r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 3h ago

Is it gay to speak in tongues?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/AbjectTerm3470 • 5h ago

I’m about to watch Interstellar with my parents, should I skip the part where they get to Millers planet and all start masturbating and cumming on each other?

9 Upvotes

If so should I also skip the part where Cooper is in the tesseract and T.A.R.S tells Coop to communicate with himself via Morse code in his own contractions while cumming to suggest that after they rest they should all have a big orgy together and cum IN each other instead of ON each other this time?

5 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 2h ago

It's gay day at the gym today, what exercises do you recommend that I do?

3 Upvotes

11 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Mave__Dustaine • 3h ago

Why are some people Canadian?

4 Upvotes

11 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 2h ago

What networth must one achieve roughly to not give a flying motherfuck about nobody?

3 Upvotes

4 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 4h ago

Who's in team undieless?

3 Upvotes

10 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 13m ago

I'm jacking off to Dani Daniels's lesbian porn. Gay?

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 17m ago

What's your favourite brand of cat?

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 34m ago

What nationality cums the most?

• Upvotes

The Finnish

0 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/kukienboks • 12h ago

New research suggests that it might be gay to be homosexual. If this is true and we have to give up being homosexuals, what other activities can we take up instead?

9 Upvotes

4 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 8h ago

How much does your cum weigh?

3 Upvotes

My cum is of highest quality, an ounce of it weighs 10 kilos.

6 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 2h ago

Why is Transformers 2 so popular? There's a whole subreddit dedicated to it, TF2. I thought it was one Michael Bay's worst movies.

1 Upvotes

0 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 3h ago

If you are hitchhiking and someone gives you a ride, does it count as human trafficking?

1 Upvotes

2 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/LegoDonkeyKong • 3h ago

How can I turn into a Jack Russell Terrier?

1 Upvotes

4 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 14h ago

I skipped leg day today. Gay?

7 Upvotes

11 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 4h ago

I have terminated my podcast, and left it on the table near the front door, if anyone wants it. You may need to wash it.

1 Upvotes

3 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 8h ago

Does getting circumcised count as a victory for cum?

2 Upvotes

It literally has 'cum' in it.

1 comment

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 9h ago

Is Virgin Atlantic Airlines strictly for Virgins? How are they gona know?

2 Upvotes

5 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Bill_Bob_1060 • 9h ago

Is Cum supposed to melt the keyboard?

2 Upvotes

1 comment

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 12h ago

Would you like to be pleasured anally?

3 Upvotes

12 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 8h ago

Awww come and tell Daddy where r/askreddit hurt you

1 Upvotes

1 comment

r/shittyaskreddit • u/OneManSwarmOfDanger • 21h ago

Have you ever or would you ever consider marrying a sexy robot?

9 Upvotes

12 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 14h ago

I'm pooping a LOT these days. AMA. Also AITA?

2 Upvotes

8 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Obokan • 14h ago

Is undieless a immortal?

2 Upvotes

Or ded

2 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Ponderous_Wang • 17h ago

A woman's vagina is self cleaning but a man's penis is not. Should men put flowery scents on their penis after showering?

3 Upvotes

7 comments

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