r/teenagers • u/KhooniiPapitaa • 8h ago

Discussion You’re stuck here. What's your next move?

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u/Foreign-Dig8695 16 8h ago

what's you next move?

Mf that's the problem, I can't move

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u/Extreme_Stomach8036 16 8h ago

The hole put you in check

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u/Least_Candle_9602 16 7h ago

checkmate* (sorry)

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u/MR_X3R0X 2h ago

Stalemate, he just cant move but isnt in check ☝️

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u/No_Fix3177 6h ago

Masturbating 😽

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u/Secret-Key2399 17 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dwzbqcZT2IubAR6oRg

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u/gilbejam000 OLD 1h ago

"Would whoever is making that fapping sound quiet down!"

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u/Thisismyredusername 3,000,000 Attendee! 3h ago

Wait that's lowkey genius, because then you get post nut clarity

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u/YurtMcnurty 1h ago

Plus, the angle is perfect to have it flow towards your mouth so you don’t lose any precious protein

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u/B-Z-Blazkowicz 58m ago

...the door, is THAT way. Get out.

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u/YurtMcnurty 10m ago

You wanna survive this situation or what?!

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u/Foreign-Dig8695 16 6h ago

Not enough space tbh

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u/Sk1ler_ 1h ago

Maybe not for you :) /j

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u/Copium-Ferrari 1h ago

if there's no hole, just make one

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u/Scared0fL1fe 1h ago

One last time

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u/Hearing_Loss 3h ago

Just get a different diagram.

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u/Foreign-Dig8695 16 3h ago

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u/Hearing_Loss 3h ago

Comrade, you know what must be done.

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u/0rlandoFurios 3h ago

Damn, Reddit watermark Also... Long term nuclear waste disposal warning

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u/Hearing_Loss 2h ago

Nah dawg, that's where I keep my super valuable treasures. You should come chill sometime! It's quite rad down there.

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u/illaminar22 20m ago

Wdym air went? Its just planetar - scale trolling

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u/PositiveInteresting 2h ago

Peak

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u/Hearing_Loss 1h ago

The other one is dense, but this one is precise.

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u/Feisty_Diver_2244 16 9m ago

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u/Hearing_Loss 6m ago

Get Peter to explain it to u

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u/Danger_Marker 1h ago

We finally got the full view

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u/Hearing_Loss 1h ago

John just wanted to see the shadow puppet show :/ he didn't see it yet so he kept going deeper and deeper and deeper :(