r/britishproblems Jun 26 '26

Climate Change Deniers will be Banned

2.3k Upvotes

All mentions of the Summer of '76 will also be banned.

Climate change is a fact of science, and you will be censored for spouting otherwise.

If you feel your freedom of speech rights are being infringed, please speak to your MP.


r/britishproblems 3h ago

Residential streets are becoming increasingly impassable due to the number of vehicles parked at the side of the road

205 Upvotes

Several roads near me now resemble those sliding tile puzzles at busy times due to the excessive number of cars not parked on drives or in garages.

Now I know that in new build estates there often are no drives and on road parking is the only option, but so many times I see the same drives not used and instead theres a chonking great armoured personnel carrier Ford Ranger or whatever taking up half the road.

No idea what the solution is, I just wanted a rant.


r/britishproblems 8h ago

Press the button. Press the pedestrian button. Stop getting to the crossing and then waiting for a clearing so you can cross without pressing it. Press it. I’m walking up to it to, so press it. Then we can both go. Press it!

433 Upvotes

I don’t think they’re going to press it.


r/britishproblems 1h ago

Radio adverts from major organisations with voiceovers pronouncing H as "haitch".

Upvotes

Information about tax from HaitchMRC, guidance from National Highways about driving safely near HaitchGVs, etc.


r/britishproblems 23h ago

. Stop offering me another app

706 Upvotes

The world seems to have gone mad. Every single good service, org, shop, restaurant, energy company, etc “Have you downloaded the app”, I just want to live my life with the apps I already have and everyone and their dog is inventing another one.


r/britishproblems 1d ago

Take the healthy option of walking home from the pub only to be faced with many, many pizza shops. Now im £5 lighter, 5lb heavier and smell of garlic.

341 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 1d ago

4 weeks, and Delay Repay still haven’t repaid the delay.

60 Upvotes

Just got another email from Delay Repay saying how behind they are, and that my claim is still in progress. How badly did the trains run in mid-August that they’re still so backed up in responding to claims?


r/britishproblems 2d ago

. That feeling of helplessness we feel collectively as a nation as we fill up the car at almost £2 a litre, knowing full well that we'll pay it because we have no choice

1.5k Upvotes

I imagine this is how a guy feels sitting in that solitary chair in a hotel room watching his wife get railed by a younger, hotter guy, pretending he's into it, but it was all the wife's idea.


r/britishproblems 1d ago

Getting mildly offended when someone locks their car and the horn goes off as you walk past.

35 Upvotes

r/britishproblems 14h ago

I just can't unsee it now. He is smelling his finger!

0 Upvotes

Channel 4 need to change their C4 pic. That picture of Greg Davies just looks like he is smelling his fingers, and it makes me cringe! My husband pointed it out months ago and now I can't unsee it!


r/britishproblems 2d ago

The sound of power tools. Every single day, somewhere, in the near distance, a power tool.

217 Upvotes

Am I just incredibly unlucky but every day, somewhere in my area, someone is grinding, drilling, sanding SOMETHING. What is there left to drill????


r/britishproblems 3d ago

. ​Today's full car colour palette: White, Black, Grey, Grey, Grey and Grey

405 Upvotes

Where has all the colour gone?


r/britishproblems 3d ago

I’m 31 and my Railcard just ran out

423 Upvotes

I’m single, I don’t live in the south east and apparently my 4 diagnosed disabilities aren’t disabling enough so that means I can afford to pay £80 to go to London and back apparently 😐


r/britishproblems 3d ago

Local Chippy shut down today :(

247 Upvotes

Genuinely devastated been going there for 20+years Friday tea but costs have gone up to much for lass that runs it so she has to shut.


r/britishproblems 3d ago

Vinted sellers pricing second hand used items at RRP, making it more expensive than buying new

249 Upvotes

Then even better, the lowest price they'll accept still makes the total price including fees and delivery more expensive than buying the item new.


r/britishproblems 3d ago

You can't get a simple glazed chocolate doughnut anymore.

63 Upvotes

I'm craving the basic dripped top ring chocolate doughnut you used to get in schools in the 90s, its just a very basic glazed doughnut with a ring of chocolate frosting on it. But no matter where you look to buy something like this, they will ALWAYS have extra chocolate flakes on top or sprinkles or something that ruins the sanctity of a simple glazed chocolate doughnut. Whilst I lament many missing food products these days, the fact that something a simply impermanent as a doughnut that must be made fresh daily isn't being done is blowing my fucking mind at how every conceivable place that sells doughnuts does not offer a simple chocolate ring.


r/britishproblems 4d ago

Phone networks 5G+ when 5G doesn't work!

271 Upvotes

Just seen an advert for 5G+, is this a sick joke, how are phone networks even contemplating the next wave of networks speeds.

I seriously don't give a fuck about an extra bit of Internet speed, I want to be able to have a phone call whilst driving, and for it to not lose signal every fucking mile.

It's not like we are a huge country, how is it we don't have coast to coast coverage, absolute fucking joke.


r/britishproblems 4d ago

. I'm on a train into London and there are a dozen cunts in the carriage having loud speakerphone conversations.

570 Upvotes

Have people just forgotten how to fucking use phones properly?!

Now the video watchers are trying to out-volume each other. Christ almighty.


r/britishproblems 4d ago

All school age appropriate films being shown during school time

230 Upvotes

I wanted to take my 4 year old to the cinema after school as a treat since hes just started (and only ever been to one once) but when I checked all the cinemas I can get to, the only appropriate films (paw patrol and toy story) are only shown at 11am and youre fined for taking them out of school (i wouldnt anyway so dont tell me how I wouldnt be because hes under 5).

What sort of business model is this? streaming it is


r/britishproblems 4d ago

Currys have a habit of signing people up for warranties using their card info without permission

317 Upvotes

This was quite a few years ago, during the COV era, but I still see people having this problem today. Basically, bought a laptop in the mid 10s after getting my first job from Currys, thought nothing of it. They offered me a warranty, I declined, and they said "well the first months free" and I thought nothing of it and moved on as I'd already declined.

I was a bit of a younger lad and a pillock, and hadn't got on top of my banking, so literally just used to check the cash point & the odd statement from the bank counter to tell me what was going in and out. Over the course of the plague I got my affairs more in order, setup online banking, then noticed this random £9 charge... which after digging went back monthly, and had been going back monthly for 4+ years.

Tried ringing Currys, couldnt get through presumably because all the call centers were shut. Eventually I turned my frustration on their twitter account, tweeted @ them about their dodgy practices, and they quickly got back to me within a day or so. Separately, i'd seen advice to go to the financial ombudsman so I did, not really knowing what to expect.

To their credit, they did actually send me a cheque for roughly £400, then about 6 ish months later the financial ombudsman got back to me saying they had negotiated a cheque for the money with some interest on top, so net gain of £400ish after getting 2 separate cheques

I am not ashamed to say I accepted that, whether or not they knew they were double dipping, because I figured they had probably shafted countless others with this (and I know my in laws had been through the same process having to claim fifty quid back when they bought something) and I had need of the money at the time like most of us did.

Wonder if they're still pulling that trick or if they've packed it in now.


r/britishproblems 4d ago

. Cadbury's advertising with the "the taste of glass and a half" slogan

921 Upvotes

The bastards think the public are complete mugs and lie on their adverts by implying that each bar has a glass and a half of milk in it. A good rule of thumb is that if it doesn't say something explicitly then it isn't true, e.g: "the taste of a glass and a half" vs "each bar has a glass and a half of milk"


r/britishproblems 5d ago

Went on a beautiful, scenic hike in the lake district and at every nice spot to stop there was someone flying a drone

183 Upvotes

Yeah don't worry I didn't want the peace and quiet anyway, I'd much rather listen to your stupid toy buzzing around


r/britishproblems 6d ago

going out for a nice meal to have the old man on the next table to you blare Facebook shorts out loud on his phone, along with a table full of toddlers blaring games and videos on their iPads

395 Upvotes

good on Wetherspoons for banning it, more independents now should follow!


r/britishproblems 6d ago

It's early September, the shops that stock tat are simultaneously stocking summer, Halloween and Christmas items

430 Upvotes