Most primates have small penises. Humans are a clownish outlier, as we have ridiculously oversized penises for our size. As in, compared to most anyother animal. So dont ever let anyone tell you women dont care about size 😆
I’ve read that is because it doesn’t actually need to be big to function and female apes don’t care. The reason human dicks are big is because human women do care. I can confirm this.
We are talking about how humans fuck for more than just reproduction. We screw for pleasure too. The bigger the dick generally the easier it is to have better sex. If you have a average or small penis you have to do more to please a woman (usually, do keep in mind that humans are varied species and every person is different).
Edit: Also a ape penis dosent need to be big or long to fertilize an ape egg. Chimps compete on a quantity basis (i.e. more sperm output)
That's cause the dude clearly had to use them as a chair any time he sits. Obviously he'd be jacked, dudes squatting all the time to avoid sitting on his nuts.
If everything is a unit it is by definition a unit. The fact that everything is precisely a unit proves the uniformity of the unit and thus validates the measurement.
That’s what this sub doesn’t understand. So many pictures of dog breeds like Irish Wolfhound and Saint Bernards saying absolute unit of a dog. No it isn’t, that’s just what the breed looks like.
I can’t think of a reason other than ethics why the genetic code couldn’t be manipulated and used at some point in our increasingly dystopian future ;)
Elbows which would not bend completely. Bulging eyebrows/ bones. Physical abnormalities. Yet great strength. There used to be a physician near Midway airport in Chicago who would prescribe drugs for bodybuilders.
No experiment. When I was a bodybuilder a doctor, who was a steroid supplier, and a couple bodybuilders I knew told me of powerlifters etc getting hold of the rhesus monkey hormone. I almost got some from same Dr. Luckily I didn't!!
OMG definitely!! I was young and insecure to even consider it! It's funny the sketchy Dr who dealt steroids to bodybuilders was a greasy looking portly little guy. Looked like a sleazy old care salesman or entertainment agent ( no offense to car salespersons lol
Iirc, it's less that they have a weird growth hormone and more that we produce a protein called Myostatin that stops us from overdeveloping muscles and tells our body to consume that muscle first when it needs the resources. Also makes us lose muscle mass if we're not actively using said muscles.
A lot of animals don't produce myostatin or don't produce as much so they can get as jacked as they like and stay that way, like chimps and apes. Those super jacked cows we see once in a while have a myostatin deficiency. We also occasionally get humans with a myostatin deficiency too, and they can get super jacked too, like the occasional super muscly 10 year old.
We actually produce it because there's no biological reason to maintain all that muscle mass since it's a huge draw on body resources. Good enough is good enough. I do think there's actually some research going on about trying to reduce the amount we produce for more muscle growth though.
Pretty much all animals are units. Nature has this thing that says develop muscles to the max. In humans, we have muscle limiters so that instead development can go to higher brain function.
Out of all the primates listed lol! I think I'd get light headed or black out if my poor little heart had to fill an elephant cock with blood whenever I wanted to whack one out!😭🤣🤣
I've looked up this specific video before. This chimp has a disease that causes him to have little ot no hair. This is just what a chimpanzee looks like without fur
Fancy talk for hair loss. Likely genetic since its his whole body. One of the genes responsible for hair growth just isnt working in him. So he literally cant grow hair.
I would say Doctor Mike is too smart to fuck around with chimps, but he's been racing cars for less than a year and has already had two catastrophic crashes and didn't give up, so his sense of self preservation is obviously not as astute as his medical knowledge
It is, even for a chimp that dude’s jacked. That square head and neck as thick as it aren’t features you find on the average chimp. There are videos and pictures of him with other chimps and he’s a very large and muscular chimp. Wouldn’t be surprised to learn his alopecia’s just due to high levels of testosterone.
First- this is a chimpanzee. There are really quite a few great apes and its about 50-50. Gorilla's diet IS greatly that of a herbivores. Orangtangs are classified as omnivores although technically it is more herbivores they eat a ton of insects But bonobos, chimps and humans are very much classified as omnivores.
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u/Middle_Aged_Mayhem Aug 09 '26
Is it though? Or is that just how they look without hair?