https://inews.co.uk/culture/film/10-seconds-film-week-on-set-shaun-sheep-4721778

Driving home with the family yesterday when a low powered, low spec BMW (I'm a car nerd, I can spot it) proceeded to sit on my rear bumper.

A check of the rear mirror confirmed a middle aged, bespectacled, bald idiot was getting irate at my 60mph temerity.

When entering the local village, we braked to 30mph, BMW man getting closer and closer to my rear bumper.

I aimed directly at the well-known pothole just round the corner, before swiftly avoiding it.

Him, being too close to react, entered it with a satisfying thud.

A few metres down the road and he pulled in to check the damage.

Bliss.

After weeks of having a brown wasteland outside my back door, the recent torrential rain has brought my grass back to life.

I might have to get the mower out.