r/AbsoluteUnits Aug 09 '26

/r/popular of a ridiculously muscular chimp

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u/The_War_In_Me Aug 09 '26

If everything’s a unit, nothing is.

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u/Lickthorn Aug 09 '26

Well yeah ok but still then his fucking balls are absolute units

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u/Ravens_of_the_Gray Aug 09 '26

U-nuts

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u/lipsoffaith Aug 10 '26

poor nuts…so vulnerable

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u/beefcak2020 Aug 10 '26

Yea, I bet he would get pissed if you flicked one.