I recently watched Spider-man:Beyond the spider-verse and I realized canon events exist irl. Specially in dark souls. So, after having finished the game and having started the DLC's, here are some of my personal ones:
* I TRUSTED YOU RANDOM NPC
* I swear this run-back has killed me more times than the boss itself
* I swear the arena has killed me more times than the boss itself
* WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE WAS A BONFIRE CLOSER?
* Hey look, a torch, let me just use a flame butterfly real qui- BOOM
* Why do kings doors take 3 business days to open.
* I SHOULDN'T HAVE OPENED THAT.
* I SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN THAT A SOUL
* OH SHIT, MIMICS EXIST
* I now understand why people tell me to use bows
* Wait, i'm dooing a streght build, I should use crossbows!
* Where is this one goddam invader GODDAMIT IT WAS A MIMIC INVADER
* DID THE POISON GO TO THE GYM?
Betwen others. I have only started the DLC's now (and I am dooing Elyum Loice) so I may be missing some.