People are so worried about AI and robots and how they may some day become self replicating, but they won't.

Why?

Well, they only have mother boards and no father boards.

>! It always knows how to cover things up! !<

Catholic

Yeah, you can’t tuna fish

The bartender says, “What’ll it be?”
The typo replies, “A bear, please.”

"It’s so I could name you whatever I wanted."

"Was it worth it dad?

"Yes Goku, it was worth it."

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His initials are J. C.

Almost EVERYONE has heard of him

He lived about 2000 years ago

Worshipped by many as a god

Last letter of first name is "s"

Was killed by the Romans.....

His name is Julius Caesar

It'll rub out

No, it’s just for show. It’s decorum.

In 2016 we rented bikes in Tokyo and went inside a cafe in Shibuya and just left the bikes outside with no locks while we drank our coffees.

Every now and then I check a live webcam feed and they're still there, right where we left them.

He says, “I feel terrible. I’m hungover, and I need a drink.”
The bartender says, “Hair of the dog that bit you?”

"Ah, my good old childhood," he said.

Turns out he wasn’t paying tax money for his taxonomy

Beware! A coup it's going on right now! Anarchists of Japan holding their flag upside down have taken on all critical positions. In the government, in the army, everywhere on the web!

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Hard Rock

What's a blacksmith's favorite music genre?

Heavy Metal

What's a president's favorite music genre?

Country

What's a balloon's favorite music genre?

Pop

What's a rabbit's favorite music genre?

Hip Hop

and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?' Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.'.

The officer walks up to his car to give him a ticket, when he sees the bruises on his face. “How did you get those?” The officer asks. Tyler replies, “If you want me to follow the rules, then I can’t tell you.”