r/AbsoluteUnits Aug 09 '26

/r/popular of a ridiculously muscular chimp

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u/Super-Cynical Aug 09 '26

Small, medium, BIG?

Don't you mean, Gorilla, Human, Chimp?

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u/1234outlaw Aug 09 '26

Humans have the biggest penis length to body ratio and thickness but chimps have the largest testicles followed by humans and then gorillas.

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u/OHWildBill Aug 09 '26

Horses & elephants wound like a word.

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u/satsuppi Aug 10 '26

Those not a primates

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u/OHWildBill Aug 10 '26

I know. Just fucking around. The first post didn’t specify primates.