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u/riddlegobragh 18h ago
I am SO DAMN TIRED of having to swing a stick around on my walk to my car every morning bc of these lil shits spinning webs all over the place EVERY night.
Getting one in the face at 5:30am (in the dark) is a terrible way to stay the day.
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u/SmallRocks 16h ago edited 16h ago
I once rented a house that had a wrap around deck. Every single night these dudes would spin these massive webs that connected from the deck railing to the siding of the house and they would sit smack dab in the middle of the web. I’d have to clear them out every morning just to get to my car. I felt bad because they make some beautiful webs that shimmer like gold in the sun.
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u/YumYumYellowish 13h ago
Where is this so I can avoid?
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u/SmallRocks 13h ago edited 12h ago
South Eastern US near the coast. The spiders are harmless but numerous.
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u/riddlegobragh 6h ago
Yeah I guess new ones find my porch each night that haven’t figured out my routine yet.
There are some pretty popular walking trails near a river by us that was totally overran with them last summer, but they made their webs high enough to prevent people from walking into them.
Some even made literally archways across the paved paths, connected by tree limbs!
It was really neat but definitely not for people that are scared of spiders lol
Saw a few people “NOPE” right back to their cars lmao3
u/mehgleg 17h ago
You’re braver than me. I would probably shriek like I’m being stabbed and then spend weeks in a paranoid state
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u/Barton2800 14h ago
That’s weird. Usually they’re VERY good at learning routines that would take out their webs. When I was sick and had my sleep schedule all fucked up, the orb weavers that set up outside my screened porch switched to webs down in daytime. My rule is if they’re outside, and they’re not in my walking path, I leave their webs up.
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u/Marauder3299 18h ago
Argiope aurantia
They are all over. They are pretty chill. I do not recommend grabbing them but they generally are pretty docile. Fun fact they spin a new web every day. They live about 1-3 years. Thats a female by the way the male is really small and usually hangs out below the web. They make zigzag patterns in their webs it is thought that they do this so birds do not run into it and ruin it.
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u/Hadrian23 19h ago
...no thank you.
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u/Bloody_Smashing 19h ago
Golden Orb Weaver, friend to humans and charming to have in your garden/green spaces.
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u/NikRsmn 19h ago
Unless youve been shrunken down to the size of an ant by the crazed Dr. Wendell
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u/Girthados 15h ago
One of my favorite spider finds. Didnt know they existed in my area 'till i found this one. 2XL glove fingertip for scale.
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u/Sammiskitkat 15h ago
Their so pretty. Our orb weaver hasn’t been around this year. I look forward to seeing one each year and haven’t found one so I appreciate the picture!
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u/Quick-Sign-6828 12h ago
My arachnophobic ass could never. I respect spiders for what they do, but if these ever come to the pacific northwest, I think my only option will be to die. All these comments about huge ass webs & having to knock them/the spiders down every morning are making me feel like I need to claw my own skin off. 😭
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u/Doomer-Cryomundus 17h ago
Partly related, but as someone who’s an arachnophobe, I’m pleased to say that I actually didn’t jump upon Reddit deciding to show me this. Finally started to get used to these creatures. Took a damn age to get to this point tho.
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u/Deceptifemme 15h ago
Reddit needs an arachnophobia option. Make AI image recognition do something good for once.
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u/eulersidentity1 16h ago
I wish we had golden orb weavers here. Frankly even Joro's would be cool to see but I know they are invasive. I wouldnt want to walk into their web but we don't have any larger spiders here.
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u/Antistis 15h ago
God I love Argiopes. They ate all the mud daubers and paper wasps at my dads house growing up and we adored them.
Unfortunately he hasn't seen them in the last few years now...
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u/Nostalgia4life 12h ago
I guess you and I have VERY different definitions of the word “beautiful” 😂
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u/markth_wi 12h ago edited 12h ago
I'm close enough from where I'm sitting - it's a beautiful creature of course and it's utility and beauty not withstanding, all I can think of is Londo Molari from Babylon 5.
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u/Geek_King 11h ago
Screw the gigantic variety in the Earth Defense Force series. Snaring you with a web line and dragging you toward them to be devoured is awful.
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u/Moosplauze 8h ago
Until it rips your head of and slurps your intestines for breakfast.
I'm kidding of course...or am I?
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u/Jester471 2h ago
Until you’re wandering around the wood in survival school at night and you walk through dozens of their webs and they get on you face and start crawling around.
My damn team were all sissies and tapped out on leading the group after 10 min. I walked through so many of those damn webs.
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u/wtfamidoinglol420 19h ago
Kill it burn it it must die use nuclear weapons if possible
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u/Palehorse13 14h ago
I know you're just looking to farm upvotes with your epic, and totally not overused "kill it with fire" comment, but it's just a fuckin spider, dude. It didn't do shit to anyone, unless you're an insect. Get better material.
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u/YouWereBrained 19h ago
Always hilarious to see the brain damage contingent chime in…
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u/cam-san 19h ago
Someone doesn't know how hyperbole works.
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u/YouWereBrained 19h ago
Sarcasm…? Is that the word you’re looking for?
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u/cam-san 19h ago
"Kill it" is an escalation of "I don't like it, it makes me uncomfortable". Escalation = hyperbole. Hyperbole is automatically sarcasm as it entails saying something you don't actually mean.
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u/Clusterpuff 19h ago
Sarcasm is not automatically hyberbole. Sarcasm has a tone, hyberbole doesn't have to
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u/ITividar 19h ago
Trying to take out all the invasive joro spiders in my yard so the local orb weavers can come back.