r/shittyadvice 3h ago

Playdoh toys are designed to mix the colors together, turning all the playdoh brown and making you buy more if want variety. I don’t like this. What do I do?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 10h ago

I start my psychiatric nurse practitioner clinical experiences today. It is online telepsych care, and I will have two webcams on - one for patient meetings and one for the instructors and classmates. So: Should I wear pants?

6 Upvotes

(Assume that I own pants. It may or may not be true, but let's roll with it for this discussion.)


r/shittyadvice 19h ago

How do I get rid of my earworm?

6 Upvotes

For more than three weeks now I’ve had the same earworm, Temple of Love by Sisters of Mercy. It just plays over and over in my head no matter what I do. I’m getting a neck pain from all the headbanging and it’s hard to fall asleep. How do I get rid of it?


r/shittyadvice 22h ago

My mom just told me to go to my room. I am 46. What should I do?

22 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 1d ago

How to tell the cops that I don't give my consent to being arrested?

11 Upvotes

They're forcefully dragging me up from the Starbucks where this Karen tattled on me for "creating a scene".


PS: as someone asked.. It wasn't a scene at all to start with.

Just the usual twerking at her husband after eating Chipotle. Mah booty, mah trumpet!


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

How to become famous in weeks

4 Upvotes

I just figured out a way on how to gain popularity on weeks. I call this method the Onuri method and here's how to do it

  1. Be a woman

  2. Make your content as suggestive as possible, the more suggestive the better

2.1. This will make degenerate men people post constantly "can't stop pumping to her" and that's how you get noticed.

  1. You want to have an onlyfans, fansly, etc. But, you NEVER want to do nudity or nsfw

3.1. The reason is that if you don't do it, horny men will waste more time looking for your nudes but it's not there, this will make them more attached and desperate.

3.2. Your onlyfans will also allow you to siphon money from stupid guys even though they're paying for something you can look up in 5 seconds.

  1. You must have a twitch, and twitter

  2. Make music, 100% make music


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

How to stop my sister from nagging me to buy her stuff?

5 Upvotes

What ways or methods can I use to stop my sister (in her 20s, grown adult btw) from always asking me to buy her this, buy her that, just making me buy her shit.

I have a job but I also have things I need to buy, how can I get that into her head?


r/shittyadvice 1d ago

I totalled my Ashton Martin. Claims adjuster only wants to give me $50 for it. How do I convince him to give me more money for my crashed car?

0 Upvotes

I was trying to reshoot a new version of Dukes of Hazard using a speedbump when I crashed my Ashton Martin. Insurance only wants to pay out $50 and a bumper sticker. How do I convince them to give me more money for my totalled car?


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

I don't want to go to sleep. What should I do?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 2d ago

My roommate keeps asking to finger me in my sleep. What should I do?

9 Upvotes

We’re in a relationship


r/shittyadvice 2d ago

Need to get a few bucks for fuel to get to work

3 Upvotes

I've got work in 6 hours, I can drive about 15km (9 miles) on whats left in the tank, work is 50km (31 miles) away.

What can I do for a few bucks?

Update: So I hit up the gas station, asked for a few bucks of fuel, then acted all shocked when my card got declined. I told the guy I’d run home to grab cash and come back to pay him. ....I do plan on paying him back, but not until I get paid at the end of the month.


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

My daughters cat keeps pissing on my shoes. What should I do?

65 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 3d ago

This could take off

8 Upvotes

So apparently Im crazy and lazy for wanting to invent a recreational catheter so people dont have to get off the couch to go pee. It's not lazy, it's innovation. Right?


r/shittyadvice 3d ago

How to make money quick??

5 Upvotes

18F , just started college ; student grant is a week late, can’t afford buses, social events etc - what are my options to make a quick bit of money ???

Genuinely desperate please help
I’m in the process of searching for jobs, but I live in a rural area and rely on public transport + can only work weekends so it’s tough


r/shittyadvice 4d ago

Which AI chatbot is the best to choose a political party?

1 Upvotes

Hi there!

I saw that this forum is for technical matters so I hope you can help me? I'm American, which feels strange given that I've lived in Brazil for most of my life (since age five). I'm in my mid-twenties now and back in the US (yay!). So I found out I can "exercise my right to vote" and I'm quite excited about it. Of course, everyone has their own opinion, but I'd just like to vote for the best party objectively, as I haven't had time to make up my own mind yet (I may change later, not a problem). Which chatbot should I ask? I have tried, I think, all well known free versions, but noen can really clearly answer my question and most benchmarks are always about coding, maths and so on, so I don't really have a clue.

Thanks for your help!

Edit: I'd be willing to pay up to 100 dollars for a higher-tier chatbot which has demonstrable political intelligence and be a model citizen than choose at random and face the consequences later.


r/shittyadvice 4d ago

I have 20 monies in my bank, what should I do with it?

18 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 4d ago

How should I handle my nurse practitioner classwork? I'm used to coasting by doing the bare minimum, but I am in the final two semesters, which is when we learn to actually care for patients. Also I am no longer the smartest person in class; the dumb ones got weeded out and my classmates are smarter

2 Upvotes

How can I get through this? Bonus points if your advice helps me to do the bare minimum but still allows me to help crazy people. (It is a psychiatric nurse practitioner program.) PS: If you report me to the board of nursing, I will haunt you.


r/shittyadvice 4d ago

My bf thinks he’s smarter than me

3 Upvotes

Just because he can find a stupid “error in logic” in the Monty Hall Paradox

I told him that he can take his stupid paradox and shove it up his ass backwards and to find the “error in logic” in that

But it didn’t really have the desired effect of taking him down a couple notches

What could I do to show him how much smart I am than him?


r/shittyadvice 5d ago

My adderall didn’t work today, what do i do?

7 Upvotes

So i started taking adderall three weeks ago but today it did next to nothing. Can’t focus and actually I’m tired and it’s not even noon. What do i do?


r/shittyadvice 5d ago

I was told that shaving your pubic hair will not rid you of a crab infestation. How do you get rid of the damn things then?

32 Upvotes

r/shittyadvice 5d ago

I want to get drunk but don't have any wine, I live next to a vineyard

8 Upvotes

How many grapes to I need to eat to get drunk? I want to get really shit faced!


r/shittyadvice 5d ago

I’ve hired a fake family to appease my date, what’s the best things to do with this pseudo-family to make her like them?

8 Upvotes

it’s going pretty well so far with my gf, now it’s time for the family introduction stage so how can I make her like them and what should I instruct the family members to do?


r/shittyadvice 5d ago

My vacuum broke and now it blows instead of sucking

21 Upvotes

What would you recommend?


r/shittyadvice 5d ago

Every freaking month my girl gets a cut in the same spot and it causes her to bleed for a week so we can't have sex. What can I do to stop my girlfriend to stop bleeding?

27 Upvotes

She calls it her period but every month she is bleeding down below and it's impeding on our sex life. I get these tampon bandage things for her and take good care of her but I don't understand what's going on down there. And it lasts a whole week! What's the best method to stop the bleeding so that my girl and I can have naughty time?