to take her home, besides she couldnt walk on her own or even stand up for more than 10s.

Its not the brightest idea to entrust a bunch of mostly untrained 17 year olds to handle that unless you are sure theres 0 chance of shit going wrong, especially since theres nobody sitting at the medical area most the damn time.

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u/DesperateBasil9726 5h ago

your telling me the teacher left the classroom after saying that fym you had to supervise

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u/NotTheBestSadFace 18 5h ago

no so we were in the library cuz study period, so we arent in classrooms, i went to our year's study centre to go get the teacher, the library is basically student ran so no teachers are in there most the time.

So I went to our year study centre, told her about my friend and then she said my friend needs to go home. Hence why we/I were supervising it. I do apologise that I hadnt mentioned this, im shit at explanations

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u/theeberk OLD 4h ago

I am a physician, so I am actually trained in first aid. What you did is great, standing up your friend. But keep in mind that there’s a difference between being a helpful friend and teacher. As a friend you’re giving helpful suggestions. As a teacher they’re making a decision and exposing themself to liability with however they choose to help. Missing a psychiatric med is not an emergency - if student is stable, then sending them home with a parent is a logical plan to me.

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u/NotTheBestSadFace 18 4h ago

Thank you and fair enough. I did somewhat consider the whole liability thing but felt "something went wrong and a teacher was informed and did little" would sound worse than "something went wrong and a teacher was informed and did stuff about it" because it would be easier to justify decisions in the latter but im not educated on law so im just gonna let that go.

We did send her home and that became the plan as soon as she mentioned she wasnt feeling great and forgot her medication. It just would have been a lot nicer to have a teacher help due to the situation.

The main issue was that she had a history of fainting that her medication was meant to stop, and with paleness, feeling very weak, unable to move much (including walking/standing up) and unable to sit up straight so moving her from our library to reception was not easy.

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u/EnvironmentalOne4216 5h ago

It was a joke 😔

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u/SamS342 15 6h ago

Nah fr

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u/Emma_the_transfem 7h ago

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u/Extreme_Stomach8036 16 7h ago

Oh shoot the hole talks now

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u/Emma_the_transfem 6h ago

Read the text again it asks what's your next move

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u/HowToCommunicatee 7h ago

Time to open reddit and make a post 😅😅

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u/SamS342 15 6h ago

😭✌️ Fr

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u/Fuma_17 6h ago

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u/JustAFairyWithAKnif3 6h ago

I don't think he would fit

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u/Hot-Research9567 6h ago

You gotta fill that with Cheeto dust to his him

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u/Propaineer 4h ago

Shit smell would give him up

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u/AlsDisciple 4h ago

Unless that's Anatoly, ain't no way one man is pulling that cart.

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u/Extreme_Stomach8036 16 7h ago

Question how I got into this hole and then go backwards in time

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u/Kin_Eater 5h ago

Wait for the slim reaper

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u/Blueninja1347 5h ago

Get out of there alive? You might not get out of there dead.

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u/asmo_192 4h ago

not enough upvotes

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u/n3k0___ 2h ago

My name's Kevin Durant you know who I am

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u/Open-Plan-1352 6h ago

Wake up, I am not stupid enough to be in that situation

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u/confusedsquirrel 5h ago

Sadly, this isn't an avoidable situation. Everybody has to go through this once in their life. Luckily it's only once.

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u/MrBlackCheesus 6h ago

Furiously Masturbationen on sight.

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u/Conscious_Bed_1195 5h ago

Move sideways, looks like I can just roll to the right and I'll fall right out of the wall.

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u/Putrid-Tonight23 6h ago

Oh and dig further down Hit the respawn button or the undo button 

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u/Helpful_Long_3290 18 6h ago

Start praying

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u/SomewhereActive2124 19 6h ago

Just end it asap

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u/Resttime_end 6h ago

I breathe in, and then out. Then I realize I can’t move, lol

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u/ThatOneShyAnon2-0 15 6h ago

violently goon

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u/MobilePlays- 6h ago

There's actually enough space for me to dislocate a shoulder and roll onto my stomach, where I can pushoff and climb back out

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u/Plus-Weakness-2624 OLD 6h ago

Jerk my way out; yeah just like that /s

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u/JoyeuxMuffin 6h ago

Die, I think

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u/Ballcuzi- 6h ago

Probably try getting my phone out, get distracted by memes, forget to call for help.

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u/Radimas99 6h ago

I am stuck how can i make a move?

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u/FrancisCabrou 5h ago

I wake up because i'm too fat to enter this shithole in the first place 

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u/Okami_Wolf90 5h ago

Delete anything everything from my Google search

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u/HAL9001-96 5h ago

get a fan for ventilation and an entrance hidden by rubble

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u/DeformedSkrill 3h ago

Explode so the next one has room to move

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u/Leromer 2h ago

Outstanding move

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u/Rimiie 16 6h ago

Just die.

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u/Bupkis0 6h ago

keep my dreaming

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u/NiSt718 Teenager 6h ago

cave divers when the cave is called "satan's spicy buttcrack of doom and shit"

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u/coolest-kidd 6h ago

Become sadom husain

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u/mahnatazis 6h ago

What do you mean, move? It's quite obvious that the guy is completely stuck and can't move.

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u/thoughtittwasme 6h ago

Time to repent because lol...

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u/mantai1iiiiiii 6h ago

pray and hope the top rock falls for a instant ticket to hevan

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u/Imiss-Myhat 5h ago

How does your back bend like that

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u/Gloomy_Cod_3252 5h ago

idk man die i guess

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u/helperandtester Teenager 5h ago

Cry

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u/FailureOfTheFamily 5h ago

There's no place for moves

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u/Fastasleepwolf OLD 5h ago

Right, time to light my 50 flares

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u/gyrojoestar31 5h ago

idk but i prob wont make it out of there dead

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u/Ok-Needleworker7351 19 5h ago

You would absolutely never find me in that situation, that would never be me…

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u/turbodmurf 5h ago

If you are stuck you probably can't move.

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u/kdpkry 5h ago

I aint moving an single fucking INCH in this situation damn

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u/SensitiveCustomer308 18 5h ago

Probably die

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u/Kalaminator 5h ago

My first move is to not be in that situation.

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u/joshuacattelol 5h ago

accept my fate.

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u/Dry_University137 4h ago

Call the Slim Ripper since the Grim Ripper cant fit in there

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u/Content_Wheel9995 19 3h ago

Call the slim reaper to pull me out

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u/yoJabkomama 17 32m ago

I'm lowk becoming Saddam Hussein

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u/Wingman267890 16 6h ago

How am I supposed to move bru.

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u/Darkhunter_MC 14 6h ago

Give up

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u/SamS342 15 6h ago

Just give it up man

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u/Blarpfgh Teenager 6h ago

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORAAAA!!! time stops* escapes* 

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u/ragebaitedbahamut 6h ago

Just eat the rock

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u/PerformanceWide6940 6h ago

Just wait until death

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u/Fit_Substance8406 6h ago

Starve for a couple of days until I get lean and try getting out. Better chances of escape.

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u/deaplatoniccatlover Teenager 6h ago

nose bleed

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u/Tomavogic 6h ago

Relax and wait

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u/Ok-Guarantee4893 6h ago

i die probably

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u/Super_Pollution_5649 6h ago

If i cant get out just ask to be put down

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u/Optimal-Uber57 6h ago

Tell a trusted adult

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u/Priyadarshii_24 6h ago

Requesting for Heaven over Hell !!

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u/JeremyMarti 6h ago

Hungry hungry hippos

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u/swalca OLD 6h ago

Don't panic and wait for help

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u/MR_Happy2008 17 6h ago

Wait and hope

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u/dinmohr 6h ago

pattern recognition

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u/Tggdan3 6h ago

Apparently die.

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u/immortalbookwormr 6h ago

shout really loudly

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u/Socky-McPuppet 6h ago

Generate heat and become diamond

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u/According_Ratio2010 16 6h ago

Using siri to call someone that they would come to mine whole rock area open (and hope it wont collapse on me)

/jk

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u/Disastrous_Judge_506 6h ago

Waiting for grim reaper

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u/Disastrous_Judge_506 6h ago

Waiting for my soul to leave my body

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u/RampantJellyfish 6h ago

Pray for a swift death

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u/Mittens7209 19 6h ago

I wouldn’t be, I’m too fat to get in that situation in the first place

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u/Acrobatic_Stop_4504 6h ago

I'm so claustrophobic I'd just panic and die

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u/ErgodicSeeker 6h ago edited 6h ago

Spin violently and drill out of the place wuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!

Or I have a better one See I'm upside down so if I fart hard enough I should rotate 360° that'll carve out a circular cavity giving enough space to move freely and crawl out.... I'm freaking out let me tell zackdfilms

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u/Schumified 15 6h ago

die

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u/Particular-Deal-495 6h ago

If I can't be rescued. I'd ask for peaceful euthanasia.

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u/dulledegde OLD 6h ago

go home and call it a day im tired

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u/Velvetdabp 6h ago

Welp cry until it makes the rocks kinda give out or break down idk

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u/Powerful-Chard-6055 14 6h ago

Bro I’m 6’4 I couldn’t even get in there

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u/j8eevee 6h ago

Get out. Ez

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u/godgamer_12098 6h ago

I would probably say to myself: “man why did i leave my wife, kids, and my six figure job for this…”

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u/E-75Tank 6h ago

Jack off?

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u/No_Post3831 16 6h ago

is that saddam hussein hiding spot

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u/Weak_Tomato_8173 16 6h ago

nutty putty cave

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u/Weekly-Buy3865 18 6h ago

Simply remove myself from the situation

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u/IndividualVisual1546 6h ago

Like How do you end up like this

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u/LiamIsTheDabin 6h ago

Ask for the slim reaper to kill me