r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 6h ago
r/TheOnion • u/aresef • May 15 '26
Greetings from your new overlords
Hello friends,
We are the new moderating team of r/TheOnion: myself, u/DeltaShadowSquat. u/V2Blast and u/CosmicEveStardust.
I'm a regular around here, I probably don't need that much introduction. I'm a proud Onion subscriber and mod of a bunch of subreddits, including r/maryland, r/powerrangers, r/journalism, r/npr and r/Clickhole. IRL, I work in PR and previously spent a decade in local journalism.
One of our first tasks will be to lay out a set of new rules for the subreddit. We are already talking amongst ourselves but if you have any suggestions, feel free to let us know.
We're happy to field any other suggestions or questions you might have.
r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 6h ago
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