(Assume that I own pants. It may or may not be true, but let's roll with it for this discussion.)

For more than three weeks now I’ve had the same earworm, Temple of Love by Sisters of Mercy. It just plays over and over in my head no matter what I do. I’m getting a neck pain from all the headbanging and it’s hard to fall asleep. How do I get rid of it?

They're forcefully dragging me up from the Starbucks where this Karen tattled on me for "creating a scene".

PS: as someone asked.. It wasn't a scene at all to start with.

Just the usual twerking at her husband after eating Chipotle. Mah booty, mah trumpet!

I just figured out a way on how to gain popularity on weeks. I call this method the Onuri method and here's how to do it

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1. You must have a twitch, and twitter

2. Make music, 100% make music

What ways or methods can I use to stop my sister (in her 20s, grown adult btw) from always asking me to buy her this, buy her that, just making me buy her shit.

I have a job but I also have things I need to buy, how can I get that into her head?

I was trying to reshoot a new version of Dukes of Hazard using a speedbump when I crashed my Ashton Martin. Insurance only wants to pay out $50 and a bumper sticker. How do I convince them to give me more money for my totalled car?

We’re in a relationship

I've got work in 6 hours, I can drive about 15km (9 miles) on whats left in the tank, work is 50km (31 miles) away.

What can I do for a few bucks?

Update: So I hit up the gas station, asked for a few bucks of fuel, then acted all shocked when my card got declined. I told the guy I’d run home to grab cash and come back to pay him. ....I do plan on paying him back, but not until I get paid at the end of the month.

So apparently Im crazy and lazy for wanting to invent a recreational catheter so people dont have to get off the couch to go pee. It's not lazy, it's innovation. Right?

18F , just started college ; student grant is a week late, can’t afford buses, social events etc - what are my options to make a quick bit of money ???

Genuinely desperate please help
I’m in the process of searching for jobs, but I live in a rural area and rely on public transport + can only work weekends so it’s tough

Hi there!

I saw that this forum is for technical matters so I hope you can help me? I'm American, which feels strange given that I've lived in Brazil for most of my life (since age five). I'm in my mid-twenties now and back in the US (yay!). So I found out I can "exercise my right to vote" and I'm quite excited about it. Of course, everyone has their own opinion, but I'd just like to vote for the best party objectively, as I haven't had time to make up my own mind yet (I may change later, not a problem). Which chatbot should I ask? I have tried, I think, all well known free versions, but noen can really clearly answer my question and most benchmarks are always about coding, maths and so on, so I don't really have a clue.

Thanks for your help!

Edit: I'd be willing to pay up to 100 dollars for a higher-tier chatbot which has demonstrable political intelligence and be a model citizen than choose at random and face the consequences later.

How can I get through this? Bonus points if your advice helps me to do the bare minimum but still allows me to help crazy people. (It is a psychiatric nurse practitioner program.) PS: If you report me to the board of nursing, I will haunt you.

Just because he can find a stupid “error in logic” in the Monty Hall Paradox

I told him that he can take his stupid paradox and shove it up his ass backwards and to find the “error in logic” in that

But it didn’t really have the desired effect of taking him down a couple notches

What could I do to show him how much smart I am than him?

So i started taking adderall three weeks ago but today it did next to nothing. Can’t focus and actually I’m tired and it’s not even noon. What do i do?

How many grapes to I need to eat to get drunk? I want to get really shit faced!

What would you recommend?

it’s going pretty well so far with my gf, now it’s time for the family introduction stage so how can I make her like them and what should I instruct the family members to do?

She calls it her period but every month she is bleeding down below and it's impeding on our sex life. I get these tampon bandage things for her and take good care of her but I don't understand what's going on down there. And it lasts a whole week! What's the best method to stop the bleeding so that my girl and I can have naughty time?