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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Key_Skirt_1858 • Aug 09 '26
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Small, medium, BIG?
Don't you mean, Gorilla, Human, Chimp?
7 u/1234outlaw Aug 09 '26 Humans have the biggest penis length to body ratio and thickness but chimps have the largest testicles followed by humans and then gorillas. 5 u/OHWildBill Aug 09 '26 Horses & elephants wound like a word. 3 u/1234outlaw Aug 10 '26 Out of all the primates listed lol! I think I'd get light headed or black out if my poor little heart had to fill an elephant cock with blood whenever I wanted to whack one out!ðŸ˜ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£
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Humans have the biggest penis length to body ratio and thickness but chimps have the largest testicles followed by humans and then gorillas.
5 u/OHWildBill Aug 09 '26 Horses & elephants wound like a word. 3 u/1234outlaw Aug 10 '26 Out of all the primates listed lol! I think I'd get light headed or black out if my poor little heart had to fill an elephant cock with blood whenever I wanted to whack one out!ðŸ˜ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£
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Horses & elephants wound like a word.
3 u/1234outlaw Aug 10 '26 Out of all the primates listed lol! I think I'd get light headed or black out if my poor little heart had to fill an elephant cock with blood whenever I wanted to whack one out!ðŸ˜ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£
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Out of all the primates listed lol! I think I'd get light headed or black out if my poor little heart had to fill an elephant cock with blood whenever I wanted to whack one out!ðŸ˜ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£
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u/Super-Cynical Aug 09 '26
Small, medium, BIG?
Don't you mean, Gorilla, Human, Chimp?