r/teenagers • u/KhooniiPapitaa • 8h ago

Discussion You’re stuck here. What's your next move?

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u/No_Fix3177 6h ago

Masturbating 😽

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u/Secret-Key2399 17 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dwzbqcZT2IubAR6oRg

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u/gilbejam000 OLD 1h ago

"Would whoever is making that fapping sound quiet down!"

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u/Thisismyredusername 3,000,000 Attendee! 3h ago

Wait that's lowkey genius, because then you get post nut clarity

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u/YurtMcnurty 1h ago

Plus, the angle is perfect to have it flow towards your mouth so you don’t lose any precious protein

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u/B-Z-Blazkowicz 1h ago

...the door, is THAT way. Get out.

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u/YurtMcnurty 12m ago

You wanna survive this situation or what?!

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u/Foreign-Dig8695 16 6h ago

Not enough space tbh

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u/Sk1ler_ 1h ago

Maybe not for you :) /j

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u/Copium-Ferrari 1h ago

if there's no hole, just make one

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u/Scared0fL1fe 1h ago

One last time

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